If A Woman’s In The Ring, She Better Be Holding A Number
Out of all the sports, boxing is one of man’s favorites. The art of pugilism. That’s what we call it, because men give nice legitimate names to nice legitimate things like knocking someone about with your fists. That’s an art on many levels. We also know a lot about the things we like; in this case boxing. Things like reach is important and just because the ref can call the fight doesn’t mean he should. And most importantly, women can’t fucking box.
Women boxing is just like women doing anything that requires strategy, talent, and being light on your feet; a fucking calamity. It’s so bad that I have to use a word that hasn’t been used in like eighty years to describe it. Women are a calamity in the ring. Women boxing is like women dancing. Just a bunch of wild swings and awkward gyrations to an imaginary beat that dogs can’t even hear and which pretty much always ends in blood and tears. And for what?
Since women can’t box, why in the hell did I wake up to see that on October 15th, a women is going to box a man. Holy shit.
Actually, let me rephrase that. On October 15th, a woman is going to get the bejesus beaten the fuck out of her by a fully grown man live for millions of people on Pay Per View. That’s not a prediction either. In no way does saying that a man would kick the shit out of a woman at boxing count as a prediction. It’s just going through the motions, like a weatherman telling you it’s going to be hot in the Sahara Desert tomorrow. No fucking shit, ya think?
Just like you, at first I thought this was some kind of jelly wrestling charity event. Where the ladies strap on some novelty, oversized boxing gloves and a liberal coating of oil and then wrestle around in a vaguely and desperately arousing kind of way. What is it called, Foxy boxing? I think that’s it.
This is not that. I don’t know what misconception of terms or ideas led to it, but a woman is actually going to box a man. This is the stupidest most pointless thing ever done.
“It’s in me to fight. If I didn’t box, I’m the kind of person who would kill 50 people…”
That’s a quote from Ann “Almost a Man, But Not” Wolfe, the female contender in this mockery of an event, and you can practically hear the desperation in it. As though the little girl who was ten when her father left for good and sent her on this haphazard, attention seeking road to the ring is speaking to you from the distant past. Pathetic.
Women can’t box because they can’t roll with anything, especially punches. That’s the secret to boxing and it’s one of the greatest life lessons that a man learns from the sport. Everyone has a great game plan until they get hit. That’s it. Men learn that at an early age and it teaches us to be adaptable and totally flexible at all times; and not shrill, shrewy nags who obsess about the most meaningless shit and plan their lives out like a fucking fairy tale while keeping their brains boxed and shrink-wrapped like a mint condition fucking Batmobile.
Talk about not being able to see the forest for the trees, women can’t see anything at all. They’re too busy choking on fistfuls of self-indulgent fantasy horseshit.
Here’s an example. If a woman is going to a dinner party and for some reason the blue shoes that she thinks match her dress are out of commission, then the whole evening is fucked. Fucked just like a woman’s boxing match, where women come out screaming and crying and throwing blows (literally in the case of boxing) and not really giving a shit if any of them land because women have no concept of victory anyway.
At least the phrase “It’s never okay to hit a girl” isn’t true anymore. Way to go ladies. Is the plan to take out the glass ceiling by throwing pride and integrity at it until it shatters and the bullshit rains down on everybody? I guess so.
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Boxing/martial arts is fun >:3
Yeah, but my aunt was murdered by her drug addict husband and left for the children to see in the morning…
he was stalking her after she left him because he was abusing her… He also molested all her sisters. And I do not think all men are like that either. That was him.
this is what the rats(females)want men. is to get your goat.fuck them all.ignore them and continue telling the truth.which females call…WOMAN BASHING!!!!! when you ignore them and continue to tell the truth,they will get frusterated and leave.cause a female cant hang long enough in the hot seat without crumbling.
Typo:
How the fuck is it fair to demand a man to do everything yet not[sic] have[sic] custody of the kids?
This is because you only care about what the woman needs while neglecting the man. How the fuck is it fair to demand a man to do everything yet remain in custody of the kids? Reverse the gender roles. Would the woman be satisfied with such a arrangement? Fuck, no. No one would. It is plain hypocrisy to expect the man to be happy with an arrangement that leaves him estranged from his children and a hole in his wallet.
And you don’t have any? Anyway, how was that hypocritical?
*sigh* Dutch, that is what was being already talked about.
And even more cunthole mothers, just seems like you forgot that.
What do you expect from a woman? Double standards.
You got it all figured out don’t you Clair. Fuck this is why I don’t even bother with the comments section anymore. That entire sentence is a complete statement in hypocrisy.
-Strength and Honor-
Ok, as long as you realise that there are asshole fathers. It just came across as though you didn’t think this type of male existed.
Clair most fathers want to see their children. Some don’t. But most do. You have been led to believe otherwise. Most mothers do create tension between father and child. By turning the child against him. When the mother tells her story to the child it’s never her fault. Always his.
When mom tells her lies of how bad dad is, how long do think it’s going to be before they don’t want to see him? You have it backwards. You think dad just quits coming around then the kids turn on him. No, dad comes around then gets drove away.
I agree with financial responsibility. But what about mom? Dad pays child support. The government sends her a check to. So what does mom do? Why she gets a part time job at 7-11 so she can still watch Dr. Phil.
Hmm, what about the ones that try to find the father? And MansVoice, if one parent is omitted from the child’s life, the least they can do is help support it. That is true equality. That way the single parent isn’t burdened with all the irresponsibility. It takes two to tango. And mike, when the kid’s father don’t wanna see them, they start talking trash about him themselves.
God, you are really insensitive pricks.
You think that all men are these god like Earth bound beings.
Once again you don’t know the true situation. These women make it as hard as they can for these guys to see their kids. It has been proven that over 70% of women admitted they did things, to interfere with dads visitation.
They do talk trash to their kids about them. A man can only pick his child up and be stared at strangely so many times, before he knows they don’t want to see him. So they give up.
These women are just looking for weekend babysitters anyway, so they can whore at the bar.
If you advocate equality, the man shouldnt have to pay for child support. Why should he? Custody is in the hands of the woman.
No, Daddy never saw the juniors ’cause he couldn’t care less about them. Doesn’t even pay child support for them.
The mothers didn’t deserve what the men did to them? What, he didn’t stay with her? You don’t marry someone because you have kids with them.
Of course they will tell you how bad of a guy he was. Never mentioning they might have been a ball busting bitch.
Daddy doesn’t see Junior. Know why? In most cases I’ve seen mom tells the kids he’s a horrible person. If she says it enough sooner or later the kids don’t want to see him.
I’d hardly call it defensiveness, it was frustration.
Stating facts is not “being defensive”. The only one who got defensive…was you.
Re-read it. Did it purely focus on pregnancy? No. What’s your problem?
I call bullshit Clair. I don’t get defensive over pregnancy, nor am I being defensive. I understand that pregnancy is a very hard, lengthy and debilitating process. I also know that your position on it is complete and utter bullshit as I wrote before. To say that Men cannot understand the pain involved in a hard, lengthy and painful process is bullshit, pure and simple. It’s selfish and solophistic to say the least. Is there anything else that you wish to say?
-Strength and Honor-
Thats funny. All the single mothers I have known, had to work and any spare time was dedicated to the children and either previously owned a house or rented one. All the while people looked down their noses at them. It’s really not fair, ’cause these women didn’t deserve what the man done to them, and neither did the children.
My god you all get defensive over pregnancy. It was mentioned ONCE amongst other things to form a basic image of motherhood.
Ahh, the pregnancy card, always the last resort of a woman on the run. The very fact that women pull this card shows how ignorant of Men they truly are. Allow me to educate you, let me be a light in your cave of ignorance.
Women have a gestation period of 8-9 months correct? The average woman has 2-3 children correct? Ok simple math says that they will be in “discomfort” for anywhere from 16-27 months out of their lives. That would be a 1.5 - 2.4 years. Sounds horrible does it not? Men couldn’t possibly understand whats it’s like the shrill harpy screams!!!
Sorry but you’re wrong, and horribly wrong at that. Right now I have the average woman beat by 3-7 years. Lets not even get into the pain of having your children ripped away from you, but instead focus on physical pain.
I work at an extremely physical job ALL YEAR, at ALL TEMPERATURES. I work in + 50 and I work at -50. Every day I get up and move anywhere from 1-7 TONS of furniture. I get no vacations, I cannot afford to. I have worked through broken fingers, dislocated knee joints, herniated disks, and several other injuries. I wake up in pain, and I go to sleep in pain. My body aches constantly from the repetitive physical labor. I run 2-5 miles a day on this job and lift 50-150 lbs hundreds of times a day. I have done this for the last 5 years. Before that I was a hod-carrier/masons helper. That means I did the same thing, but with CONCRETE. I have been a “blue collar” worker for the last 8-10 years.
This proves how weak, ignorant and selfish women actually are. I am not a singular case by any strech of the imagination. Men do this everyday, many for at least 2 DECADES before they can stop. I don’t see any woman-firsters/ feminists picketing construction sites or complaining about how women aren’t equally represented in the Masonary field for precisely the same reason. Try actually looking outside of yourself for once.
-Strength and Honor-
That’s rubbish. Being pregnant would certainly be an annoyance for any man (assuming he could survive the experience), but no more. The pain of labor is significant, but beats most of the alternatives.
And looking after a child for a day? Come on.
-wolfe
To bad the femnazi’s outnumber any GOOD mothers out there, by a huge percentage. So that pretty much makes your point moot.
And the very few GOOD mothers out there, that are doing so well, is because they have an army of men supporting her, in tax dollars and dozens of organizations practically throwing money and food at her.
Getting a free ride does not equal strength….
Boo hoo! Getting free money and a free house off the Government is “hard”…and not having to work is “hard”…and getting all sorts of other concessions like discount power and phone bills is “hard”…and watching daytime television is “hard”…and getting free/subsidised childcare while you laze around in a coffee shop with your friends all day is “hard”.
What definition of “hard” are YOU working from??? Tell it to a starving African.
I’m sick and tired of people bagging all single mothers. The good ones get bad names for the shit ones, and are over shadowed. It’s not fair on them. It’s harder then most realise.
What the hell does being pregnant have to do with fighting? Is that the only thing you can think of?
You can argue all you want but it really doesn’t add up. Some single mothers are good parents. But their are an equally number of bad ones.
How do we know this? The stats. When dad isn’t around things go to hell. Drinking, drug use, pregnancy, poor academics, and a flat out disrespect for authority follow.
Pregnancy. If some guy invented a cure for AIDS and cancer tomorrow, all you would say was, “Women have babies.”
Let me explicate that, good single mothers are stronger than you and anyone else that degrades them.
I bet you couldn’t handle being pregnant for a day, giving birth for a minute and then raise or even look after a child for a day all the while having everyone tell you that you can’t do anything. Single mothers are stronger than you and anyone else that degrades them.
Go away and feed your illegitimate bastard. He’ll be the one to kick your ass for fucking his childhood up by being an irresponsible, single mother.
Ok, MansVoice, I am begging you, kick my ass :)
I agree. We men almost never brag to our women friends about manly accomplishments etc. We know we are better, period. But if some bitch comes along and say “WOMEN are equal to men, we can beat them yada yada”.. Fuck. She is asking for some serious ass kicking and by god’s name, kick her fucking ass.
They’ll license anyone to fight. Anyone. Pass a physical and you to could box professionally. You don’t have to know a thing about boxing.
Indeed it was.
-Dick
Does anyone know the outcome? I did a bit of reading and it looks like it was cancelled due to a hurricane or some shit.
This tells me that God intervened. He felt a great deal of man pity for women and therefore halted the advance of yet another incredibly disastrous event that would only have led to further humiliation and embarrassment for all females around the manworld.
Have you not been reading the previous threads, there is factual proof of his findings. You seem to be worried by this site judging by the defensiveness of your post. Anyway women as you said allways want to be controlling bitches, they are never reasonable and only look out for number why, now can you see why that makes men better? Thought so.
Some women just love to create hostility. They would start a fight with men to get the “battle between the sexes” going! Do men challenge women in anything? We don’t! We know we are better period. We don’t need to show the world anything. On the other hand, women have to make up things to tell themselves they at least try. I think it is pointless for women to challenge men or vice versa. Don’t we already have too many with each others? Feminists are really the ones who always keep the hatred ball rolling!
Guys, it is a quite simple reason. She, and those supporting her, want to create publicity to further their cause by proving to men that women are equal to men in every way even in strength!! To women, the fact that a woman would challenge a man in physical stength and stralegy is enough for themselves to boost their own egos. We all know men are stronger than women, but a few women just don’t like the sound of that, and so what else can they do? They fight men! Now, she will get beaten in the ring. But guess what! Women will then say he was heavier, taller, more experienced, etc,etc. Women will not say he beat her because he was a man. Men have been taking back seats to women’s victomization,lying, cheating, screaming for too long, too much. We feel bad for them, we feel sorry for them, we want to please them, we buy things for them, we support them. Then women want more and more. The moment we men say no, they would call us pigs, bastards, jerks, insensitive, sexist, gay, etc. Women create the image of being a victim, and they also create the image of being a heroine. They will use the image to fit the situation for their cause you see. If a woman was not promoted, she was the victim, if she fail to show up on her wedding and lie about it to the police, she was a hero. I honestly feel bad for the guy in the ring because the fight would only give him a bad name. If he decided to beat her, he won’t gain any serious fans, and women would hate him. If he pretend to loose, he would be laughed at, and women would scream victory to all womenkind(funny how when one woman did something, all women take credits as if they all was actually doing it) and your girfriend and wives will all of a sudden remind you how women are proven to be just as strong if not stronger than men! And you are supposed to support them no matter what??
Guys, it is a quite simple reason. She, and those supporting her, want to prove to men that women are equal to men in very way even in strength!! To women, the fact that a woman would challenge a man in physical stength and stralegy is enough for themselves to boost their own egos. We all know men are stronger than women, but a few women just don’t like the sound of that, and so they challenge men! Now, she will get beaten in the ring. But guess what! Women will then say he was a heavier, taller, more experienced, etc,etc man. Women will not say he beat her because he was a man. Men have been taking back seats to women’s lying, cheating, screaming for too long, too much. We feel bad for them, we feel sorry for them, we want to please them, we buy things for them, we support them. Then women want more and more. The moment we men say no, they would call us pigs, bastards, jerks, insensitive, sexist, gay, etc. I honestly feel bad for the guy in the ring because the fight would only give him a bad name. If he decided to beat her, he won’t gain any serious fans, and women would hate him. If he pretend to loose, he would be laughed at, and women would scream victory to all womenkind(funny how when one woman did something, all women take credits as if they all was actually doing it) and your girfriend and wives will all of a sudden remind you how women are proven to be just as strong if not stronger than men! And you are supposed to support them no matter what??
lol
She don’t know what she means…
It’s a women and subject to change her mind every 3 to 5 minutes.
You mean. “You’re stupid”
:)
Women wouldnt be anything if it wasn’t for a mans tolerance. You are all like little strippers that work for US. You might be able to pull of sexy and classy but youl never make as much money or have as high position jobs as us. And your point of view is ditzy and cuntish. Men lack nothing but those two saggy tits, and some loose skin under there stomach. You women are only good until you’ve screwed too many people. Then your worthless peice of meat, although a man is always better the more he gets!!!! So if im a dog then your a female dog you BITCH! Women will never have control over men. Without my money your pussy dont mean SHIT!
I find that women boxers are most limited by the ruling body’s outlawing of hair pulling and cat-scratching.
Wimmin box as well as they play golf.
I believe there was a male v. female match a few years back. The man didn’t throw a punch and just let the woman hit him as hard and as often as she could. Even so she never hurt him and of course was given a points decision. Everyone that saw it said it was a stinker and they wouldn’t pay good money to see a repeat. I just hope that doesn’t happen again. Which of course leaves only the alternative.
Dick is right - women have no place in a real boxing ring other than to hold up the round numbers. Again I recall a TV prog here in the UK a few years ago which featured a bout between two girls. One was interviewed beforehand and was full of it, telling us how girls were as tough and skilful as boys, that she wasn’t afraid to get into the ring against anyone, that it didn’t matter what you had between your legs as long as you had bags of heart etc. etc.
Then came the so-called fight. It consisted of three of the most woeful rounds of slapping, flapping and swishing I have ever seen. Neither girl had a clue about defence but it didn’t matter because neither of them knew how to deliver a punch either. Everything was a slap or just a wild heave. They could have laid on each other all night flailing away without getting hurt because neither had the strength to inflict any sort of damage, even if they had stumbled on the secret of how to punch properly. I just wanted someone to throw a big paper bag over them both to prove that they really could not fight their way out of it.
After the shambles was over, mouthy came back to the microphone to enlighten us once again as to her boxing prowess, obviously having impressed herself to a wonderful degree. I can’t remember too much of what she said because I was too busy laughing. Truly an exercise in self-delusion of the first order. So girls can tussle with each other all they like, but better to do it in a mud bath. Don’t debase a great sport by letting them into a ring and calling it boxing.
That’s true, Nicole. I like you, too–you’re spunky!
“I’ll admit it. I like a few women (my wife, my mother, my sister, some aunts, etc.). ”
So basically jason you like all the women you know best, you probably don’t like the women on this website because you do not know us.
Do not judge a person until you have walked two moons in their mossicans.
(Native American saying for you there.)
Clearly not. Would it be asking for too much if the girls that aren’t supposed to be here contributed in a manner that leads them to being understood? I’m sure Dick doesn’t want his contribution to male immortality to be sullied by pre-menstrual ramblings and hormonal hyperbole. Ta muchly, CB.
Veronica, um, why did you put certain words in quotation marks? I understand using all caps to signify importance, but quotation marks? Not to mention your horrible grammar. Did you pass elementary school?
I’ll admit it. I like a few women (my wife, my mother, my sister, some aunts, etc.). But not very many. And those ones can be excruciatingly simple and overly-emotional. They will resort to logic only when a man convinces them.
As far as the boxing match, I can’t wait to see the girl get her ass stomped. I want to see her mouthpiece (and a couple teeth) FLY across the room. A small man can destroy the best woman boxer if he wants to. It’s testosterone vs. estrogen–it was designed that way–look at other predatory animals in Nature.
Ladies, feel free to debate his–nevertheless, you’re wrong. Period.
Veronica, you’re absolutely right. I envy women like I envy dogs and fish. Cruising around all day in their own filth without a care or responsibility in the world.
Ah to be twelve again. Or a woman.
-Dick
Guys, just resist it.
Well its time for a womens point of view and i think “YOUR STUPID”. the only reason you talk shit about women is because you envy them, because in the long run you know that they are BETTER THAN MEN and it conforts you that you can talk shit about them. They are highly educated respected and admired something that the “MEN SPECIES LACKS”. But i do have to agree with you on one point…”MEN ARE DOGS” and they will continue to be for many years to come, thats why women have to act like bitches so the men “species” wont control them, because they are intelligent and incharged!!!!
No one’s saying she isn’t capable of boxing. I’m sure she’s capable of punching someone, and that’s really all that’s required. Now, just because you CAN do something, doesn’t mean you’ll be good at it. As a human, I’m capable of riding a horse, but, as I’ve never done it before in my life, I’m not any good at it, and certainly wouldn’t dream of entering a horse race, or any other horse riding competition.
There are 2 possible results, as I see it.
1. The man has no mercy and destroys her.
2. The man doesn’t want to hit a woman, and possibly ends up losing because of it. But does that really count as a victory for the woman? If she won because her opponent didn’t want to hurt her?
If a person isn’t capable of boxing, they wont be allowed to fight, despite gender.
If she beats him, which is possible, because in a universe of infinite possibilities, anything IS possible, will she accept a challenge from another male competitor? She’ll only want to have a single crack at it, because the next time, some guy who is serious about the sweet science is going to knock her fucking head clean off her shoulders.
She’ll have to stick a toothbrush up her ass to clean her teeth.
I’m offended by it.
And what about the man who is put in the position of having to kick the shit out of this woman boxer? Of course he’s got to do it. Someon’s going to be paid to do it and once a woman has her mind set on doing something dumb — especially if it’s really dumb; there’s no stopping her.
What’s this disaster supposed to prove?
-Dick
“I can’t even fathom anyone letting it happen,” said Marc Ratner, who regulates boxing in Nevada. “People get injured anyway in this sport without this. It just frightens me.”
That pretty much says it all. I think I’d rather watch a snuff film.
Very good demonstration Jimmy, of why the majority of people should perhaps be thought of as a fool than to open their gaping yaps and prove the fact. Where does Dick insinuate that beating someone is a good trait? As per Esther’s assertion, Dick was remonstrating on the stupidity of a female even attempting to step into the ring to box a man. Dick feels concern for her well-being and displays that concern by mocking the decision as rightfully idiotic.
How big a man? Does it matter? Why this female felt compelled to expunger her anger management issues via a degrading freak show is beyond me, but don’t complain when this display is mocked as being futile and a dismaying display of female self-loathing. The male boxer is just showing what happens when females want to step up to the mark and they are found wanting every time.
No, beating the shit our of another person is not a good human trait, but a regulated round of fisticuffs between two consenting men in a controlled environment is. That’s what Dick is saying. Two MEN in a ring locked a battle of the mind and body is a beautiful thing. Having a woman shove her big, self-serving nose in the ring and pretend to have any clue what is going on is awkward and disappointing. It’s a lot like a young child (probably a girl because young boys know their place and don’t speak without permission) trying to follow a conversation between two nuclear physicists: they simply aren’t equipped for that sort of endeavour. Don’t put words in Mr. Masterson’s mouth, that’s a very woman sort of thing to do and it rains shit on the quality of dialogue that the rest of us are trying to maintain.
So acording to Dick, beating the shit out of another person is considered to be a good human trait.
There is one reason why women do not box: it’s stupid.
Far be it from me to condone domestic violence, but all around the planet, sober women are getting seven shades of shit beaten out of them by men that are so drunk they can’t spell their own fucking names.
How the fuck a woman can stand in a boxing ring with gloves on and expect to win is astonishing. Talk it up girls, but I’m afraid you silly twits are gonna taste the back of a man’s hand and it ain’t gonna be strawberry jam.
Remember the Bobby Riggs/Billie Jean King fiasco? The number one woman in the world took on an ex-pro in his fifties. He beat her the first time around; she beat him the second time. This bout looks similar; a woman at the top of her game vs. a bum. I bet on the bum.