Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Are you an Idiot? If you’re going to play that game, Without men there wouldn’t be babies either. But then again - Without met there wouldn’t be Electricity, A law System, Light, Long distance communication, Buildings, farming and so many other things.
Why don’t you go ahead and name something a woman has ever invented that had the slightest bit of importance in this world?
Her name is agent of desire? Like dick said, all women are whores.
What a fucking asshole.
That closet must be full with a ego that big. Try coming out of it and get some fresh air.
I can’t help but thinking that judging by the limited argument above, that “DICK” is BAD at sex (i.e. no woman has ever enjoyed it…with him). Also (I am a man) all you guys are making EXTREMELY homo-erotic arguments. If you hate women so much shut up and suck each other off.
Then again, I am a woman.
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We figured it out thanks to your emotional logic.
We like you enough to have sex with, but not enough to sign a legal contract like marriage.
Honestly, the only thing we actually want from you is sex and reproduction, everything else we as men have developed already.
BTW, more and more men are losin interest in sex so, if they don’t want sex and have no need for kids, what do they do with women?
Nothing. Yet they still are doing more than a lot of women with the baby rabies.
It seems to me that none of y’all have ever had sex…
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Insert penis into vagina. You do it enough, the amazement and mystery of it is gone.
Ask a lot of married couples where their sex life goes, especially after the kids are born. Hmmm, they have had sex and yet they are tired of it. So, what is it about sex that is so special these days?
are u gyus virgins or what????
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What. That answers your question.
cause I know how to please my women,
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Sorry, this is menarebetterthanwomen, not how to act like a PUA to get laid. So, you can please a woman, that’s not hard…the question s, do they return the favor or are YOU the one being played?
See, if you please them and they don’t return the favor, all you are bragging about is being a p-whipped lapdog, NOT a man.
You’re just trying to make it look like you have had sex but judging by what you’re saying, you obviously haven’t!!!
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Why does that sound like something a woman would say? Nice tactic, but the amount of sex one has does not disprove that men are better than women or that women have any more value that sexual.
So guys, I don’t think that any woman would go out with you after what you have been saying…
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Tell you what…you keep believing that and we’ll keep getting laid without telling you our exploits.
especially you Dick (my god, what a lame ass name btw.)
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Hmmm, he’s got a website, a book and respect from millions of men…and quite a few women who DO want to lay him.
So, what do you have that he doesn’t?
but try and get off your butts and get a shag or at least jerk off or something!!!!
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No thanks. We’ll leave that to you. Sex is so cheap and available it really has no purpose but a time waste. Now, improving yourself mentally, physically spiritually, learning other languages and making more money is much more beneficial for men than trying to get a woman naked these days.
Or are you cool with playing STD Roulette and choosing used up whores and whitewashing them?
Victor, a real man!
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Sorry, loss of Man Points…if you have to tell us you’re a ‘real’ man, you’re projecting.
Deathslayer
the funniest thing I have ever seen
so funny to read. Men (Dick), men thath are beaten by ther lespian wifes(Victor) and bitter women(all of them) arguing. I am not from USA so I am better than you all FUCKERS. So fine to live in a country that have a schoolsystem that work.
I always forget in FemioDreamLand anyone who doesn’t kiss the feet of minorities and place them on a pedastool with their feminist masters above attack and critique is a racist who should be jailed.
Hahah… when did I display racism? In your estrogen fueled imagination?
The complete absence of forced marriage, or “concubinatus servus” as the ancient Romans called it, would never prevent me from having coitus with another woman. As a matter of fact, I’ve brutally raped and beaten into bloody pulps thousands of Protestant Anglo-Saxon females, such as yourself, all over the surface of our great Earth.
Despite my better judgment, I have to say this because it popped into my mind when you said: “Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.”
Why aren’t you gay?
I don’t mean this is a rude way. But seriously. If women are such failures and so horrible to be around and put up with, why do you have sex with them? Why not just have sex with other men? You don’t seem to want children and I have heard you say that the only reason to have women around to have babies, even though they make terrible mothers.
According to your views, men are the only ones who have it all figured out. It’s just the logical conclusion I drew from your rant.
Then again, I am a woman.
Thank f*** for the disintegration of forced marriage. The only way Commander Scott could ever have had a woman is through forced marriage…but thank f*** for womankind that no woman is forced to sleep anywhere near him….and no laws are left that give license to this freaky self-appointed entitlement that men like CS think they have, to order women about.
I guess treating women like whores is a desirable trait after all.
I like Victor.
Without women, there would be no more men. They’re the ones that make the babies. :) Unless, can you get pregnant, Dick?
It seems to me that none of y’all have ever had sex… are u gyus virgins or what???? cause I know how to please my women, You’re just trying to make it look like you have had sex but judging by what you’re saying, you obviously haven’t!!!
So guys, I don’t think that any woman would go out with you after what you have been saying…especially you Dick (my god, what a lame ass name btw.) but try and get off your butts and get a shag or at least jerk off or something!!!!
Victor, a real man!
Probably the fact that he’s a man, and you’re a woman.
Which begs the question, why aren’t you doing as he says? Ah well.
SOTS you are being quite incoherant.
You have said some things that show your deep contempt for people on the basis of race. Just because one guy got you on a sore point doesn’t give you license to slate a huge swathe of the population without criticism.
AgentofDeception have you not mastered reading yet?
‘BlackMan’ laughs about cuckolding white males with his mythological superior cock(as mythological as female fidelity or intelligence?) and all us Taliban types did was shoot holes in that myth.
But when you hate everyone stronger than you, any criticism is always “hateful” instead of simply true.
If you have a fetish for interacial sex we don’t give a fuck.. and it’s not the reason you’ll still die.
CS what on earth makes you think you have the power to tell me what to do?
You are a lonely socially inadequate individual with a lack of power on the internet that reflects your lack of personal power in your daily life.