Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Parasite; definition:
Biology. An organism that grows, feeds, and is sheltered on (by) or in a different organism while contributing nothing to the survival of its host.
One who habitually takes advantage of the generosity of others without making any useful return.
One who lives off and flatters the rich; a sycophant.
A professional dinner guest, especially in ancient Greece.
Woman; Definition: See above
Above definition from http://www.answers.com/topic/parasite
That’s a brilliantly accurate perfect definition of women.
Your only saying this cause your using a fucking doll.
Thats why it sucks so bad.
Earn 60$ go find a whore. And fuck her stupid.
problem solved.
ja: So you’re self proclaimed intellect didn’t stop you returning to female stereotype and throw in a shame attempt. They don’t work here.
YES!!!
Finally, somebody who is willing to sing the truth. Women suck at sex. I tried for YEARS to experience good sex with a woman. I finally realized that the only way to get any real action was to turn to the more gifted gender. . . men. I now have sex with men twice a day every day, and couldn’t be more satisfied.
Now, I only use women for the one thing that they are good at – as shopping buddies.
;)
I, as a REAL woman with REAL woman parts, agree with everything this site exclaims. Men are better than women. It’s the plain and simple truth. “I know my place. It is time you learned yours.”
Oh, so let’s sleep with men now!
Comment by jessica
2009-11-16 16:43:02 – IP Man-Hash: c53672bab8c1b
if we are bad at sex then why don’t you go fuck a man? not one man that has ever been on this site would be here with out a women YOUR MOTHER you call us cunts, and bitches and tell us all we are good for is cleaning, fucking, and giving birth. well all i have to say is that all you men are good for is longing onto your computer and playing with your selves because you can get a women to give you the time of day because YOU ARE THE losers we are EQUAL to you god did not make us from your feet so we could be walked on he did not make us from your head to be superior to you we were made from your rib to stand next to you to be just as respected as you. you maybe stronger but wohooooooooo’s SMARTER!!!!!! i’ll tell you this NOT men Women you stupid fucks!!!!
have fun masturbating to pictures of women you will never get!!!
”All animals are equal” + ‘but some are more equal than others”
” Equality ” + ”But we give birth ”. See the parallel.
lets hope josh and wtf (below) remember what gender and their own name (same IP) when they go to vote next. Can you imagine her with the power over the button?!!!!!!!! Lol. Wave bye bye world.
you don’t get it bitch. masturbating is fun, especially when you know how the hell to do it. women don’t have a clue, don’t have a dick, and for those two reasons never figure out what a man really wants. truth is, men don’t need women to have fun,just to have their son…..hey, I’m a poet and don’t know it…sort of like a cunt without a clue.
Wahhhh… =”(
okay so if all women hate sex and all women are whores then why am i 24 years old i have had sex with one man my entire 24 years of life. i lost my virginity to him when i was 19 and I’m still with him!!! oh and I LOVE SEX we have it all the time normally because i start it!!! so most likely the few women who do hate sex are just with really shitty men.
Quite normal – you are a lying whore who hates sex and an idiot.
take a look at commercials on TV”wow a pill that makes a man larger” how to get a boner in ten minutes. its BECAUSE YOU SUCK IN BED. men could get off by fucking a dog! two strokes of your pathetic little excuse of a penis and you jizz all over the place a women is a piece of art you are DIRT!
wow you pussy bitches wont even allow a women to comment on here! you guys are suck little pussy ass bitches hiding behind your little website have fun jacking off to women you will never have!!
fuck you guys
if we are bad at sex then why don’t you go fuck a man? not one man that has ever been on this site would be here with out a women YOUR MOTHER you call us cunts, and bitches and tell us all we are good for is cleaning, fucking, and giving birth. well all i have to say is that all you men are good for is longing onto your computer and playing with your selves because you can get a women to give you the time of day because YOU ARE THE losers we are EQUAL to you god did not make us from your feet so we could be walked on he did not make us from your head to be superior to you we were made from your rib to stand next to you to be just as respected as you. you maybe stronger but wohooooooooo’s SMARTER!!!!!! i’ll tell you this NOT men Women you stupid fucks!!!!
have fun masturbating to pictures of women you will never get!!!
jess is a clear examp-le of why women shouldn’t be given any kind of power. Hormonal. Women are smarter? Than a horses arse possibly, than men, not a chance.
I like to think I’m a pretty smart guy. My IQ is around 130-140. It’s not off the charts, but above average. My sister, on the other hand is a certified genius. Her IQ is closer to 180 and she is part of a team that designs AI. Who cares if men are a tiny bit smarter on average (doesn’t the difference come out to about 5 IQ points?). Some women are damn smart, and a hell of a lot smarter than most of you fellas will ever be. This stereotyping is the stupidest thing I’ve ever witnessed. Best of luck to all of you. I’m thinking you’ll need it. And no need to leave nasty replies because you couldn’t pay me to come back here.
I wonder if benj will be smart enough to stay single. From the rest of his comment, not likely. Good for your sister. Shame he didn’t give us the ratio of males to females on that team, probably wouldn’t have held his end of the argument up. Nor did he tell us what she does on the team, she could be the intelligencia’s answer to a tea lady. The last parts taking the piss benj btw, just in case you did return.
Benji you are w whimmin posing as a man, how pathetic.
belive it or not mabye your just not very good at sex thats y u think women ‘hate sex’ because really im a women and i really lovve sex, get your facts right dosh bag
I was directed to this site by a random link
Anyway I was reading the stuff u have on here and looks to me all u care about is making money as you listed nothing of truth or interest on this site.
lets say men are better than women why should I give a fuck?
Whimmin who post as men have nothing interesting or valid to say, if you were not an idiot you would know tthat.
”I was directed to this site by a random link”
From the very first sentence it was lying bollox.
if all women hate sex then they can’t be whores.
If all women are whores, then they can’t hate sex.
My gf loves sex, she can’t get enough. She doesnt expect me to make her come during sex either, because sex doesnt make her orgasm. She gets on top of me until I come, then does herself with a vibrator while playing with my dick. However, she isn’t a whore, because she doesnt sell it or take anything in return for giving it.
My facts just about render this site completely inaccurate. Oh well.
LMAO. Young men, have to love their naivety. Give it time, you’ll learn. btw that roger himseld typing or his vibrator loving gf? I suspect this line.
”My facts just about render this site completely inaccurate. Oh well.”
Was written by a female. One little statement just changed so much else? Only a female could think that.
Little clue hun, I’ve yet to meet a man that would admit he can’t make a girl cum. oops
The only fact you have made clear is that you cannot sexually satisfy your girlfriend. I fail to see how your personal inadequacy renders this site “completely inaccurate”.
Is this entire website a really ridiculous attempt at being humorous? I can’t help but read everything with a sarcastic undertone. Most women probably hate sex with men because few of them can find where the clitoris is, and often men probably don’t even care because they’re focused on getting themselves off. Personally, I love sex, but this is coming from a bisexual. There’s probably something on this website that would have an issue with my sexuality, too.
hoofuckingrah, a woman that’s seen Dicks articles for the satire they are. I wonder if she can also see what else Dick is trying to tell her.
Dick isn’t trying to tell HER anything because there are NO WOMEN ALLOWED. Jesus Harry, have you still not grasped this concept? I would think you had since you troll this site more than any other cretinous follower of Dick.
Just posted you an answer to your other soppy comment. As I’ve said befor Dick has told women to stay away because he knowws for certain that will make them come. Getting a little agitated there jj? Time of the month maybe? Off to the pub. ta ta
ps, not heard many men call other men a troll btw, oops
“Troll” isn’t a term used exclusively by women. It’s a term used to describe one who frequents a website and leaves inane posts. What the fuck are you talking about?
jj: At this point I’m past caring about what you think or say. I’ve had a couple beers and am ready for bed, work tomorrow. I’ll leave you with some words from g, posted below, just a little proof for my comment earlier, remember it?
FUCK YOU YOU IGNORANT ASS HOLE, your career, succes, and lifestyle completely thrives off of the reactions of women
Please excuse my lack of replies to you in the future, you’ve become very boring. I have little time for ignorance.
Well, Harry, you’ve been somewhat amusing. I don’t think you’ll ever live up to Chris, though. That guy has some issues that never fail to brighten my day. You guys are just too funny. Now run along and pass out drunk. The alcohol numbed your brain enough for one night.
2 pints, keep your smart comments coming, your the one that looks a tit.
Any man knows this.
If men stopped doing everything we do our society would fail. Not so if women did the same. Call it speculation if you like but men do everything that keeps our society working. Sorry if your vagina disagrees.
The science that led to men speculating about making that voyage, men again, from the east I believe.
Tell you what Shingledinger – let’s see how much THIS numbs your brain:
The first scientific challenge to academia’s traditional assumption that men were smarter than whimmin came in 1912, when pioneering IQ test researcher Cyril Burt announced that they scored equally – on average. Yet, as (now former) Harvard president Larry Summers noted, men are more variable, so they are more numerous among the extremely intelligent, such as university professors and Nobel Prize winners (40 of whom have taught at Harvard).
The Nobel Prize lists show a striking pattern: the fuzzier the field, the better whimmin do. Twelve whimmin have won the most political and LEAST intellectually rigorous Nobel Prize, Peace (13 percent of all individual winners), and ten have been Literature laureates (ten percent). In Physiology & Medicine, there have been seven female laureates (four percent). In Chemistry, three (two percent), and in Physics, the most abstract of the Nobels, just two (one percent).
What about mathematics, that most unworldly of subjects? The Fields Medal for mathematicians under age 40 is the equivalent of the Nobel. NO WHIMMIN number among its 44 recipients.
But, surely, the trendline must be turning upwards as “discrimination” lessens?
That’s true in Physiology & Medicine, where whimmin won only once before 1977, but six times (nine percent) since. YET, by aggregating Physics and Chemistry, we can see the opposite pattern: five whimmin ranked among their first 160 laureates, but over the LAST FORTY YEARS, not a single woman features among the LATEST 160 winners (AGAIN, so much for the “oppression theory of underachievement”).
Overall, in the “bad old days” from 1901 through 1964, whimmin won 2.5 percent of the hard science Nobels. SINCE then, they’ve DECLINED to 2.3 percent.
Now, just like a pseudo-Lord (read: pseudo intellectual), you can PRETEND that someone making a claim without providing a link to every effin one likely means they’re specious (when the effort required to find such information is no more difficult than picking your nose, screeching “but we’re equaaaaaal!,” or, gee, typing such into a search engine and doing a bit of poking around), but such claims will render you, like almost every other of this site’s detractors, to the intellectual equivalency of pullin’ up the rear of a turnip truck.
So no, you WOULDN’T have the technoLOGIC-ALLY MANvanced societies you’ve come to take for granted if it weren’t for the existence and sacrifices of MEN – and the evidence is SO abundant, that it kicks CONSISTENT’S ass, and borders on absolutely CONCLUSIVE.
So stop being an effin pussy; and learn the MANtruth of Dick, when he was asked how he came about the claims and title of this Website>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
“KeepingMyEyesOpen”
Harry,
Do not worry about “the asshole”
it’s a whimmin posing as a man.
and btw. When will you finally learn????
When it’s a woman posting she gives herself away by the third sentence… and that’s “at best”.
Cheers, bro.
Mate I’m not nor will be worried by the fems. I’d guessed it was a female but prefer to let them slip up, they allways do. This one was quite good though. One thing that will always show a female. Point out the obvious any man will see and they’ll avoid it at any cost. And of course she ended by trying to shame me, wonderful aren’t they. I actually like arguing with them btw, it always ends by showing how cretinous they are. Their unwavering ignorance will always expose them.
cheers to you too mate.
Benign: Another good post mate.
Exactly, great example on how to detect a fake, Harry good thing you can spot a fake, bro.
FUCK YOU YOU IGNORANT ASS HOLE, your career, succes, and lifestyle completely thrives off of the reactions of women. Without them, you’d be no where. fuck you for your insensitive comments, regardless of your ludacris ideas and standpoints you have no right to attempt to make women feel as though they are the inferior gender, men come from women so i’d like to hear how your fucking mom feels when she hears you essentially tear her apart
Reduckulos!
Lol, be fair Watcher, the girls not ging to need language skills in the way she’s likely to earn a living. Open wide, nope I don’t mean a dentist.
Lol, be fair Watcher, the girls not going to need language skills in the way she’s likely to earn a living. Open wide, nope I don’t mean a dentist.
lets see probably because its estimated 1/10 women are sexually abused. usually due to a man…so hmm… think about that. oh…maybe because we like it when we’re in LOVE….hmmm think about that. oh and maybe u think women hate sex because youre so bad at it that we dont wanna fuck you!
stay ugly u fuckin dumb idiot. lol this guy is fucked, he musta been turned down by a lot of women or some shit because what is this even based on, i wish i could see him and smash him in the face.
”i wish i could see him and smash him in the face.”
Violence from a female, isn’t that meant to be impossible?
Gone
Wow.
A violent woman who believes in “smashing a man in the face” even though her never treated her (or anyone she knows) badly.
What a pathetic cunt.
Well at least she’s the type of girl who will suck your cock if you tell her something she wants to hear instead.
How average.
Estimated by whom?
I didn’t dare ask Watcher, she’s likely to bore the shit out of us with some shite she’s learned from the sisterhood.
you need to get laid mate and stop writing this bullshit! And learn how to write grammatically!
lou: ignorance is bliss hun, go put your head back in the sand.
mmmm i LOVE sex
and i’m a woman
hmm…
I was just curious—do you ever listen to yourself? Moral, ethical, and cultural factors aside, dude, the presentation of your arguments is lacking. You write like you don’t know what you really mean to say, meandering from topic to topic much like a woman. Men have organized, compartmentalized brains, allowing them to focus on one subject at a time. Meandering is sorta a woman’s deal, dude. For as much as you put down women, you argue like one. You’re basing most of this off of irrational, emotional responses to the world rather than rational, cold, hard facts and logic.
It’s fucking written with satire in mind ffs any non pussywhipped male can read that in Dicks articles.