Women Admit Defeat
Yesterday, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, the website devoted to the infinity of ways in which men are better than women — and all the no ways in which women are better or even as good as men, was brought down by the complaints of a childless harpy.
That’s the worst kind of woman: a childless one.
A woman without children is like a Lego set that comes with missing pieces, or an aborted baby someone left in the street. It’s incomplete and now it’s just a big fucking mess left there to fuck with everyone.
Want to build a cool castle that won’t have a portcullis? Or do you want some placenta on your shoe?
No. I’ll take neither.
The reason I know the complaint to my former web host came from a childless woman is simple. There are three types of women in this man’s world: childless women who no one wants to impregnate, “lesbians”, and women who know how to shut the fuck up.
Women who know how to shut the fuck up are busy enjoying the lives of luxury that shutting the fuck up affords them. You will often find such women tooling around town in fancy cars purchased by their husbands and idling the day away thinking about unicorns, Pier One, and how they have never had to watch the news or think about The Market once in their entire fucking lives. These women don’t have time to complain to web hosts. They’re happy.
Sliding down about a mile on the scale of class, we come to “lesbians”.
“Lesbians” need attention. That’s why they’re “lesbians” in the first place — with their Birkenstocks and granola bars and yappy fuck-off mouths. Like the drunk skank at a party who tries to make out with every girl there so men will feed her the precious attention that sustains female life, so have “lesbians” molded their entire worlds for the titillation of men.
“Lesbianism” is little more than a lifestyle of cockteasing, and comes from a place less expensive than strippers, but somehow less classy than the drunken skank.
These “lesbians” complain alright. They complain about rights, they complain about the media, they complain that the bikini exists; they invent entire college courses called Women’s Studies and Women’s Rights and other brands of money shit that manufactures a degree worth Not a Goddamn Cent. They complain, but they would never complain to get MenAreBetterThanWomen.com shut down. “Lesbians” need the problems they cling to like life rafts. They have no children to occupy their time.
That brings me to my final classification of women: childless women. Childless women like the ones who got MenAreBetterThanWomen.com shut down for a period of twelve hours before some men easily fixed it.
Women, unlike men, have the life-cycle of fruit. They spring to life. They reach a peak state of flavor. Then, they decay into rottenness and worthlessness, ruining everything they touch. Without children, this happens at the age of 23. At that point, they have too much time on their hands and not enough brains.
Men have the lifecycle of cannonballs. You can pull a cannonball off the bottom of the fucking ocean, out of an old Spanish warship, and it will still shoot the shit out of something.
Ever heard of Ghandi or Jesus? Jesus has been inspiring people from beyond the grave for thousands of years. Women have just been getting my website shut down.
Women are so fucking obsessed with men lasting longer in the sack, that they forget about lasting longer where it counts: in life. In life, twelve hours is nothing.
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April 1st, 2007 at 10:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: be93bbbcaf7e0
Appreciated, Himmler.
-Dick
April 15th, 2007 at 7:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8eae5bc76a95d
Had a bad day! Now I see how you are.
April 15th, 2007 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8eae5bc76a95d
no
April 15th, 2007 at 7:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8eae5bc76a95d
chill
April 16th, 2007 at 10:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7c1de32f2fdd7
If I could get away with it, I would strangle a woman with my bear hands. I would break her neck like a twig very silently and no one would listen to her die.
The best part of the film 300 was when that guy grabbed the queen whore of Sparta with his hands by the neck and said:”I could snap the life out of you right now!” That was fucking awesome. Did you see the look of terror and pain in her eyes as he pressed his hands around her neck? Delicious!
P Coderch
April 17th, 2007 at 8:05 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Just wants me to watch it even more!
April 20th, 2007 at 6:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ba46b8a9ea03
You failed to mention how exactly did the website get shut. The fact is you got shut down by a women (or more than one, who knows) and hopefully, this piece of unbelieveable egomaniac, bigot-loving, machismo-spewing sad joke for a website will be closed down.
Saying you and your buddies are despisably despicable is a great understatement.
I wish you twice as much fortune as you wish to women.
April 20th, 2007 at 7:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Men don’t need to wish outloud for stuff they want, hun.
We just grope, earn, buy or take.
April 20th, 2007 at 8:21 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Oh the feminist bulllshitters contacted the website hosts and said we were a hating site. Hahahahah.
Whores.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I still can’t figure out how they were able to call the host in the first place. Women don’t know shit about the internet, much less the concept of webhosting.
The most that I can picture them doing is calling the dial-up access numbers, waiting until they hear that fax sound and then start complaining: “Hello, is this the w-w-w.? I want to report a Mr. Dick Masterson, for being such a dick.”
April 21st, 2007 at 7:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 8af1a7cb9a2cb
Dakota Smith and the rest of the assholes on this site will have to watch their backs because something huge is coming around the corner for each and everyone of you……….you’ll see, then you will be knocked off your high horse and be scared shitless for a long time.
Good grief, Dick. I’d no idea. I’ve been busy with other things. If you want any kind of a mirror — if there’s anything I can do to help, let me know.
I’ve got a metric crapload of free bandwidth and storage space.
I think a lot of what is said here is off the wall. But I’ll be the first to defend off-the-wall statements.
-wolfe
He sorted it out, after being notified by a certain someone (*points to himself*). Nothing can keep a good man down.
April 21st, 2007 at 7:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 8af1a7cb9a2cb
Dakota Smith and the rest of the assholes on this site will have to watch their backs because something huge is coming around the corner for each and everyone of you……….you’ll see, then you will be knocked off your high horse and be scared shitless for a long time.
April 21st, 2007 at 7:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 8af1a7cb9a2cb
People know what you’ve done and they will take you down when you least expect it. Oh it’s gonna hurt real bad and destroy your life.
I wish i was there to watch it happen
April 21st, 2007 at 4:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
I’m quaking in my shoes.(slash sarcasm)
And Prepare for a crisis? Im preparing for the crisis of a woman coming to power.
April 21st, 2007 at 6:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
What did you fuck Dr. Seuss?
-Dick
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
There’s that nutter again.
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:52 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Hahaha great one!
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:53 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Oh for fucks sake. They never take a hint do they.
April 29th, 2007 at 7:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 51b0a8938bff0
Although I do not agree with any of the things that you say about women, I must agree that all people should be able to express their opinion without having to worry about being persecuted for it. I admire anyone who stands up for what they believe in and who prevails against those who try to shut them up. Good luck.
April 29th, 2007 at 12:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
If only every other woman saw us that way.