Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Just act like you don’t want sex, and you will get it all the time. Woman are a real mind f@#$. They always want what they can’t get.
Are you even sane now, MALE? Stupid prick…..no wonder women are taking over the world. :)
Chris, heard that Dick has crabs and you got one got down your throat when he was ramming it HARD down there, prickboy. LOL
Stupid prick, what don’t you finally get a life? Stupid male. :)
What reason? You guys have it SO easy. You are lazy, spoiled, violent, stupid pieces of undereducated, unnecessary CRUD.
Go fuck your fellow fudge-packers and then off yourselves for good. Society doesn’t care for you worthless SHITS. LOL
Stupid males. :)
Oh, DIE already, Zach you irrelevant MALE.
Pricks like you have to prove their worth…..not women. Women don’t ruin the world, spoiled, lazy, ugly little shits like you do.
You should have your balls sliced off and rammed down your throats…LOL stupid prick. :)
Timmy is just like the other ugly, stupid, jealous little FAGS here…..too busy fudge-packing their asshole buddies or their baby brothers…..LOL
Prove your relevance, prick…….or take a look in the mirror and puke.
Yes, no wonder even your own mother wishes she should have beat you dead at birth. :)
Male…..LOL……go fuck yourself and die, prick. :) Oh, and learn how to spell, RETARD. :)
Dude, u are my new hero. Everything you say makes sense. I want you to be the next speaker at my high-school!
OOh Burner! I can see we’re going to get along just fine! Your anger is is so intense! I love it! I confess I am older than 15. I’m going to assume you are also older than 15. Though it is hard to tell. If you are… you should be careful hanging out with girls so young you could get into trouble.
No Lola. Women lose their sexiness after they turn 15.
Your just old meat. ;P
*Points finger* Your an old woman so go fucking die.
Lolita pg.126
Women are amazing at sex! That’s why you spend all your money on us, and that’s why you hate us so much. You don’t know how to please us, but you should know. It’s really not as difficult as you make it out to be. I can see how this would be immensely frustrating to you. You need what we give you, and that makes you feel helpless. I don’t think men like to feel need.
Sex = Pregnancy.
Pregnancy = a man who looks like Dick who is called Dick Jr.
Woman = Don’t like Dick Junior.
Simple.
@Linda
Oh go suck an eskimoes cock :D
Linda. Yes we are angry and with good reason.
Angry men :)
@Linda
Nice try but I’m not american. But since I’m male and you’re a stunted, narrow shouldered, wide-hipped peice of woman shit I really shouldn’t be talking to a lower being like you.
Oh but I do agree about Icelandic males being pure blood. Heil!
Typical Cunt. If men have a problem with women, they must be gay.
Truth is: Women use sex as a manipulating tool against men. They really don’t enjoy sex they way that men do. They make it WAY to complicated.
Nope – nature forgot me and gave me small hips. I don´t see what hips have to do with anything. Since you mention hips I must tell you that I was recently in USA and many of you men there sure do have womens hips….must be the hormones in the meat or something. The Icelandic guys dont have that…big and strong vikings who can give a woman a decent f… like we like :)
Nice work Jon.
@ Linda
you obviously ARE upset, but I’d be upset too if I was part of the second sex.
But I didn’t give you your big monkey hips, nature did that.
Not angry – this is funny. I have one question for you; if you think (in your case know :) that women are lousy at sex why do you even bother to give sex with them another thought? Just admit to homosexuality and have sex with other guys. You can also pactice yoga so you can go down on yourself. I ask you this out of curiosity not because I´m angry .
With best regards from Iceland :)