Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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It sadly really did take me reading Female’s (and to a degree some of Nicole’s) posts to get me simpatico with Dick’s views. I think I even asked Dick somewhere if he paid them to comment.
On the other hand, Arielle is something of a paradox: someone who appreciates a significant portion of the site, but simply in existing is a powerful refutation of considerable portions of it.
Fortunately for Dick, there seem to be many more Females and Nicoles than Arielles.
I read for Dick’s humor, for interesting links Christian will post, for oft-interesting comments from Geezer, Geeza, and OldOne, for Big Al’s succinct responses, for Esther’s intelligence, for KoM, for George, for many others. And last but far from least, for Arielle’s sociological views.
While Female was interesting when she used her brain (and could be again), her recent desperate cries for attention only demean her and her sex.
-wolfe
And your son would never do that because he’s a man. It’s a silly and a self destructive cry for attention. You should hear the horror and disgust in women’s voices when they read what Female and Nicole are up to on this site.
-Dick
Even if for arguments sake Arielle has a ’scratch my back I’ll scratch yours’ reason for repeatedly posting on this site, at least its an understandable reason.
If a woman or man for that matter came on to this site and found the articles objectionable, I would expect some sort of rebuff and then for that person to never visit this site again. That sounds reasonable too.
But you and Nicole disagree with the articles and posts on this site, and yet visit and post on this site repeatedly and ‘pick fights:
I cant speak for the others but I am in my 40s and if my son (who does go to high school) visited feminist sites and ‘took feminazis on’ I’d be sorely disappointed in him.
If you really think that getting into an argument on an internet forum takes guts, and that winning such an argument is an achievement then you and Nicole must be truly desperate for some self esteem.
Nicole’s smartest comment of the day … Just Kidding
“second of all, there have been countless females leading in the science department. marie curie, dorothy crowfoot hodgkins, rosalyn sussman yalow, and diatoma are a few amazing who made huge scientific discoveries. but you almost never hear about them, and do you know why? because males are chauvinist ass holes, and they refuse to acknowledge the fact that women are equals.”
marie curie didnt do anything when she was little besides “clean and have sex” she was born in warsaw and recieved a general education … and her father taught her everything she knew from that point on until she married and her husband, who educated her and partnered with her because she had nothing else to do … like dick said: the most she did was hold a flashlight up in the sky while Pierre changed the flat tire
dorothy was not alone in the nobel prize “it was a group effort which had many guys involved” she was also inspired by Einstein who last time i checked was a guy.
rosalyn did not do anything either besides go to a femnist all girl school “which helped her become a secretary”, then she had a joint- research with Solomon A. Berson.
Also, You never hear about them because they are not great discoveries.
Whats your point nicole, Are you saying these women are smart? or do they just work hard? are women equal?
The smartest thing you could do would be not to call us asshole’s and admit that mostly guys contribute to science and maybe a few wives had a little joint-research with there husband because they appreciated what the men did in the family. Women that appreciate also please and respect that they look up to the men and in favor we can help you “girls” out.
“actually, the reason that women hate sex is because they’re fucking sick of faking orgasms. most women orgasm 1 out of 10 times they have sex.”
Also, orgasm’s only last a couple second’s, “im sorry i think your attention span is only that of how long a orgasm lasts”
We already know that, Thats why we pay for you to go shopping, which is what you girls enjoy to do. Can you fake shopping too? Yes- when your faking orgasm’s then obviously you can fake everyone of how you really look when that make-up comes off at night, We have to put up with having to look at that face (while having sex at 2am). Thats a thing called “love” which is what you DONT HAVE and its what dorothy and rosalyn had towards there men.
READ THE BIBLE
why were you guys created? and from what?
You were made to be loved and cared for. You were also made from a “piece of us”. that means we are obviously smarter and stronger, If we didn’t care about YOU in the 1st place YOU wouldn’t be here
And dont say you dont belive in the bible. That would be the worst mistake in your life. But we will still forgive you just as God forgives your sins.
You are here because you have some sort of personal relationship with dick, that’s why. Whether you actually know each other or just met through blogging, whatever, it’s personal and that is why you post here, just as he posts on your site. I’m saying it’s a scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours arrangement because you are not here for the reasons that you ought to be here, which are either 1. because you agree with what he says about women or 2. because you vehemonently disagree. You therefore serve no purpose here other than decoration. No wonder the men put up with you.
If you disagree, I’d like to hear your reasons as to why. You also didn’t answer my other question, the other about your husband. Of course you don’t have to answer, but failing to answer tends to speak volumes.
Lucky him
I’m here because I find the discussions interesting. Wolfe receives the largest credit for why I continue to browse and comment.
I would be so mad at you right now but I’m still laughing at the other old geezer’s comment.
Actually Female is right for once, but not the way she would like. She is fighting against injustice. The biggest injustice that she faces is the fact that men are better than women.
Sorry Big Al, but my xmas present to you is to leave you alone.
Female 9-Dec: “I am trained in both a business and scientific discipline you ignorant white supremacist.”
Female 10-Dec: “Considering animal species are culled when their populations become unsustainable, I see no reason why humans should not start instigating this practice now that the planet is under extreme stress. ”
Female 10-Dec: “A bullet seems almost humane. ”
Female 13-Dec: “My regime of culling will benefit all rational people everywhere as it removes those who are a malignant tumour on society.”
Social conscience?
Sounds like National Socialistiche Deutsche Arbeiter Partei conscience to me.
Damn. Now I’m on her list to be rounded up and sent to the camps….
and UP, those shoes you mention are gross and I wouldn’t be seen dead in them. If you want to get me some new shoes for xmas, how about sending me either the Larissa or the Ruby pair from here
http://www.shoes.com/stores/luxury/category.asp?ShowMeStyle=&c=Womens& onsale=N&new=N&as=1&PageNumber=1&searchsource=SHOWME&sb=1&sc=&brand=LA UNR&color=&size=&sk=P&ps=48&keywordmode=AND&keyword=&fys_submit.x=30&f ys_submit.y=12
Is that why you keep posting here Arielle? I’m here because I have a social conscience and I can’t tolerate injustice of any kind. Why the hell are you here love and what does your husband think about it?
Underground,
Thank you for explaining what your bookstore remark meant. =)
Geeza,
I’ve always assumed that Nicole and Female continue posting here because they want attention, even if it is negative. This same behavior frequently occurs in children.
I visit this site at least often just to see what manly wisdom has been added. Without fail there is always some screeching raving feminist (more often than not its either Female or Nicole) and I used to wonder, what drives these women to spend so much of their time visiting this site and more than that, what makes these women spend even more of their time posting volumes here. They certainly seem to spend more time here than me and post alot more than I do.
Do they feel that they are winning some sort of crusade by posting here? Do they feel that guys will suddenly think to themselves ‘Jeez, she is right. Boo hoo I wish I was a woman’. I think that these women themselves do not realise the true reason as to why they visit this site so often and have to post a response to anything said.
I cant stand feminist bullshit, yet I cant be arsed to go on some feminist site and get into a meaningless argument which will be just as meaningless even if I win it. But these feminazi lunatics do it here all the time.
After reading posts from Nicole and Female, I am convinced that there is one thing that women are better at than men and it isnt giving birth. That is just a biological function. My pet cat gave birth to kittens and that does not make female cats better than men.
Women are better than men at clutching at straws and deluding themselves into believing that they are at all worth while. They will either clutch at some obscure ancient equally deluded civilisation that perhaps worshiped women, or clutch at an impossible future where men no longer exist (having the ability to convieve without male sperm does necessarily lead to a healthy and genetically complete child and certainly does not automatically lead to a future without men).
Or they will clutch at some obscure female inventor that only a feminist would know well. Or some newspaper article that claims that women are better at some menial meaningless task.
Or they will clutch at the posts they have made on a male only site and satisfy themselves that they have scored a point for womanhood.
And I can see why women have to feed themselves this bullshit. They have to validate the mantra that they have been brainwashed with ‘I am equal to a man’.
A man if he even needs to do so, simply has to stop, observe and contemplate, anywhere, anytime. Whatever you are looking at was invented by men, manufactured in a factory built by men with machinery made by men, with components extracted, formulated and transported by men. Looking at a building site? Guess what? Men at work. Roadworks being carried out? Guess what? Men at work. Tsunami hit area? Guess what? Men helping out. Earthquake just hit? Guess what? Men helping out.
If there was such a thing as reincarnation and I had a choice, I would come back as a man everytime and no woman has ever given me reason to wish otherwise.
For feminazis the utopia would be to be reincarnated into a world where men do not exist. Then, they would have nothing to measure themselves against and come up short.
By the way, the main purpose of sex throughout the ages has been for reproduction. The fact that men get it all over and done with efficiently and women do not only proves one thing, that men are better than women at having orgasms.
Yea. Good on you for wasting your fucking time posting on a site where you’re forbidden. Is that some preverted version of logic you call “thinking” Female?
Both of you, fuck off my site.
-Dick
Arielle, I like bookstores just fine. I know what book I want, I go in and grab it and leave. Not hang out with those Chatty Kathy bitches like female that would rather gossip about nonsense with their fellow nutballs and metrosexual males while drinking hot coffee and eating pastries.
To me that rather defeats the purpose of bookstores\libraries. They are places one goes to learn, maybe take a short break for lunch. Not stay all day and getting into other people’s business and being an imp in general.
And thanks for showing your TRUE oppressve nature once again female, trying to suppress the truth are we ?
Well I’ve got news for you tits, it didn’t work for Oprah and it won’t work for you either.
If anyone should get banned here, that’s you for your nonsense and retarded views on men. You are a useless Peg Bundy sort of bitch.
Now get my laundry done female, and don’t forget to take a nice long shower too, I don’t like women that smell like goats and wear Birkenstocks !
And Arielle, UP doesn’t like bookstores because he thinks all those big bad books will fill his mind with lies about the real world. He definately thinks all the women bashers here are speaking the gospel truth. Very scary. He should be banned.
Nicole, I think I remember you posting before that you were in high school, is that right? If you are a young woman, I just want to say good on you for taking on the fools on this site. Something I’m damn sure dick, wolfe, christian J (who must be in their 40’s) sure as hell would not have had the guts to do on a feminist board when they were around your age.