Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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You are absolutely right. And you can replace ’sex’ with any word you like, eg. love, conversation, humor, public speaking, organisation, art, science, et cetera and your statement is still valid. The reason for this is that they think they are goddesses who (i)know what is best in every situation, (ii)are the only beings with the right to determine moral laws and evaluation criteria regarding any field, (iii)have the right to impose these criteria and laws on those who are unwilling to accept their authority and thus, (iv)have the right to punish those who don’t abide by their laws, (v)have an unquestionable and unconditional authority, which they are in no way obliged to provide a basis(eg. effort, performance, etc.) or an explanation for in order to justify it.
Nearly all women suck at sex like they do at everything else.
Women are to sex, what judges are to competitions. They dont take risks, they dont perform, they dont initiate or end the event. They just want to sit on their arses and hold up scorecards when the event is over.
One of the more offensive things a woman has said on these boards. Good work, Jamie.
I’m now going to channel Dick:
Ah, that felt better. Though admittedly Dick would have said ‘fuck’.
-wolfe
So, what else is new.
Women don’t like it unless it has some benefit. Mostly money.
All dressed up, no-one to blow, bugger.
Jamie said
This made me laugh. I’m a woman and I hate sex, but only because it doesn’t feel good. Or perhaps it’s secretly because I suck at it, I don’t really know.. and more importantly, I don’t care. Masturbation works for me, nigs. I suggest you all do the same.
-Wow, if you aren’t lying, I feel sorry for you.
This made me laugh. I’m a woman and I hate sex, but only because it doesn’t feel good. Or perhaps it’s secretly because I suck at it, I don’t really know.. and more importantly, I don’t care. Masturbation works for me, nigs. I suggest you all do the same.
That’s hilariously mantastic that you went to the trouble of explaining that to the poor girl. You blew her completely out of the water by even mentioning the MMPI. Nicely done.
It’s like using miles per gallon with a women when speaking about a car.
-Dick
Well, I used the term loosely. I don’t mean “insane” as in “will score highly in some particular area of the MMPI.” I mean it as, “Unable to correctly percieve, nor respond coherently to, the reality of the universe around them.”
To date, I’ve met precisely one woman in forty-one years who generally percieves objective reality correctly. And it wasn’t my mother, my sister, or my grandmother — there are a number of major areas in which all three of them do not correctly percieve reality.
And I don’t mean a level of reality which is subjective. Obviously, people have different reactions and opinions regarding some of their experiences. I mean a woman can be standing next to a man, view the precise same object or event has him, and come to a completely erroneous conclusion regarding what it was they just saw.
I’m worried that what you’re defining as “wacky” may be indicative of a failure to correctly percieve or react to reality. Again, I’m a father of two girls, so this is worrisome to me on a personal level. I consider one of my major responsibilities as a father is to attempt to teach my children how to overcome the inherent deficiencies we all have. For example, my older daughter seems to have a tendency to be a loner, which is fine, but cripples her a bit socially. So my job is to help her learn how to deal with people appropriately. My younger daughter shows a tendancy toward excessive socialization that holds all the earmarks of her becoming a “party girl,” so my job is to help her see where excessive partying may be dangerous to her happiness or health.
So when you say “wacky,” what do you mean?
Again, I’ve only met one woman who correctly percieves and reacts to reality, in forty years. By comparison, I know a small handful of men — usually with criminal antisocial tendancies — who have the same failing.
Dakota Smith
whahahahahah, equal what ?
How do ignorant rantist like yourself ever gauge that moronic statement.
Women are not even slightly interested in equality, what you want is everything and your selfish sex clearly demonstrates it daily.
When does your self-serving sex say “we have enough” ?
We have achieved our target ?
We have finally got what we wanted ?
NEVER.
Dakota Smith ‘With women, experience teaches us that they’re all insane’
-that depends what you define as insane, some of my friends probably think I’m pretty wacky but at least I’m not boring. But through experience I can honestly say that I have met about the same amount of women jerks as I have men, they are just more subtle about it.
I’m not on this website to argue the superiority of women, but equality.
This is only the stereotype that we are supposed to believe. In reality, however, women know exactly what’s going on in their relationships. They are also very well aware of the kind of attention they will receive from men depending on the way they dress and behave. What both men and women do and people think only men are doing is to wear cute masks to hide their real intentions and present them in a more acceptable form. Thus, a woman who is walking almost naked in the street will say that she is dressed that way because it’s trendy, comfortable, etc. A man will play the romantic guy while approaching a woman, and the woman will play the romantic woman deceived by the man, because only a slut would give in to a man who wants nothing but sex from her. Know everything, but pretend not to have a clue. That’s the rule of the game. And this is what Alice, in Eyes Wide Shut has to say:
‘Millions of years of evolution, right? Right? Men have to stick it in every place they can, but for women …women it is just about security and commitment and whatever the fuck else! If you men only knew….’
Dakota Smith said:
Well … there have been moments where I think he’s crossed the line, but in general I don’t disagree with his approach.
-Agreed, there are several points that come to mind but in general this site is great.
See, there comes a point for men that you can no longer sit back and just go along with the nonsense. It starts to dawn on you that as you approach half a century on the planet, that you’ve only ever known one woman who you’d ever consider “sane” on the same level as most men.
-Seeing as how I have only lived half of that I will have to bow to your experience that there are “sane women”. However the go along to get along approach has gotten Men nowhere, Western society is crumbling like the last days of Rome. Not all of this is due to women however they have made great contributions to it. Note the decline of the family for instance.
See, with men, we know guys who are complete jackasses, but they’re the exception rather than the rule. If there is a group of, say, ten male friends, one of them is going to be the moron but the other four are fine.
-Indeed, Idiocy is completely genderless as far as I can tell.
Twelve and ten.
Well … there have been moments where I think he’s crossed the line, but in general I don’t disagree with his approach.
See, there comes a point for men that you can no longer sit back and just go along with the nonsense. It starts to dawn on you that as you approach half a century on the planet, that you’ve only ever known one woman who you’d ever consider “sane” on the same level as most men.
See, with men, we know guys who are complete jackasses, but they’re the exception rather than the rule. If there is a group of, say, ten male friends, one of them is going to be the moron but the other four are fine.
With women, experience teaches us that they’re all insane, and that if we run across one who’s got her act together, it’s unusual.
After long enough of this observation, you start asking yourself, “Do I really feel like being nice to someone on whom it’s likely to be lost? And sometimes the answer is, “Frak it. I’m just going to cut through the crap and say what I think — because at the end of the day, I don’t care if this woman thinks I’m an jerk or not.”
Good luck with that, how old are they?
I can tell Dicks not a father or he would be more respectable.
Hm. Well, sex has yet to become a topic with us — they’re still in the “Ewwwww — boys?!” stage.
However, when it does (and that time is coming all too quickly), I’m sure I’ll have a similar conversation with them. I will also bring up the concept of personal responsibility and the idea that “it takes two to get pregnant” isn’t a valid concept when one person is carrying all the ovaries. ‘Cause it ain’t. They’re the woman’s ovaries, so if she doesn’t want to get pregnant, she needs to look to them.
As for enjoying sex, well, I tell you that it’s not a conversation(s) that I’m looking forward to. Parents like to think about their children having sex about as much as children like to think about their parents having sex. But I’ll muddle through. ;)
Nicole said
I don’t speak for all women, just the majority or ones that share my views. Some objectify themselves, yes, but so do some men. It’s not a gender flaw, but a human trait.
-Listen Nicole, you are not a majority, nor do the views you hold indicate that a majority of women hold them. Also this “objectification” you are talking about used to be called being a whore. I don’t speak for all men either however I have been trying to point out to you several human traits that have no difference in genderin previous posts.
‘look at all the out of wedlock births that occur everyday. Are you telling me all those women “lovedâ€? the father of those children? That is absurd.’
Since when did being in love only happen to married couples, it is possible to do one without the other you know.
-Indeed I do know seeing as how I haven’t been married however I have been in love. My point was that SEX creates children, not LOVE creates SEX. They are two different things.
Yes you can have one without the other, but my guess is they are best together.
I’m sure your girls will grow up to be fine young ladies who will prove Dick’s closed minded theory wrong.
Ok, here’s where, as a father of two girls not too much younger than you are that I feel oblidged to give you a fatherly bit of advice. Please take it as such, because it’s my intent to help you avoid some pain, if possible.
Women tend to confuse sex with intimacy and love. They are not the same thing.
Usually, they’ll get confused and believe a man they’re having sex with loves them, when in fact all he wants is some sex. After having the cold truth of the matter slapped across their face like a medium-sized anvil, some small percentage of women come to the understanding that sex in no way requires love.
So all I’m suggesting is that you observe the fact that sex and love aren’t the same thing, nor is love required for sex. If you do that and be careful about the men you choose as sex partners, you’ll avoid a lot of heartache.
I don’t speak for all women, just the majority or ones that share my views. Some objectify themselves, yes, but so do some men. It’s not a gender flaw, but a human trait.
‘look at all the out of wedlock births that occur everyday. Are you telling me all those women “lovedâ€? the father of those children? That is absurd.’
Since when did being in love only happen to married couples, it is possible to do one without the other you know.
Nicole said:
So even some men on this website can admit that women enjoy sex, Dick seems to dissagree with you on this point fellas.
-What did you just read the title of the article and post?
According to him women hate sex, but we are big sluts and do it anyway. Yea cos that makes sex, oh I mean sense.
-Some are, that is true. There are many proverbial gold diggers that would instantly give up happiness if there was enough money to be made.
Sex is about love, of cource women have to be in the mood, some men are ready to go at any point because they are physically prepared, they dont take emotion into account. Whereas to most women, love is required to make love.
-Hah, you really are full of yourself today! That was amusing. Look you are really too gender-biased for your own good. Many Men take emotion into account, however if we did all the time we would never be able to have sex. Love isn’t required to make love, look at all the out of wedlock births that occur everyday. Are you telling me all those women “loved” the father of those children? That is absurd.