Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Women don’t hate sex. Women hate sex with selfish egomaniacs who think that their holy presence should be enough to make any woman happy. And if, for some unknown reason, she doesn’t seem to be quite impressed they decide it is her who is at fault (stupid woman does not know how to appreciate my wonderful self!)
If you think you hate women then you’re probably gay anyway, and you don’t really hate them - you just hate yourself.
Or you’re just crap in bed and want to blame someone for that.
Either way, I feel sorry for you. Hang on… no, not really.
I don’t give a damn.
That’s pretty devastating coming from a racist.
You are all redneck idiots!! Grow some balls you pieces of white trash shit!! Anyone that disrespects women in this way cannot truly call himself a man…it is very clear that you either have no respect for your mother or you had a very disturbing childhood. I am not sure how in the hell you are even finding women to sleep with you but the women you are sleeping with and that you interact with are the reason you are able to have this ridiculous discussion. Those women give all other women a bad name and you give yourself a bad name…you think with your dick and probably work at a gas station.
When did I ever say anything about being penetrated with a dildo by some frigid cunt? First of all, the passive position should only be assumed by the human female; this is because all women are both biologically and intellectually inferior to men and should be, by logical extension, socially subordinated to the dominant male. Secondly, stop spinning frivolous tales about me, you pathological liar; I have no need to hide behind a façade of make-believe and I am courageous enough to proclaim the truth of female intellectual and biological inferiority to the whole world.
I do, however, admit that the female anus is much prettier and cleaner than the vagina; atleast it doesn’t bleed incessantly, squirt pus, or from its clammy lips, emit a tremendous stink so bad as to kill every living organism within a 20 yard radius.
Personally, I don’t ever eat Asian….
I find I am always HORNY an hour later.
LMFAO!!!!!!
you think i’m asian because my name is sushi? that’s hilarious.
and it’s godzilla, you dolt.
You appear to have a fixation with assholes, Commander. That was quite evident when I first posted here when you suggested that you might enjoy a woman using a strap-on on you, even while the neighbors were watching. To me, this sounds like you would like to make a confession to the denizens of this site your true nature; it will not suprise us indeed.
Lets get this straight sushi, Im not talking to you, mainly because you are asian and usually asian chicks suck cock very poorly, They are usually into hot wax, spakning, and all that s/m shit, which is too exausting as everyday routine, so go away and play some with the Gozilla.
i’ve never called anyone here gay or a loser, sillyhead.
@ CS
See what you have done, you just have mentioned hot wax and such and you woke up sushi. She was sleaping in the sea next to Gozilla but she was kind enough to take a break form her “extremely exciting life” to get some attentions from “gays” and “loosers”. Again.
Cheers, CS.
hot wax you say?
REALLY??
Great!!! then why don’t you licking my ass & throating my cock to the balls. Really put a spit-shine on it! Because I’m going to hammer your asshole, and pussy ball deep . . . . then I am going to shoot all over your face and finish draining my balls in your mouth.
I can’t wait.
If you really like sex that much why don’t you come over to my house, bend over and let me fuck your asshole as hard as I can. After I’m finished, you can fellate my shit-stained bloody cock while I pour hot wax over your naked, quivering body and stuff my clenched fist up your rectum.
Who are you kidding, you frigid, asexual cunt? Women hate sex because they’re lousy at it and their bodies weren’t designed for it; sex is for male gratification only.
In short, women like you only deserve ass-to-mouth, as the afore-mentioned scenario so deliciously illustrates for our public edification…
Read the number one rule of this site, you dumb bitch. No women allowed.
I you really like sex then come over to my place and suck my cock and tonque my ass before it, just for starters.
WOW. women definantly do not hate sex, maybe they just hate sex with you, since you have obviously never been able to please one.
jesus fucking christ, you are pathetic.
The term “boyfriend” is another word for a gelded male who has a vagina for a brain and allows himself to be manipulated like a marionette by some overbearing woman who happens to be a baby-obsessed control freak at the same time. Any “man” who allows himself to be identified as a “boyfriend” in some emasculating relationship is really a person who lacks both dignity and self-respect for himself. Only a male coward would submit to becoming a wage-slave for some frigid, castrating bitch who has nothing else to offer but a loose cunt and a shrivelled, dried up womb; true manhood is about rational self-sufficiency and thinking independently for oneself, without having to depend on someone as a crutch for ones’ internal moral and intellectual weakness.
Chris, I love you MAN.
@STUDIOLINE
LMFAO!!!! Exactly.
“Im starting to lose faith in the humanity of men . . . .
but every man I know is amazing. I am so special.”
What a fucking clueless cunt.
SHE: “Please CARE that I am starting to lose faith the humanity of men,
And change yourself or I will lose my faith.”
MEN: “Suck my cock.”
FAILED, attempted Blackmail is right.
No you wont lose faith, you are only trying to blackmail that if we wont do otherwise then you lose your faith as if we are supposed to be scared LOL. But you can’t lose what you dont have You never had faith in men you only want them to chease you, and this way you are hoping to frame us men into chaseing you or other women as they will do the same for you - it’s called “egg solidarity”. You dont have a faith in men you only trick them, which is the opposite to faith. Women like you had tricked us with this for dacades. But your BS is too transprent to us now. And there is nothing you can do about this, because men know it and now are spreading this info with each other. Even shutting the whole internet would help now, so you trully wasting your time. One thing is sure - you will have to deal with lack of trust from men, which women like you have abused for so long and still you are trying to do the same.