Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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You know that not all women are like that, right? There are women out there with a brain and great self esteem, that don’t need a man to survive. I agree that women are sensitive. A lot of women take advantage of men and their money. What about the men who take advantage of women? What about the women that aren’t the way you see all women? Not all women are the same. What about your family? Would you say these things to your mother? Your grandmother? Your sister (if you have one)? Your aunt? What do these women think of what you say?
Everyone is intitled to their opinions. You have to be ready to deal with those that don’t agree with you.
Were you hurt in past relationships, or were you taught this by your family? I want to know where your opinion of women came from.
I haven’t insinuated you are American for several posts now. I’m pretty sure you aren’t a slim, gentle, demure Japanese girl either, however. Far too entitled and self-absorbed.
P.S. Ashkenazim are not ‘dirty’, we are more akin to eastern Europeans than Middle Eastern people. Read the Thirteenth Tribe by Arthur Koestler, idiot.
oh your a dirty jew ……….
once again for chansey i will repeat i am not american stop speaking to me in dollars you fool do you not comprehend what i am saying?
Uh Liz…female porn stars like sex(or are pretending to) because its their job.
They like the money, like most prostitutes do.
Your friend is a closet homosexual himself who listens to you talk about your douchebag boyfriend and makes empty advances at you to cover it.
All of you men who agree with Dick, just go fuck each other, preferably on the interstate during rushhour - problem solved. And Dick, the world would be better off if you had been aborted; you’re a complete waste of oxygen. I asked my friend (who is a guy, by the way) what your mother or ex-girlfriend did to you to fuck you up so badly, and he said he thinks you were raped. I guess that would explain it. You need serious help.
Shutup Skank! Like attracts like. You date assholes because YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE…..A SMELLY, SKANKISH ONE AT THAT. So shut the fuck up, and quit posting your emotional crap on this website.
….Read the domain name again, you skank
Women suck at doing man things. IE, holding a fucking flashlight.
Men suck at doing women things. IE, nagging your husband about fucking being a dick when he’s trying to fix something.
:P
hahaha this one really has me laughing. i like sex. with my husband, who is a good man and treats me with respect. if you don’t understand why women don’t like sex with YOU, then have a look in the mirror. physically and mentally, you are gross.
oh ladies, btw, as much as i enjoyed getting this off my chest (yes DICK we do like to talk), he’s probably loving it.
genius marketing, but i won’t be buying the book. should we cut dick off?
Why woud anyone be pissed…?
Most likely women porn stars hate sex yeah sure why not, but they love all that money and attention!
By the way men are better than women at being porn stars.
I know someone is going to be pissed about this but honestly i think your right about the (hate sex) thing. But what about porn stars? they Dont appear to be bad at it .So do women porn stars hate sex too?
Dude clearly by the 4,000 replies, you are wrong. But I thought Id also let you know better. I a woman and I love sex. Infact I can’t get enough. Some women, unfortunate for them and their men, aren’t into it. But you are generalizing unfairly. You must have just been unlucky in the the women you’ve brung home or perhaps you are not pleasing them and need to work on it. Good luck with that.
Seriously, you sound to me too young and never been in real relationship with a woman. Just join the que, and read what real men see in real life.
Every man has a similar list of women’s mistakes. If you show it to your men he will agree with some of the points and probably add some more. You may notice that some of the points seem to have no relation to sex at all. However, this is what puts the men off and makes you less attractive. That is why these points are as important as sexual complaints.
1.Men hate when women act as though they do not like sex.
2.Men do not like women who never show initiative in sex.
3.Men do not like women that do not know men’s body.
4.Men do not like when women make them responsible for their orgasm.
5.Men do not like when women become sexual controllers in bed.
6.Sexual corpse. Men hate women that are insensitive in bed.
7.Sexual chatterer. Men hate women who talk too much in bed.
8.Men are irritated when a woman does not like her own body and depreciates herself.
9.Men hate women who are too obsessed with their looks.
10.Men hate women who do not like oral sex.
11.Men hate women who kiss insatiably.
12.Men do not like women who are too serious.
13.Men do not like women who are too affectionate and weak.
14.Men cannot stand stupid perfunctory women.
15.Men hate women who are worried only about men’s financial status.
16.Men cannot stand women who use their sexuality to manipulate men.
17.Men hate when women tell them about their ex-lovers.
18.Men cannot stand women with disgusting underwear.
Sweetheart learn when to take a joke. You’re the filth that runs through the veins of every bull-blooded feminazi who thinks that because your feelings are hurt, we should torch the first amendment.
Get out of your $150/month apartment with your three kids and a boyfriend who beats you because you’re a piece of trash.
I know you don’t often leave your trailer park, but when were Ashkenazi Jews last related to the Taliban?
Yes indeed. Weird read.
Women don’t “Hate” sex,
They enjoy it,
Last I checked they also have a womb which leads me to believe that a woman needs a reason to have sex.
A man just needs a place.
Fair enough, Women can love their shoes more than their boyfriends (that annoys me)
But that’s only to get the attention of her boyfriend (and also look better than the other girls in the boyfriend’s life)
Why the hell would a girl just JUMP into bed like a man?
If she thinks the guy is gona cum in 2 sec then why bother,
For her to climax takes skill,
If she thinks that your not up to the job then why bother.
(that part I get)
Men want it all the time, and if it weren’t for women we would do nothing but sex.
Personally I F**king love sex,
I hate the let downs,
But I also love the idea of becoming a dad and meeting the right women that also wants a child so she can have her wicked ways with me all year long.
One more ponder.
Rhetorically specking:
Ever wonder why Women move from one group of people to the next and Men stay with their same group.
Enough said,
Half an hours sex + 7 sec orgasm = a child to raise for 21 years
Ok well u may have some sort of stupid points but they are each funny and somewhat true. I have to disagree about all women hating sex, maybe because I am only 19 and still in college, but I love sex. I just have one question for you, why in the hell would you duct tape the flashlight to the mailbox before you catapult it into space. Would that not just be a waste of a perfectly good mailbox?
P.S. It dont take a genius to fix a flat tire… come to tennessee the women actually know how to do some shit here… except the helpless girly ones aka rich snotty one.
no muzalon you need to go back to your taliban family an tell them you will be the next victim an rid the world of another one of your kind
You are clearly uneducated because of your poor grammar, desultory punctuation and limited vocabulary… or maybe your pudgy fingers are too fat to hit the keys properly.
“Cinderella can’t you see..
don’t want your *fucked-up* company…
Should have left that mornin’, left that day…
take your love and your *fucktard* child away….”