Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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mmmm… I wonder how displays of blatant racism are supposed to illustrate male superiority?
It shows that the haters on this site just hate everybody. Probably including themselves…
They just need an uptight freak with a weird ‘I’m insecure about my masculinity’ moustache like Dick to give them a focus for all that hatred into one section of society - in this case - women
Hahahaha..
Watch the traitor use his former slave masters own propaganda as evidence of his genetic superiority.
All females are worthless cunts and do not deserve to share the planet with the superior man species.
Blackman, you pathetic black motherfucker. You rant and rave about what a “closet fag” and “Punk” dick is, YOU’RE the closet homo BITCH. You female ass kissing, sexually obsessed fucking retard. You just hate Dick ’cause he says it like it is, and you’re to much of a Fucking PUSSY to admit it because you’re afraid you won’t get any pussy. You’re a faggot.
If this isn’t a confession to inter-racial circle jerks, I don’t know what is. I wonder what they did after the game.
The notion that black men have bigger dicks than white men is nineteenth century nonsense produced by the propaganda juggernaut of the old Southern Confederacy. The last time I checked, the person with the world’s biggest John Thomas is a white man (my porn star hero!) named Ron Jeremy. Jesus Christ! I’m white and even I can choke any strapping Negro buck with the sheer girth and length of my cock.
Anyway, I agree with SOTS. All traitors deserve to die a miserable death.
Oh no, someone save us pencil dick Caucus apes from the black horde stealing our women!
Oh wait, faggot. There’s Aryan genotypes with junk as big as yours and it changed nothing in their experience with harlots.
You’re going to die a slow miserable death. Not because you’re black, because you’re going to die a traitor’s death. Castration.
Finally, a rare woman who actually turns out to be honest! All NORMAL women hate sex and those women who say they enjoy sex are either pathological liars or severely mentally disturbed.
I believe in everything you say.
Women are whores.
Nothing is simpler to understand than that.
Wow. I guess the closet is as much of a melting pot as the rest of america is.
Prison ratio
40 black males : 1 white female
The worst yet is that not even I know what will happen.
This is a time of change; soon the concept of sexism will be wiped off the face of the earth and mankind will have a lesson learned.
I have read enough of your out of touch rant about why woman don’t like sex. Its obvious that you have had your butt hole punctured at some point in time in your pathetic little life. You are the reason why white woman hate white men and ride black men like champion jockeys. Perhaps I should thankyou, and black woman hate you. You have no idea how to please a woman. Infact you are nothing more than a bitter angry little man.
The fact that you have spent this much time on this site trashing woman only suggest to a real man that you are nothing more than a punk! Also the fact that you have gained national attention on a tv show hosted by another fag, closet fag I might add, proves that you had a very nice hotel and fuck fest during your taping of Dr. Phil. Perhaps you should spend more time jerking off and bonding with yourself.
I am a woman, and you are 100% correct, Dick, I really really LOATHE sex. It is incomprehensible to my as to why any NORMAL woman could enjoy it?! You know?! It is uncomfortable for me to orgasm and I have to fake it every time my boy friend and I do it. I hate getting aroused and foreplay does not get me horny, whatsoever. It is also really difficult for me to hold a flashlight, I usually end up pointing it straight up into the air, just like you said. One time my boy friend’s car broke down one night in the middle of nowhere and I just couldn’t seem to hold that thing straight at the engine, it kept floating up!
In 1882, the great American physician Charles Fayette Taylor wrote that “women have less sexual feeling than men” and that “as a rule women have practically nothing of what is understood as sexual passion.” Obviously, female reproductive biology hasn’t changed much from the time of the Victorian age up until the dawn of today. For the vast majority of normal women, sex is still a burdensome chore. Most women do not enjoy sex. In fact, the overwhelming majority of women have a strong natural repugnance towards all forms of human sexuality. The only thing that any woman enjoys about sex is the money and resources she receives in exchange for her grudging participation within the act of coitus itself.
You mistake yourself for human, Dick……….Time to get a life, shit.
MansVoice Says:
May 4th, 2008 at 12:58 am - IP Man-Hash: ff4893678328d
And you can fuck off this website. Woman, you fail by default; NO WOMEN ALLOWED.
*****Did your own daddy do you up the ass? Oh, do tell, shit.
****Spoken from someone who did her own daddy and all his friends by age 5.
-Raises hand- Question for you, sweetie? What exactly are you using as a scale here? If women are bad at sex, how would you know? Especially if you haven’t ever been with a man. For all you know, you could be asexual or autosexual (which is when you can only get off with yourself, you see). You’re ging to have to try a lot harder if you want to keep trolling the internet.