Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
Related Articles:
Pages: « 278 … 255 254 253 252 251 [250] 249 248 247 246 245 … 1 » Show All
I think he wrote this the day a girl said no when he jumped on her with lusty eyes.. lol…. or when the whore who usually payed said.. ” sorry you dont have more credit honey”
Yeah, that’s why the word ‘apartheid’ derives from the Dutch language.
Doesn’t matter what you think- you will be living under Sharia law soon enough. You are fucked, dike-boy. Hope you think a woman in a burka is sexy.
Im a man you dickface, wouldnt hide being a woman XD
maybe dutch people arent as rednecked as you are. site like this, MUST be American. and maybe you should face it, YOURE JUST LOSERS
the only pussy youve ever had was one at a funeral, in a coffinXD
yes yes yes
Since AGES……. A girl ALWAYS knew and WAS PROGRAMMED that HER PUSSY is her worth
so if she looses it ….. then her worth becomes less and less and reaches a WHORE….
which is what we see in the WEST
So what they do is THEY PRESERVE their PUSSY or play with some Toy or become LESBIAN
Bcz ALL A BITCH IS PROGRAMMED ABT IS HER FKN PUSSY
Also ALL WOMEN KNOW THAT THEY CAN MAKE MORE MONEY USING THEIR PUSSY than THEIR BRAINS
The real reason women hate sex is because they actually have to do something. For example:
A stud on Wall Street is known as “A Big Swinging Dick”.
What’s a woman on Wall Street? ‘A Big Swinging Vagina”?
Fuck no. In the first place, vaginas can’t swing, they can only sling. And the only reason they sling is so they can get money from some Big Swinging Dick who makes so much money he gets stupid and spends it on a Big Slinging Vagina. After all, every man needs stress relief.
Miss Imanu
or lets SAY TRANNY IMANU….
Why u disguise urself as A MAN….
Females ARE BITCHES…..
They want SOMETHING FROM U
Either SEX -or MONEY
And there is NO FORMULA TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
Bcz THEY ARE BITCHESS
Which is why many GUYS FAIL
…….
End of Story….. Guys learn from us….
we are the winners
Hahahhaha, this has been so obviously written by a woman.
- If you treat your woman badly, it’s YOUR FAULT.
- If your woman treats you badly, it’s YOUR FAULT.
Any man man who falls for this, deserves exactly what he’s going to get.
I think that you, (Dick) has had some very nasty experiences with women.
to rectify some things you said, I posted this, as a man. a REAL man, who unlike you, treats women with the respect they deserve. I’m not like “men are rats” or something, I just think we’re all equals. we’re all human, and we all bleed red blood. perhaps the women you’ve been with (if any woman has ever been so stupid to go out with you) are just the golddigging bitches you’re talking about. I know what love is. you obviously don’t.
1. a woman is not something that just smiles and sucks dick.
2. a woman is a person, just like you, and has feelings.
3. a woman needs a person with whom she can socialize and trust. (I think you might have skipped this part if I hear you going on about women)
4. a woman needs someone to be there for her, who loves her more than him/herself. (regarding women as a lower social race or something won’t help)
5. if YOUR WIFE hates sex, it would be because you are really a n00b at it, because women also have this feeling called lust. if you treat her like shit, how can you expect the sex to be good?
6. surely there are women who are just fucking bitches, but if you fall for that kind of thing for like 300 times (which I think you have) you are just stupid. I would like to fuck you up badly if I knew you, just because I know it would piss you off.
in other words, just learn to regard a woman as an equal. and not some stupid spoiled whore, but a REAL woman. my girlfriend is a real woman. she isnt at all what you try to make a woman look like. learn to respect her feelings. and if she treats you as if you’re shit, by cheating and not wanting to have sex and if so very shitty sex etc, etc…
then you’re doing it wrong. really.
well, well, i must say this website is quite interesting. i love to debate and these topics are not the average. all i am going to say is a man can not speak for a woman and neither a woman for a man. as a woman. a real one. i enjoy sex with my boyfriend ever since the day we did it. a couple of years later its still the same person and great. i hope he enjoys it. he says he does and we go at it still at least twice a day between our busy schedules. so my thoughts on sex as a woman is that it is ok until you find the one who connects with you on more than one level. i am not talking about the same ol ” that’s our song” or “movie” or this is our “anniversary” day type bullshit. but mind sex too! when someone stimulates with or without physical activities. thats why I like sex with my significant other. as for the author. i am sorry you fell this way toward the female sex but guess what you disgrace women with your mouth and at the same time you curse your own MOTHER> any one who does this has no heart. our purpose should be to love one another despite differences. our problem is not America or any other country. its the people who run it. always has been and always will be the source of divided nations and worlds.
I am going to sleep with a smile tonight, Dick. I just saw the excerpt in which a boasting fatass got stopped in her tracks by the treadmill comment. She looked disoriented for a moment, they are not used to having a man stomping on their bitching with a calm remark. Hats off to you for being able to keep your cool on a tv set where everything, including that patronizing host, was set to make you look bad.
I disagree with the fact that women don’t like sex. Feminists like to convince themselves they are holy and prude, but except from cases of psychological abuse, ALL women like sex, and need it as much as men, no matter how much they will tell you they don’t. Those feminists in denial should realize that there are more sex crime offenders who are men only because of mechanical reasons. If men were constantly in erection by default, i guarantee it would be another thing. Feminists will NEVER convince me of their “righteousness”. Saying they do men a favor by having sex, they don’t need it as much. Lying hypocrites. And one other thing that is never said is that women have NO EXPERIENCE on how to handle a rebuttal, i lost a job interview because i refused the advances of the interviewer, and i did politely. We men are supposed to show a good figure, while they get the right to throw me off a chance for a job. That is called sexism and it was a good kick to her pride which is based on the fact that men are all stupid animals with a one mind track. If more of us did that, they would cut the bullshit at one point and be tough feminine women with strong personnality, not women harboring the traits of men to prove she is a woman.
I have a feeling this guy is into dominatrix, safety-word “feminism”
chicks like little dicks. i have a big fat dick and chicks wont let me fuck their ass. Why do they think a little dick is an insult? They cant handle a big dick anyway.
i will never give a bitch shit except my big fat dick in her ass and fat load in her fucking nasty ass ball sucking mouth. Women think they can get whatever they want with her pussy. If you really want to piss off a skank tell her that her pussy stinks and she needs to shave her ass. it works every fucking time. And you are not lying. Pussy does stink. we only pretend that it doesnt. beer tastes like shit and we still drink it.
women insist to be treated like a lady. They fuck and suck dick for a meal and lick balls to pay their rent. Thats a fucking whore. i was married thirteen years and the bitch ruined my life. i never got any pussy from her so i went and got it elsewhere. she had me thrown in jail and i lost my firefighter job in the city. i am now accused of domestic violence because i got some strange. fuck california, fuck the united states and its fucked up liberal laws. the bright side. they always think they can have whatever they want with no penalties. Pro choice and her big ass fucking mouth just got the bitch a one way ticket to hell. Trade me up for another motherfucker that is willing to put up with her shit and never get any pussy. that bitch is fucking crazy. sick bitch
What is woman?
In a tribute to heterosexual pederasty as the highest expression of male sexual behaviour, very much in line with the standard Greco-Roman tradition once mightily extolled by the disciples of Plato, that great observer of female nature, le Marquis de Sade, quotes from the poet Martial:
Contrive what she will, however she turn, a woman can be nought but a woman. (pg. 494)
An intellectual apprehension of this fact is the starting-point of de Sade’s philosophical speculations on the nature and identity of the feminine within human relations. Le Marquis de Sade, the freest spirit who has yet existed and the divine marquis sprung from the surreal imagination of Guillaume Apollinaire, spoke highly of women as whores, but heaped a most ferocious vitriol upon those other incarnations of the feminine such as mistress, wife and mother.
The whore is the ideal woman because she pushes the instrumental rationality of the Enlightenment to the extreme; the whore’s function within the new society of de Sade is to take absolute liberty beyond the outer limits of established morality and social prescription.
Amongst all women, only the whore is truly liberated; only she has the ability to withstand the mass slaughter that will presage the emergence of the Unique, the man who triumphs over all men through sheer wickedness and the very sangfroid of both his manner and temperament. Of the mass of womankind, the opinions and maxims of le Marquis de Sade are not at all favourable; woman is the ministering servant of love and the abject slave of Christianity, the antidote to which could only include the wretched concubinage of an Oriental harem, bouts of licentious vice, including bacchanalian orgies of lust in which the male desire for variety is fully gratified, and an endless string of infidelities. Moreover, the human female represents man in a state of brute degradation; she is an undeveloped man, a crude prototype of the anatomically correct human male; she is the castrated male of Freudian psychoanalysis. As le Marquis de Sade cavalierly observes in a footnote to “Juliette or Vice Amply Rewarded,” the author’s great masterpiece of erotic seduction:
The difference between a man and a woman, of this we may be perfectly confident, is quite as pronounced, quite as important as between man and ape; our grounds for refusing to include women in our species would be quite as valid as refusing to consider the chimpanzee our brother; next to a naked woman stand a man of the age and naked too; now examine them attentively, and you will be at no pains to discern the palpable and marked difference which (sex aside) exists in the composition of these two beings; you will be obliged to conclude to woman is simply man in an extraordinarily degraded form; there are internal differences as well, and these are brought to light by anatomical comparison: the dissection should be performed carefully and simultaneously. (pg. 511)
On the basis of this rich fodder le Marquis de Sade has provided for the spirit of our philosophical investigation, we must begin by establishing an operational definition of what we mean to say by the term “woman.” It is only through clarifying the meaning of the word itself that we can come to any really firm conclusions as to the limits of patriarchal dominance itself and the resolution of those problems within the greater society which produce a significant amount of tension between the sexes.
In brief, a woman is a real and visceral threat; a creature worse than any infection of bubonic plague or sexually transmitted disease. A woman ultimately constitutes a grave misfortune to all those exposed to her. She is a blot on the handiwork of Nature; a series of lamentations sent spiralling heavenward in a vain attempt to beseech the gods for mercy.
Who says they’re even good at that?
Yep. Not diamonds but the law is a girls best friend. In Mexico they’ve accepted a law that can send a man to prison for up to 5 years for jealousy or indifference.
Any young men reading this: don’t get married. The legislature is out of control. We’re not fucking kidding.
Also: pass it on.