Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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@DJ Loon, you have the best name ever! ( I say Loon a lot)
hmm, good to know….
So I have penis envy, do I? lol. You make that sound like a good thing….
Dawn, as all women do, has penis envy. All women come back to a man who treats them like shit. It is biological: they are naturally subservient to men, and rightfully so. Only in the last 150 years (or less, in some cultures) has there been the joke that is “womens’ liberation”. They want to forget biology as well as 8000 years of recorded history.
Oh, and men only tell a woman that she “changed their friend for the better”–the flattery causes them to continue to fuck their friend and cook for him, etc. We inherently cooperate like that.
a few things I noticed:
1) As per usual, these broads missed the part that says this is for men only.
2) Not one broad posted anything coherent.
3) I laughed at the truth pointed out how women always like sex for money or gifts, or sometimes merely attention. Men don’t do this. Women always care about a man’s job; we don’t give a shit what their career is. Just fuck!
4) Many countries besides the US call their currency “dollar”. Stupid bitch.
5) Women sometimes DO like sex: if it’s their boss or they want to get revenge, etc. There has to be something in it for them besides orgasm. (see #3) Actually, the orgasm is merely a byproduct for them and not the point. Simply twisted.
6) If women in fact DID like sex for something other than the aforementioned reasons, then why do they wax their assholes, shave legs, get tramp stamp tattoos, wear uncomfortable shoes, care about a man’s career or fashion…? They will wear a push-up bra and a revealing shirt, then bitch because we look at their breasts. That is just moronic and self-defeating and contradictory behavior.
*wondered*
Man, that is beautiful.
The Gojo Bridge was deserted at dawn, when was heard the mournful wail of flute music… The Sage wandered, “Am I but the dream of the butterfly…? Or do I dream the butterfly?”"
Point 1: It is easy to be confounded by your illiterate babbling… learn to capitalise if you want to be understood.
Point 2: Well, you might want to be thin, alluring and traditional… but I doubt it.
And as an addendum to my previous post:
Does either of their views change the size of the mountain?
In essence, that is the same thing and the distinction comes solely from your perspective on it. You see historical rampancy of prostitution in countless societies and you see perverted, sex-crazed men. But by this same token I (for example) could look at just this same situation and conclude, rightly or not, that it is some form of universal female dislike of sex that leads to little-to-no market for male prostitution.
We’re looking at the same thing, but you choose to heap blame upon the perceived vices of men, while Dick and Co. see women as the aberrant ones whose dislike of sex causes the disproportionately small amount of male prostitution.
The hermit may look down from his mountain home and see the village below while a villager gazes upon the peak of the mountain. The hermit says “How far down the village is!” while the villager remarks “how high that hermit lives!”
Can either be said to be right?
ok…let me see if I get this, I’m not good with psychology, I only took one class of it in uni…
Because I seem to be attracted to guys who treat women like dirt (aka assholes) then men will inturn act like assholes to me? Makes sense I guess…so then I should change what I”m attracted to, right?
Of course, Dawn, you appear to be too self-absorbed to see the message that your sending to the people outside of your relationship: your male friends,your female friends. The message you sent them was this: If a man is an asshole, he will win a womens love. Yes, you did set back society in a small, incremental way; confess to it, if you have the guts. You are one of the reasons this site exists.
I didn’t say I was perfect, big fucking deal, I like assholes. It’s not the end of the world. And I don’t regress society because of it. My last bf was a complete asshole, and a lot of his guy friends thought he had changed for the better when I was dating him. You guys are the ones regressing society with this prehistoric viewpoint on women….why not join the rest of the 21st century….? Big deal, you have dicks, whoop-dee-do.
@Dawn-you have admitted to be attracted to assholes, and so you are a deeply flawed individual. Men will ask themselves: if she likes assholes, I should become one. Therefore, due to your character flaws, you have regressed society a small, but significant bit. Thanks a fuckin’ lot for promoting civilization and the healthy relationships between men and women, harlot.
Shutup Skank! Like attracts like. You date assholes because YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE…..A SMELLY, SKANKISH ONE AT THAT. So shut the fuck up, and quit posting your emotional crap on this website.
….Read the domain name again, you skank
Wow, how old are you…..14?
can you not read? that wasnt directed at you at all . i named who it was for chansey god you are stupid ..
an no im not japanese why the fuck would i want to be a jap ?
that only proves my point on the hornyness of men
I have been thinking about this thread, and something occurred to me. Female escorts and prostitutes catering to male lust are common all over the world; while male prostitutes who cater for women are rarer than Bigfoot (of course, male prostitutes who cater for the needs of gay/bi men are comparatively common). Yet there are lots of fat/ugly/old women, who cannot attract a man, and can get no sex.
Does this not prove that women have little interest in sex compared to men, gay or straight, right there?
Yeah, Dick you really need to re-phrase that… Not all women hate sex! Only the ones who don’t receive some sort of Cash/Check/Money order hate it.
not ALL women hate sex……every 5 seconds a man wants some…..watch what your sayin…..you may say them to the wrong people dumbass!!
I’ll give one trillion manpoints to the first one to box suzie up and ship her via care package to “relieve tensions” for the Taliban.