Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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This is the Gayiest piece of shit site I have ever seen. Dick you have no life dude. Your obviously a perv that just wants to fuck lil boys up the ass! hahahahahaha Lameeeeeeeeeeee!
Hey and im suprised Dick can answer the phone ,you think he would have a mouth full of dick
oh and to the freak that said you always win your full of shit any guy that acts like an idiot around me will be gone outta my life without any worries,and the flowers and crap you guys give suchhhh crap just stop.
Oh hey and guys check out the movie teeth lol sometimes i wish that was true haha then maybe you guys would be half alright. ps:bring on the comments cause i aint coming back here ever so have fun losers. and i dont hate anything just males that make stupid sites like this and bash innocent chix, i mean damn dont we get enough of your shit already. that one guys ok that posted something good and to the girls on here you know how men so keep fighting this stupid site
oh fuck i didnt talk proper shoot me!
This fucking site is so stupid,women hate sex cause that all thats on a guys mind i mean damn it gets old quick and i find pleasure out of other things. plus it doesnt feel all that great anyways and you guys get all the fun. anthor thing is sex ruins people i mean you guys cheat cause you cant keep it in your pants and i think thats so retarted ,and with us with money i mean shit why not if you guys can get sex from us why cant we get money? i dont care for it myself all i would like is a guy that doesnt just want to fuck and that can actually love someone 8ut you know that cant happen. sorry girls dont suck at sex we just dont like it cause it does nothing 4 us. and girls only pretend to like it to make you guys happy. your all freakn dogs and need to shut the fuck up a8out sex or you guys so stupid that all you know? it seems that way. grow the fuck upppp hahahaha yeah righttttt like that will happen theres way more to life
Learn to spell, woman_woman.
Then you’re the biggest disgrace to mankind of this century. You can’t even spell or punctuate.
this is absolutely the stupidest website i have ever seen in my life.
dick, you live up to your name well.
girls must have made fun of you when you were young, so now you’re a chauvenist.
i hope you wake up with lorena bobbit standing in front of you with your tiny dismembered penis in her hand.
yes, i am a man who posted this.
*Contractions are an amazing part of the English Language. Contractions use apostrophes to blend two words together as a means to prevent you from looking like a retard when formulating sentences as such: “your not educated”, unfortunately, you are not educated. Before you attack someone re-read what you write, no matter how “complex” the sentence structure is (subject and predicate (optional: modifiers))
And by the way girls do you know why we men win each and everytime with you? For that we do just one thing, we only say what things really are, while you strugling at recalling your game. You are blinded by a compulsion to win with us for any price. How fucked up is that???
Did you know that people who write I this way you do - “i” have low self esteem? well you should, as an educated person. I guess that screewing your ass by yourself is not working the way it supposed to.
Gezz LOLOL
lol mother nature is a sexist according to cunts, whos ass are tewaching form screewing themselves up their asses.
So you’re having a discussion with ‘illiterate, uneducated’ people and still you’re struggling to get the upper hand?
Mother Nature is a sexist. Your struggle with reality is really not my problem.
It is astonishing how females who are cunts are sure of themself and at the same time wrong.
great responses…clearly i have proven my point…your not educated.
Especially someone else’s money!
And there you go again, geez form a line there
Bola you are a Sexist and I think the reason that you hate women is that you are threatened by them…You speak like an illiterate, uneducated individual. Im very certain that you must not have much success with women due to you ridiculous views, your appearence or maybe just the underlying reason that your an asshole! Good luck with your miserable life and as for women that want to be submissive that is your choice. There are many very successful, intelligent women that choose to not live under the rules of thier spouse and most intelligent men find it attractive that a woman can bring not only passion but intelligence to the relationship. Men that dont agree are clearly not very educated and feel threatened by a woman with an education.