Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Women hate their own vaginas, women hate their own clitorises. Women empower themselves through their own hatred of human sexuality.
Women are sexless, non-orgasmic, relatively frigid cunts who hate sex.
This comment made me laugh. I mean, seriously, what gives YOU the right to say what WOMEN hate? You have no idea, because you aren’t a woman. It’s like me saying that men hate their dicks, or they hate this website. I’d be totally wrong! So please, do us all a favor and stfu. =)
you mean duct taping the women to a mailbox and catapulting her into space right..?
During the twentieth century, male legislators became gradually dissuaded to throw off the mantle of patriarchy, an ultimate reality venerated by legions of men both past and present, ancient and hoary with the wisdom of philosophers and statesmen. They lost sight of the elixir of masculinity itself and the preservation of the male vital substance as distilled through the agency of the life-giving seminal fluid. They forgot themselves and gave into the carnal sensuality of their bodies. Closing their eyes to the entire world around them, it became hard to escape falling under the spell of the mons veneris.
By becoming the devotees of a mystery cult that was centred around the adoration and appeasement of the vulva, they allowed themselves to turn their back on the very essence of all culture and civilization, the lifeblood of peoples, and the virility of nations. They shrouded themselves in darkness, all too oblivious to the vagina dentata itself, which waited in the abyss, always prepared to wreck a divine retribution, akin to Blake’s brightly burning tiger, ready to pounce on our unsuspecting somnambulists.
With the appearance of the vulva as a central rite in some neo-pagan ritual of complete self-immolation at the outset of the twentieth century, those men in power were shaken to their very core like the stars of some imaginary apocalyptic milieu. Mesmerized by that same eroticized mound of flesh, one by one each allowed themselves the frivolous privilege of abdicating his mental faculties for the folly and frailty of womanhood. Gradually, the women who agitated for enfranchisement were given the suffrage, like stray crumbs from the master’s table, by a group of aristocratic hedonists in the throes of an intellectual paralysis, contemptuous of the old laws of paterfamilias writ large and the bourgeois existence that it entailed.
Blinded by the vagina, these men began to wander aimlessly in the dense fog of malaise and disillusionment that characterized the West after the Great War of 1914.
Commander
Have you ever read Julius Evola’s ‘Revolt Against the Modern World’ or Guenon’s ‘The Crisis of the Modern World’?
They describe the death of the West in terms of an emerging Anglo-American matriarchy, rather like yourself. Matriarchy spells the end of any civilization: it is like giving pigs and dogs the right to vote.
The human female is a purely physical, sensuous object devoid of any perceptible functionality and, atleast technically speaking, cannot be “raped.” Her rape by another man or the rape of an unmarried woman should not be legally interpreted as rape but understood as a property violation the offenses of which would be adequately addressed by the system of torts already provided by the old English Common Law.
Actually, calling woman a bitch is an insult to dogs.
Geez, Andrew, can we all call you a fudge-packing retard since big bad girls SCARE you? LOL
Calling you and the dick who raped his 12 year old sister to form you human is an insult to humanity.
You could call him a fudge packing retard if you he claimed that girls scare him but judging from the actual words that he typed, that would be a stretch.
How about we call you a cunt and leave it at that?
The female orgasm is largely a myth that most women pretend is real. After all, how can something exist if it has to be routinely faked into existence?
Women hate sex.
Guess your schlong can’t make anything come……..Scottydick, you are SO stupid. LOL
attn: scott
are you looking for attention too?
sory i new at internet
do fat chicks hate sex?
All women hate sex, you frigid cunt.
no u r
then why do they act slutty at nightclubs?
Because they’re looking for attention, frigidaire.
are u looking for attention too scott?
Only women look for, and thrive on, attention, especially from males.
u seem pretty popular here, dont u like the attention at all?
It’s called nobility.
You are new to spelling and acting like a human being, too, piece of crud.
Boris, what a dong, no wonder why human females don’t want you. :)
Women hate sex because they are both sexually frigid and non-orgasmic. The vast majority of women are unable to comprehend the meaning of orgasm.
Only women who are psychologically disturbed experience sexual desire. Normal women are both frigid and relatively non-orgasmic.
So what you’re saying is that a woman has to be crazy out of her mind in order to enjoy sex with you?
Any woman who derives pleasure from any form of sexual activity is obviously sick in the head, or has way too much testosterone coursing through her veins. Women were created by Nature to be the passive receptacles of seminal fluid and are thus frigid by design.
I bet sleeping with “DickFan” is like sleeping with a block of ice.
That singer looks like an termite.
Well, I have always said that women are to frigid as cold is to ice.
do you guys have girlfriends or wives??? or do you just fuck the STD-ridden local yocal who didn’t get past high school…?
No. That’s the whole fucking point. Girlfriends and wives are a huge loss of man points.
Girlfriends and wives are only interested in GETTING FROM men. The don’t give a fuck about giving. Some women actually think its appropriate to hide from - and avoid - Sex . . . . until a guy dates her a few times first.
Can you imagine?
What kind of SELFISH CUNT, approaches a dating / relationship / marriage situation with INTENT to be unfulfilling . . . untill she gets everything SHE WANTS FROM HIM FIRST???
That’s why girlfriends and wives are never worth a man’s time.
Didn’t you learn that yet?
They care more about their OWN happiness, than yours.
And men who don’t subscribe to that garbage (like us) are called assholes.
That’s right.
If you don’t satisfy a woman’s need to be selfish,
she will accuse you of being an “asshole”.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
. . . And when a woman thinks of you as an ASSHOLE, she will usually be swining from your dick within 15 minutes or less. Its the biggest compliment a man can get from an American Cunt Slag who is so far beneath him, she’s sniffing his balls before the drinks arrive.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I actually do feel sorry for you guys.. You must have been really hurt by some shitty women. I’m in a fulfilling relationship with a wonderful man where sex isn’t the primary focus of our time together. I hope that you guys can get over this and start living fulfilling, positive lives.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
YOU might be in a “fulfilling relationship” — BUT IS HE???
You just said sex isn’t the primary focus of your time together. WHAT IS????
YOU GETTING EVERYTHING *YOU* WANT WHILE HE DOESN”T EVEN GET A BLOWJOB??
Fuck you. You just walked into the wrong room. That’s exactly the reason this website exists, to point out to selfish cunts just how UNFULFILLING and NOT WORTH IT you really are.
Miserable , unfulfilling selfish whores who only care about their OWN satisfaction . . . and “as long as SHE is happy” everything is fucking OK.
Fuck you.
That’s not a “positive life” for any man you deluded cunt.
ANYTHING - as long is it’s NOT being in a relationship with a whore like you . . . . is better than that.
menarebetterthanwomen.
CHRIS - And that’s why women always talk about *A* relationship. Wanting to be in *A* relationship. Talking about *A* relationship. Claiming they are in *A* fulfilling relationship
As in singular. As in One. As in Hers.
As long as ‘her’ relationship is going according to ‘her’ terms and conditions, everything is just peachy. Women aren’t even aware how retarded a statement like that reallly is.
“I am in a fulfilling realtionship”.
“I AM … ”
not “we are”
“I AM …”
Well in THAT case. . . .
To quote “Pathetic” (above) right back to herself:
” I actually do feel sorry for your man because you hate sex. You must have been raped, abused, or had your vagina hurt by some shitty men.
*I AM* going to masturbate myself in A hot pussy tonight . . . . where sex IS the only focus of our time together.
I hope that you and your doormat will be very happy together, and that he snaps out of it and starts living a positive fulfilling life for HIMSELF instead of just YOU.”
Men are better at being satisfying to be around.
You have a little typo there, Chris. I think she had her vagina abused, pounded, stretched out, ganged and hurt by some GREAT men.
=)
Noted.
She calls herself “Pathetic” for a REASON.
*I AM* going to masturbate myself in A hot pussy tonight . . . . where sex IS the only focus of our time together.
This is probably one of the best things I’ve ever read. It amazes me that women cannot realize that they are props. That’s it. If I want to have a great relationship where sex is not the focus, I get man friends. If sex is not the focus with a woman, then WHY am I in the relationship? I wanna know just ONE FUCKIN’ WHY? Women can ONLY offer sex. Other than that, there’s NOTHING that she can give me that I cannot do for myself better, by from someplace else as a service cheaper, or experience with more fulfillment with men.
Name ONE THING? ANYONE?
Then fuck off this website.
Just a question.. what is your collective opinion about your mothers? They are women… If you had a good mother, then she not only spent 9 months carrying you, then taking care of you while you cried at 3 am every day, breastfeeding you, raising you, supporting you. Are they evil women too?
YES.
Breast feeding, coddling, taking care of a baby who cries at 3 AM is a REQUIREMENT. It has nothing to do with raising a man “properly”. She would have to do that for her daughter too.
Mothers FALSELY program their sons and brainwash their sons with extremely shitting female programming.
That’s not called “raising a man”, that’s called raising a man the way SHE WANTS him to be. Not the same thing at all.
Example:
••• Lets “pretend” a woman can behave anyway she wants. Because it’s true. A women will try and get away with pouting, complaining, and not being “happy” when she doesn’t even see the value in being CONTENT.
OK, so girl doesn’t get her way and thinks its a MAN’s problem. She behaves like a spoiled brat and blames HIM for it. She becomes UGLY to spend time with. She is not PLEASANT to be around. But she doesn’t care.
Now, what do women teach their sons??????????
• “Do something really NICE for her”.
• “Tell her you LOVE her. Tell her she is BEAUTIFUL.”
• “Find some way - any way - to appease her. Even if it means jumping through hoops and terms SHE layed out for him”.
Like . . . “You know, you could really (___insert ridiculous stunt here for her amusement____)”
THAT’S CALLED TERRIBLE FEMALE PROGRAMMING.
In fact its’ downright EVIL to it’s very core.
Are you raising a man or a puppy dog? Fuck off.
What kind of a man would ever REWARD a woman for behaving like a spoiled cunt. That’s communicating male WEAKNESS.
Its NOT attractive male behavior,
And it sure as fuck is not sexy.
IT’S A GODDAM LIE.
BECAUSE WOMEN ARE NEVER - EVER - ATTRACTED TO MALE WEAKNESS.
The only time women “like” male weakness is when she wants to assume control over it in a marriage or realtioship. The moment he displays male weakness - his life is fucking OVER.
It’s not a man’s role in life to appease women.
It’s not a man’s role in life to appease women.
It’s not a man’s role in life to appease women.
STOP THAT EVIL PROGRAMMING SHIT.
Guess what.
I said all this shit to my mother’s face.
She get’s it.
Why don’t you?
Menarebetterthanwomen.
you only say girlfriends and wives are not worth mans time is because you can’t get a girlfriend or wive so you go on idiot websites like these and call them selfish cunts. you only call them cunts because you cant get any cunt
@JON
Why are you pretending that getting a girlfriend or wife is better than NOT having a girlfriend or wife.
?
The way women literally THROW themselves at single men who are 6′2″ , no beer gut, dress well, drive a nice car, make EXCELLENT money, floss and wear great shoes . . . you’re pretending I can’t get one???
Please.
But don’t take MY word for it.
I call women CUNTS –>> when they BEHAVE like cunts.
I call a woman ANGEL –>> when she BEHAVES like an angel.
I call women BITCH —>> when she BEHAVES like a bitch.
I call women SWEETHEART –>> when she BEHAVES like one.
It can last a DAY, week, month, or a lifetime.
How it goes, is up to HER and her BEHAVIOR.
It DEFINITELY doesn’t depend on “whether or not I can GET one.”
Because all you gotta do to end up with GIRLFRIEND or WIFE
is THROW AWAY your fucking standards.
“you only say girlfriends and wives are not worth mans time is because you can’t get a girlfriend or wive so you go on idiot websites like these and call them selfish cunts. you only call them cunts because you cant get any cunt”
You forgot bitch, whore, skank, and slut.
And to prove that guys who call women those names are getting any: Name one rapper who never gets laid.
Hell, almost every woman I’ve ever fucked has begged me to call her a bitch, little whore, or cum slut during. Personally i found “cum slut” to be immensely hot. God she sucked and squeezed out every pearly bead.
But I digress.. and am also going to call this chick up.
Take care, fellas
You know . . . EXACTLY what I was thinking when I responded previously.
But , Jon DID specifically ask about “GIRLFRIENDS” and “WIVES”.
Not too many gilrfriends and wives are gonna look you in the face and admit they love being called a cum slut, cock thirsty fuckin’ bitch, slut, whore, who will love it when you dick-smack her across the face and throw your MAN yogurt across her tits, and pound her pussy and ass until she’s crying because it hurts so fucking good.
no no . . . GIRLFRIENDS and WIVES are too busy trying to collect love, attention, and respect before she takes her clothes off . . . and looking for as many reasons as possible to charge you with rape.
Which is exactly why I wondered WHY he would even PRETEND having a girlfriend or wife is better than NOT having one.
Which is essentially the essence of my last comment. Having a girlfriend or wife is not, not only not better than not having one, it’s far worse than not having one. They are a waste of time, a drain on our energy and just all around irritating.
‘wive’ - “the bells, the bells, duh…”
Thats why your single
*Thats why your single*
And rich… ;-P
“That’s why we’re single”????
Only a WOMAN thinks there is something WRONG with being single.
You poor, fucked up lonely whore.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
LOL!!!!!
Women are MISERABLE if they are single. They are like MONKEYS. They don’t let go of one branch… until they have a really good grip on the next.
If only they could get a grip of THEMSELVES.
Women are failures unless they have a man.
And even LUCY just said so.
my gf buys me ice cream all the time
it very nice.
I buy my own ice cream. In fact I think I am going to go buy some right now.
your a fucking moron you know that? i LOVE sex more then you ever could because your not even getting any. you are a pig and a loser! im glad there arnt alot of people like you in the world! real mean respect women and vise versa! i respect what your doing but come on… give me a break, we all know this is a act. your just scard.. a scard little man that cant do anything better in this life but put down women. i really hope you figure out one day that you are a complete fuck head!
Piss off the site, fat bitches.
Ah Kate’s back again. Not only are chimpanzees better at college than women, they’re better at posting on MABTW.
Maybe Oxford or MIT should enact a series of regulations that restrict women who enroll to a Faculty of Prostitution.
You men are pathetic, a complete waste of space.
Your so small minded, your actually stupid, how can you actually believe all this stuff, how would you have even got here if it wasnt for women, you have no respect. You make me sick.
You’re.
Out of curiosity, what reasons did you give for women not liking sex? Speaking from a strictly readership view, I didn’t actually see you list any actual reasons as to why women hate sex.
You said something about flashlights, but I fail to see how that is related sexually. (Unless you are kinkier than the average man)
We’re kinkier than the average woman.
you know i have to TOTALLY disagree with this article. I fuckin love sex. i get really pissed off if i dont get it more then 3 times a day. and trust me i dont lay still like i’m dead, and second i’ve been the one out there changing nuts and bolts in the middle of the god damn night without a flashlight and no one to hold it. so maybe you should narrow it down to SOME WOMEN THAT DO AND DONT DO THIS.
FROM A FEMALE IN IOWA
I agree with her.
I love sex.
Therefore; your fucking statement is wrong.
Dont make assumptions dickface.
Yes, but you’re a pair of six-fingered, trailer-park retards… what you think/feel/do is of no consequence.
I assume that you are referring to Chris, so may I congratulate you for being correct for the first time.
All you ever do is ASSUME and pretend and imagine. When to you, happiness is a home without wheels.
Dude! the wall doesnt tell you to hit it with the tennis ball its you who acts a like a desperate monkey to get in the hole! why dont you just hump yourself onto something that wont say no instead of coming to us begging for it lol
Men rape women because women are sexually frigid and monogamous.
Can you please explain how monogamy contributes to rape?
Allow me . . .
• Woman marries man for the money
• Husband wants to fuck his own wife.
• Wife is grossed out by that because she only married him for the money . . . . and because the WHORE only liked the attention and gifts.
4. She now accuses him of RAPING his own wife.
WOMEN WHO TRY TO GET AWAY WITH SAYING “NO” TO SEX IN MARRIAGE / RELATIONSHIP / DATING SITUATIONS . . . DESERVE TO GET RAPED, AND BE SINGLE INSTEAD.
You can’t expect a man to be “MONOGAMOUS” and “FAITHFUL” to you, if you are not prepared to fuck like a doll and suck like a hoover.
TOO MANY WOMEN DO THAT.
They date / seek love / marry men just for the attention,
When they should just fucking STAY SINGLE instead.
WOMEN;’S LIFE RULE THAT NOONE EVER TEACHES THEM —>>> Do NOT go out of your way to generate as much male attention for yourself as possible, expect mogonamy for yourself, while INTENTIONALLY LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SAY “NO” OR USE SEX AS A BARGAINING TOOL.
. . . . because IT WILL NOT WORK ON MEN
Eventually, it will backfire in your face.
And we will not feel sorry for you stupid cunts when you cry rape.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Well do you have any stats on the number of men doing time for marital rape? I bet it’s pretty low..
Are you aware that there are men who rape infants? Elderly women? Other men? How does monogamy contribute to those crimes?
No I don’t believe in statistics. I am proud to not consider myself (or my life) “normal” or “average”… so I don’t ever fall into those statistics.
Never have.
Never will.
You really should not talk about “statistics” on this website . . . since (statistically speaking) most people out there would DISAGREE with the FACT that “Men are better than women” if you asked them because they are AFRAID of the reaction they will get.
. . . . even though it’s true.
Most people are very freaked out and confused when they meet people who are “not afraid”… because they are TERRIFIED of being individual, and they prefer to be a statistic.
But to statistically answer your question . . . .
Whenever I hear a woman TALK ABOUT or MENTION RAPE IN A SENTENCE, I usually laugh in her face. Because I know that 65% - 95% of reported rape cases are LIES and FABRICATIONS created by women to generate attention and sympathy.
Well . . . since LIES AND FABRICATIONS created by women in an attempt to ruin a man’s life are a BIGGER PROBLEM THAN RAPE ITSELF . . . . then I am going to laugh at any woman who dares talk about a rape in a sentence.
DROP THE SUBJECT UNLESS YOU WANT MEN TO POINT AND LAUGH YOU.
Why would I care if you pointed and laughed at me? It’s not like I can see you…
@sushi - ssssh, they don’t know that. Let them have their delusions - it’s all they do have.
Sushi, The federal govt claims 250k sexual assaults. Feminists claim 75% go unreported. That’s a cool million every year.
Let me restate that. That’s a COOL MILLION CLAIMED RAPES every year.
Other statistics claim that ONE IN THREE women are raped. ONE IN THREE. These are by the same folks.
Another statistic claims that ONE IN TEN college women will be raped A YEAR. Yet another one I read claimed ONE IN FOUR A YEAR. EACH YEAR.
Any woman is drunk, it is RAPE because she could not make the decision.
A woman gives into her husband it is RAPE because he coerced her.
By far most rape allegations are IN PARTNER rape. Women’s “rights” groups will tell you that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgWUKUQ0etk&feature=user
Watch the women’s reaction to the women he is having sex with. He’s letting them know he wants SEX and they are stating that it’s not the women’s fault for choosing to do so. They’re not responsible for having agreed.
Why aren’t men making these kinds of stupid claims? Because men really do love sex. We love sex FOR SEX SAKE.
Chris hit it on the head. A woman wants us to marry her. She wants to NOT have sex with us, and then she wants us to NOT “cheat”. Well, I want IBM to hire me. I want to NOT go in every day. I want them to PAY me and I want them to NOT REPLACE ME. Good luck with that entitlement bullshit. This isn’t fight club.
Fairplay Chris you obviously know your women. The fact these cumbuckets are still here mouthing off only proves just how right you are my old son.
Isn’t it funny to read their ranting lunatic attempts to spoil our lovely clean, truth filled site.
Every word and sentence screams of their obvious sadness and denial.
The more Myself & friends read this site the more convinced we become.
Men are most certainly better than women. Especially that sushi twat.