Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Think of it as a ladder. At the very bottom there is the epitome of a horrible woman, above her is a man who is also the epitome of a horrible man, yet he is just slightly better than the woman. Why? Because of all the reasons Dick gives showing men are better than women. But, there will be a woman above him, and thus a man above her, and so on and so forth. But guess who is at the very top of the ladder? Jesus Christ. And there is no woman in the world, past, present, or future, that can ever top him. So no matter how you look at it, men will always be better than women. There are some women out there who are in some way more morally correct than some men, but no matter how far up that ladder you want to go you will always find that there is always a man that is better than a women.
You know what’s interesting? Is that while as a woman, I can agree that there is some women out there would should be smacked in the mouth, I I say that there’s some men who should be castrated.
I’d like to know Dick’s opinons on male rapists and see if he can explain that horrific pathetic excuse to “get some”. So a woman is a whore because she’s walking home from a store and gets attacked by some idiotic excuse for a human being with a gun or knife wanting to do God knows what?
What about the mostly male population of child molesters who rape toddlers and young children, INCLUDING boys? Yeah, that’s smart.
What about the men who believe the only women they can find ARE the sluts, the bitches, and the whores?
I’ll tell you why they don’t find the opposite, because the decent ones are probably scared to death of leaving their houses, scared of becoming a rapist’s target. Some are probably so self loathing of themselves that they starve themselves, purge, and have cosmetic surgery because some guy told them they didn’t spend enough time on the treadmill. They’re the ones who become obsessive compolsive, suidical, agoraphobic, and so shut up in their own houses and switch off their phones to avoid their own fathers so much that he thinks his daughter is dead. And she couldn’t care less. As long as she never has to speak to him again.
What if there’s women out there who pay for the meals, who buys the jewellery, who showers the love devotion, and gifts, yet expects nothing in return? It’s not like it’s impossible, they’re just the ones who refuse to have anything to do with men because of the way they’re made to FEEL like whores.
I’ll tell you what, next time you actually ask a woman why she’s a prostitute, ask her why. I’ll bet the majority of them were probably 5-years-old when they lost their virginity and it made them grow up thinking that’s all they were, so why the hell not live the life like it. the others, you’ll never see 5 metres from their mailbox. If that.
That’s silly logic. Women love it because men do too? Can’t women do something by themselves?
oh come on guys you cant say women hate sex……maybe you guys and dick cant satisfy your women…….im pretty sure women love sex as much as men……well i know how to keep my women happy……dont make stupid comments if you guys suck in bed
so if men and women can both have them and men love it….so women love it too……..
Yeah! And his penis is small! And his mom abused him! you sound like every manhole ever to post here only you have a semi-solid argument. Although, it sounds like you’ve been watching entirely too much Tyra Banks.
You sort of missed the point though. When women exchange sex for money thats called prostitution. Of course men would accept these things, don’t be absurd. When it comes to being labeled as a prostitute or whore women don’t want to admit such a thing.
Deathslayer is right, you are a hypocrite because you only look at things from one perspective. You don’t even touch on the idea that men would do the same things in a similar situation.
Probably 99% of men here not counting the gay ones would have sex with a woman for cash or gifts. Don’t fucking lie. To call all women whores is just wrong. Men fuck around and cheat a lot more than women do and that is a fact. If you are going to bash women fine, but do it fairly Dick.
And no I’m not a woman, I am a man that knows you are full of shit and opinionated with a bunch of stupid ideas. You are gay aren’t you? Tell the truth now…
Not only does that not relate, men can have those too.
Deathslayer = mangenius
A flawless explanation and girlgirl still cant grasp it!
these idiots belive anything dick says…..how can you prove that women hate sex…..especially when only women get multiple orgasms
You are a hypocrite, my friend.
In one essay, you state all women are whores and now you state that they hate sex!
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Since it’s Friday, I will explain.
Whores DO hate sex - however they love the money that the sex can provide for them, so a woman WILL have sex with a man she dislikes for access to money, power, fame or even gifts.
Look at the amount of married women cheating…they have a lot of material things, which whores like, but they don’t like sex with their husbands, which if you ask whores about, they will admit they hate the men they have sex with.
Consider it a job you hate that gives you the money you want- you hate the job and the work, but unless you learn how to do something better it’s the only job you can do. You hate being stuck like that but if that’s all you’ve learned how to do, you’ll do it and accept the pay, always resenting you can’t do better and as long as someone is paying, you’ll stick with it.
Whores are like that.
Deathslayer
i dont think you understand it either
hmmm intresting….yet stupid
well then good for you…………u have your opinion and others have theirs
Don’t explain it to the illiterate manhole. It’s her fault she’s stupid.
You are a hypocrite, my friend.
In one essay, you state all women are whores and now you state that they hate sex!
Make up your mind!
looks like the guys here have had a fare share of bad girls in their life
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I suppose ‘good’ girls like you are gonna make it all better, right? Seeing as you were probably silent when women declared themselves equal to men with the governments help.
So, now that no one cares about your having a vagina and holding you to the same high standards as men, you want to revert to claiming that men are ‘hurt’ and ‘whining’. Now, if we were whining, we’d want to know how you feel. Since we don’t care what you think, feel or even breathe or not, we pretty much have learned to live without majority of you.
………no big deal…move on and have fun boys
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We have….that’s why fewer men are marrying or dating, more women are getting advice HOW to attract a man, more women are going to other countries to get a man they have to pay for, chivalry is dead and women are being treated as equals by men with no concern of her supposed ‘weaknesses’…not surprisingly, women are failing at being men and are even worse when they are trying to be women.
Deathslayer
You know, if this was a good argument, maybe, just maybe, someone would take you seriously. Instead of making good arguments that can actually force us to use our brains to fight back you’ve done what every other woman that has visited this site has done: Insulted Dick.
If you could make a good argument, proving Dick wrong that women aren’t whores and such then you would make a good argument that someone can respond too. Your tactic of insulting him obviously won’t work, yet you and the other members of your sex continue to do so.
All you’ve been doing so far, is proving Dick right. Think before you speak.
‘Looks like the guys here have had a fare share of bad girls in their life.
No big deal.
Move on and have fun boys.’
This is what a college education does to a manhole; for men it’s progress, for manholes it’s noise pollution.
looks like the guys here have had a fare share of bad girls in their life………no big deal…move on and have fun boys