Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Sorry, I’m new to this forum. I didn’t realize I was talking to the village idiot. My bad.
Well you may not be a woman…. but you’re ALSO not a MAN.
SO –>> MAN UP!!
If women are good at manipulating you into believing that you are inadequate - simply by opening their mouths and saying whatever bullshit they want - then you had better start changing things NOW.
No woman on God’s green earth could say ANYTHING to make me feel any less about myself. Are you fucking kidding me??? I can’t even believe you came out on a public forum and admitted something so rediculous.
Women have ZERO ability to manipulate MEN.
And they REALLY REALLY HATE it.
These men are usually referred to as JERKS, A-HOLES, PLAYERS….
and guess what –>> WE GET ALL THE PUSSY.
The only “males” they can manipulate –>> ARE WUSSIES. Weak men, without spines or sense of self, who crumble at the mere mention of how small their penis is - just because some idiot cunt started saying whatever she wanted - even though she has no fucking clue. . .. or even when she never met him.
WOMEN ARE ONLY GOOD AT MANIPULATING WEAK “men”. BECAUSE ONLY WEAK “men” WOULD LET THEMSELVES FEEL INADEQUATE OR ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE MANIPULATED AT ALL.
And WEAK “men” actually think that being NICE / KIND / GENTLE / CARING / SWEET / GENEROUS etc. is gonna get them laid. When nothing could be farther from the truth.
If you fall apart and fall for WOMANIPULATION,
And feel inadequte juts because she “says” you have a small dick.
Then poof! You just instantly disqualified yourself as a “MAN”
And slotted yourself in what women call — THE “NOT A CHANCE” CATEGORY.
MENAREBETTERTHANWUSSIES.
Yes they do. And I’m not a woman.
One of the reasons why women are not very good at many things, is that they don’t have to be. All they need to be good at is manipulating men. Then they have access to everything men produce. This is the one thing that women truly excel at. The success of feminism proves it.
ROFL!!!!!!!
Who told you that? Your shrink?
TRY HARDER.
Women don’t HAVE any power over men to make them feel inadequate. . . . no matter HOW HARD they insist. That’s why women are so fucked up in the head.
A woman will actually insist that a man has a small penis, EVEN WHEN SHE HAS NEVER MET HIM, nor seen his penis. Just look at all the idiot kunts who fail miserably at attacking DICK’s dick just because he posted the truth on his website.
WOMEN ARE POINTED AND LAUGHED AT FOR THAT.
It’s HILARIOUS.
Why dont you put your alleged power to better use, and practice getting yourself off instead of blaming men for not doing it for you.
Cute try, though sweety.
The answer is simple: psychological warfare. Insisting that a man’s penis size matters gives you the power to make him feel inadequate.
Oh really?? LMFAO!!!!
Fascinating. You women are so fucking retarded its not even funny.
And I’d like to thank you for making my point.
If you ‘never hear any complaints from lesbians’ - where there is absolutely NO PENIS involved - then why do you manholes pretend like penis size has anything to do with anything?????
We don’t give a fuck about what you think about anything, because you couldn’t make a point if you were paid for it.
••• “Women only hate sex because men are lousy lovers” •••
Jesus, woman. Its not a man’s responsibility to get you off.
In exactly the same way that its not YOUR responsibility to get HIM off.
MEN don’t blame WOMEN when they are lousy lovers.
We shut the fuck up, stop calling you, and just go out and get another one!!!!!
We understand its not YOUR job to get us off.
ITS OUR JOB TO GET OURSELVES OFF.
The issue is NOT whether or not men are “lousy lovers”.
The issue is –>> YOU think YOU deserve more than YOU actually do.
THAT’s the problem sweety.
Your idea of an “amazing lover” is based on completely unrealistic expectations, which you have made absolutely zero effort to EARN. All you want is men to give give give give and care care care while you do nothing but sit on your fat ass and take as long as you want to “DECIDE” if you should fuck him.
–>> You expect to sit on your ass on a first date and do nothing while he makes every effort to show you a good time.
–>> You expect to get taken out and extended every courtesy in advance, treat well, and paid for even though you have nothing to earn it.
—>> While you judge him on the shoes he wears and the car he drives. And base your decision to fuck him on THOSE things.
—>> You expect a man should be interested in living up to YOUR expectations even though he doesn’t know at all.
—>> You think YOU are the one who gets to decide if he is ‘getting any tonight’ and genuinely believe he needs YOUR permission to get lucky.
–>> AND THEN you expect HE should be interested being the lover you always wanted????????
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND???
A man’s penis size and desire to please his women is directly proportionate to the woman he is with. If your man has a no dick, no erection, no desire to fuck you or please you . . . ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT. Because all it would take to turn that around is –>> a WOMAN WHO IS NOT YOU.
Here’s a newflash for you….
MEN DON’T HAVE SEX TO PLEASE —> YOU.
WE HAVE SEX TO PLEASE OURSELVES.
IN FACT, WE DO EVERYTHING TO PLEASE OURSELVES
BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING TO PLEASE SOMEONE ELSE.
Get it??????????????????
THATS RIGHT, BITCH. YOUR SATISFACTION AND HAPPINESS AND FULFILLMENT IS NOT THE FIRST THING ON A MAN’S MIND. ARE YOU BEGINNING TO GET IT NOW????? AND YOU CAN NEVER BLAME A MAN FOR THAT. BECAUSE HIS IS SATISFACTION IS NOT THE FIRST THING ON YOUR MIND.
His MONEY is.
And each and every one of us knows it.
When a guy goes out to “have a good time”, enjoy himself, have a drink or three, socialize, he is not thinking about what hoops he jump through to please YOU. So you can stop talking like he supposed to.
MENAREWAYBETTERTHANWOMEN.
Men are better at being evil than women, just like we are better at anything else.
Okay, I’ve stumbled upon this site and this is the first thing I decided to read but wow - I’m guessing the guy who wrote it has a choad and is fat with serious body odour…
(not to mention, queer)….
It amuses me that someone can be so brainless.
Men are in no way superior.
Hitler? He had a dick so he must be better than me. This seems to be the way you think. Funny that no evil dictators have been women, isn’t it?
Well while this guy lives alone in a basment and fucks nothing but his right hand, I’m gonna forget I was ever here…
they are just after looks and want a man who is going to fuck them around, the nice guy will always finish last
Everytime you make my day, bola. LOL.
Hey Michael how are you? I see the time of your last post it 3.03 am. Are you in the US? Im in Poland. The is no reason thet we should communicate between lines, so let’s be more direct cool? which will aslo help with communicating with other gusy. They are good guys. Am I right about you, that you wanna share your exprerience with us? I foud what you wrote interesting and would like to exchange views. I suppose we all can learn from you and each other, right?
cheers,
You are a Japanese idiot? Thanks for clearing that up.
lol seriously? hahahahaha its spelled significantly. What makes you think I’m Protestant? I’m obviously not frigid. What the fuck makes you think im British, Canadian or American Look at my name shit for brains SAYURI I am Japanese idiot. So much for YOU being more intelligent.lol My boyfriend says to fuck yourself . You are pathetic.
I am not here to argue. Today.
Guys let’s give Michael a break. He came to this site for a unique reason, he wants to share with us his experience. I think of myself Im quite competent about women, but the learning process never ends, This really is a promissing conversation, just be a little more patient. If we keep attacking him, he will get back and we won’t find out what he has to say. Lets give him a chance to speak. Michael, please undestand us too. Let’s all keep an open mind, this time. Cool?
Hmmm, interesting I always felt that’s the case, but you are putting it quite nicely.
I’m surprised you missed the hyphen between “lower” and “functioning”. Your starting to slip, Mr. Projection.
What I’m saying is that with most women they need to feel a sense of emotional security for them to want sex with you. That’s been my experience. This is completely different men, who just need a 0.7 waist to hip ratio and some luscious breasts to get a serious stiffee. And this is the problem, but it is the way evolution intended it. Until feminism came in, which allowed women to have selective equality, and at the same time raised their standards for emotional security. As Helen Gurley Brown said: “Women want it all–the perks and the equality. ” Well, at least David Brown gets to shoot his semen in her face like a porn star (ref, if I recall: “facial” in Wikipedia). Frankly the thought of 80 yr old HGB receiving a facial is repelling yet compelling…gettin’ her “just deserts” I guess.
Manhole, like all other women you have a small brain and lower intelligence. Will you stop repeating the same insults over and over again like the mindless, lower functioning autistic lesbian you are in real life.
Because you are a psychopath. Even Dick’s computer knows.