Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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OOh Burner! I can see we’re going to get along just fine! Your anger is is so intense! I love it! I confess I am older than 15. I’m going to assume you are also older than 15. Though it is hard to tell. If you are… you should be careful hanging out with girls so young you could get into trouble.
No Lola. Women lose their sexiness after they turn 15.
Your just old meat. ;P
*Points finger* Your an old woman so go fucking die.
Lolita pg.126
Women are amazing at sex! That’s why you spend all your money on us, and that’s why you hate us so much. You don’t know how to please us, but you should know. It’s really not as difficult as you make it out to be. I can see how this would be immensely frustrating to you. You need what we give you, and that makes you feel helpless. I don’t think men like to feel need.
Sex = Pregnancy.
Pregnancy = a man who looks like Dick who is called Dick Jr.
Woman = Don’t like Dick Junior.
Simple.
@Linda
Oh go suck an eskimoes cock :D
Linda. Yes we are angry and with good reason.
Angry men :)
@Linda
Nice try but I’m not american. But since I’m male and you’re a stunted, narrow shouldered, wide-hipped peice of woman shit I really shouldn’t be talking to a lower being like you.
Oh but I do agree about Icelandic males being pure blood. Heil!
Typical Cunt. If men have a problem with women, they must be gay.
Truth is: Women use sex as a manipulating tool against men. They really don’t enjoy sex they way that men do. They make it WAY to complicated.
Nope – nature forgot me and gave me small hips. I don´t see what hips have to do with anything. Since you mention hips I must tell you that I was recently in USA and many of you men there sure do have womens hips….must be the hormones in the meat or something. The Icelandic guys dont have that…big and strong vikings who can give a woman a decent f… like we like :)
Nice work Jon.
@ Linda
you obviously ARE upset, but I’d be upset too if I was part of the second sex.
But I didn’t give you your big monkey hips, nature did that.
Not angry – this is funny. I have one question for you; if you think (in your case know :) that women are lousy at sex why do you even bother to give sex with them another thought? Just admit to homosexuality and have sex with other guys. You can also pactice yoga so you can go down on yourself. I ask you this out of curiosity not because I´m angry .
With best regards from Iceland :)
Okay really people?
Quit getting so damn angry. Personally this site just makes me laugh, think about it though.. Most of his shit is relatively logical. My boyfriend showed me this page and the video from the Dr. Phil show and that was just fantastic. If you don’t like what he has to say then why the hell are you reading his page. Go watch Oprah or something.
you r a piece of shit just like like him u fucking racial fucking bastard and I say both you and him need to get married and fuck yourself and go to hell and i pray, i pray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a black person and a women is there to fuck you both you hillbilly piece of shit and if i knew who you was i swear you would be dead and i would dig you up and kill you and him again and then you can rot in hell
Haha! You talk like a fucking nigger! Wow, learn how to speak correctly. In my eyes, it goes like this Men>Women>Niggers>Zombies. Don’t fuck around with zombies….
Obviously, Alina, he didn’t even bother to proof-read his OWN post. I’m not a grammarnazi but I do love a good, ironic fail when I see one!
If you think being illiterate is gender specific you have not read many posts.
Or articles.
Women enjoy being illiterate the last two post are my proof.
“smashley ashley XD” im with you on that !! i cannot believe sick assholes like dick , and you said you would beat his balls…but i thought he didn’t have any ;) HAHAHAHAHA!
ok well im sorry dude hope u get some help. uuggh if i ever see u on the street ima pop a mother fuckin glock in ur mouth and make a brain slushie bitch. uumm hah ur not gonna phase any1 thats for sure but nice effort. you seem to studder when trying to make a point because u simply do not have one. your just trying to get publicity so good job faggot! now u can go back to ur butt fucker boyfrend and have a great time! well have a nice sorry exuse u call ur life u coc suckin bitch. one more thing every1 he probably does this because his dad shit him out he never had a mom his dad simply shit him out so hes this way. and everytime he looks in the mirror he sees a worn out hoe bag and takes it out on the planet. those sunglasses r ugly u cud find better ones out of a fuckin trash can. that chick on dr phil cudnt diss ya good anough but if i was infront of u like that i wuda beat ur mother fuckin balls till u cudnt c straight bitch. ,,l,,(^-^),,l,, fucker