Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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DICK MASTERSON IS WITH NO DOUBT, GAY! GAY! GAY! HOW CAN HE HATE WOMEN. WOMEN STAND BY THE MAN AT ALL TIMES AND JUST LIKE MEN, ENJOY SEX WITH THE LOVE OF THEIR LIFE. DICK ONLY LOVES GUYS, I BET HE HAD SEX WITH TWENTY GUYS. HOW GAY IS THAT?
Care to join me in the Pleasuredome, Doubt? Just Kidding :)
The world is my oyster. hahahahahha….
I think the concept of marriage is pretty retarded and largely unneccessary, so probably not. But we’ll see what happens when the latest man gets sick of my shit, capisce? XD
I know it’s wrong to queer-bash, but the manholes make it too fucking easy. Apparantly the concept of biological sexuality does not register for fucktards who perform sodomy for attention.
Oh, god. And you like lots of sex? Will you marry me?
It’s me again.
Look, now, I’ve gone and gotten all addicted to your brilliant website.
Fist of all, Dick, I must call you out on one thing. We don’t *all* hate sex. By and large, maybe (I don’t really know, because I tend not to talk to most other women because I find them… pedantic, dull, vapid, malicious, and irritating), but I’ve got to say, I have a fucking ridiculous sex drive. I am a straight, 23 year-old female with the sex drive of a sixteen-year-old boy. Sure I’m a whore, but at least I can admit it.
All that shit aside, though, check it. I know how to take care of a man. I’ve got coffee and breakfast made for my boyfriend before he opens his eyes in the morning. His laundry done, his shirt pressed, his shower running when he gets up; dinner waiting when he gets home. Sure, I’m submissive, but I dig that sort of thing.
And I am fully willing to admit that I have penis envy. Long have I yearned for the veritable symbol of virility that only men are allowed. Since I was a wee girl, in fact. And boy howdy, I am still straight.
Dick, my man, I hope you’re getting good blowjobs on a regular basis. You, sir, are entitled to them.
You are all just typical stupid f*ucking americans - both the men and women. And the ones that are not, shame on you for getting sucked into this stupid inferior babble. Its sad to think that america is a “superpower” on the world stage…
Here’s what’s going down here.
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Sorry, NO ONE is going down on you here.
I fucking hate everyone and everything.
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And yet you love your life enough to keep living it and us long enough to share your inane tripe thinking we care.
I hate you, I hate me, I hate jews, and christians, and buddhists and men and women, dogs and cats, etc etc.
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So, why do you have a computer and internet access…you may deal with other people…and that would just fuel your hatred.
This is a beautiful world.
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It still is, but your mom should’ve taken that load in the face and swallowed what your sperm donor dropped instead of letting it fester in her overused vagina. Then the world would truly be beautiful.
And none of you cock-nannys seem to understand that I am a women
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Ah, you are THAT fat you are equal to two or more women…just remember, they charge extra for taking up more than one seat.
and I’m having more fun on this site than any of you.
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Not really. See, we are here to learn and see how men ARE better than women.
You are here to prove us right with every letter you type.
Deathslayer
I’m a Communist. Wanna fuck?
I’m a nazi
99.99% of all women on the surface of the planet are hate-filled, racist bigots. The aforementioned comment is simply evidence which elucidates that fact.
blabbering is what I like to do. And that’s what this site is for, don’t forget
Here’s what’s going down here. I fucking hate everyone and everything. I hate you, I hate me, I hate jews, and christians, and buddhists and men and women, dogs and cats, etc etc. This is a beautiful world. And none of you cock-nannys seem to understand that I am a women and I’m having more fun on this site than any of you.
Yeah, they actually have a point when they write instead of blabbering on endlessly.
actually it’s much more humorous to watch men write when their angry
Guess what “proud to have a dick”, I’m a dyke. And I look like one too. And fyi the internet is world wide and open to everyone for a reason, stupid bitch. Why don’t you come over here and kick me in my bleeding vagina? haha
Get the fuck off the site, you frigid, sexless Yankee cunt. I hope your boyfriend takes a crowbar to your head and fractures your tiny female skull with it, fortunately hospitalizing you for the rest of your known, pathetic life.
don’t think for one second that your veiny cock is bigger than mine.
fuck me. eat my pussy lick my clit bitch, make me cum. Is that what you like to hear? Good. now do it…
….fucking dumbass
I read the begining of this article and to be quite honest I’ve decided to simply comment without reading the entire wall of text. You say that ALL women hate sex because we’re horrible at pleasing our man. Well I don’t know what beached whale you were fucking when you wrote this, but clearly you need a little more experience in bed before coming to such a conclusion.
I don’t mind that you have such a radical opinion, you’re allowed that. Although, you would look a lot more intelligent if you would generalize a little less.
Why cant i have a huge beard, be over six foot and be considerably stronger than 99.999999 (perhaps some woman has enough muscle to beat me - does that make her a freak?) percent of woman and perhaps 70 percent of men for that is how i naturally am without taking a razer to my face, taking growth retardants and never exercising…there is no sense in this world, before i would have been treated better for being an alpha male…i wear my physical attributes always but i do it with great pain for all the women who see me with my beard and youths spring in my step instantly think i am a wanting to dominate them and so act in strange ways: they either try to impress me with their skill, they even try to dominate me but then seem to relent and are confused, they try to hamper my progress, they try to damage my pride, they try to distract me or make me reveal some animal side.
I do tend to act in a more dominating testorsterone fuelled manner at times when the testosterone is surging in me for that is exactly as it is but when a woman gives even a subtle indication she is willing to relent to me such as looking downwards for a second after looking into my eyes i also relent and the gender dynamic is no longer an issue for we both understand our needs, we do not try to act always in a polically concieved way that does nothing to sate the requirements of the past 200,000 years of our race as homo sapiens or ‘thinking man’ as i think it translates as…
I have many female friends who find me quite acceptable although yes they dont understand me even though i have told them much of this along with my guy friends (it is simply too difficult for them to assimilate perhaps)..just because i feel i see clearly the path that is right and that is to love and treat women acceptably (if you are not treating her well enough she will leave you) BUT to expect them not to act in a way that does dent my pride as a strong man…so they do not try to be taller than me by wearing rediculously thick heels…they do not always try to act in a manner that makes them more of a man (i saw some women or perhaps they were older girls only walking around with beards (fake) once in a populated area - this does not impress me much) and…
finally the woman to which i spend a considerable amount of time with does not reel over in shock when i act even remotely interested in her physical attributes for well yes i am an animal and the animal wants you to be an animal to a certain extent…to an extent were we are both more fulfilled…
consider these thought and consider how confused men are by them and their other complex emotions…is it right for you to say that he shouldn’t act in a tough guy manner - check out the gender dynamic of chimpanzee’s or check out some older films that include men and women perhaps (men have not changed but the way they act to women has as portrayed in the media changed lately). It has changed to a certain extent in real life only to the extent where the sense of women being treated in a manner that doesnt hurt them but you should get out more if you think people arent exploring things i have talked of that are not portrayed in the media.
i am a young man in northern latitudes of united kingdom (kingdom anyone - king’s domain - hardly - more like queendom - haha)