Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Sorry, if your woman hates sex, it’s because YOU suck in it. They don’t.
It may seem that they are lousy, but to be honest, the reason for them to lay there like a dead fish is because you make them sick and they just want to get it over with quickly as possible. So, like Ron Moss said, it’s all about you.
Funny page though, escpecially because Dicks general knowledge is so bad. Come on, men don’t have Tourette syndrome? Oh yes they have. (but what about Turner syndrome :P)
OK, can some MAN calculate how much money we would make if we had a dollar for EVERY mangina, feminazi, pissed off soccer mom and all the other female-centric doucheholes that claims that Dick has a small penis?
HOW does penis size disprove that women are even close to being better than men?
Also, if women were equal to men, so many women wouldn’t be here defending them…so, even douchebags know they themselves are not only less than the men here, they support their fellow women in PROVING that MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.
It’s so easy these days girly men are doing our work for us.
Deathslayer
He doesn’t have logic. He has a (very very small) penis, he doesn’t need it honey. I think he is doing this just to seek attention. Sad sad little man.
Why are women cheating whores, yet they hate sex?
I thought a whore was someone who had sex with a fair few people. Hmm. Your logic escapes me.
Wth,
So not true.
I love sex
umm u do realize that jesus is a spirit not a “man” nore “women” so shut up u sexist peice of trash.
What a bunch of phoney crap. I would like to see Ted Bundy do a job on you - skull fracture, garrotting, beheading, animal dismemberment, the works.
SAND IN VAGINA ALERT!
Well I love Dick’s work and I am a female, which probably sounds surprising to many viewers. BUT, i love sex. So yeah.
She’s not a bad person. She just needs a nice man to take her someplace where she can’t hurt herself. I’m sure with a few years of special education she will begin to show signs of overcoming her parasitic lifestyle.
lol maybe you suck dick at fucking pussy lol
I personally love sex. fuck me till I’m bloody and raw then fuck me some more, 5 times a day isn’t enough for me. Good thing my bf is fucking great in bed. Dick face, maybe you haven’t been fucked really well yet. or maybe you like a little kink? I am a dominatrix, we could try that out, I am sure you will love it and come begging for more, I would be happy to help you realize your fantasy of letting a sexy bitch like me control you. spank you maybe, or maybe a little cbt is in order? lol fun fun fun.
Oh, the drama! This is fantastic!
I am not sure where you get that women hate sex.
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Hmmm, every issue of Cosmo, the fact that they are complaining more about the men seeing them as SEX objects, the fact that women hate other women prostituting and yet they think they can do it if times get bad, and the complaining that women do when their husbands do when they FEEL the man isn’t satisfying THEM.
In other words, WOMEN SAY IT THEMSELVES.
I am a woman and I LOVE sex.
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And? So you ‘love’ sex’, but do you know WHY you do?
Not only do I enjoy it, but I do all that I can to make sure that my man is enjoying himself.
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And that disproves our points how?
I don’t just lay there and let my man do all the work.
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If a prostitute is paid enough, she’ll do some work also.
Maybe if you weren’t such an ass you would find a woman that wants to please you.
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Ah, the shaming tactic comes out.
Gentlemen, notice the pattern of women…
First they try to convince you they are the exception….
Then they say a shaming tactic that proves that they are just like the very ones they claim to not be like.
As I keep saying, give a woman enough time and she will contradict herself in the same post and not even notice it.
I think that the reason you feel women hate sex and just lay there is that you can only get extremely drink women to have sex with you.
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Is THAT why alcoholism has risen so much in women these days? That the only way they can have sex with a man is to be intoxicated and not able to remember it?
Wouldn’t that mean they HATE SEX so much that they don’t even remember them doing it?
Wow, what a stupid manhole. You claim to disprove Dick’s points and you end up validating them.
If they are passed out all they can do it lay there.
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No, we can leave them alone. That way they can’t claim they were ‘raped’
Did your mother not love you or something?
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Actually, she acted like a whore, much like your mother did.
Is that why you are so angry? You should seek help!!
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Hmm, he’s uniting men, making money, pissing off women like you and laughing the whole time.
I’d say he’s getting all the help he needs…money, women, power and glory.
And what do you have…a post on HIS glorious site.
Face it - men ARE better than women.
Deathslayer
I am not sure where you get that women hate sex. I am a woman and I LOVE sex. Not only do I enjoy it, but I do all that I can to make sure that my man is enjoying himself. I don’t just lay there and let my man do all the work. Maybe if you weren’t such an ass you would find a woman that wants to please you. I think that the reason you feel women hate sex and just lay there is that you can only get extremely drink women to have sex with you. If they are passed out all they can do it lay there. Did your mother not love you or something? Is that why you are so angry? You should seek help!!
I would like to point out that I am a male and while I do not support the feministic views I do not support chauvinistic views either. The real problem here is that Dick is assuming that women are whores and that seems to have become a sad truth as women are brought up in a society where looks and makeup and other things are of real value to the feminine psyche.
Men, on the other hand, have grown up in a society where women are supposed to trash themselves and look like idols of sex. So how can they be freed from this persona of sexual iconic ism where men ogle women because they’re supposed to.
Though I wish Mr. Masterson would actually respond to some of the points brought to him in these replies as he seems to only point out the flaws of spelling or grammer and I am sorry to say that his quote “How pedestrian” has to be the most foolish thing that I have ever heard.
I understand the point you were trying to get across but, I mean, please. Why not stop with being so damn defensive and list your reasons for disagreeing instead of insulting everyone who questions your fallible logic?
“In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity” Well most men don’t actually have integrity these days and the fact that you take what a man says and immediately assumes it is correct is a very close minded thing to do. So if I decided to tell you that Hitler was a great man who was the saviour of Germany because he single handedly eradicated all of the Jews and the Christian faith immediately sainted the man then you would believe me? Or if I told you the holocaust never happened then you would believe me? If so then Jesus looks down upon you and curses your very existence my friend because you really would be the biggest damn idiot in the history of existence.
You know what’s interesting?
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That you totally ignored the No Women Allowed part of the board and still think we want to hear your estrogen laden thought process?
Is that while as a woman, I can agree that there is some women out there would should be smacked in the mouth,
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Nah, too much work and legal trouble. Just tell her you’re cutting off the $$$- she’ll get the point REAL quick.
I I say that there’s some men who should be castrated.
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No, let’s treat women as equals, if men get to be castrated, then so should women- in some countries women are trying to end female castration, but castrating men is OK? A woman just deserves a slap and a man deserves to be sexually neutered for bad behavior? Tell you what, the next time I see a special about young girls being burned and scarred by older women, I’m gonna smile and say ‘At least they didn’t get smacked in the mouth’.
I’d like to know Dick’s opinons on male rapists and see if he can explain that horrific pathetic excuse to “get some”.
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You mean the huge amount of men that get raped in prison or the 2% of men who are convicted rapists or the large amount of men falsely accused of rape who are freed due to DNA evidence or the woman feeling she was raped only to find out she made that claim for revenge or to hurt a guy?
So a woman is a whore
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Yes.
because she’s walking home from a store and gets attacked by some idiotic excuse for a human being with a gun or knife wanting to do God knows what?
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Seriously, how often does THAT happen? If it happens regularly to you, don’t walk to the store. Why not bring PROOF of the actual numbers of rape victims and show how many women are just viciously attacked by some strange man?
What about the mostly male population of child molesters who rape toddlers and young children, INCLUDING boys? Yeah, that’s smart.
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As always, men DO something about it:
Son Dismembered Dad After Being Raped
A 20-year-old man accused of killing and dismembering his father told police that after his father raped him, he shot his father, skinned and decapitated him, and then fed his flesh to coyotes, according to court documents obtained by the Cortez Journal.
According to a search warrant affidavit, on April 29, Jeremiah Berry confessed to police. He said that on or about Feb. 19, his father told him that God instructed him that his son needed to get a sex change and become his wife, according to the affidavit obtained by the Journal.
Shortly after that, he was raped, Jeremiah said.
He said after the assault his father threatened to take him the mountains and “make ‘Jerry’ his girlfriend,” and kill him and the rest of his family, the Journal reported.
Jeremiah Berry said he shot his father in the back of the head and then stabbed him 199 times with a knife and dismembered him with an ax, according to the affidavit. Jeremiah Berry said he removed the head, the hands and the feet and skinned the body, feeding the flesh to coyotes.
For the next two days, Jeremiah Berry carried the body out of the canyon in five-gallon buckets, the affidavit said. The two buckets containing his father’s head, hands and feet, he put in a storage room at a local dog kennel.
BTW, yes ‘God’ told him to do it…kinda like women saying that ‘God’ told them to kill their kids by drowning or strangulation.
Yep, we agree. It IS mostly male. Now, let’s not forget the surge of women not only allowing their child to be molested, but doing it to keep a man paying the bills in the house or to avoid being alone.
While we’re at it, let’s not forget all the FEMALE teachers and women in positions of authority who are raping a lot of young men AND women? Why is it that a woman and a boy together seem normal, but a girl and a man are grounds to call the police and label him a molester?
Interesting double standards, but it’s just something men can show women when they wonder why men don’t deal with kids, teach kids or help raise kids. Women have put such a negative outlook on ANY man dealing with a child men figured out it’s best to leave them alone…and yet women wonder why there are no masculine role models for boys…expect for Dick, of course.
What about the men who believe the only women they can find ARE the sluts, the bitches, and the whores?
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If that’s what the majority act like and that’s all you encounter at work, at church, at school, at family functions, then you expect it to be the norm. BTW, did you read the latest article that explain that women CHOOSE these sort of men time after time?
http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=9381&menuid=6
How to win over a bad boy…
The 7 Reasons Why Women Love Bad Boys
By Chris Williamson
http://www.flirtingformula.com
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
I’ll tell you why they don’t find the opposite, because the decent ones
are probably scared to death of leaving their houses, scared of becoming a rapist’s target.
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Cool. Then they aren’t strong and independent and since they are easily led sheep, they are clicking on the computer trying to make men the bad guy. Men, being better than women BOLDLY brave the outside world to provide electricity, food and internet access so scared women can express to the world how fearful they are that some strange man is going to ravage her virginal body. BTW, YOU’RE WELCOME.
So, WHY did you get the right to vote and control childbirth again?
Some are probably so self loathing of themselves that they starve themselves, purge, and have cosmetic surgery because some guy told them they didn’t spend enough time on the treadmill.
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How could they even talk to men if they we’re afraid of being raped and never left the house?
They’re the ones who become obsessive compolsive, suidical, agoraphobic, and so shut up in their own houses and switch off their phones to avoid their own fathers so much that he thinks his daughter is dead.
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YAY!! The conditioning worked. No more ugly chicks. WOOHOO.
Now women can claim to be victims and men can still get blamed and yet laid. Everyone wins, except the lonely cat lady who has Daddy issues, who would be a HORRIBLE choice in a woman except to mindscrew with for kicks and unfeeling sex aka and the men will keep making progress and moving on while women still live in FEAR that they have not come close to being as good as men.
And she couldn’t care less.
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Aw, she’s stronger than him. Hopefully, she’ll stay at home and leave the rest of MANKIND alone. She really doesn’t need to reproduce…she automatically would be an unfit mother.
As long as she never has to speak to him again.
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Trust me, if he’s smart, he’ll enjoy not hearing from her again. She’s a frigid celibate whore anyway. She would be a waste to the male world, anyway. Her isolation means she realizes she’s a whore and made sure her whoredom doesn’t infect more victims.
What if there’s women out there who pay for the meals, who buys the jewellery, who showers the love devotion, and gifts, yet expects nothing in return?
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1) Just because she does that does not mean I’m going to have sex with her.
2) These same women would just DO that, not throw up hypothetical scenarios.
It’s not like it’s impossible, they’re just the ones who refuse to have anything to do with men because of the way they’re made to FEEL like whores.
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So what? If they aren’t doing it, then why even care about their thoughts and ‘feelings’? Do YOU respect the thoughts and feelings of whores,strippers, and hookers? So, why should we worry about women who use any excuse to not do what they know will earn a man’s respect?
I’ll tell you what, next time you actually ask a woman why she’s a prostitute, ask her why.
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I don’t talk to prostitutes about why they do their job. I pay them to leave.
I’ll bet the majority of them were probably 5-years-old when they lost their virginity and it made them grow up thinking that’s all they were, so why the hell not live the life like it.
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Hey, it benefits men and makes the woman feel even more worthless by validating that she is in control of the men by controlling who has access to her body, which makes her worthless to a guy who would never do that sort of thing. Then when she is worn out and drug addicted, STD filled, she thinks someone cares about her choice. She will truly be alone and have no love.
the others, you’ll never see 5 metres from their mailbox. If that.
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Good. Men will still improve, stay better and she can get some exercise walking to the mailbox.
BOO!!
That oughta scare her off the computer.
Deathslayer
so if men and women can both have them and men love it….so women love it too……..
now theres a stupid reply!!!!!
Deathslayer
now theres a stupid reply!!!!!
In the Anglosphere, despite decades of feminism, there are no women like that - they simply do not exist. It’s all: ‘I’m entitled, so gimme gimme gimmee’… And so Anglo-American women are being left on the shelf with their cats, while Anglo-Saxon men snap up the better (and kinder) import models. Simple, really. And long may it continue.