Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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People like you are the reason i’m a lesbian
My Thanks to you Arielle, I do try. :-)
Nicely done, Oldone!
Tasha said: “It must really suck to be so hateful and bitter.
Do the world a favour and educate yourself - with REAL knowledge - so that you don’t waste another day preaching your dispicable ignorance.
What did your mothers DO to you guys anyways!?”
Having read this let me first say (as I am sure Wolfe would) that the word is spelled “despicable.� I am sure you knew that you were just in a hurry, as the other possibility is that you are ignorant of how to spell.
It would of course seem that in referring to us as ignorant, you must then also consider yourself as knowledgeable or at least possessing “REAL� knowledge. Thus, logic dictates that in order for you to avoid a statement of ignorance, you must possess some knowledge of those things which you discussed. Therefore it must be concluded that, you know each of us here on some personal level, you must know each of our mothers on some level or a combination there of to have ascribed blame. You must also therefore have some education in psychology or psychological development to have both ascertained an affliction and provided a means to correct it. I say this because any knowledgeable person knows that to assign blame to specific individuals and make a claim of bitterness and hatred without possessing intimate or personal knowledge of the individuals in question; is done so out of pure ignorance. You, having already insinuated that you are not ignorant, would never verbally attack someone’s family members simply because their views differed from yours, would you? Of course not, because such a thing would be very ignorant of you.
Guys, I love the site but I hate to say that I think this time most of the men are mistaken. Women love sex, they NEED sex. Don’t get me wrong, most of them don’t actually enjoy the act or have enough enthusiasm to be any good at it, but imagine a woman’s world without sex, the promise of sex, or the threat of withholding sex. What would they have? They wouldn’t have money. They wouldn’t get jobs. They wouldn’t have any power to effect change in the world because they wouldn’t be able to get a man to do it for them. Women like sex because we love sex. Not because they want to please us, but because they know they can get some sucker to do what they want because he wants to worship at the Y.
I hate that insinuation. Because of an opinion we have, obviously our mothers abused us? By the same logic then, I could ask a feminist, what did your father do to you?
Since they continually ask. My mother was a beautiful woman. A single mom who worked her ass off to make ends meet. I had everything I needed, granted not everything I wanted, but that was just material BS anyway. I could have seen “sugar daddies” come and go if my mother had acted like women of today do. (There was a link to a story about a capitol hill intern who was sleeping around for extra cash, I can’t remember where it is and haven’t been able to find it.) But she had morals and principles. She taught me those morals and principles, and that there is good in everyone. She got cancer when I was 14. After fighting it for a year, she succumbed to the disease, mostly because we had to stop the Chemo. She had had polio when she was little, and it had caused nerve damage in her left leg, which the chemo aggravated and took her ability to walk. It was only after being used as a walking ATM card by several women who could not / would not reciprocate REAL love that I came about this opinion.
This is not fair, where’s my “you must all have little dicks” joke ?
This site merely contains what the name states, ducky.
It must really suck to be so hateful and bitter.
Do the world a favour and educate yourself - with REAL knowledge - so that you don’t waste another day preaching your dispicable ignorance.
What did your mothers DO to you guys anyways!?
You must be another satisfied customer.
Zing.
-Dick
women don’t hate sex. they just hate sex with you.
another prostitute
GirlyGirl said: “I think you’re all insane. I’m a woman, I love sex, and I love men. I’ve even loved a few women. It’s all good.”
I think you’re all insane. I’m a woman, I love sex, and I love men. I’ve even loved a few women. It’s all good. :-P
Nicole, it’s called courtesy. It’s like a “Don’t walk on grass” sign…the property owner shouldn’t have to put up a ten foot fence just to keep assholes like yourself off the grass.
Like all women, it just thrives on the attention.
Pointless and endless discussions on the same item or topic falls well within the mindless capacity of all women.
Refer to the forum for plenty of examples.
Nicole, here’s why men get so enfuriated with women:
You: Why does Dick have to get involved with every conversation?
Other People: Because it’s his site, he can do whatever he wants with it.
You: And your point is?
And the point is, it’s his site, he can get involved in any conversation he wants. It’s the answer to your question, “Why does he have to get involved?”
I mean, what more is there to it than that? You asked a question, you got the answer, what other point did you think there was?
All the men reading the post just roll their eyes and go, “Women. You provide them with a direct, simple answer to a direct, simple question, and they still don’t get it! Are they stupid, or just plain argumentative just for the sake of being argumentative?”
Dakota Smith
You can be a prostitute too, Piglet. What’s your point.
-Dick
You mean you still need a detailed explanation???
Yea, this is the internet, we can all be involved if we want to. What’s your point?
But it does mean he can be involved in any conversation he wants.