Why women hate sex.

Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.

That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?

Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.

This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.

Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.

This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.

In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.

That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.

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Comment by john
2008-06-04 11:10:59 - IP Man-Hash: 233675d8e1499

wow….. this website is even more fucked up than i thought it would be… i’m a male and i think the views and opinions on this website are fucked up….and this is where one of you cunt faced Chauvanist say something like oh you think that b/c your owned by a women or some fucked up shit like that…. all i have to say is i hope your all comfortable in hell. There’s no excuse for ignorance…. so your all fucked

 
Comment by Kthxbye.
2008-06-04 09:54:47 - IP Man-Hash: 54ebef43c1679

“Why women hate sex.”

“Every woman is a cheating whore.”

LOLWUT.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-06-03 17:32:02 - IP Man-Hash: 7da606c085fc9

Commander Scott said:

The vast majority of women have a strong natural repugnance to all forms of sexual activity. Women are whores because many men will have coitus with practically anything that moves, simultaneously enabling most women to have sex for only money and status. However, rest assured; the overwhelming majority of women are sexless, frigid cunts who would probably reproduce asexually if they could.

What do you make of the fact that people with low IQ have far more children than people with high IQ? I wonder what the biological origins of this discrepancy are. After all, one would have thought high IQ to be an alpha characteristic selected for biological proliferation, but the opposite is true.

Also, 30% of women die in natural child-birth, which in itself can explain why women have evolved an aversion to heterosexual intercourse. Sex simply has very dangerous outcomes for them. Interestingly, comparatively large numbers of women are bisexual, and women instinctively prefer this ’safe’ (in reproductive terms) form of sexual activity to ‘dangerous’ hetero intercourse.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-06-03 16:58:13 - IP Man-Hash: 49ad5ec0b8c19

The vast majority of women have a strong natural repugnance to all forms of sexual activity. Women are whores because many men will have coitus with practically anything that moves, simultaneously enabling most women to have sex for only money and status. However, rest assured; the overwhelming majority of women are sexless, frigid cunts who would probably reproduce asexually if they could.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-06-03 16:49:52 - IP Man-Hash: 49ad5ec0b8c19

Kaitlyn said:

If all women hate sex, then why are we all also cheating whores? Just wondering.

Whatever empirical evidence exists concerning between-gender differential strength of sex drive suggests that women have very little or no sexuality worthy of comment. The fact that women seldom have any or no intrinsic motivation to seek out sexual gratification for its own sake simply reflects the fact that any woman of average appearance can attract virtually any man she desires; even the most physically repulsive woman experiences no shortage of potential mates. Given this, why would any woman need to feel any sexual passion whatsoever? It is obvious why a man would need to experience sexual desire or be intrinsically motivated to seek out sexual gratification for its own sake; one man can impregnate thousands of women in a relatively short period of time, thereby depriving similarly competing males of available females and making reproductive success gender assymetrical. Thus, because of the greater fecundity of the male, men are forced to compete for women as a scarce commodity within the confines of a heterosexual marketplace.

In order to have an edge in the ceaseless competition of dominant males for available females, evolution selected men as creatures possessing strong sexual passions because only those men who were genetically pre-grammed to be intrinsically motivated to seek out sex for its own sake were able to overcome the obstacles of male-male competition and successfully facilitate gene proliferation. Thus, because any woman can attract large numbers of prospective (male) suitors makes it unnecessary that any woman feel any degree of sexual desire whatsoever.

In other words, the overwhelming majority of women cannot be properly spoken of as really possessing any sexual passion because any woman can get pregnant whenever she wants. Most men will stand up and shag anything that moves with a hole between its legs. It is this fact of male sexual physiology alone that makes it virtually impossible for even the coldest, most physically repulsive woman on the surface of the earth to not find a boyfriend or husband.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-03 13:41:51 - IP Man-Hash: 7d87a3951cfd9

Greed for something they don’t have.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-06-03 13:39:48 - IP Man-Hash: 7d87a3951cfd9

Greed

 
Comment by Kaitlyn
2008-06-03 13:27:11 - IP Man-Hash: 939a68ded91ea

If all women hate sex, then why are we all also cheating whores? Just wondering.

 
Comment by Detached
2008-06-03 07:41:56 - IP Man-Hash: 857b5f0ddffaf

Lisa said:
If more women took the time to learn about…

Yeah, and pigs can fly out my ass when I command it.

 
Comment by Lisa
2008-06-01 23:38:25 - IP Man-Hash: 29618c25af0ff

Arbalest said:

Studio, this is called a woman stuck in a man’s body.

It is made out of self-esteem issues and bullshit.

Now:

Michael said:

Yes, it does. If you were good at sex, she would want sex purely for sex. If you’re shit at it, then she’ll being doing it for other reasons. Those reasons can only be: 1. so you stfu and stop nagging her to give you a blow job; 2. so she can fall pregnant because she wants a child and 3. cash for more clothes.

Your knowledge of sex couldn’t fill a pamplet. A woman’s pleasure is not completely dependant of the man’s size and ability. Even if the man has a small one women can get pleasure from it using kegals or PC exercises. Or she can find positions to suggest to her man so it’ll feel better. In fact there is so many ways for women to improve their experiences it’s not even funny. But instead they put all the fault on the man and expect the penis to act like a magical wand of pleasure to their trip to happyland. When women learn to stop treating sex as some rape tool and get confortable with their bodies THEN they can start complaining. And if a woman knows about kegals, they really wouldn’t have complaints in the first place. Hell even PMS can be reduced by days with bellydancing but women would rather rely on medicine with a plethora of side effects. So come back and talk about sex when you actually know about it, novice.

If more women took the time to learn about their own bodies, more women would love sex ( I certainly do). You are right in saying that women need to take responsability for their sexual satisfaction; talk to their partner and not expect him to be a mind reader. If a couple is going to have a great sex life they have to know what their partner enjoys. That’s not possible if the woman (or the man) doesn’t say anything As for kegals ….why any woman wouldn’t want to learn how to control and use those muscles is beyond me! Not only do you get amazing orgazims, but it heightens your partner’s pleasure as well.

 
Comment by Tommy
2008-06-01 17:31:12 - IP Man-Hash: 0fe28c9c30da2

bola said:

Anne said:

I am a woman and I love sex, how do you explain that? Maybe I’m to dumb to realise that deep down I do hate it.
Dick and all chauvinists, I wish you guys good luck next time you end up in a hospital, since more and more docters are female. Is a female doctor still stupid and dumb, if she has just saved your life?

Do you know how many people go to hospital and end up even sicker?

You really think the performance of hospitals is going to improve now that qualified men are being replaced by less qualified women, due to affirmative action? Female doctors are going to work fewer hours, to avoid burn-out (already a problem amongst young female doctors) and to be able to care for children. Female doctors are also more likely to quit their career early to become full time mothers. So, not only are we getting doctors who are less qualified, but we’ll also develop a shortage of doctors.

Please explain to me, how this is going to save lives.

 
Comment by Deathslayer
2008-06-01 08:19:20 - IP Man-Hash: 8b5461a217746

The first name you use pretty much says it all.
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Let’s face it, Classy Broads love Dick, other men want to be like Dick, and those who don’t get Dick are Dick-less.

Your perspective is ridiculous.
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He’s been around for 5 years and gaining in popularity. So, if he’s wrong, then when is someone going to successfully prove it?

You must aslo be an atheist to have such a superior attitutde towards women.
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Why? Women are supposed to be partners to men, not equals. That’s why they were created.

Your mother, I am sure is ashamed of you.
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Hmmm, he’s living his life as an adult, he’s making money, he has plenty of women and he’s happy. Why should he care what his mother thinks of him? Such a man who always asks his mother for her approval isn’t manly. Now, if Dick is to be manly, he isn’t gonna ask Mommy if he can say what he says. Besides, we all know plenty of mothers that are whores, so what makes them exempt from being exposed?

You make all men look like idiots.
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No, women already think that we’re all idiots. We let them think that and watch them fail time after time trying to be like us.

Women can think what they like. One day, they’ll actually be able to think independently instead of the herd mentality we always see.

Deathslayer

 
Comment by Tom Burnett
2008-05-31 18:21:09 - IP Man-Hash: ef5496e50c78d

The first name you use pretty much says it all. Your perspective is ridiculous. You must aslo be an atheist to have such a superior attitutde towards women.

Your mother, I am sure is ashamed of you. You make all men look like idiots.

 
Comment by ass
2008-05-31 16:20:03 - IP Man-Hash: 581fbcb6e2b76

LULZ

 
Comment by Michael
2008-05-31 06:02:38 - IP Man-Hash: 9e031151d6e3c

Needed man advice, in order to give it, I think we need more information, so I have a few questions for you, 1. what were things like 7 months ago? 2. What happened 6 months ago? 3. What are things like currently?

Also, have you heard of the 2 - 3 year love rule? Evolution has designed us to be most attracted to each other for a short amount of time, which is just long enough for the man and woman to have had a child and for it to be weaned. After which it can run off into the woods and raise itself.

You can get further advice here
http://www.newscientist.com/channel/sex/love

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-05-31 05:07:51 - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993

@Chris- you say that women are attracted to men that “know where they are going in life”, ie, alpha males–without a doubt that is true.

I know that my career has had its ups and downs–bad bosses, layoffs, etc—its a little difficult to maintain the above said attitude when these things happen. So does this mean we have to keep the life direction issues to ourselves and not express them to the women in our lives?

It seems a little unfair that women need our direction but will lose their attraction to us so quickly when out career falters.

But at the same time, we lose our attraction to them when they gain 20 lbs.

It makes sense: what we value so much in the opposite sex is what we want unconditionally.

So my view is now to try to work work/life directions out in the gym.

 
Comment by neededManAdvice
2008-05-31 01:50:25 - IP Man-Hash: 0a41042e9fe37

Hah, this site was exactly what i needed to see.. I started to read from the beginning, but I like the direction this forum has taken since its start a few years ago.

I am in a long distance relationship going on two years, and had a great sex life until about 6 months ago.. and haven’t been able to figure out what has gone wrong. I think based on the input here and especially Chris’ philosophy, that I am just becoming too attached/ getting too complacent. It’s hard for me to decide how much sex plays a factor in keeping a relationship, esp. as long as it’s been since we’ve been together. Thoughts are welcome, this discussion is sweet.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-05-30 18:09:36 - IP Man-Hash: 49ad5ec0b8c19

The differential strength in sex drive has traditionally been a source of animosity and conflict between both genders; many women, infected with a penis envy that has been extensively documented in the writings of Sigmund Freud, subconsciously wish to foolishly appropriate its awesome force and scope by claiming to know its very substance while proving themselves false to its power.

The fact that most women possess little sex drive and that many others, perhaps a significant percentage of the female population demographic, are completely frigid or so anaesthetized to all forms of human sexuality as to be immediately instinctively filled with a natural repugnance for it has always succeeded in poisoning past relations between the sexes; sadly it will continue to do so, contaminating the innocent minds of generations to come far off into the future.

Perhaps men will one day take to their laboratories in an attempt to correct that one sex difference, which really constitutes a grave deficit in human relations, that has proved a bone of contention long before the Book of Genesis was eventually compiled and given coherent form by the generations of Masoretic copyists forced to diligently transcribe it. Future research should probably focus on the rapid accumulation of objective data within such disciplines as neuro-endocrinology, genetic engineering, artificial intelligence, and biotechnology. An adequate knowledge of biochemistry would also be requisite for such a blessed and fortuitous venture. Maybe androgenic hormones could be synthesized from cholesterol and deliberately engineered to be chemically similar to the small quantities of endogenous testosterone manufactured by the female central nervous system. It is possible to speculate that the synthetic androgen itself could also be further designed as a testosterone-related peptide hormone whose activity would be solely confined to the regions of the female hypothalamus and amygdale. Given our knowledge that these regions of the brain play in activating those neuro-biological mechanisms that underlie both human and animal motivation, especially their role in the activation and regulation of the libido, it might be possible to tailor make a special designer hormone; one that would have no virilising properties, maybe being less potent than dihydrotestosterone, but a little stronger than androstenedione; one that would have immediate effects upon the site of physiological injection and begin the rapid sexual physiological of these regions of the female brain along masculine lines and whose enlargening effects would be limited to the hypothalamus and amygdale. Perhaps chemists and neurologists will be able to one day rewire the neural networks within the sex centres of the female brain to only specialize in the manufacture of this synthetic androgenic steroid. If such were accomplished, the ability of a bio-engineered female brain to manufacture large quantities of endogenous androgenic hormone whose neurological effects would be confined to the pre-optic nucleus of the medial amygdale and the optic nerve of hypothalamus, but whose behavioural effects would result in a massive increase in promiscuous sexual activity, female indulgence in wanton licentiousness and orgiastic perversity; in short, the dramatic orientation of society towards a reverential celebration of the pleasures of orgiastic licence.

Men not able to satiate their own desires for carnal knowledge in the present life should possess the option of being cryogenically frozen until the time comes when the female central nervous system will one day be bio-engineered to feel and experience the explosiveness and indiscriminate thrust of male sexual passion; after all, a pleasure deferred maybe the sweetest pleasure of all. Nevertheless, we are the denizens of the present and must confront ourselves and our lives as they have been revealed to us before our eyes by the objective physical reality that envelopes all of us.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-05-30 16:56:22 - IP Man-Hash: 49ad5ec0b8c19

Anne said:

I am a woman and I love sex, how do you explain that? Maybe I’m to dumb to realise that deep down I do hate it.
Dick and all chauvinists, I wish you guys good luck next time you end up in a hospital, since more and more docters are female. Is a female doctor still stupid and dumb, if she has just saved your life?

Every single woman on the surface of the planet is a frigid cunt with a great hatred for all forms of sexual intercourse. The only thing any woman enjoys about sex is the money and power that comes with having it. You stupid bitch! Don’t you know that women have smaller brains and lower IQs than men? Obviously, any woman who becomes a doctor does so because of the affirmative action policies that are popular with the current Western governments in power.

 
Comment by Kain
2008-05-30 05:30:50 - IP Man-Hash: 6846e925562b4

I agree with everything said and also have my own two cents.

Women not only hate sex because yeah, they might not be very good at it or they feel guilty or even might not get those pair of shoes they are having sex with this particular man to get, but I believe because it is so easy for them to get sex that it makes them hate it.

Now let me explain that a little. Take your average guy. Think of:

-How much advice he has to get
-What cologne he has to buy
-The haircut he needs
-The MONEY (VERY IMPORTANT) he has to show for
-What musical instrument he plays

so on and so forth..

I’m not saying having these things is always a ploy to get laid, but it certainly is a step towards getting it. Now take a woman. As insecure as women are about how they are gonna get attention, they throw on some cheap make up, put on a miniskirt, take her hair down and look like a complete slut and she’s gonna get some. THAT SIMPLE. They complain idiotically about guys gazing at them and guys hitting on them, well thats how easy it is for you to get sex you dumb bitch! For guys, unless your some fucking celebrity or the lead singer of a band (keep in mind you need to be well known as well) chicks most likely will not approach you for sex. The challenge for us as guys makes us like it more because its harder to get.

I believe that could very easily be part of the reason they hate it, something that is supposed to be a challenge is coming off so easy. I don’t care how fat and ugly a chick is, there are probably atleast 5 dudes in a crowded room she walks into that would fuck her as long as she doesn’t tell anybody about it, drunk or not. Women are just…retarded when it comes to sex.

 
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