Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Unfortunately I am one of those moronic women who likes to date the “assholes” *sigh* Though I am getting better at picking the “nicer” guys….I don’t know why I do it, but I don’t think its because I WANT to be put down…I think it’s because a little part of me thinks I can change them, and I like the challenge…
I don’t know, maybe what I just said doesn’t make any sense, lol- I’m not good at analyzing my own actions
I am a woman (no surprise) and while I agree with this I also disagree with this.
Most women aren’t “threatened” by it. All logical women are “offended” by it. As the banter goes; What gives him the right to say x, y and z? He isn’t a women, so he obviously doesn’t know shit about women.
And we could also say you’re some sexist bigot who shares his same views and that’s the only reasno you think he’s right. See where this is going?
While the world wouldn’t be rebuilt by women, don’t count on the fact that we’ll be there in the kitchen making you a god damn sandwich or sitting on your cock pleasuring you till babies pop out of us. Attitudes like that are a real turn off. Being degraded doesn’t feel nice, and will make people self concious. Hence why they put out those shitty articles about “Pleasing your man” etc. etc.
If you idiots would stick your cocks in your mouths for a mere moment and think about what you say to or about women, than maybe you’d realize you don’t exactly help perpetuate positive self esteem for women.
The fact they keep coming back to dicks is because they DO feel something is wrong with them because they obviously can’t make you feel the way they want you to feel. Failing sin’t a pleasant reality. Neither is realizing the dude you’re sleeping with is a pompous asshole who needs raped in his virgin ass.
While you might not think the world would be rebuilt by women if some nuclear disaster happened, don’t count on us standing in a kitchen, making you a sandwich and sucking your cock for you either…
Ok, Dick, I saw your video on a website and I had to look at your page. Which actually really discuted me. A lot of women have done things that men haven’t been able to do.
Like, one, we have KIDS. Without us, we would be no more. I don’t know about other women, and this ‘blog’ you posted, but I like sex. No, I love it. Women wouldn’t be out there doing it if they didn’t like it. If we didn’t like it, then there would be no kids, simply.
Guys are manwhores, “Send me n00ds” Or when they type like they can’t even spell “You” and put “U” and simply say “i wnt 2 fuk u” all the time.
Half the guys are so ignorant now these days they they have the nerve to ask you out on Myspace, through Texts, over the phone. They don’t have the guts to say it to your face because they’re AFRAID of rejection.
That’s what we do, reject them because they’re afraid and they’re the ones that are assholes.
I’m not saying ALL men are like this, some of them are still decently proper, caring and loving.
You, and other men like you, however, will never get the feeling of love.
You will never have the joy of kids, or a family.
You will never see your son or daughter grow up.
YOU will regret the choice you have made.
Along with your followers, which I doubt there are many.
While you look on the news and you see many men out there murdering everyone, killing everybody, women are still keeping sanity and living their lives how they want. Whether they want a man in their life or not.
Men like you are what keeps women away, they are unsure if their man is going to turn out to be a total jerk like you. A one night stand, someone that will leave them in all expence of a child.
But you don’t see many women giving up over it.
If the man leaves, we still raise the child to the best of our abilities.
At least we try.
I’m very offended by you and your website, but you can say what you want. I think your thoughts are outrageous and unnessiary, but hardly anyone will show support twards you because they think the same thing as me.
are you seriously this stupid ? you are just a ugly man who could never get a women so he has to hate on them
get over it and get some balls and plastic surgury, maybe you will have a chance then.
nope wrong again dickweed …
your lack of sex must be killing of your brain cells lol
Anglo-Saxon, then. Same thing.
im not american you fucking fool !!!!
This site is funny :)
But according to these writings and responses, the site name should be “Men And Women Are Equally Stupid”.
I rest my case. Bye bye, take care Dick.
(if there´s any misspelling, please notice that i´m not english)
Girls, girls, girls,
the reason poor dick can’t get laid is because his assumption about women is correct, “women hate sex”. what is it with women that won’t put out? what, they think they will wear it out? what, are they saving it for, christmas? if i were a good looking woman, i would be the biggest whore in las vegas. and that is big!!!!
peace,
jimmy g
Dick, please, its ok. Comon now, say it with me.. “its ok to be gay” .. its alright dick - dont start blaming women, just say it with me.. “its ok”
I’ll have you know that I love sex. As do many women of my acquaintance. (Before you start, I’m not a lesbian.) But if the women that you have sex with don’t enjoy it, it’s a fault on your part. You’re lousy at sex. Not the woman. Perhaps if you weren’t such a chauvinist prick and selfish lover women might actually enjoy having sex with you.
Or maybe it’s you who would rather be having sex with men?
Anglo-American females are all fat, ugly, entitled pigs that no middle-class, self-respecting man would even look at. You are an Anglo-American female, so so join the fucking dots.
wat makes u say this ?? fat ? i dont think so ageing im 23 im sure thats only half your age and rancid ??? take a look in the mirror
Why would a groovy guy like Dick want to fuck a fat, ageing, rancid Anglo-fucktard like you?
If this guy is so wrong, why are so many women threatened and annoyed by this webiste? I love the female comments such as “look at you Dick who would fuck you?” and “who would want to date you Dick?” The truth is this guy probably gets a hell of a lot of action because human nature is such that Woman go back to the guy who in their own view treat them “badly”, as they feel its their own fault. Im 29 and I guess ive been with between 30 - 40 girls (I cant rem and no ive never been sad enough to keep track) and I can count on 1 hand those who I rem as “a good shag” but not one of them will think its their doing. A few opinions on this site are a little outdated but generally speaking this guy has it right, and dares to speak out against the bullshit “equality” that society pushes onto everyone. If we were unfortunate to have a nuclear war tomorow and Im sure in the aftermath the world wouldnt be rebuilt by women…. just my view
Did it occur to you that YOU are the problem? You fuck 50 guys and none of them can get you off, therefore it must be their fault?
Typical woman logic.
what a fucking dick maybe its because you just cant get sex i mean look at you and your attitute who would want to have sex with you
PS> Robin Williams quotes it perfectly
“And then you realize that God gave you a penis and a brain, … and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mGP4QZxfe7c&feature=related
That whole Live show is really really funny, in my opinion! If you want to watch the whole thing, start at number 1/10, all the successive clips are there.
Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK I just had to post on this ridiculous site. I couldn’t resist. Let’s get this straight: If all the women in the world died out in a second, yes all the men would die out eventually too. I don’t think that men would even be able to try and imitate pregnancy in themselves because firstly, men lack the necessary organs for gestation and parturition, and secondly, men (as of yet) still haven’t learned exactly how pregnancy works specifically, so they wouldn’t be able to successfully create and maintain it themselves.
About women hating sex- I will happily admit that the only reasons I’ve had to hate sex (temporarily) were provided to me by really really inadequate and horrible experiences with guys in my past. BUT I have, of course, also had a quite a few rather amazing experiences with my fiancé.
Ok guys, you say all women are whores. Yet the majority of average men sleep around the same as, if not more than women. But they’re “Studs” right?? LOL That double standard is always just as hilarious as it is transparent.
Anyways, this is coming from a self-proclaimed ‘whore’:
The only reason I chose to screw as many guys as I did was because none of them satisfied me. None of them ever seriously tried to get me off, none of them ever had as much endurance as me, and when I left each guy (because I could no longer tolerate the boredom he inevitably caused me) for the next one, the one I left always behaved like a lost beaten puppy. Every. Single. Time. So yes, I unashamedly acted like a whore. But only because all the guys I encountered were so inadequate to my desires and sexual needs.
Now of course, I’ve finally found the one who does it best for me, in every way imaginable. Which is why I’m marrying him. AND I can confidently know that I’ll never cheat on him, because what’s the point of ruining my love and intimacy with my soul mate for sex with a guy or guys that would undoubtedly NOT be worth it? I already know the majority of all the other guys out there probably wouldn’t be able to satisfy me.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum?