Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Oh hunny, if only you knew a thing or two.
Men have 20x more sex drive than women, that’s why you’ll do just about anything (eg. serve us eternally like the goddesses we are) just to “get some”.
I pity you on such an extreme degree, it’s not even funny. Actually, it kind of is. Otherwise I wouldn’t be chuckling as I posted this.
Kudos to you, dog. Fetch my slippers.
Edit by Dick: Man the Harpoons!
hahaha why don’t you just go for other guys since you hate women so much? it’d save a lot of time and pointless ranting about us…really, it seems like a waste of time to sit there and think of all the reasons why you think you’re so superior to us. please just move on and go for guys..you’ll understand them better and won’t have to complain so much.
i want a friend who give me some
Ive seen this happen with the flashlight it is for real lol.
It is better to duct tape it to the mailbox and trebucheting it out into space for real lol.
This is such an entertaining website. I’m sorry I’m a girl, Dick.
I don’t hate your ideas at all. Hate, love, disagreement and agreement shape up Society and ideas. :) it would be cool to meet you irl and have a conversation, but wouldn’t you hate me because I’m a girl? I’m being honest.
I’ve been thinking the same thing myself.
It amazes me how many of you retards STILL fall for this awesome troll. Every time a woman (or emasculated ‘man’) posts some ’shocked and appalled’ or ‘HE ONLY ROTE DIS CUZ WYMYN DON’T WANNA HAVE SEX WIT HIS NASTY ASS LOL’ comment, you prove that everything Dick Masterson says is true. You should all kill yourselves.
You said it all. Damn right.
of course women love sex. i crave it, it’s just so nice :). well anyway, don’t you guys understand that this guy set up this website because no woman ever craved sex with him and for that reason he wrote this very blog posting?
DICK FOR PRESIDENT YO !!!!!!!!!
Women don’t hate sex…. Women probably hate having sex with the guy who wrote this “article”, by the sound of it, but generally sex is meant to be interesting at the very least, otherwise you’re not doing a very good job. And the female orgasm has a purpose, particularly if you’re trying to conceive, so it would be worth taking some time over.
It is only reasonable that if women hate sex, then if men want to have sex with them, they should make it as pleasant for the woman as possible.
I do not believe most women enjoy sex. They pretend that they like sex so that the man will pay attention to them and offer a commitment. That is why when the ring goes on her finger, she has less motivation to give sex, or when she has a baby, she has a higher calling.
Women don’t have sex for the mere purpose of sex. Women simply use sex as a tool for the more important things they want.
“If women hate sex, then if men want to have sex with them, they should make it as pleasant for the woman as possible.”
“They pretend that they like sex so that the man will pay attention to them and offer a commitment.”
you just contradicted yourself smart one. Women don’t like sex, but men don’t have to make it enjoyable for them precisely because women use it as a bartering chip. You even said it yourself.
Of course it takes the logic of a man to point out the fallacy of your “argument”
Hey, im a whore but i love sex.. when my man wants it i give it however in the past all the men that have fucked me havn’t givern me a full orgasm as the man im with now.. i really think its the man who is greedy and doesnt pleasure the women good enough, thats why we dont like it, cause your not doing it right :(
LMFAO!!! You just need to find more mature men, they’re less greedy.
i want to meet women in sri lanka,for dating & f…..can you help me.
mahiman1959
yes, I can help! Don’t do it. they don’t want you any more than the women in the United States/Canada do. It is a trick. Once they get their green card, they will leave you. Stick with your own kind.
Dude, I totally agree on that! Stick to American women! Please! It’s for your own good.
watcher, behave yourself…..suck on my cock for a while. it will calm you down…god, ur such a fucking pussy about these things. be a man for once and shut up will ya?
watcher—-tee hee—funny little no dick guy!!! he’s a funny little guy!! men want to stick their dicks in his little butthole
watcher—no life, no women, no sex, no friends, no measurable penis. just sits on website all by himself spouting off about women after jacking off his little wee wee. for the love of God, get a life. Go out, socialize, meet new people, get a hobby, get a job. You’d be so much happier. dick just did this stuff for some money. you take it way too seriously and you not making any money being on this website. dick made money off this shit. the rest of the people on here don’t make squat. everyone should leave, go make some money, friends, and have some fun sex
I have to say.. you are on here reading some guy’s comments about an article and then taking the time to comment on his comments . Seems like you’re just as lame.
I don’t NEED to paid to tell you to FUCK OFF!!
watcher—big man–tee hee hee—little penis
My dear friend, Dick, this entire website honestly just makes you look like a gay faggot who probably has a 1/2 in. penis and can’t satisfy women for shit. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE sex!!!!! Maybe, you masturbate too much. If that’s the case then, go fuck a blowup doll. We women wouldn’t want trash like you doing us anyway! LOL
Oh yeah! And, I’m in a full committed relationship with a man who loves me for who I am. The sex between us is FUCKING AWESOME!!! The relationship before that, my bf wasn’t good at sex, but I researched and found ways to help our sex life get better. But he was selfish and didn’t do anything to help. Should’ve been a mutual thing. I help look after my man and make sure he’s okay all the time, as he does the same for me. So, not all women are the same. I definitely love my man regardless of what happens to him physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. I don’t ask my man for money cause I make my own decently. I also hate OD feminists point-of-views on men. Cause a man wants someone to love him for who he is just the same way a ‘good’ woman does. But at the same time, I do take an offense to articles like this, cause I know that I’m not a whore, I’m honest, loyal, caring and understanding. And, once again, I love sex, just only with the man I’m currently with now. True, alot of women make me sick to my stomach. That’s why I also only have alot of male friends, cause they’re not annoying. But I also don’t like when men view ALL women the same. It may be hard, but there are very few good women out there. I was also taught good values and from past experiences what and what not to do in a relationship. I really believe that noone should give up and have a biased view on anyone cause the shit most likely will always come to bite you in the ass. But this is my general POV.
I can understand you totally, I am on here trying to figure oit if my wifes sex drive is declining or is her intrest in sex with me declining…. sometimes it feels like I’m humping a blowup doll cause she just lays there ill get a occasional moan here n there when I go deep, then there’s other times that she wants it and you can feel the difference.. what is most alarming is she doesn’t initiate sex EVER anymore, I can’t get her to touch it on her own she won’t make that initial move anymore, why? Is it me should I move on cause there is always women when I’m out that try n I tell them I’m in a relationship, jus need a lil advice ty
Well, my advice is to talk to her first and see what is bothering her. If you have children or anything or she has a stressful job, she may be just tired. Studies say once a person gets married and jobs and children or random other things come into the mix, the libido of men and women start to decrease. Always be on the look out for anything that she does differently from her normal routines. If you see any differences in her behavior, take note of it, but don’t make it obvious. But, definitely talk to her and ask. If she doesn’t say anything is going on with her, like I said, watch her rotuines on everything. Marriage life is not always meant to be aboux sex. Always remind yourself of that, too. Cause people can get too preoccupied by the sex and not remember why they originally fell in love with the person. Or if they ever fell in love with them at all. God, it’s weird saying all this counseling stuff and I just turned 20 last month in February. But everyone needs advice from people right? :) So if anyone here needs some advice, I’ll check here often and give the best advice I can, cause I believe that everyone needs to be heard out. I’ll try my best to make sure that I give a standpoint view from both sides. So ask away! :)
Dr SashaKim I have a problem I need help with.
You see there’s this fucking retarded twat of a female who, against all reason, has mistaken this web site for the ‘problem page’ of Cosmo.
She’s 20 and rilly likes to help people n’ stuff, she’s kind to animals and has loads of cheap shoes and stuffed toys.
She’s also an annoying pain in the ass and won’t take a fucking hint!
So Dr SashaKim, how the fuck do we get rid of her?
LMFAO! I swear this stuff is so funny.
While it is true that this is no advice board, I think it’s pretty safe to say Watcher is quite an ass. It’s a riot!!
lolz. i think the same thing. dick you are so gay. you probably don’t like women because they can’t fuck you in the ass. love the site though, always hilarious.
I don’t care about what women want, only what I want. I’m done giving a shit. If you give a shit, they’ll give you shit.
Women are the most selfish creatures on the planet. Women will disagree, but I challenge you to ask them how they think men are selfish.
Their reasons are tiny compared with the mountain of dirt left under the carpet by women.
They’ll point out how they think a man who sleeps straight after sex is being…selfish.
Women hate sex. And women hate men that sleep after sex.
What nonsense. When any woman says this, all it tells me is that;
A) She’s an idiot.
B) She’s lousy in bed.
I’m sure that these women have no kind of grasp that sex can be more exhausting than exercise, given that she wouldn’t while she’s lying on her back the whole time and it is THE MAN that is doing ALL THE WORK.
Ladies try frusting in the air for 15 minutes and you’ll see how out of breath you can get from that alone!
There is nothing selfish about falling asleep in a bed due to exhaustion from a day’s (or night’s) activies. Especially when it’s 4am in the morning and you have to get up early for work, you selfish cunt.
It’s not like the man is doing it on purpose, he can’t help it. And not being able to help it doesn’t make you selfish unless you think a cripple is being selfish because he can’t help the lack of feeling in his/her lower limbs do you?
Besides… what else are you supposed to do in a bed besides sex??? Ermm I dunno… how about SLEEPING IN IT!
Having a go at someone for sleeping in a bed is like having a go at someone for eating on a plate.
It’s moronic.
The woman will say that she want’s him to talk to her after and some other bullshit.
Well doesn’t that make you selfish then?? Oh the irony!
Men-are-better-than-women-at-pointing-out-selfishness-and-not-have-it- back-fire-on-them.
I would like to say a few things
1) This is really sad
2) I wonder why the creator of this site would say that this is off limits to women, afraid of some counter arguments?
3) I can’t believe how everything comes down to sex… Whatever happened to love, companionship, kindness?
4) Maybe someone should consider why men were the ones creating all these amazing things. Socio-cultural context anyone?
5) I know i’m covering stuff not related to this topic, it’s just that I have recently discovered about the existence of this man and website
Leila, leave now.
tee hee hee
If women 100% hate sex, then why are you calling them whores who want nothing but to fuck other men?