Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Kill yourself.
i bet this whole site has been created by a butch lesbian and is trying to get attention and thus hits. well done for doing what you do best- deceiving people about the truth and getting hits!! all of us are to blame here for looking up such nonsense on the web….i am a woman and i was actually looking for porn so theres one of your ideas straight out of the window!!! oh well, cant complain theres always a niche in the market ready to be exploited!
“She’s” not a woman looking for porn. This is a mangina trying to get laid. I support you in your pursuit, brother! Remember, whimmin only deserve anal.
I guess you’re looking for ‘hits’ too, posting in a man-only zone.
Sorry, but we’re not interested. We only fuck the hot ones…
Well, unless we’re really hard up.
Like, REALLY hard up…
Oh fuck it. OK, you win ‘me’. Are you happy? I’d hit it…
…like the fist of a vengeful god.
No u
If you need a braintransplant, why do a brain from a man cost more than the brain from a woman?
Because the brain from a man has never been used.
The brain from a Man uses much more gray matter(logical thinking) and is 13% bigger so the brain of a woman is useless.
Wow. This goes to show how amazingly idiotic the internet has made mankind. I’m actually extremely positive that if you were to be face to face with half of the people you talk shit to, Kalel, you would keep your puny mouth shut. I deal with this type of person on a daily basis and I for one am proud to say that I’m a monstrosity who is intelligent enough to give it back to the know-it-alls on the net. You should stop praising this guy, Dick, and locate your own and fucking use it. Maybe after you get your shrink wrapped penis wet then you’ll see things through clearer eyes.
Not exactly bashing Dick, he makes me laugh and I have to say some of the things that he says makes me think. But some of you men worshipers are making me seriously question your SEXUALITY more than anything else. I mean, I’m sure you all have really low self esteems, and others must think of you as shit as well, but as much as I believe some women are incompetent I don’t think men are BETTER than them. Not in my eye. I see women as WAY better.
Hell, and if you think women are so horrible then blame yourselves. It’s written that woman was derived from man, taken from his rib and created to be by his side, NOT below him…
The male brain costs more because it’s been proven useful, not because it’s unused. Only a woman would think thought is something that’s “used up”. That’s why they avoid it at all costs. They think it’s limited in supply.
As for our support of Dick, guys respect honor and brilliance when we see it. And we fucking say so. I can assure you I don’t praise Dick on this site and then proceed to back-stab his reputation to others. Show me one woman who can say she behaves in similar fashion and I’ll show you a liar.
Men are better than women at respect.
LOL
I detect a breach of LAWL 2 in this sector!
Requesting immediate STFU, please advise, over.
“LAWL 2″?
Just curious. That’s a new one to me.
LAWL 2 = Law 2 Now with more lulz!
“When losing a logical argument, a woman will invariably resort to emotional arguments well before any possible concession. Thus, when arguing with a man, a woman will inevitably bring up at least one of a man’s putative: a) homosexuality, b) small penis size, c) lack of a woman, d) unattractiveness to women, e) inability to satisfy a woman, f) cheating with other women. The fact that many of those assertions are logically impossible when combined will not prevent a woman from doing so.”
Ah! Got it! For any whimmin reading, which you’re not allowed to do, I just learned something from Le’Mat, who happens to be one hilarious motherfucker in his own right.
I’m not pissed, nor do I want to cut off his penis. I was unaware, so I asked a question. He answered it. That doesn’t mean he oppressed me before I gained that knowledge or some fictitious “patriarchy” kept me from already knowing it.
Men are better than women at learning.
Psiros… STFU and make me a sammich *grin*
I’ll let that one slide. Besides, you don’t need me to make you a sammich; you’re a man, for fuck’s sake. You and I both know well that women are for shit at making sammiches. Baloney and complaining do not a sammich make.
Ever make a woman a sammich? Jesus Fucking Christ, why put anything on it? They just pick shit off since they have the palette of a fucking five-year-old.
It’s the same goddamn reason they won’t try new cuisine.
Men are better than whimmin at food.
Luis, you’re a fucking Anglo-fag who molests ants for a living.
Id’ molest your aunts, Muzalon *waggles eyebrows*
Apparently, you DO need a brain transplant.
I’ll notify the coroner.
“Why do a brain…” I think the answer is clear.
Men are better than whimmin at jokes.
Looking at all the comments and everything else, it seems that no one REALLY knows anything for sure. By this I mean, Person A says this, Person B says it’s not so. Opinions and what people perceive as fact seem to vary a little too much here. One thing I have noticed is the “not all but some” phenomenon occurs rather often. Do the math, if it really is “not all but some”, that leaves for lots of possibilities, lots of “some” folk. But again, I am left with little knowledge and understanding. My predicament remains to be solved only by myself. Funny stuff though.
Your predicament “GeorgyBoy” is that you don’t arrive at a conclusion because you include WOMEN into the “person” category.
If you only read the MALE posts and opinions , you would be more likely to deduce what ever facts you needed from that.
Men are fundamental seekers of the truth.
I could LIKE to you right now, and you would Have the brains to ASK YOURSELF HONESTLY if what I said was TRUE (OR FALSE), and you would go from there.
But women don’t think like that. When they spew all kinds of shit from their mouths, they FEEL , and GUESS, and base their conclusions on how things SEEM.
Its very easy for men to overlook the difference and take what a woman says as a VALID opinion when IT CLEARLY IS NOT.
Women always interpret and re-intrepret what men say no matter how HONESTLY or DIRECTLY men say it.
• ”What does he REALLY mean”?
• “So you’re saying ______insert interpretation here_____”
(instead of what you REALLY said)
• “I GUESS you must have a small dick”.
(about a guy who’s dick she never saw)
• “You MUST HAVE never gotten laid.”
(about a guy who said something she didn’t like)
• “It SEEMS TO ME like…..”
(who cares how thinks SEEM - that’s not how they ARE)
So georgy-boy, as you can see, no one on God’s green Earth could ever solve ANYTHING with that kind of horse shit for brains….. which is exactly why men exist in the first place, and women are not even allowed to BE here.
Because shit for brain cunts aren’t good for you.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Oooh, Chris, dems fightin’ words!
haha XD
GeorgeyBoy gets a kick ass my award. At least someone makes since.
why men can’t discern their own behavior….
i got set up on a blind date by the wife of a friend i go to the gym with. yeah they gave me her number, i called her, and we seem to get it goin good….or so i thought….. when she called me back, i noticed a guys name to go with that number on my caller I.D. 1st red flag? then when i meet her….its around the corner from the house she lived at, ( i checked the number, was less than a block away where she was at for pick up ) also, a little old man was following her…..her keeper i found out. 2nd red flag ? so i get her in the car, and we drive off. i ask her why dont we have lunch, then we can go spend some time down by the river….my buddy and his wife have a boat and we can go for a ride……she says to me ” i hate sex and everything about it” well…this was the shortest date for me….4 blocks and out the door muchacha. would you believe a week later she calls me again…tells me she wants to spend the nite together with me…..i say what the fuck for, more aggravation ? she says no, i want you to take me to a restraunt across the street from where my old boy friend works. she wants to make him jealous, using me again. 42 years old and acting like a fuckin teen ager, 3 kids outta wed lock, no job. livin with some poor old guy….suckin his blood. you gotta be kiddin….and they say they get better with age…at fuckin what !!!
That just goes to show you that not all women are perfect.
O rly?
Haha, yup ^_~
Unicorns, elves, and fairy godmothers are more common than women who enjoy sex. One could probably argue that sightings of the Loch Ness monster exceed the actual number of women who are truly orgasmic.
I was once a nice, kind gentleman, but I realize now that being nice to women does not pay. The only way to have any kind of success with women is to beat them and treat them like shit, the way most women want to be treated. Should we be surprised that domestic violence and the incidence of marital rape is increasing at an alarming rate? Women only go for the bad boys and the tough guys (as well as guys who spend cash); the best way to win a woman’s heart is to be a thug and a gangster. And yes, I do agree with the topic of this thread: Women hate sex.
Hear ye, hear ye! Women are not interested in being around men who act like gentlemen and treat them with respect. Most women enjoy being treated like garbage by violent criminals and trigger happy gang-bangers. How else do you explain the existence of domestic violence, marital rape, and child abuse? Do you think that such phenomena would exist if women were really attracted to decent men? You must always manage to keep in mind, my brothers, that women are subconsciously masochists who enjoy being punished by dominant males. If you want to get the girl, become Mr. Tough Guy and always remember to treat women abusively; this is the only way that any man can have success with women and be truly sexually fulfilled… that and, of course, having a fast car and spending large wads of cash.
You’re not loved..
Sad and pathetic, oh how we laughed ♥
Kisses x
fucker.
Dick is the Man and if you insult him I’ll have your head on a plate you inferior piece of shit leech insect ,fucking maggot, ha ha ha.
a comment from someone who will DIE a virgin if he hasn’t been raped by his mother yet.
Just so you know, I’m studying to become an IRS agent.
You’re on my list, sweetheart ;D
You do pay your taxes for your ‘career,’ right? A bright young career woman like yourself would know to pay your taxes; you do use the streets quite a bit, after all.
And so is the fate of a lying faggot.
Umm, wow. This goes to show how amazingly idiotic the internet has made mankind. I’m actually extremely positive that if you were to be face to face with half of the people you talk shit to, Kalel, you would keep your puny mouth shut. I deal with this type of person on a daily basis and I for one am proud to say that I’m a monstrosity who is intelligent enough to give it back to the know-it-alls on the net. You should stop praising this guy, Dick, and locate your own and fucking use it. Maybe after you get your shrink wrapped penis wet then you’ll see things through clearer eyes.
Not exactly bashing Dick, he makes me laugh and I have to say some of the things that he says makes me think. But some of you men worshipers are making me seriously question your SEXUALITY more than anything else. I mean, I’m sure you all have really low self esteems, and others must think of you as shit as well, but as much as I believe some women are incompetent I don’t think men are BETTER than them. Not in my eye. I see women as WAY better.
Hell, and if you think women are so horrible then blame yourselves. It’s written that woman was derived from man, taken from his rib and created to be by his side, NOT below him…
look at u guys talking about women hating women its very silly i feel like am in six grade or something ofcoures of nine year old kids to heat girls ite normal but with u adult guys its very lame plus the one who says that we hate sex go blow ur self we love love and yeahh baby love to have sex after all we all r humand we we share the same feeling as men and we r just like u mabye u men r much stronger but u could get weeker with us but the point is i cant live without men because its a part of me if it is not there i feel empty and u guys too cant live with us no matter what u hate us also love us but am not gonna say u men are bla bla bla i love to be straight to my point so u all please stop this silly lame subject and talk about something useful than just sex because its not everything this is me ur girl
I can’t read that.
She F E E L S like she is in sixth grade.
Remember, in whimmin’s minds, whatever they F E E L is true ( hence their abundant ad hominem on here, lack of logic in general, and this chick’s script ).
Sarah…you’re just making it worse for us with the whole grammar thing going on :|
Its OK Michelle, women are complete shit at making a point and communicating.
I went to a French Restaurant recently and two young women sat at the table next to me. This was their conversation and NO I AM NOT KIDDING . . .
GIRL1: “And I was like, OMG. He was all….
GIRL2: “OMG I know.”
GIRL1: “And so THEN he goes like, OH MY GOD. I couldn’t believe it”.
GIRL2: “So then what did he say?”.
GIRL1: “Well so then he was all… and I was like…”.
GIRL2: “So what does that mean??”.
GIRL 1: “I don’t know… you know what I mean?”
GIRL 2: “OMG You’re kidding. Are you serious?”
GIRL 1: “I’m SO NOT kidding.”
GIRL 1: “So then anyways, he goes…. whatever.”
GIRL 2: “OMG guys are like, SO stupid.”
GIRL 1: “I know, right??”.
GIRL 2: “Totally”.
. . . and I couldn’t stop laughing.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Lol wow. What a conversation…if you can even call it one.
It’s all in the facial expressions and hand gestures, Chris. That’s all I gotta say. XD
Adorable, like puppies prancing around a sausage factory XD
dood…not all woman are like that =.=
I love it when women say that, and then immediately stop talking because they are completely unable to prove it.
You just started a sentence with “DOOD”.
So that makes you EXACTLY like “that”.
Cute try sweety,
but try harder.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
“Nate” is a girl’s name????
I think not. lol
Is “JOHN” a girls name????
I think not.
Teehee, no, but GUESS WHAT?!
There’s such thing as a “Joanna”. LMAO
Making Love OR Getting Fucked….
Whatever you wanna call it, babe.
“Making the beast with two backs”.
Lol okay. Never heard of it that way.
Obviously someone has a small penis and has never had a good lay… poor guy
You talking about your boyfriend?
I think the guy who writes these articles is gay!!!
First, gay guys dont smoke cigars, and dont wear aviators (i should know because im gay!)
Second, chicks dig gay guys
Third, majority of gay guys like girls (not in the straight way), a few dont give a flying fuck about girls, and a small amoutn hate women.
Fourth, guys like sex, 30 of my female compadres hate it, and they were the only ones who I asked.
Fith, if Dick was gay then he would pressent himself better than the way he does in the pictures (god knows I would!)
Sixth, my mother allways said that when people run out of people to hate, they point theyre fingures at the only ones who insult them. So put in a tampon, and just chill.
Love-Drewsome
*chicks dig gay guys*
Lower class/black/uneducated women hate gay men. You’re just talking about white middle class women and presenting their idiomatic attitudes as immutable, as per usual.
Um..I’m black…don’t hate gay men.
Ok, but you’re just a wild exception. Most do.
Hey dick, I’ve had plenty of girls that LOVE sex and actually initiate it with me. I don’t know if i’m just a lucky guy or if I just know how to turn women on, either way….I guess you should re-word you tittle to, “Most women don’t like sex” or something like that. Keep in mind, there are men out there who hate sex too. Some people find just the act of sex repulsive, men and women. There’s billions of people in this world, don’t over generalize.
No you haven’t…. these women only “LIKE” —>>> WHAT ELSE THEY THINK THEY CAN GET FROM YOU.
I have fucked women who SEEMED to really “like” sex too.
And they even told me so.
When I wasn’t interested in committing, calling again, or getting into a relationship with her for some totally unrelated reason…. and the women suddenly started to RESENT me for it.
Even though she found the sex great and satisfying.
If all a guy offers her is SEX - and nothing else - women WILL hate it.
Women ALWAYS need ANOTHER totally-unrelated reason to want to peel their panties off.
That’s what makes them WHORES.
It’s not an” over-generalization” (or “just an opinion”)… it’s a FACT.
Women REALLY DON’T LIKE Men who fuck just for the sake of having sex and NO OTHER REASON.
Any woman who looks NEGATIVELY at us Men like that, is a WHORE who looks at sex NEGATIVELY and needs ANOTHER totally-unrelated reason to want to peel their panties off.
If a woman needs ANOTHER reason to have sex that has nothing to do with sex . . . . then she hates sex, and is looking for ways to AVOID IT while brainwashing herself into thinking that’s a great way to “get a man’s RESPECT”.
Women are completely unaware of all of this themselves.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
every article on here is terrible. Not only the actual content but the way it’s written is appalling. Obviously written by a comple bone head. As for the rampage on women, “ALL WOMEN ARE CHEATING WHORES” etc.. all i can say is somebody was abused early in life haha. truly pitiful. the fact that this guy(s) whatever have the time to do this, and to this level clearly demonstrates that some people have way too much time on their hands. Perhaps, had he not been so busy with his superiority complex, he could’ve actually done something with his life.
My advice to you is this: urgently seek proffessionial help. Alternatively, try the cheaper, easier, bone head route and kill yourself :)
Okay then. We’ll make sure to change all the articles to the simpleton, NON-fact based versions, so you agree with them, then.
Normally I would appreciate your input, miss. Sadly, all you have done is make fun of the writer and gave no reasoning as to why he is wrong. Without any facts to back your claims up with, I am unable to take anything you say with credibility.
She made fun? I read the first sentence and moved on.
Of course; because we men already know the rest of their “game” - “has a small penis” (unverifiable), “must have been abused” (unverifiable), “just can’t get laid” (unverifiable), “If you could please a woman…!” (yeah; good luck, GOD! - And, unverifiable), and their constant pointing out that somehow THEY’RE the exception to the rule.
You’re dumb. Dick is always right. Why? Because he’s a fucking man. You’re apparently not. Which might explain why you’re dumb. Get the drift?
Women are dumb whores. Period. Grow the fuck up and accept it.
Everyone on this site, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m a fucking 16 year old boy and I swear to god I’m smarter than Dick and all of his followers. EVERY SINGLE PERSON on this site that absolutely HATES women have never had a REAL woman. If a woman makes you buy all the shit, then tells you to ‘hit the right spot’ selfishly, that’s not a woman. If a women cheats on you, that’s not a woman. I’m only 16! I’ve had my girlfriend for 2 years. Sure, call me young and ignorant. Tell me I don’t have experience and that I don’t know what I’m talking about. But my girlfriend buys her own shit, she buys MY shit, I buy her shit, and I buy my shit. We share everything equally. I care DEEPLY about her orgasms and her feelings, and she cares DEEPLY about mine. Neither of us are EVER selfish. Shes one of the guys, but shes got a hot, female body. SHE is a woman, and you guys need to shut your whiny little asses up about how much you hate women until you meet a real woman.
Women buy me shit too.
That’s not the point.
Calm down.
Noone here “hates” women.
We wouldn’t throw our dicks into something we “hate”.
A 16 year old girl (you’ve had her for 2 years - so she was even younger) is –>> NOT EVEN A WOMAN YET. Let alone a “REAL” woman. So you can stop pretending and try harder.
YOU BOTH are not even considered adults, and when most people are 16 . . . romance, and the “feeling” gets in the way of logic and REASON.
At 16 your hormones are going off like a fire alarm. And so are hers. You can AFFORD to get lost in the trance known as “young love”.
Ever hear of Romeo and Juliet????????
He was 17.
She was 14.
The way that story panned out WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED had they been 10+ years older.
15 years ago, I had a gay friend who threw himself in front of a train just because his boyfriend broke up with him… and he didn’t have the balls to tell anyone he cared about that he was gay.
He wouldn’t do that today… 15 years later.
Noone would.
At that age your REASONING is completely FUCKED and you don’t see things in PERSPECTIVE. Just like you don’t the PERSPECTIVE of this website or any opinions on it.
At 16 it’s VERY easy to think IDEALISTICALLY. But you WILL learn that noone can AFFORD to think “idealistically” because “realistically” always takes over.
Throwing himself in front of a train was not “realistic”.
I won’t say that your young. I wouldn’t even accuse you of being NIEVE. But I will say you need to grow some perspective and consider others instead of just yourself.
YOU are not “the” example.
….. as you can PLAINLY see.
Chris,
That is the first comment I’ve seen from you (granted I haven’t been here long) that is earnest and makes a decent point. This site seems to get people really worked up even though the majority of Dick’s work seems to be in jest, albeit I suspect some of the responses are genuine :/
Anyway, I think it’s sweet that Brian respects his girlfriend and they have an equal partnership. Regardless of the fact he is only 16, and things always seems so intense at that age, his opinion could be so different.
–”While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.”–
This line is so clearly a joke, I think some people need to get a sense of humour. A few things on here go too far, but if you don’t like it, leave I guess, or go post on a site where you are more likely to get a satisfactory response.
This must be the first comment of Chris’ that you’ve read then. He always makes a decent point.
Fuck off this website.
Nicely said..your probably the most mature ‘male’ here! For a 16 year old young man you sound like you know how to respect a women & know what you want! x
>>”I care DEEPLY about her orgasms and her feelings, and she cares DEEPLY about mine”
Bex is a woman or a super brainwashed mangina, go and be the dildo of your girlfriend if you’re a brainwashed mangina or go and feed your cat if you’re a woman because only a cat would stay with you.
On this site there are only real Men and we are fighting feminism because that’s our common enemy, if you’re a brainwashed mangina you should not call yourself a man even again, you’re not allowed to do that.
Listen to this cunt “bex”…..
BEX: “You sound like you know how to respect a women & know what you want!”
Oh don’t worry, sugartits –>> WE ALL know exactly how to “SOUND” like we know how to respect women too.
That’s the EASY part.
We all know exactly how to tell a woman EXACTLY what she wants to hear. How do you think we gat laid so easily? By PAYING for it?
Fuck no.
EVERYMAN KNOWS ALL THAT’S REQUIRED TO GET A BITCH WET, BEGGING FOR IT AND STANDING IN HER OWN SLIPPERY LITLE PUDDLE –>> IS TO “SOUND” like he knows how to respect women too.
Except there’s just one very important catch.
Women who are willing to EARN the respect they think they automatically “deserve” is THE PROBLEM. Its not the men who “SOUND” like he knows how to respect women.
It’s the women who are NOT WORTHY.
And don’t worry….. we all know “what we want” too. And a bitch who thinks that its NOT her place to EARN what she wants and expects IS DEFINITELY NOT IT.
Those cunts grow on trees.
They are worth nothing, let alone a man’s time.
Menarebetterthanwomen.