Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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LMAO!!!! Mark! Hey buddy, get back to work.
CHRIS - RIGHT ON! They think their pussies are all thats required and if they are able to manipulate at the same time, then maybe they will get a free house and car. But until a woman is able to show me that she is actually worth it, I’m afraid her pussy is all that’s required…. and I won’t care if she hates sex or not.
Turn on the Discovery Channel.
Thats all life is –>> a GAME.
There are winners, and there are losers.
Humans are no different.
I ALSO thought the GAME was silly and stupid.
But it is NECESSARY.
And if you do it PROPERLY… it is really, really FUN.
Thats why I prefer to be called a Jerk, PLAYER, or a-hole.
Because that’s woman-speak for “A MAN I CAN’T MANIPULATE”.
And it’s precise then, that I know sex will happen in within minutes.
We mustn’t let modern society and our environment distract us from the fact that SEX and MATING is one of the VERY FEW NATURAL instincts we have left. The GAME must be played - and won - in order for the strongest of the species to survive.
People who don’t enjoy the game, don’t know how to WIN.
Women ALWAYS say “I don’t play games. I don’t want a man who plays games. And I HATE PLAYERS!!”
. . . but what they are REALLY saying is “I hate WINNERS and I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO KEEP A REAL MAN AROUND . . . and the only man I DO know how to keep around is a MAN WHO’S WEAKER THAN ME.”
@Chris- you have written an excellent primer on attracting women in courtship, good for you. You’ve pretty much said what any good book on meeting women would say.
However, I think your quick to condemn men who are kind to women a little to early in the process as “wussies”. I think its better to say that they don’t “have game.” I think most men out there want to be kind and respectful to women and so many will show that off immediately, which counter-intuitavley turns women off. I don’t blame men for this–these are probably great guys, that just have not learned to play the game–I blame women whose instincts demand that they are approached in a certain manner. I wouldn’t call a man keeping his cool in the courtship process as definitively strong. A man’s “strength”–that has to do with character–integrity, honesty, kindness, etc. Its all in the approach, a pathetic stupid game we men must play with women during courtship to lower their shields.
Interesting perspective… right back to you.
But I don’t “chase after women” AT ALL.
WEAK men “pursue” women.
They are the reason guys like ME get laid with zero effort whatsoever.
How many thousand times have you heard a woman say “I want a man who knows where he is going in life”????? Well, those words actually MEAN something.
Women DON’T want (and are not genuinely attracted to) MEN who ‘pursue’ women. MEN who pursue women go out of their way to extend attractive women - whom they barely know - rediculous compliments and courtesies in advance… even before she made any effort to earn it .
They shower her in compliments. They offer to BUY her drinks and dinner in an attempt to PURCHASE her attention and affection. They are super NICE and attentive, they CARE about what SHE wants (before knowing her last name), and they will even begin to pour out their FEELINGS on a second date . . . because they THINK that’s what she wants to hear.
While these NICE GUY gestures SEEM harmless, they are actually a form of MANIPULATION to get a girl to like him more. WEAK men think –>> “THE NICER AND MORE GENEROUS I AM, THE MORE SHE WILL LIKE ME”.
BUT IT FAILS.
Women are not attracted to weakness - EVER!
They KNOW when their attention and affection is being PURCHASED.
But most women don’t REALLY MIND. Especially AMERICAN women.
You know why???????? Because women are WHORES.
They think they just need to be good looking and attractive and strange men will drop what they are doing to give them shit for FREE!!!
DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM HERE???
As far as women are concerned , in a ‘relationship’ situation, a WEAK, wussy man who can be manipulated and who will do anything for her whenever she wants - EVEN BEFORE SHE HAS EARNED IT - would suit her fine.
Women get into RELATIONSHIPS and MARRIAGES with these men, because these men don’t present themselves to women as LOVERS . . . . . they present themselves to women as PROVIDERS.
Women know in ZERO-POINT-FIVE SECONDS which one you are.
“Is this guy a LOVER???” - (mistakenly known to women as player, jerk, asshole who gets what HE wants and lives HIS life by HIS terms)
or
“Is this guy a PROVIDER” - (will offer to take her out, buy her shit, compliment her, poor out his feelings, tolerate lousy behavior, while never being genuinely happy with her just so he can get laid regularly while she controls HIM)
THE LOVER and THE PROVIDER are the ONLY TWO categories of men out there (as far as women are concerned) and the MINUTE they meet you, they will TRY and figure out WHICH ONE YOU ARE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
Which one does a MAN want to BE?????
I know that I am not interested in PROVIDING for a woman I don’t know. I am not going to walk up to a girl and ASK HER PERMISSION to call her, or ASK PERMISSION to be kind to her, or ASK PERMISSION to spend my money on her, or WAIT FOR HER PERMISSION to get laid. That is a man who places HIS GOOD TIME on HER YES OR NO.
I am the one who decides ALL of those things. Whom I spend time with. When I fuck. My good time does not hinge on a woman’s YES or NO. I dont “ASK” for permission to pay attention to a girl. I have better things to do with my time BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE I AM GOING IN LIFE . . . which is the kind of man she REALLY WANTS ANYWAY!!!!
FACT: WOMEN ARE ALL OVER THE MAP.
THEY HAVE ZERO IDEA OF WHAT THEY WANT,
AND THEY HAVE ZERO IDEA OF WHERE THEY ARE GOING.
A man who pursues women will end up following her all over the map, and he will wind up NOWHERE no matter how much effort he makes to appease her.
“Im cold” she says.
He goes and gets her a blanket.
“Im hungry” she says.
He takes her out for dinner.
“I dont want Italian, I want sushi”.
He drives to the opposite end of town to appease her.
AND HE WILL PAY FOR IT.
You see how LAZY she is???? She just has to say 2 fucking words, and a WEAK, WUSSY will tolerate that crap, go out of his way to APPEASE her… and deep down he won’t like it one bit. He will keep doing this. She will know she needs to do nothing but whine and complain and he will APPEASE her……
This is how women MANIPULATE WEAK MEN.
And it is WHY WOMEN LEAVE AND LOSE INTEREST.
And the MEN ARE MISERABLE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME.
YES!!!!!!!! But YOU MUST HAVE UNFALTERING STRENGTH ABOVE ALL ELSE.
Or a relationship with a woman WILL FAIL and she will lose all attraction for you.
Which is a door that only swings ONE WAY.
MY brother’s wife will call out from the kitchen “Do you want chicken or steak tonight??”
He picks CHICKEN thinking the choice was up to HIM.
But PAY ATTENTION —>> what REALLY happened is that HE DIDN’T ACTUALLY SAY WHAT HE WANTED . . . HE CHOSE FROM THE CONTROLLED CHOICES SHE GAVE TO HIM. Most women will actually FREAK OUT AND THROW A FIT if you say what you REALLY want instead of picking from HER controlled choices.
That is an EVERYDAY occurance in relationships and marriages.
Its not called a compromise AT ALL.
Its not called a 50/50 relationship either.
SHE CONTROLS IT . . SHE CONTROLS HIM . . AND HE LETS HER GET AWAY WITH IT.
The examples of this are so staggering, I have troubling even saying it.
Exactly. Thank you for making my point.
SO WHAT?? Let her find some OTHER WUSSY to manipulate.
WE MEN HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO - AND MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO ACCOMPLISH IN OUR LIVES - THAN TO LET THEM BE CONTROLLED BY A WOMAN.
I hope she and her doormat will be very happy together.
MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.
I’m not sure about anyone else here, but I tend not to believe anyone when they say they’re a doctor, yet spell ‘doctor’ wrong….
You can’t kick them hard enough, as far as I am concerned. Men who allow themselves to be treated this way, deserve exactly what they get.
Can’t use your brain to make a living, eh? Good thing you have looks. Because if you did not, you would be the cheap 10-cent submissive to some bull-dike lesbian.
Do you know how many people go to hospital and end up even sicker?
You really think the performance of hospitals is going to improve now that qualified men are being replaced by less qualified women, due to affirmative action? Female doctors are going to work fewer hours, to avoid burn-out (already a problem amongst young female doctors) and to be able to care for children. Female doctors are also more likely to quit their career early to become full time mothers. So, not only are we getting doctors who are less qualified, but we’ll also develop a shortage of doctors.
Please explain to me, how this is going to save lives.
I’m a Docter!! and female lol
I’m dutch and i just saw you on the Dr Phil show here in Holland. It was hilarious! By the way, I love sex so you are wrong about that. Not all women are like that….
Anyway, I think this is really funny.. thank you!
Awesome lol. Believe what you like. I just remembered the saying “fighting on the internet is like the special Olympics. Even if you win you’re still retarded.” I will let you guys carry the torch, it’s cool don’t worry about it.
I also have better things to do, like being awesome and treating your fellow dip shits like shit. Stepping on their balls with my boots and what not , cause they beg me to.
I am a woman and I love sex, how do you explain that? Maybe I’m to dumb to realise that deep down I do hate it.
Dick and all chauvinists, I wish you guys good luck next time you end up in a hospital, since more and more docters are female. Is a female doctor still stupid and dumb, if she has just saved your life?
lol. Anyway this is stupid, I realize that there isn’t any point in arguing with a bunch of …. pathetic fucks. lol But thanks for the laugh, awesome!
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Translation:
Wow, these guys aren’t drooling over me because I said I was a girl. They also have the Classy Broads link to see great breasts so I can’t use that against them.
They also have logic and common sense and they are more intelligent than me, so I’ll pretend that they are not worth my time and use a shaming tactic to hurt their weak egos. I KNOW THEY HAVE WEAK EGOS, COSMO SAYS THEY DO…COSMO, YOU LIED TO ME AGAIN!!
BTW, a retreat is the same as a loss.
Once again:
MABTW for the win.
Deathslayer
Awesome example of bringing a knife to a gunfight. You are outclassed little girl. Go make cookies or cry to the bitches at ivillage.
In her “search” for being competent about men a women turns to be a dominatrix only to find out that she still is incompetent even as dominatrix.
Sayuri backs down and admits defeat. Some dominatrix she is. Deep in her heart she wants to be subdued, like every woman.
lol. Anyway this is stupid, I realize that there isn’t any point in arguing with a bunch of …. pathetic fucks. lol But thanks for the laugh, awesome!
Chris, you are a good guy, but you have missunderstood bola. He was not talking about himself when he said that women manipulate men or that he has a small penis or that he worries about it. He was talking about some men just like you did.
Your first post in responce to Gee was good it took some work too and you were right, and you got a little excited so you did not notice that bola is a man, a good guy and he is adding something to what you said, not contradicting you at all.
We guys here are not here to fight with each other, but to exchange ideas, even learn for each other and even like each other, like for ex me I like many guys here.
Are we cool?
Ps bola is a very cool guy
Interesting perspective. My theory is that what a woman wants is different during courtship than during a relationship. During courtship, she wants the “strong man” with his own views who appears not to be able to be manipulated. But then in the relationship she wants you to agree with everything she says; if you don’t she’ll get pissed off and find somebody else. Also, the “player” routine works great during courtship, but you definitely have to add the kindness/gentle/caring etc for the long run, if you want the relationship to last years and if the woman is reasonably intelligent. That’s when the woman pulls the entitlement crap and subtle manipulation, which I think many men put up with to a large degree to keep her happy/get sex after so much time was invested in building the relationship. So its not so easy to “man up” f you have years invested in a relationship. Your remarks, in my opinion, are to some degree ignorant bravado, or maybe you just chase after dumb women.
Jesus, are you SURE you’re not a woman?
Because that’s a women’s game.
And this is precisely where a MAN points and laughs at her.
Thanks “man”.
I almost blew coffee out of my nose.