Women Have Lead For Brains
Recently a woman was shot six times in the head and none of the bullets penetrated her skull.
What a fucking surprise I said to the television who told me about it. The pen is supposedly mightier than the sword, right? If something as powerful as an idea can’t penetrate the invulnerable layer of a woman’s particle board skull, what makes anyone think a fucking bullet could?
Women are like cockroaches. Their stupid opinions could survive a nuclear holocaust.
Here’s a fun mantivity that proves all the points I’ve ever made. In a matter of seconds, think of a question no woman can answer. You’re a man, so that should be easy for you. You probably think of several hundred every day without even realising it.
Here’s an example:
What the fuck happened to the television?
You can substitute whatever you want for ‘the television’. Usually your particular blank will have electronics in it, but it could easily be ‘our marriage’ or ‘your ass’. The point is a woman fucked it up when you weren’t looking. She also won’t be able to answer that question.
Now here’s the game: just keep repeating the question. Women are in their own little worlds of denial and delusion; and just like a bunch of bullets your words will completely fail to penetrate the thick mantle of a woman’s brain shell.
If you can’t explain something to a woman using crayons and construction paper, don’t bother. You’re firing blanks.
Literally (Figuratively though)
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November 15th, 2006 at 1:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37609f3bcd3c7
Sonyad, wrong post maybe?
Dazed & Confused - LedZeplin
November 15th, 2006 at 3:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0bd2fb809b91
@Billy heh.
Women, in general, have higher fat-content throughout much of their bodies, and, consequently organs.
A man who shoots a woman is despicable, unless he was saving his own life (that I doubt). But physiologically this is simple.
The brain contents, as with any organ, differ between men and women, as does that of the skull. Indeed, the greater female intake of calcium suggests a higher capability of density, particularly in the skull-region.
Couple greater density with greater protective fat content and you have an obvious survival mechanism, disturbing though it is.
Let’s refrain from hurting one another.
-wolfe
November 15th, 2006 at 5:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: bc814006d6861
Proof of evolution?
November 15th, 2006 at 5:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b70c9261ae74
You are very stupid. What makes you think that you are better than anybody? Who gave you the right to judge anybody? There is only 1 person who can, and one day he will judge you. Get a life and grow up.
November 15th, 2006 at 5:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: bc814006d6861
He works too slowly.
November 15th, 2006 at 6:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0bd2fb809b91
You see, this is what amuses me about poseurs. A person of faith — male or female — would capitalize the H in ‘he’.
-wolfe
November 15th, 2006 at 7:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 867620f901f29
You see, this is what amuses me about poseurs. A person of faith — male or female — would capitalize the H in ‘he’.
-wolfe
All liberal Christians are poseurs.
November 15th, 2006 at 7:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
i hate hearing over and over how liberals/democrats are “godless”. cant a person believe in God AND be open-minded and accepting. guess not to most people…
November 15th, 2006 at 7:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0bd2fb809b91
Yep. Liberals and Democrats can definitely be believers. No question. They typically are not, but they certainly can be.
However, Sandra, you’re an idiot when you say:
“cant a person believe in God AND be open-minded and accepting”
Jesus wept, woman, can’t you believe that Conservatives and Republicans can be open-minded and accepting? Honestly, that’s very insulting.
You had me until that line.
Then you acted in exactly as close-minded a fashion as that which you were allegedly protesting against. Sad.
-wolfe
November 15th, 2006 at 7:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
wolfe, you are right. what’s sad was that i was even thinking about how it was a bad thing to say WHILE i was typing it. my frustration got the best of me [i'll admit it freely]. but yes, wrong to say. just as bad as saying liberals cant be believers.
November 15th, 2006 at 7:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0bd2fb809b91
Now, go over and take a look at my blog at wolfe.mabtw.com if you wish and you can sadly see (if you read closely) that I endorsed Webb. You were right about him! (Or I was).
I’ve a number of Donkeys… err Democrats that read, and I’m sure you’ll find much to entertain.
You can check out this post:
http://wolfe.mabtw.com/2006/11/06/justice/
For comments that even I can no longer quite follow, but that feature men and women talking about women’s rights over the world in an intelligent fashion.
Take care, and please don’t do that again.
-wolfe
November 15th, 2006 at 9:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
i knew woman are hard to crack but not that hard lol
November 15th, 2006 at 10:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37609f3bcd3c7
Here is an interesting verse to ponder on the subject.
IS 32:5
The vile person shall be no more called liberal, nor the churl said to be bountiful.
Read verse 1 to understand when.
November 16th, 2006 at 12:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Republican, Bush Dubya is thine God and Rush Limbaugh his prophet. Alike in awalness as they are in…
Perhaps the fairness doctrine should be reintroduced to broadcasting? Golly me, what a ridiculous thought.
Republicans never tell any lies or do ill deed. Hâc.
- Carolina Marques - The killers song
November 16th, 2006 at 12:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 37609f3bcd3c7
Sonyad you are really out there somewhere aren’t you?
November 16th, 2006 at 2:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 9341701959f31
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What a chivalrous mentality! Too bad women don’t return the favor. In fact, they think it’s perfectly normal and acceptable for men to sacrifice their own lives to save women’s. Look at the Titanic disaster, when practically all the women but none of the men survived, because men gave up their lives so that women could live. This is the reason why boards like this will go nowhere: no matter how much they want to, men will always put women’s interests and lives above their own. Call it biological destiny, if you will. The nature male instinct to protect and priviledge women will ALWAYS backfir at men. Too bad for all of us.
November 16th, 2006 at 7:19 am - IP Man-Hash: ace461f85c065
P Coderch: Fuck the titanic, every war in history is fought to protect women.
And it’s fucking stupid. I’m telling all of you, I’ve been there, don’t join the military to fight for this way of life, unless you think being a single, childless participator in capitalist mobocracy is the greatest thing ever and worth fighting for.
And chivalry is in our genetic code, but it can be shed like any disease. What do you call a condition that makes you pander and bow to to someone who has declared spiritual and political warfare on you?
We’re men which means our genetic code can be turned on and off when we choose, including chivalry. And until women come back to reality, it’s time to ditch it, for survival.
November 16th, 2006 at 12:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37609f3bcd3c7
I Agree.. The big guys are making money while killing the little guys off to balance the sexes(kill off the bucks) and reduce the population.
You could call them a coward or dupes.
November 16th, 2006 at 1:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: b02bdee7ba95c
I call them traitors, and when the bucks wake up, massacre will occur.
November 16th, 2006 at 3:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 85eb76704e398
That’s excellent Billy. Most amusing.
Kind regards,
-wolfe