Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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What the heck are you smoking?
Gotta be something strong..
Or are you’re glasses to dark, so you cant see straight?
(i dont want to sound inmature or chovenistic but….) no womasn has ever asked me for sex and thus i am convinced it dosent exist unless men want it i really almostwith i were raped by a woman. i wish thed say F me or die. cant they at least talk matuarly about it without being to uppitdy. like that rammestein song yoy have a p*ssy i have a d*ck so whats the problem lets make it quick! women should have a sexual awakening …my only explanation is that men are ugly and women say no too much. sorry if i sound rude but its personal we need more sex. …. F me now or forever hold your peace. ineed alittle bit of fat lotsa red hair and some frekels and big eyes and big boobs.
@studio:Goes to show these whimmin’s lame reasoning skills.This cunt vanessa is no different from the rest of the feminist trash that post here everyday.Btw, most whimmin make their men believe they have earned their man’s trust, till they get married.Then its all about nagging and eventually draining them of all their hard earned money through divorce, alimony.
Best way to go about it, never trust a woman.Dont depend on her or be nice to her.Just fuck her and move on.Like chris said, you’ll have a lot more money saved up by 40 and can probably retire early.You’ll probably have your sanity/respect intact as well.Maybe there are a few whimmin who are genuinely good, can be trusted and are worthy of commitment.The odds of finding one are very bad indeed.Better to stay safe and forget about shit like marriage/commitment to whimmin.
yep Raj7, its sure easy to show to these whimmin lame reasoning skill as well as their imense stupidity in approaching men – WE only tell them the TRUTH
Part of the problem is that men focus on the wrong sort of woman. If you are chasing after the beautiful thin blonde with the boob job, you have to realize that this is a woman who will expect a lot from you. She will be spoiled because of the multitudes of men who want to build a relationship with a woman based on how good she looks instead of getting to know her for who she really is inside. She doesn’t exactly have long manicured fingernails because she’s done much hard work in life. If she has spent hundreds of dollars on her looks, than that shows that her looks are her priority and she will wants you to provide her with the life she has grown accustomed to.
Don’t try to impress her with expensive gifts if you can’t continue this behavior later. She will move onto the next man who can provide more, if your relationship is based on these things.
If men would start engaging with the decent women and the smart women, instead of the playboy bunnies, they would less likely end up in a lousy relationship wondering why these women are spending all their money and not treating the man with kindness.
Men take responsibility and realize that the choices you make about which woman you take interest in, will affect how compatible you are in the future.
You know it is easy to sit there and blame the woman but maybe you should examine what choices you have made which impacted the treatment that you received from women.
”Part of the problem is that men focus on the wrong sort of woman. If you are chasing after the beautiful thin blonde with the boob job,”
This is utter bullshit and all part of the trap. MOST women if they don’t begin as parasitic money grabbing C*s, turn into one.
Feminism more than anything else these days has encouraged this behaviour from women. Not that they need much encouragement, women have never been able to find contentment and likely never will.
lol I thought your rant was quite funny, and you do have your points, but you can’t categorise all women into one category! That’s a bit absurd, that’s categorising like fucking horoscopes! Unless… you believe in those…
Not all women are the same, as im sure not ALL men are the same as you.
I hope your not %100 serious about all this, but if you are, us women will be more than glad to leave you fella’s alone… in your little sausage-fest world! =p
Come on, you can’t live with us and you can’t live without us! So suck it up cause we have to as well!
Nice rant though.
‘’suck it up cause we have to as well!”
And are rewarded handsomely for doing so. No wonder you don’t want it to change.
And how exactly are we rewarded handsomely!?! and I believe you are as well.
Like i said, MORE than happy to leave you men alone in your little men-only world!
”And how exactly are we rewarded handsomely”
Needless to say you can’t or refuse to see it.
Female=malcontented.
Men are rewarded by your ignorance, great trade off for the effort we actually put into work and life. More than happy myself that I won’t allow another leech like yourself attach itself to me. If you’re not a whale I’d find some use, for a while.
We can categorize women into any category we like. Don’t be trying to tell men what they can – and cannot – do.
Example:
A man can say “all women are whores” any time he likes. And just because YOU don’t like it, doesn’t mean he can’t.
Women are always telling men “not all women are like that!!!” but would she say “not all women are like that!!!!!” if he said “all women are beautiful, lovely creatures who can do no wrong”????
So there you go.
It actually PAYS better for a man to think “all women are like that”.
It NEVER pays to just —>> “take her word for it.
And P.S:
We can “LIVE” without you just fine.
In fact an unmarried man will have $350,000 more in the bank by the time he is 50. Imagine what kind of top-flight vagina man can enjoy every weekend for 20 years for that kind of coin… instead of signing a contract to an aging Sandy Vagina depreciating asset.
Cute try though sweety!
http://nomarriage.com
http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/golddigger.asp
Vanessa,
How much more moronic you whimmin can get, that is the question???
By saying “not all women are like this” you are in fact admiting that there are women like this.
So then you next statment that men cant make asumptions about women, doesn’t make any sense. Because we are making axactly right asumptions.
What “not all women are like this” really means is – “come guys chase our asses”. But we men here are not interested in chasing your ass, any more.
We know this is what’s really disturbing you, but hey, life is changing. The pool of free men willing to chase your ass is shirinking by the minute, so if you want A MAN, from now on you have to earn a man.
If you don’t know how, or are not willing, or any other reason which starts with “NO”, then fuck off and go fuck yourself, cos then we men don’t want your pussy.
GOT THAT???
YOU THINK YOUR SO FUNNY….YOUR NOT, YOUR ABOUT AS RETARDED AS MY FUCKING HAMSTER…I KNOW AND HAVE BEEN WITH PLENTY OF WOMAN WHO LOVE SEX…THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN IS THAT WOMEN CAN GET SEX ANYTIME THEY WANT IT..THEY DONT HAVE TO TRY…AS FOR MEN LIKE YOU…YOU TRY AND TRY AND NEVER GET LAID…THEN COME OUT WITH STUPID BULLSHIT LIKE THIS FOR “THERAPY”
You haven’t met many women have you? I don’t understand how you proved you point that women hate sex. Fuck you man.
Women hate sex, but they are all cheating whores??? What a stupid website!
Read the fucking articles. Women are cheating whores because they crave attention. So they put up with the sex even though they hate it in order to get more attention. It’s pretty simple.
All woman are whores, i agree they desrve ro be fucked, dumped and extingished if possilbe, i fucked +/- 140 in my life and i doen’t give a dam.
Good man. If they’re married or have bf’s, take a picture of them and send it to the blokes. Let them know what saints they’re with.
women do love sex. who the hell says they dont
jus coz u cant please ur women doesnt mean they hate sex
u just suck at giving her a good time
there are even female sex addicts!!!(not something to be proud off)
“there are even female sex addicts!!!(not something to be proud off)”
Only whimmin have problem with liking sex and they are totally delusional.
Awwww!! How cute! He’s so upset that every woman that has ever laid eyes on him has rejected him in every way because he’s a total and absolute moron. Everyone knows that a woman can, will, and does anything as good, if not better, than a man. Your sexist remarks only show that you lack the love or any feeling of any type of woman, including your own mother!!
NO BITCH DOES ANY GOOD TO MAN………….(FORGET MOTHER
………….THAT’S SOMETHING CALLED BLOOD RELATION)
WITHOUT WANTING SOMETHING IN RETURN…………
ALL BITCHES ARE SELFISH,GREEDY & SELF CENTERED BY
NATURE & DESIGN…………
IF A BITCH DOES ANY GOOD TO MAN, THAT MEANS THE
BITCH HAS A HIDDEN AGENDA & DEFINITELY EXPECTS
SOMETHING IN RETURN……………..
CHECK THE BITCH IF THAT BITCH REMAINS SO……..SO……..
SO………..GOOD, WHEN, WHATEVER THE BITCH EXPECTED
IN RETURN, DOES NOT MATERIALIZE……….
FUCK OFF………….USELESS WHORE
Agree de bustard i called my mothers children moved out of the house for reasons related to material, greed etc (negative) she is a gold digger.
How about your children’s mother?
You know it takes two to tango. If it wasn’t for a woman you wouldn’t even be here, although in that sense I do agree with your Unfathomable hatred, I mean who in their right mind would want to produce something as hateful as you?
Like you said, it takes two to tango. You wouldn’t be here if a man wasn’t in the picture.
Maybe your “dick” isn’t as “mastered” as you thought.
First funny, then back to the obvious and expected shame tactics. Oh dear.
if you honestly think women hate sex, you have never heard of the term ‘clitoris’
google is your friend
Hey Femicuntwhorehookerbitchs how about I shove chainsaw’s up your hole to save MANkind, for more entertaining. Your only worth comes from spreading your legs for our pleasure and for propagating!
Your thoughts and opinions are useless you and your gender will be made to suffer for crimes against men for thousands of years to come!
ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!
GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!
BROTHERHOOD RISE UP!!!
Guys check out these sites they are doing well and the numbers are growing rapidly!
http://www.the-niceguy.com
http://www.the-spearhead.com
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS TO COME!
Women trick men into thinking the man is smart. awesome, great in bed, and the the women turn around and get child support from you for the next 18 years, trick you into supporting them because you are under the impression that she is too stupid to take care of herself.
Keep thinking women are stupid. They are counting on it.
*Smile* Thanks for your display of why men need to stop concidering marriage.
Perfect all but your implication you’re not stupid.
It depends on who she is with. If the man is selfish about pleasure, after a while the woman loses interest.
Have you noticed how many women lose interest in sex after they have a baby? Have you noticed how many women lose interest in sex after menopause? I believe this is because women pretend to enjoy sex in order to conceive children. After she achieves a family or having a baby is no longer desired/possible, she has a higher calling which is not sex.
Don’t be so sure that your frigid girl has always been that way. She might be having wonderful sex–just not with you.
Hey Femicuntwhorehookerbitchs how about I shove chainsaw’s up your hole to save MANkind, for more entertaining. Your only worth comes from spreading your legs for our pleasure and for propagating!
Your thoughts and opinions are useless you and your gender will be made to suffer for crimes against men for thousands of years to come!
ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!
GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!
BROTHERHOOD RISE UP!!!
Guys check out these sites they are doing well and the numbers are growing rapidly!
http://www.the-niceguy.com
http://www.the-spearhead.com
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
…. do you have mental problems? cause it sure as hell looks like it. u should be sent to an insane asylum… seriously are you off your meds?
Hey Kendracuntwhorehookerbitch how about I shove chainsaw’s up your hole to save MANkind, for more entertaining. Your only worth comes from spreading your legs for our pleasure and for propagating!
Your thoughts and opinions are useless you and your gender will be made to suffer for crimes against men for thousands of years to come!
ummm wow. you sound like some jacked up kids cartoon villan. dick wad. get off your damn high horse. frankly i know plenty of women that are BETTER THAN YOU!
BTW- Did you ever take sex education?
because you have a lot of inaccurate comments on here.
Both about minds, morals, and just flat out facts that even a complete moron could understand.