Women Have Lead For Brains
Recently a woman was shot six times in the head and none of the bullets penetrated her skull.
What a fucking surprise I said to the television who told me about it. The pen is supposedly mightier than the sword, right? If something as powerful as an idea can’t penetrate the invulnerable layer of a woman’s particle board skull, what makes anyone think a fucking bullet could?
Women are like cockroaches. Their stupid opinions could survive a nuclear holocaust.
Here’s a fun mantivity that proves all the points I’ve ever made. In a matter of seconds, think of a question no woman can answer. You’re a man, so that should be easy for you. You probably think of several hundred every day without even realising it.
Here’s an example:
What the fuck happened to the television?
You can substitute whatever you want for ‘the television’. Usually your particular blank will have electronics in it, but it could easily be ‘our marriage’ or ‘your ass’. The point is a woman fucked it up when you weren’t looking. She also won’t be able to answer that question.
Now here’s the game: just keep repeating the question. Women are in their own little worlds of denial and delusion; and just like a bunch of bullets your words will completely fail to penetrate the thick mantle of a woman’s brain shell.
If you can’t explain something to a woman using crayons and construction paper, don’t bother. You’re firing blanks.
Literally (Figuratively though)
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November 16th, 2006 at 4:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0058857ae987
I tire of this. Bring me wine and dancing girls.
November 16th, 2006 at 6:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
when writing that comment, i actually didnt have whoever i was replying to in mind. i was mainly thinking of this one person in particular, very conservative most definately, who always seems to feel the need to remind me that im “going to hell for being a democrat”. sometimes it causes some bitterness.. but i DO know for a fact that not all conservatives are “close-minded”. my friend who i eat lunch with everyday at school is more conservative than i am liberal. but we are able to discuss politics everyday at lunch effectively and without arguing or what not. we have our own opinions, but respect each others’ opinions. oh, and yes i saw them! [your blogs on webb]. under “politics”. i was looking at them last night. well-written and very interesting!
-sandra
November 16th, 2006 at 7:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37609f3bcd3c7
That’s excellent Billy. Most amusing.
Kind regards,
-wolfeIF you’re easily offended by the bible. Skip this Post.
I find the rest of the chapter interesting also. It is in lock step with the spoilt women and how God views them.
v10. Many days and years shall ye be troubled, ye careless women:
Now to really see what God thinks of the spoiled Women who rule
go back to Is. Chapter Is 3
Study that and you find that God don’t appreciate these women ruling.
And will judge harshly for everyone is oppresed for thier sakes.
5 And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour: the child shall behave himself proudly against the ancient, and the base against the honourable.
IS 3:12
12 As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.
This is very deep. Women destroy the ways of thy paths.
They use children to oppress.
Now if you read the last verse in the old testament you will see God is serious about ending the oppression.
Mal 4: 5 Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD:
6. And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.
Interesting how the old testment ended here on this verse.
He wants to put the children back with thier Fathers.
The way it should be. Elijah will end the oppresion or else.
November 16th, 2006 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4f021d7d45a5
“And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour: the child shall behave himself proudly against the ancient, and the base against the honourable”
Does that mean the “base instincts” of humanity will rule over the honorable? Sounds like Femerica 2006.
November 16th, 2006 at 11:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae6ed3998b9a9
-Women deny half of humanity, out of the selfishness that is an inherent part of human nature.-
-Strength and Honor-
November 17th, 2006 at 12:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 37609f3bcd3c7
Modern English Translation says that “no one will repsect anyone.”
Under the Patriarch the old men were very respected and considered wise. But women put the young ignorant ass kissers in power. As long as they are doing what women want they remain in power. See this verse.
4. And I will give children to be their princes, and babes shall rule over them.
November 17th, 2006 at 1:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 12ba2642e47bb
In the last 100 years, 160 million people have died in wars and genocides. The vast majority perpetuated by men and most exacerbated by religious conflict. In other words, put the bible down Billy, you’re a terrible preacher and are quoting it to win a point and promote further conflict, not to be a peacemaker.
November 17th, 2006 at 12:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
A good Christian only when it tickles your political fancy, aren’t you, Female? You miscreant wallaby, you.
- Grace Jones - La vie en rose
November 17th, 2006 at 1:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: fecff644282fd
Wars that women backed up, but couldnt do themselves. Then they fucking complain… so fucking typical.
November 17th, 2006 at 1:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Actually, what meaning Female is clumsily trying to convey by the use of the written word is that she’d like to fight on behalf of all Australian enlisted servicemen in all of her future wars until such time cometh that she has either reached menopause, and retired, or perished in valiant defence of her nation’s vested foreign policy interests.
Either that or an encrypted call to please disregard her entire rambling post.
Female, ever the mislabeled feminist.
- Flying Steps - Breakin’ It Down (radio)
November 17th, 2006 at 1:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 12ba2642e47bb
You know for a fact that women have supported each and every war do you? You might want to reconsider that or are you saying that only men marched in demonstration against the Vietnam war and Iraq?
Wars that women backed up, but couldnt do themselves. Then they fucking complain… so fucking typical.
November 17th, 2006 at 2:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8ba69f534b778
you sick chauvenistic misogynistic pig. I hope you burn in hell.
November 17th, 2006 at 2:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
FEMALESAREEQUALTOMALES,
Thank you for your insightful views. I agree that females are equal tomales. http://www.tomales.com/
November 17th, 2006 at 3:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37609f3bcd3c7
Prehaps you’re being a bit hard on tomales here!
November 17th, 2006 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 85eb76704e398
@Billy, diamatik, I tend to concur. If there’s anything good in Marin county, Tamales has to be part of it. (I’m not sure I count Lucasfilm anymore after RoTS). I do like the bottom picture of the F-18C/D flyby over the US flag. Nicely shot, assuming it’s not photoshopped.
Here’s an observation test for you, btw. Look at that photo on the bottom. If you’re like me, you glanced at the shape of the aircraft, and tentatively ID’d it (after a few seconds of thought, since I don’t do this for a living) as an F-18, then after a few more as pre-Block E.
Or you could be smart and notice the rather clear “US NAVY” painted on the underside of the wings… which I missed for at least 10 seconds.
-wolfe
November 17th, 2006 at 5:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 58d138f6cfc2b
wolfe, you think ROTS was the worst EP? I may have to disown you.
November 17th, 2006 at 10:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 85eb76704e398
The 3 prequels were dreadful compared to ANH, Empire. RotS — and I share your liking for the Dark Side Blog from which you gained your name — was oversaturated in special effects and featured terrible acting and direction.
The story was not bad, but the rest?
-wolfe
November 17th, 2006 at 10:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: a3806ce5cb5f8
I hold no affection towards EP1 or EP2 either, but ROTS is the apple of my eye.
The darkness, the revenge, the complex plot by Palpatine brought to fruition.. Trade Federation and Separatist leaders duped and killed, the Republic turned Empire in one day.
November 17th, 2006 at 11:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
LucasFilms should ask Blizzard for permission and do a film after the StarCraft plot and its concurring lesser plots. That would ‘pwn’ that unduely prolonged pansy pants sci-fi soap real good.
A few seconds sequence of the Yamato cannon spitting a pee alone would pwn the death star pansy shot.
- ’80s - ‘80 Irene Cara - Fame
November 17th, 2006 at 11:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Empires still pwn Republics, btw.
- deep dish - dreams