Women Have Lead For Brains
Recently a woman was shot six times in the head and none of the bullets penetrated her skull.
What a fucking surprise I said to the television who told me about it. The pen is supposedly mightier than the sword, right? If something as powerful as an idea can’t penetrate the invulnerable layer of a woman’s particle board skull, what makes anyone think a fucking bullet could?
Women are like cockroaches. Their stupid opinions could survive a nuclear holocaust.
Here’s a fun mantivity that proves all the points I’ve ever made. In a matter of seconds, think of a question no woman can answer. You’re a man, so that should be easy for you. You probably think of several hundred every day without even realising it.
Here’s an example:
What the fuck happened to the television?
You can substitute whatever you want for ‘the television’. Usually your particular blank will have electronics in it, but it could easily be ‘our marriage’ or ‘your ass’. The point is a woman fucked it up when you weren’t looking. She also won’t be able to answer that question.
Now here’s the game: just keep repeating the question. Women are in their own little worlds of denial and delusion; and just like a bunch of bullets your words will completely fail to penetrate the thick mantle of a woman’s brain shell.
If you can’t explain something to a woman using crayons and construction paper, don’t bother. You’re firing blanks.
Literally (Figuratively though)
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November 15th, 2006 at 10:05 am - IP Man-Hash: bf0ed187095ca
You’re so damn right Dick women have a childlike mentality. They always want to keep Santa and the Easter bunny alive. Just like children they refuse to let go of those fantasies. They live in a delusional state of consciousness.
Women seem to think men enjoy arguing with them. But the arguments never have a point of logic. And after a while it becomes annoying to discuss anything with them.
November 15th, 2006 at 10:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
That really is a miracle. Thank God for it. But it doubtlessly helped that (at least some of ?) the shots came under very narrow angles of incidience to the osseous surface in the respective points where they hit.
Still, how the soft tissue managed to withhold rounds is amasing.
Perhaps the casings weren’t full grain or the powder poor, who knows?
- Cars - Gary Numan