Women are a Drag, Man. Drag Man?
Tootsie was a pretty good movie. So was Mrs. Doubtfire and Ladybugs. What did these movies have in common? Men in drag.
I’ve seen women in drag before and they would not make a good movie. You can always tell a woman in drag because women are shitty actors and know dick about men and/or acting like them. Usually it’s a couple of “lesbians” out playing a round of Normie for the Night; pretending either one of them is getting a second look from anything with a pulse, but sometimes it’s just some extremely ugly chick.
The point is that I’ve always written off women in drag with a big red marker that says, ‘Fuck you’ — until I heard about Norah Vincent.
Congratulations to Norah “the Explora” Vincent, who’s won MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month Award for April with her recently published book, ‘Self Made Man’. In the book she goes through some amount of time (probably a month or two) as someone who would actually be punished for statutory raping a child. That’s right, she lives as a man.
See how the dressing in drag part actually had something to do with the topic?
I don’t know what Norah’s book is about. I don’t give a fuck because I’m pretty sure the words ‘understanding’ and ’shoes’ are used liberally within the last 80 pages. Two words I definitely don’t give a fuck about. You can never walk a mile in a woman’s shoes because all they do all day is shop and get their asses kissed. There’s nothing else to a woman’s entire life. Even ones who have a job. All day, every day it’s wake up, get your ass kissed for eight hours, then go shopping and probably throw in some more ass kissing before a sexless night. What the Christ is there to understand about that?
I don’t need to play dress up to learn anything about the opposite sex either. It’s because I’m a man and I have a little (huge) thing called a man-brain that I use daily to get inside women’s heads like someone installed a turnstile in the rusty piece of shit the second the poor girl hit puberty.
Here’s the most poignant lesson Norah Vincent learned during her pilgrimage with a penis, and why she’s been given MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s most prestigious woman-award:
Women are bitches.
Those are her words of course; not mine. Putting words in someone else’s mouth when it’s not necessary is beneath me as a man.
In her time as a Wonder Lesbian, Norah found women to be largely receptive and attentive to her conversation — or at least pretending to be so and keeping their mouths the fuck shut. She also found them to be adept at pretending to be polite.
When she approached them as a man, however, she found them to be one big Magic 3D Eye poster of bitch. Is that a spaceship? No. It’s some fucking princess who thinks she deserves a national Me Memorial Day for being born with a vagina. Fuck you.
Read the book if you want to hear more about it. Or else just walk outside of a bar and ask a woman for a single match or lighter. See if she even turns her head. If she doesn’t, piss on her shoes and pretend you’re blind when she freaks out.
“That’s why I asked for a light! I wanted to make sure no one was there!”
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April 18th, 2006 at 7:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 49c9ff889fded
Having read this book I feel I can comment: Ms. Vincent wanted to find out what life was like as a man. She thought it would be the greatest thing since sliced bread but she found something much different. Being a man is difficult. Society is tough on men. No room for error/weakness and women treat men like crap.
A couple of observations. 1. At her best she could only convince other men that she was a gay man. (and this from a bull dyke) 2. by the end of her ordeal she could fake being a man simply through attitude sans costume. Her conclusion (unspoken) is that “maleness” is more heart, less penis.
The whole processes of faking life as a man led her to an emotional breakdown. Interesting.
April 18th, 2006 at 9:57 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
I heard the bit about the mental breakdown as well. What a surprise. A surprise that I already touched on in The Pregnant Brain.
Do you have any other impressions of the book, biff?
-Dick
April 18th, 2006 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2eb37b5069670
I think I read about Ms. Vincent’s ‘experiment’ in the glossy supplement of a weekend newspaper. There was an extract from her book. What I found bizarre was the fact that she dated lots of women (as a man), and many still slept with her after she had revealed her true gender. These women were supposed to be wholly heterosexual. I thought that was really weird. She thought so too. I think they were partly responsible for her breakdown. Am I talking about the same woman as you?
I seem to remember she joined a bowling club too. She seemed to think it was the height of masculinity.
From what I read, I got the impression she enjoyed being a male because she was more feminine than she could ever be as a female. She was tres butch.
April 18th, 2006 at 2:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
That’s definitely the woman I’m talking about. She certainly sounds like a strange character the more I hear.
-Dick
April 18th, 2006 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2eb37b5069670
She was very strange indeed. She even went so far as to buy a false penis to wear in her trousers. I don’t think socks cut it for her.
April 19th, 2006 at 12:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 49c9ff889fded
Other impressions? It was primarily an experiment she did for her own reasons. Unlike the book “Black Like Me” there were no societal issues to investigate. In other words, not exactly scholarly work. No matter, I still found it a good story.
At first she was so scared of being caught that she went to great lengths to hide her gender. Fake beard, prothetic penis, she worked out, etc. By the end she found most men were very non-judgemental. At the bowling alley she hooked up with a group and met once a week. When she told the group she was female, they were more pissed that she brought their bowling averages down than she was faking her gender. None of the guys were all that surprised either.
Her time in the strip club was also telling. She kept trying to connect on a personal level with the dancers and she found the whole exerience rather mechanical and depressing. On this topic she never got through to the male point of view.
I wish the book could have received more press than it did. Her conclusions could have been better written. Instead like most women writing, they focused mostly on herself.
April 19th, 2006 at 1:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 9a1ed05ade124
A personal level! That’s rich.
-Dick
April 20th, 2006 at 6:04 am - IP Man-Hash: f02acd4334e0c
I find it fascinating that a female takes it for granted that she can even be a he.
Where’s the lobotomy, how does it removes the emotional quark ?
Women are so full of themselves, they are actually convinced that they can imitate a male, even think like one and or behave like one. It is quite easy for a male to behave and think like a female. It is something else for a female to copy it. They are not able to. That book is a living lie.
I find this to be an apparition. A woman living a lie and then after living it pretending they have.
Another feminised joke……..
April 21st, 2006 at 11:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Biff: Thanks for the impressions. I’d heard of the book but hadn’t yet bothered to pick it up.
Christian: A woman trying to be a man would need a reverse lobotomy. Sadly, that’s just not possible.
-wolfe
April 24th, 2006 at 11:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: bced8c16883d2
A nervous breakdown. When don’t they get breakdowns?
October 31st, 2006 at 7:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
So true. Women are selfish bitches that don’t give a fuck about anyone else. Those whores never hesitate to approach you and ask for a cigarette, but then throw a bitch-fit if a man asks for a light. Damn sluts need to come off of their “I have a pussy, so I’m on a pedestal” mentality.
October 31st, 2006 at 8:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
I watched a women slap my best mate right in the face the other day. All he did was blow some cigarette smoke into the air and she walked right into it, from considerable distance. It could have been easily avoided, had she been watching where she was walking, but no…
Another friend of mine recently nearly broke his wrist while trying to stop a train door from closing on a late boarding female passenger. He saw her in the corner of his eye and thrust his arm out. Believe me she would have been crushed by that door and looked a fool.
Did she thank him? Fuck off did she. She scowled at him with rape accusing eyes and scurried off to the next carriage like a right cunt.
If men are pigs, then women are fire-breathing dragons, Or just plain old cunts, whatever you prefer….
October 31st, 2006 at 11:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
What utterly crass behaviour. This just goes to show a certain man in their lives, their father, neglected his parently duty in upbringing of slapping their arse from time to time, as duely needed. Along with the appropriate explanation, looped back ten fold or as inversely proportional to the femaleness of the child’s brain.
October 31st, 2006 at 11:47 am - IP Man-Hash: fecff644282fd
I swear I see these sort of things happen daily, I keep telling myself “No its not you man, that really did happen”
Its almost unbelievalbe how bitchy they can be, Ive been given dirty looks for holding open a door… why???
Women say chiverly is dead, well they should know cuz they killed it!
October 31st, 2006 at 11:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Along with all those other inconvenient, innocent souls.
October 31st, 2006 at 12:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Would a woman do that here, a slapfest would surely ensue.
October 31st, 2006 at 10:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 84f7c5452f5d2
I am all for equality amongst the sexes in that viewpoint. It’s strange how feminists aren’t, I find it enlightening to see blatant hypocrisy at work on a daily basis.
-Strength and Honor-
April 1st, 2007 at 10:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1dde20a99ed44
Its an interesting concept but of course she wrote this book for women to read. And women will feel compassion for the shitty lot in life of most men and change their ways. No? Ok, how about the real results, women will yack about this book for 5 minutes to their twit friends and talk about how stupid men are in general and so thus they deserve to be treated like the baby’s diaper of life.
You couldn’t tell any man i know just how much it sucks to be one compared to being even a halfway-decent looking woman. We do all the heavy work, pay all the taxes and child support, and get to die younger than women. It amazes me that the human race ever reproduces, my theory is that the slut women who want a kid or two and child support money; after the black widow uses her feminine charms (i.e. pussy) to manipulate the first two out of the poor, horny, naive sucker with a penis she chose to fuck that night of the week.
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e156e431b91f
I may be misreading these comments but it sounds like a few people think its harder to be male. I do not disagree at all since women are places on a very high pedestal but men don’t bitch and moan about how hard something is, they conquer the fuck out of it like they do everything else.
If some fem-whore gives you trouble like the accusing rape eye, rape her with words! They won’t understand and it will leave them overwhelmed with logic and reason!
Mr.Lomax
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
That’s right, that’s right, that’s right!
Excellent post, Mr.Lomax. And to think they dare to compare their filth to our brilliance.
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
I believe that one sex is not more ‘difficult’ than the other to be.
Rather, it is much like race. It could be ‘harder’ to be black in some cases, but black males have this sense of unity and acceptance just for their appearance. I know little on the topic, but I argue that feminism is as awful as Nazism, demanding we determine our worth by ‘that thing between our legs’ rather than our character or values as a human being.
I do agree with your post completely, overall I believe it is easier to be born male because you do not have the CHOICE to sell your soul to the devil. Now, no normal human should ever even consider such a decision, but modern bitches are not really human, are they?
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