Women Admit Defeat

Yesterday, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, the website devoted to the infinity of ways in which men are better than women — and all the no ways in which women are better or even as good as men, was brought down by the complaints of a childless harpy.

That’s the worst kind of woman: a childless one.

A woman without children is like a Lego set that comes with missing pieces, or an aborted baby someone left in the street. It’s incomplete and now it’s just a big fucking mess left there to fuck with everyone.

Want to build a cool castle that won’t have a portcullis? Or do you want some placenta on your shoe?

No. I’ll take neither.

The reason I know the complaint to my former web host came from a childless woman is simple. There are three types of women in this man’s world: childless women who no one wants to impregnate, “lesbians”, and women who know how to shut the fuck up.

Women who know how to shut the fuck up are busy enjoying the lives of luxury that shutting the fuck up affords them. You will often find such women tooling around town in fancy cars purchased by their husbands and idling the day away thinking about unicorns, Pier One, and how they have never had to watch the news or think about The Market once in their entire fucking lives. These women don’t have time to complain to web hosts. They’re happy.

Sliding down about a mile on the scale of class, we come to “lesbians”.

“Lesbians” need attention. That’s why they’re “lesbians” in the first place — with their Birkenstocks and granola bars and yappy fuck-off mouths. Like the drunk skank at a party who tries to make out with every girl there so men will feed her the precious attention that sustains female life, so have “lesbians” molded their entire worlds for the titillation of men.

“Lesbianism” is little more than a lifestyle of cockteasing, and comes from a place less expensive than strippers, but somehow less classy than the drunken skank.

These “lesbians” complain alright. They complain about rights, they complain about the media, they complain that the bikini exists; they invent entire college courses called Women’s Studies and Women’s Rights and other brands of money shit that manufactures a degree worth Not a Goddamn Cent. They complain, but they would never complain to get MenAreBetterThanWomen.com shut down. “Lesbians” need the problems they cling to like life rafts. They have no children to occupy their time.

That brings me to my final classification of women: childless women. Childless women like the ones who got MenAreBetterThanWomen.com shut down for a period of twelve hours before some men easily fixed it.

Women, unlike men, have the life-cycle of fruit. They spring to life. They reach a peak state of flavor. Then, they decay into rottenness and worthlessness, ruining everything they touch. Without children, this happens at the age of 23. At that point, they have too much time on their hands and not enough brains.

Men have the lifecycle of cannonballs. You can pull a cannonball off the bottom of the fucking ocean, out of an old Spanish warship, and it will still shoot the shit out of something.

Ever heard of Ghandi or Jesus? Jesus has been inspiring people from beyond the grave for thousands of years. Women have just been getting my website shut down.

Women are so fucking obsessed with men lasting longer in the sack, that they forget about lasting longer where it counts: in life. In life, twelve hours is nothing.

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  1. Dick Masterson Says:

    Apologies for the delay, sonyad.

    The trouble with lawsuits, Sir Chancealot, is that they’re so easy to file. No real damages resulted from the contract breach and I would rather move on with the new host and give the old hosting company no further mention. It’s always good to know where you stand in the eyes of your provider.

    It was a mildly upsetting problem that would have likely reduced a woman to rubble.

    -Dick

  2. Stupid Gorrilla Man Says:

    Not to complete rubble (or trash), because they would simply call a MAN to get it fixed.

    Makes you wonder how many “Maytag Repair Women” there are………..

  3. Dick Masterson Says:

    You can’t spell “repair” without “pair”.

    Pair of testicles that is.

    -Dick

  4. Stupid Gorrilla Man Says:

    True genius!

  5. sonyad Says:

    Dick Masterson said:

    Apologies for the delay, sonyad.

    Why?

    I bet the ‘lass’ in question is eating her heart out right now.

    - Jurgen Vries - The Wilderness

  6. Acolyte Says:

    Good to have you back! And to think that women see themselves as the bastions of free expression!

  7. Dick Masterson Says:

    Women see a lot of things that are horseshit.

    -Dick

  8. Billy Says:

    I imagine some young femtroll was creaming her panties for hours.
    Then her joy turned to tears and lots of screaming.

  9. Necroswordsman Says:

    Billy said:

    I imagine some young femtroll was creaming her panties for hours.
    Then her joy turned to tears and lots of screaming.

    God I hope so.

  10. Wolfe Says:

    Good grief, Dick. I’d no idea. I’ve been busy with other things. If you want any kind of a mirror — if there’s anything I can do to help, let me know.

    I’ve got a metric crapload of free bandwidth and storage space.

    I think a lot of what is said here is off the wall. But I’ll be the first to defend off-the-wall statements.

    -wolfe

  11. Necroswordsman Says:

    Wolfe said:

    Good grief, Dick. I’d no idea. I’ve been busy with other things. If you want any kind of a mirror — if there’s anything I can do to help, let me know.

    I’ve got a metric crapload of free bandwidth and storage space.

    I think a lot of what is said here is off the wall. But I’ll be the first to defend off-the-wall statements.

    -wolfe

    He sorted it out, after being notified by a certain someone (*points to himself*). Nothing can keep a good man down.

  12. Order Says:

    Sometimes it baffles me that men and women are the same species (I’m a man by the way). If there’s one historical female figure I could ever respect, it’d be Amelia Earhart. Simply because she didn’t bitch and moan about equality shit and make long, she just went out and did what men could do, fly planes, and not have some stupid pointless marches down Washington “trying” to get attention. I put “trying” in quotes because it’s obvious that all women who “try” something ultimately fail. Men have guts, pretty obvious. We carry the load, bring home the dough, put food on the table for the kids, etc. Women bitch and bitch about wanting equal rights. Fact is, women aren’t willing to learn the trades that we men work so hard at. Women are always in the kitchen cooking, but men make better cooks, cos we learn faster and are far more precise on how we want to cook things. Women will never have the equality that they want, not as long as their vaginas speak out “eat me” to satisfy their selfish pleasures.

  13. diamatik Says:

    Order, I applaud you. Welcome to the site.

  14. Ihatefeminazis Says:

    Burn the internet i presume? The fems will surely try to do that, yes. You see that’s the beauty of the net - they can control the publishing industry, books, the mass media, politicians.. But they can’t control the net. And guess what? These issues get exactly zilch coverage in the mainstream media, so if it wasn’t for the net we would (a) not know about these issues (b) not be able to discuss them. The internet is the last bastion of free speech and free discourse, and we must fight to keep it so.

    You’re right, dick, 12 hours is nothing… Just shows though, they’ll do anything to prevent critical views from surfacing.. Antimisandry.com said it suffered “malicious attacks” and this suprised me. Availability on the site has been poor for a month or longer - once again the feminazis can’t stand even mildly dissident views… Keep up the good work, dick.. Proves that men run the internet at the end of the day. Men who believe strongly in free speech.

  15. Necroswordsman Says:

    Order said:

    Sometimes it baffles me that men and women are the same species (I’m a man by the way). If there’s one historical female figure I could ever respect, it’d be Amelia Earhart. Simply because she didn’t bitch and moan about equality shit and make long, she just went out and did what men could do, fly planes, and not have some stupid pointless marches down Washington “trying” to get attention. I put “trying” in quotes because it’s obvious that all women who “try” something ultimately fail. Men have guts, pretty obvious. We carry the load, bring home the dough, put food on the table for the kids, etc. Women bitch and bitch about wanting equal rights. Fact is, women aren’t willing to learn the trades that we men work so hard at. Women are always in the kitchen cooking, but men make better cooks, cos we learn faster and are far more precise on how we want to cook things. Women will never have the equality that they want, not as long as their vaginas speak out “eat me” to satisfy their selfish pleasures.

    Haha, too right you are.

  16. jon Says:

    women are like mail stamps, lick em, stick em, and send em away,

  17. Billy Says:

    http://www.false-accusers.com/

    A video on this site proves that women will fight the truth..
    A support group for battered men gather and the feminazi come and throw a fit. Very violent becasue they hate the truth.

    There are some very interesting videos on violent women here.
    It’s pathetic how people overlook violent women.

    One young guy gets beat on by 3 women and never hits them.
    A cop comes and arrest the boy claiming he was being a smart mouth..
    Since when is that illegal? Three women beating on him is not?

  18. Eddie Says:

    Glad to see you back online Dick. The truth cannot be suppressed.

  19. Necroswordsman Says:

    No matter how hard they try.

  20. Heinrich Himmler Says:

    They tried to shut you down? Ha ha. Proof positive of a dick that speaks the truth. Dick, you talk straight and you use logic. Women HATe that! They simply cannot deal with truth or logic. Because you cannot manipulate, trick, argue, or bitch at either. And neither truth nor logic can ever be changed no matter what you say, think, emote, or feel. Truth and logic are not concepts, beings or males with a dick and money - they are just THERE, immovable in their solidity. You’re right on the mark pal, you must be.

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