Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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About CEO you’re wrong , in the first 500 top companies ,men CEO in those companies were .497 .
About the fact that girls are doing better at math , chemistry , physics , biology every year , that’s because they just want to copy more , but they copy for nothing because it’s no good for them , they don’t understand how math , chemistry , physics , biology , because this is how men divided the way universe works . Here I will copy one of my comments because I’m tired to rewrite it , and you’ll understand that women compared to men are ZERO.
I never said women can’t learn , it’s the way you learn , you learn by copying and memorising, men learn by making logical spatial mathematical physical chemical cognitive thinking . That’s why men don’t bother learning in school to much, because that’s how they think , they don’t need school , those men that learn in school are those that really evolve the technology.
All you learn in school is man made 100% , no women came up with a theory about anything , with no laws in math and etc ,only men did , because that’s how men brain works .Women brain works by memorising and copying what she sees , because scientifically testes showed that when men and women think at the same thing they use different parts in brain , when thinking at anything , any shit , we use different parts of the brain .
Men thinking has revealed how the universe works, and men divided it in math , physics , chemistry and biology. Women can copy this , but can’t do anything with it , because women do not learn by understanding what they learn , just by copying , men learn by understanding. It’s a huge difference when it comes to say what way is more valuable .Men way of thinking represents 4 million years of evolution on life on this planet , so if you can copy us but that doesn’t mean we are equal .
Men were build to evolve the species , androgens are man hormones , they’re steroids , that pump up the body and brain if they’re present when the fetus develops at 6 months , in life they are needed to sustain it , and this androgens coupled with the other men genes made this thinking posibile and the body bigger and stonger with muscles and strong bones , and 13% bigger brain too.
So I don’t say women are dumb when it comes to learn something , because they can copy those things , but women don not understand not even a bit of what are about , just what they are good for , they make links between information , what is where , and what were belongs . Men on the other hand learn only by understanding , they don’t copy anything ,because this is how men brain works .
Even though you can copy man made things , that doesn’t make us equal when it comes to whom would have been more advanced if it were only men or only women. If there weren’t men , women would not have whom to copy , and probably never got down from the trees in the jungle , and remained just a another specie of monkeys. While men would have been much more advanced than they are now , because the constant need for reproduction it’s a waste of time ,just 2 minutes a year would be more than enough to release sperm, this assuming that babies would have been made somehow .
@ Hater, you are so clueless and hopeless that I even don’t have to insult you, and you are doing all that work,
ciao.
you are the dumbest creature i have ever met.
you actually convinced your self that woman like rape.
your hopeless.
People like you should die.
Now woman rape men.
Just forget your site will be shut down soon anyway.
i already reported all the creepy rapists on here.
Yep good point there
here is what I say about women raping men like talking about cutting their dicks and such
Women do it for the “kicks” to see what kind of bs they can get away with. Shame on you girls. You basically want to rape a man for the ‘kicks” and when a man would rape a woman just for the “kicks” that you say makes you sick? So you wanna hurt other human being based on a gender and you try to justify it somehow????
There is no way that posting and reading the material here can be good for your self-esteem at all Heather. I would totally just leave and ignore it if I were you. You should also seek counseling about the rape/men issue.
Sarah, shaming language doesn’t work on us. Go fuck yourself and fuck off this website.
And THAT, gentlemen and ladies, is why sites like this and opinions like these exist.
(Sorry for the triple post. I can’t decide if it makes me three times as manly, or three times less competent.)
Also, it’s pretty funny how you came on here to criticise sexism but ended up ranting about female supremacy and how men should pander to female standards.
What were you searching for?
Just came across this website on a google search.
Man whoever is responsible for this website is a sad individual.
I can’t believe its for real?
Maybe its a women posing as a man to try to discredit men?
I mean lets face it most men are lovely and most men and women are happy together.
But if it really is a guy who is responsible for this I feel sorry for you because you obviously just need a big hug and some love. You have either been seriously deprived of love as a child/human being (my guess is you had a bad mother whom you crave love from but its not forth coming) or you feel seriously threatened by women in this world. I mean women have much more power than men will ever have (apart from physically of course). Women can seduce men if they need to (evolution and all that), there are more and more world leaders/politicians/CEO’s who are women and girls are doing better every year at traditionally male subjects like physics/maths/engineering. No wonder you feel so defensive and angry.
But really there is no need to worry. Most men are great and have a lot to offer. You are probably an ugly bloke and can’t attract women? There is someone for everyone. Just get yourself a nice haircut, have a shower, wax your back if needed. Make sure your teeth are nice - bad teeth and bad breath are an instant turn off. Try being positive perhaps? You are a very negative individual and this comes across I imagine when you meet women. Just try to be a nicer person and it will happen.
In the meantime use this website to get out all your pent up anger and then abandon it and never go back.
Good luck.
Lmfao!!!!!! HAAA… like the whole time i was reading that ummm… what do you want to call it? “piece of shit” maybe?? yeah. lol. idk.. but um, heather, give up honey men are helpless at this point.
Man, high School mst of sucked for you huh??
Well I am sorry your love life has not been completely satisfying. (WOW im still laughing my ass off)
This was all a very good read. Like a bed time story.
im so very glad that there are so few of you “people” who somehow came upon this mindset. But I have to admit, you do keep the world slightly more interesting.
Have fun masturbating for the rest of yourlife.
The best of luck to you all.
So wait, you mean to tell me that all women just lay there while you insert, thrust, and repeat?? Well for one, its no wonder you hate women, because the ones you’ve been nothing but incredibly boring. Not that you deserve anything else. I don’t think you are making a broad generalization, just a generalization of broads. Because I’m no broad, and I happen to love a good deep dicking as much as a flaming homosexual would. I’m just utterly confused by your statements, and I don’t see how much of it applies to anyone but your own little bitter fucked up world, with an erie skewed perception of women. You obviously need to get out of the cave you live in a little bit more and meet a real woman.
All of what you said above shows a conceited side of you, simply because you are a female. So, why do you expect respect?
I am 60% gay and my cock doesn’t get hard at most women. So, why do they expect respect in advance from men? Because they think their cocks are hard?
Women are really stupid. They think men will keep treating them as it was 100 years ago.
You expect respect? So you should show respect to expect it. Being a female doesn’t mean you should expect respect. Only by being respectful can you expect respect.
Micho
Who the fuck do you think you are?
If I ever caught you talking to ANY man, much less THE man in such a manner, you would have also caught five fingers to the mouth. What is with the rape tangent?
Furthermore, if you really cared, you would post something a bit more intelligable and cohesive; good god it looks like an instant message.
Plus she is fat. Just ask her how much she weighs…she won’t tell.
I’m a man and men are classier at being fat than women, so I can admit that I’m fat. Not as fat as some, nor as fat as I’ve tried to become, but I’ve got this beautiful porker of a belly that just makes me weep from sheer joy at its classy beauty.
Wow women are stupid, Heather proves my point
@SAL. No appology required. Heather is just not nearly as smart as you think she was. ;)
@SAL - YES HE DID.
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@SAL