Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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The administration of corporal punishment to a disobedient spouse or mistress is one of the cornerstones upon which Western jurisprudence has rested for hundreds of years. Even the great English jurist Blackstone admitted, in his “Commentaries on the Laws of England”, that because women are the property of men, they should be disciplined often and frequently for any signs of misbehaviour. We must remember that women are both biologically and intellectually inferior to men; it is because women are a lesser evolved subspecies of primitive hominid that men should be allowed to treat women however they wish.
JACKASS, YOU NEED TO GO GET AN EDUCATION. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE THE IQ OF A FUCKING SOAPDISH.
Women hate sex… Women hate sex with everyone and everything… Women really hate sex… Almost all women hate sex… The clitoris? Women despise the clitoris for the frigid organ that it is! Has anyone ever mentioned the clitoris to another woman? Why, they lose their tempers right away! Even most women know how truly frigid and sexless they really are! But shhhhhh… A woman’s sexual frigidity and strict monogamous inclination is a woman’s secret; anyone who knows that women hate sex has penetrated the veil of inner female darkness.
When I’ve met a woman who doesn’t like sex I’ll be sure to return to this site and tell you all about it. Also, perhaps one may assume that a woman’s experience with men who are bad at sex may be the reason for her dislike? HELLO…stop blaming women for everything thats wrong in your life…
So… does the assertion that women are bad at sex, coupled with the assumption that you enjoy good sex make you gay?
WE DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL AND SMELLS LIKE ASSHOLE,BECAUSE YOU KEEP PORKING THESE OTHER GAY LITTLE BOYS ON THIS SITE IN THE BUTT. MAYBE YOUR MOMMY CHEATED ON YOUR DAD BECAUSE HE WAS A SEXIST ASSHOLE AND THAT MAKES YOU MAD AND WANT TO RAPE AND KILL WOMEN. GO AHEAD ASSHOLE AND DO IT BECAUSE THERE WILL BE A FEMALE COP ON YOUR ASS AND A FEMALE JUDGE TO LOCK YOU AWAY FOR LIFE AND NANCY GRACE WILL HAVE THE COVERAGE OF YOUR TRIAL ON TV. I WILL WATCH AND LAUGH AT YOU YOU STUPID CAVE MAN WANNA BE. YOU WILL LIKE IT IN JAIL THERE ARE LOTS OF LITTLE BOYS IN THERE THAT LIKE IT UP THE BUTT TOO!
There, there. Life can be SO hard for you, but you have to believe in it. You CAN(eventually) managed to disengage the Caps-Lock.
Good Luck.
Get the fuck off this site!
I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN READ THIS OVER YOUR BOYFRIENDS ASS. THATS WHY IT’S IN CAPS. NOW YOU GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR DADDYS COMP. AND GET BACK TO THE BOY FUCKING.
lol, sure it’s in caps lock, not because your a dumb… not sure what the language boundaries are here…,but because you want to get your message across. Capitalize important words if you feel it’s necessary, but if in the message you make valid points and capitalize PROPERLY, then most people will understand that your at least “unhappy”. But caps lock make messages a pain in the ass to read, it makes periods look crumbs in a basket full of crackers, and then you expect us to find them. IT MAEKS ALL UR CENTANCES LUUK RETARTETED YUS?!?!?!
Nobody ever said bitches were composed or intelligent - and no wonder.
Alisha,
How did you become such a bitch???
LOL.
She’s just a typical low-IQ, homophobic, slum-dwelling female loser.
Old message Alisha
For the past decades women were doing nothing else than just turning men into boys, into jailmates, into gays… so now you are all left with a dildo up your ass and being a bitch because of that, becasue of your incopmpetence about men.
studioline, that sounds about as stupid as a woman sitting on welfare blaming a man for getting her knocked up. Have self control please, be responsible for your own actions, because the fact you are telling me women are responsible for men being in jail contradicts everything you say you stand for. If we control your mind and make you rape and kill then us girls have figured something out that works. We can flash you a boob and make you kill……killer. Watch out we will have you doing man stuff next like taking the trash out. And about my dildo up my ass i couldn’t get it up there on my own which means my man was enough of a gentleman that I let him stick it up there which is probably more action than you are getting with that attitude
hey, so how it’s your asshole today??? LOL
The only way you will get yourself a man is by buying “it” in a sex shop. LOL. Bye, Next.
Notice that it obeys? It was told to use lowercase and it did. Mark this as a lesson men.
Also note, alisha. If we are gay, then we could care less about whether a woman takes an interest in us or not. Such is the lacking of female logic.
The entire building Nancy Grace films and broadcasts in should be incinerated and toppled so no one ever has to see her constantly unprovoked ball busting snarl.
It would be most appreciated if you were inside of it during said veangence strike.
It must be stated over and over again until feminists finally get it through their thick skulls that women are raped because women hate sex; women are raped because women possess very little or no sex drive whatsoever.
A sex drive is simply the frequency and intensity of desire for sexual gratification for its own sake; it is an intrinsic biological motivation to indulge in coitus with as many partners as possible, as well as involving as many positions and practices as possible; those individuals who are truly insatiable and enjoy sex more, are more indiscriminate about what kinds of partners they sleep with and about what kinds of sexual practices/ positions they indulge in. To introduce the element of personal attraction into the mix is to mitigate the intrinsic biological desire for sex by an extrinsic motivational factor which clearly demonstrates that the sex act itself is pursued as a medium of socio-economic exchange, rather than as the sole function of an inner neuro-biological motivation for gene proliferation that arises autonomously from within the individual himself. The need for personal attraction as a condition for participation within the sex act means that because the individual needs something in exchange for having sex, their interest in sex is driven primarily by extrinsic motivational factors and that genuine, intrinsic desire for sex as an end in itself is very low or non-existent.
Now that you put it that way Commander Scott, I do have to conclude that women hate sex.
What about trannies?
The ideology of feminism is, first and foremost, an expression of female hatred for traditional notions of femininity, while simultaneously appropriating traditonal notions of masculinity as the true feminine nature. Only feminists can be the real misogynists in this case; they are ultimately motivated by both a violent hatred of femininity and of women in general. Instead of celebrating traditional female roles and the feminine ideal, they allow themselves to be filled with penis envy. However, the ideology of feminism is not driven by a hatred of men or masculinity as such; in fact, most feminists subconsciously wish to become men; they promote a policy of masculinization amongst women, while simultaneously promoting the feminization of the male sex.
The feminist ideologue says to the woman:
You and your female identity mean nothing to us and mean nothing to the world in general; abandon your femininity and seek to slavishly imitate all that is masculine. In order to gain some importance, you must become a man, even if you cannot transform yourself physiologically into a member of the superior male sex.
Woman (definition): A bipedal hominid with a big mouth, small brain, and no sexual desire.
Only according to you and every guy that is an asshole here, Commander BS.
There are plenty of smart women that don’t talk all the time, have a normal functioning brain, and have a reasonable amount of sexual desire, sometimes even more than the guy they’re dating. You are just angry because they avoid lying misogynists like you.
What kind of intelligent girl would want to be with someone that believes women need to be trampled on? The answer is NONE. The only girls that might are the ones with an IQ of 60 and are already used to being treated like shit.
Fuck off this site and do something more productive with your life already.
It is a scientifically established fact that women are both intellectually and biologically inferior to men. How else does one explain the fact that no woman has ever made substantial contributions to human civilization or culture? What about the fact that men have both higher IQs and bigger brains than women or that all human societies have been patriarchal? In addition, women are both organically frigid (read non-orgasmic) and fiercely monogamous. How else does one explain why so many women are brutally raped and savagely murdered each year?
You should really get off the site, you sick cunt; this site is reserved for men only, not ignorant, frigid cunts like yourself.
once again, the very wonton use of scientific, with absolutley no viable evidence to back it up. if you want people to belive you, you need actual facts from a reliable and unbaised source.
there are women with higher IQ’s than men (some that i’ve had to evaluate) and men who are less intelligent than women (very frequently evaluated by me)
we share the same amount of chromosomes than women, so we are neither superior nor inferior. just constructed differently in a genetic sense. we are both human.
statistically speaking there are more women than men in the world and a few more women with higher IQ’s than men. women have made numerous contributions to mankind, including the basic physics behind the american’s beloved nuclear bomb.
as i stated before, both men and women get a euphoric reaction from intercourse and men tend to reach orgasm faster and less intensley due to oversensitivity of the penis.
men are also monogamous.
women are raped more than men because there are far less female rapists than male rapists and very few homosexual rapists. in fact the “rape” that you hear about in prisons happens very rarley and most of the homosexual activities that occur are conesual.
oh dear lord above, someone actually is using a quote to back up their opinion!
“According to data about 15,289 of the estimated 18,209 murders in 1997: 77 percent of the victims were males and 88 percent were persons 18 years of age or older. Forty-four percent were ages 20 through 34. The percentage of whites murdered was 48 percent, blacks 49 percent, and other races accounted for the remainder”
http://www.murdervictims.com/murder_statistics.htm
these statistics were from this site, who got them from the FBI
the only one who comes across as ignorant and stupid is you. i for one am glad that i am open to everyone’s opinion and actually furthered my education after the 8th grade.
You really crack me up, Mr liberal anti-essentialist man. It’s all huff and puff with you, no intellectual substance. I can tell you are intellectually limited because you assume no reputable authorities can challenge your liberal, anti-essentialist assumptions. Check this chap out - Professor Richard Lynn, whose work demonstrate the (admittedly marginal) intellectual inferiority of women, and other groups:
http://www.rlynn.co.uk/
A very interesting site, enjoy!
richard lynn is not a very highly regarded psychologist, nor was his dictum on intelligence very good.
his “findings” on intelligence in race were not new at the time, nor are they relevant in today’s psychological community.
most likley you googled this, and have little or no understanding of what dictates a good psychologist from a crackpot who is shunned by many members of the psychological community.
someone who supports things like eugenics is very much NOT a great psychologist. we try to support all points of view, but he was very adamant in his opinions, much like you.
and if you even think of wiki-ing him then i must stress that anyone can put their opinions on wikipedia, therefore not making it a credible source
*a crackpot who is shunned by many members of the psychological community*
And who attended a much better university than you, right? ; )
Who is much better qualified than you, right? ; )
Who has far more published papers and books than you, right? ; )
And above all - someone who is not a reflexive left-liberal like yourself, right? You’re nothing special, are you, really? I mean…? Just a semi-literate nobody with a Degree in finger-painting, really?
What about the many other prominent psychologists who recognize female intellectual inferiority as a scientifically demonstrated fact? We not only have Richard Lynn, but P. Irwing, J.P. Rushton, Douglas Jackson, Helmuth Nyborg, and H. Stumpf among others. In fact, Charles Darwin was the first academic to document the mental inferiority of the human female.
Acceptance of female cognitive inferiority is universal among credible researchers in this field.
The most laughing thing is when we see some males who use this site to show their favor to women. They find this site very useful for them to patronize women and say how good they are! The most laughing is that when such weak males like Sancho think of themselves as real men and want to give us advises. Keep your advises for yourself Sancho because you’re NOT at the level of manhood to advise others. Your advises are known: Complement and patronize with women so they let you fuck them. Hehehehe such a man! You’re not worthy even reading what you say, let alone your advises.
There are some sites that teaches manhood. Go learn first and don’t be so conceited thinking you are at a level higher than the lowest.
Micho
awesome. “the most laughing thing” is the most laughing thing! “keep your advises for yourself Sancho.” this guy is hysterical. i’m about to pee my pants (just like a woman ;)
You stupid woman, English is clearly not his first language.
If he had the same impressive facility for language that your average woman has, we wouldn’t be laughing at him quite so much. Still laughing at him (and you and your idiot cohorts), though.
Yes, we are so bowled over by women’s ‘impressive facility for language’ as expressed on this site:
‘omg ur gay omg u gotta small dik omg omg’
And there we have it - pure Shakespearean soliloquy… not.
By the way, are you fucking off back to Border’s next week? If so, have a shit life and try to die of cancer as soon as possible, hmm?
Still laughing at you, Muzzy, the way I’d laugh at one of those tiny ineffective dogs that think they are so big and mean. Ooooh, aren’t you a tough wittle doggy? Oh yes you are. You’re such a tough wittle doggy.
I believe I may come back occasionally after my work day is done (that would be at around 6:00 pm, Monday through Friday) to scruffle your fluffy little ears and make you bark like the adorably ill-natured Cairn terrier you are.
And you’re Catherine the Great of Russia, right? Or Margaret Thatcher, perhaps? A female of vast power and importance? No, I didn’t think so…
You remind me much of my adorable female angel fish, just waiting for a pinch of ants’ eggs when I arrive home.
Vast power and importance? No. Loved, appreciated and respected? Yes, absolutely. By my husband, by my friends, male and female, and by my co-workers, male and female.
So, I would say I have a bit more impact on the world than a scruffy, yappy, broke-down Cairn terrier. Oh, who’s a tough wittle doggy. That’s right - you are.
Loved by your co-workers? You much heap weird, Anglo-Lady.
Okay, in all honesty there is more appreciation (I do a hell of a good job) and respect (I’ve never had a performance review that didn’t include the word “proactive” or at least 50% of the sections being reviewed rating “significantly exceeded”) than love from the co-workers, but I did get a get-well card last week from a former boss who transferred to a Western branch a couple of years ago. That speaks of some level of affection if not actual love.
Why do you say that? Such overtures might well be motivated by self-interest. There can be no friendship in business. Ha, Gentiles are so naive.
There really is nothing in it for him. We don’t work together any more and won’t do so in the future, even if he transfers back. And anyway, he is a really good guy to whom I would send a get-well if he got sick. Not all actions are motivated by gain, either by men or by women.
Hahahaa learning “manhood” from the internet… That is one of the funniest things I’ve read today.
Manhood-
1. the state or time of being a man or adult male person; male maturity.
2. traditional manly qualities.
3. maleness, as distinguished from femaleness.
4. virility; potency.
5. male genitalia.
I really doubt you can “learn” any of these things by staring at your computer screen. Thanks for the joke.
I would rather learn about manhood from perusing various web sites over the internet than from staring at your frigid, sexless cunt. Go suck on a menstrual blood popsicle, “Blythe”.
Micho, I HAVE LEARNED A LOT. IN FACT, I WAS A TOP STUDENT THROUGHOUT MY YEARS IN SCHOOL. I’M MALE, STRAIGHT, AND I LAUGH AT THE UNPROVEN BULLSHIT YOU SEXIST JACKASSES PREACH.
turn off caps lock and people might start reading your messages… whats your name again? oh, right, doesn’t matter. now gtfo.
If women suck at sex then don’t bother having sex with them. Both parties win and the world can safely go without your offspring and your lack of child support payments.
We can go for that, no problem,
You’re really haha. How can the world go without our offspring?
Well, they can go to a sperm bank and have all the children they want. They can raise them with her own money, without leeching it from a man or the state. Women have all the reproductive rights. Let’s them have all the responsibilities as well.
You know the minute you said responsibilities you set off the feminist radar on the interwebs right? Expecting women to do things themselves?! That is blatent and absolute sexism, you pig you!
OH SHI-
No OH SHI- needed, the division was only by 1 and not 0.
*Nadie,
Yes women can go to a sperm bank. But don’t you know that everything is man-made? None of the technology is made by women.
by the way the reason most men made alot of things we have to day was because the women who wanted to never were allowed to and they never had rights back then. Here is a link to a list of inventions women have made: http://inventors.about.com/od/womeninventors/Women_Inventors.htm
i forgot to also mention most women weren’t aknowledged for these things even if they did invent things because they didn’t have rights back then as mentioned before.
Women never invented or contributed anything to human civilization or culture. Women are simply copiers who mimic what men do and how they think. The so-called lists of supposed female “inventions” are really nothing more but the fabricated instruments of gender feminist propaganda.
I HOPE ONE DAY YOU’LL UNDERSTAND YOU ARE A STUPID JACKASS WITH A LOW IQ. CLARA BARTON FOUNDED THE FUCKING INTERNATIONAL RED CROSS.
Listen Caps-Lock bitch, everybody knows a Swiss man founded the Red cross. And that is all that count´s. All women can do is ape the man.
Man > woman.
If you can´t stop holding the shift key all the time then get the fuck off this site.
the red cross you are thinking of is the symbol on the swiss army knife. that was invented by a man.
clara barton did in fact found the red cross. read a book little boy.
and if the only thing you can do when someone poses a threat to your beliefs is tell them to leave, than you are far more ignorant and stubborn than i could ever imagine.
honestly, i think i should do an evaluation on the lack of intelligence and the psychological problems of gynophobic people, not only would i make a fortune but the nobel prize would be a tangible goal.
your so called leader has absolutley no evidence to back up his claims and nor does any of the other men on this site who tarnish the reputation of not only our gender but attempt to degrade women as well.
Clara Barton founded the American Red Cross, yes, but it was a man, Henry Dunant, who founded The International Committee of the Red Cross and had the original idea…
The fact that you ignore that by omission speak something about you.
*The fact that you ignore that by omission speak something about you.*
Like that he’s a commie, hippy cocksucker, for instance?
I think our “he” is really a “she”, like many other posters who come to this site trying to masquerade as men.
Trying to masquerade as human, in PsychGeek’s case. S/he has probably gone to hug some trees or put some grain in his/her yoghurt.
Male or female, what a prick.
Libertarians > Hippies
It’s funny how social constructionism is still widely believed in today, although it has been largely discredited ever since the anthropological work of Margaret Mead was demonstrated to have been founded on a hoax. After all, Coming of Age in Samoa was one of the most misleading books ever written.
Some people never learn.
I can’t believe you actually think this… I had a good laugh. Lol omg this is just so stupid. You obviously haven’t met the right woman then buddy, or you’re just a butt pirate. Aawww little dick masterson cant get a woman that respects herself aawhhh how sad haha!
Dude, the women I know love sex, and damn they both know and are more than happy to please a man!!! Stupidity, tourettes, or whatever, if you dont be a man no woman is going wanna please you. My guess is that you are not such an asshole, just pissed off cos no woman has ever given herself to you, and hey I’d be fucking pissed too if that was the case….after all no man is a man unless a woman give herself to him. So I’ll give you some advice dick. If you want a woman to give herself to you, then you gotta do the same thing back buddy. The choices is yours…….get fucked to seventh heaven by a woman who is using every bit of heart and body to please you, or get fucked by your own pride. Simple truth, you wanna woman to be a woman…be a man!
A man´s worth isn´t dependent on a woman´s cunt. One day you´ll understand this. Hopefully.
THANK YOU SANCHO. YOU ARE ON GUY WHO WILL BE GETTING SOME TONIGHT. I THINK WE DONT BELONG HERE IT KINDA FEELS LIKE A GAY BLOGGING SITE. MY GAYDAR IS BEEPING.
No, that´s the Caps-Lock overheat emergency warning.
Disengage!
Or better. Get the fuck off this site!
*Sancho,
You’re NOT a man AT ALL. If your definition of manhood and your personality is all about complementing, then it is clear what a weak and coward male you are! So keep your advises for yourself because they are not worthy. It is you who should be advised. Learn how to be a man first and then think of advising others.
I love women, unlike yourself and the answer to your question is not that women hate sex, as this is soooooo very untrue. Women hate sloppy wam bam thank ya ma’am sex. If a man takes time to please the woman first, then she’ll be more inclined to want to participate. I think the majority of women would agree. They would also agree that you are a whole cluster fuck of oppressed pricks. I am laughing so hard at you and your twisted lot. Oh no, I just threw up in my mouth. Ew!!
You should really look to a different source of attention that isn’t Bulimia, you might stop getting your period. So what your saying is, that unless women get theirs first, they won’t even TRY? How lazy can you be. Guys fuck for fun, and they do most of the work. Maybe if women tried to enjoy the sloppy “wam bam” as you refer to it, they would be happier. Or better yet, try not to just lay there. There is a reason guys all love certain porn stars, mostly it’s because they know how to move. It’s a shame that most women don’t follow suit. It’s easy to sit up on your pedestal and call us a “cluster fuck of oppressed pricks” (which by saying you admit that you are oppressing us, nice one) and to laugh and point at situations you can’t comprehend. Try not to fall though, because it’s a long way down and the winds of change are blowing.
You might as well post as anonymous James as your cowardice is evident by your lack of return link, hmmm?
I know a few women who out and out do not like sex. That may be a learned behavior, who knows? For the most part though, the women I know would testify in court, at your trial for “Imitating A Real Man,” that you most certainly lack an educated opinion as do your ring around the rosy, pocket pussy using friends.
The very fact that your experience which can be clearly drawn from your own words, reflects that the women you sleep with just lay there tells a story in itself; you don’t turn them on James. Maybe it’s your attitude? Time for that long look in the mirror, Jimmy Boy?
i dont care what this fag thinks?
men have a cock and females have a pussy for a reason
whenever i have a girl that was crap in bed, they dont enjoy it. but i do.
but funnily enough when ever i have a girl that jumps on me and equally fucks aways as hard as i do they always seam to be verry satisfied with the orgasms they just had.
to put it simply, men put in 100% effort so they get off
so why shouldnt females do the same?
is it that hard? NO
women are just whingy bitches who can never except the truth.
i respect a woman that can fuck me as hard as i can fuck them.
it shows that they do care about being pleased, and that they think “hey why should he put in all the effort to please the two of us, fuck i have hands and hips and muscles, so why cant i put equal effort in and make it even better for me”
Well, are you not brilliant for this comment
“i dont care what this fag thinks?
men have a cock and females have a pussy for a reason…”
Really what is your point? Do you know? If a man and woman are into each other, of course it’s a two way street, is it not? I would never make the open statement that it is the job of the man to please the women. Nor would I ever say it is the job of the woman to please her man because it is not, unlike what I’ve read here.
A woman doesn’t owe you a diddly damn thing but a good woman does what she does out of love, respect and a willingness to please. It is when there’s a sense of entitlement that trouble brews.
Sex is a two way street. In the first place, if a woman is not into the guy and you’re with a woman who just lays there eating fucking cookies, it’s obvious ya need to move on. But it’s sure a blanket statement to think or say that all women can’t fuck. Actually, that’s the height of stupidity and pretty clear; you’ve got a girl who you can’t turn on or just isn’t interested in y