Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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To speak of women as creatures devoid of a soul is to refer metaphorically to the typical woman’s lack of any intrinsic psychological depth or actual personality.
What makes you say that have no soul. What makes you say a soul is real? o.0 Can you posess something that isn’t real?
No woman can be described of as being *specifically* human.
Teen-aged girls are specifically not human (possessed of a soul, or gnostic self-awareness). I was not referring to teenagers in a generic sense. Get it right, if you get it at all…
Found a live version on youtube. Just curious.
Threshold of ‘humanity’… Teenagers are still human. You mean adulthood. Back to school for you too.
Michael is a frigid, passionless cunt who should watch her mouth and mind her manners. The cold, selfish American and Canadian women of today could learn alot from the puritanical Victorian moralists of the nineteenth century.
Ah, so you don’t like teen-aged girls? What a revelation. Well, not many people do…
Besides, a 19 year old girl is still technically an adult, surely? What is the threshold of ‘humanity’ for a human female, in your considered opinion? 16? 19? 22? 25? 30?
The notion that any woman possesses a sex drive is one of the great fictions of modern gender feminism. Most women are sexually frigid and non-orgasmic. As a matter of fact, most women have no clue as to what an orgasm is and will readily admit to never having experienced sexual desire whatsoever throughout the course of their daily lives. Only women who are hyper-masculinized or psychologically disturbed experience sexual passion.
By the way, I really appreciate how you are trying to lay that 18 centimeter crap on young men, as if they don’t have enough to measure up to already. But as long as the girls are respected and satisfied, I guess it’s OK. That’s all you seem to care about. Prick.
Make it even bigger, are you kidding?
What should No One get the read them first? That favoritism!
Very probably. Better start saving for that penis augmentation.
Because no one wants to read them.
BrettEastonEllis had the same complaint ;-)
It’s the seven centimeters, isn’t it? I knew it. I should have made it nine, or maybe twelve. Or better still thirty two.
Those aren’t the requirements for emotional security, they’re the requirements for sexual attraction, and as I said before, a woman does not need to feel sexual attraction in order to have sex. The biological need to have sex is all that is required, plus a guy that doesn’t act like he might be an abusive freak. The latter fall into the category of men that most women will not consider having sex with, as self-preservation overrides sex drive.
Learn to read. And then comprehend. I said “women”, not “teen-age girls.”
I think you have a problem wielding it successfully. Amongst other things.
Why are my comments always awaiting moderation?