Women Admit Defeat
Yesterday, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, the website devoted to the infinity of ways in which men are better than women — and all the no ways in which women are better or even as good as men, was brought down by the complaints of a childless harpy.
That’s the worst kind of woman: a childless one.
A woman without children is like a Lego set that comes with missing pieces, or an aborted baby someone left in the street. It’s incomplete and now it’s just a big fucking mess left there to fuck with everyone.
Want to build a cool castle that won’t have a portcullis? Or do you want some placenta on your shoe?
No. I’ll take neither.
The reason I know the complaint to my former web host came from a childless woman is simple. There are three types of women in this man’s world: childless women who no one wants to impregnate, “lesbians”, and women who know how to shut the fuck up.
Women who know how to shut the fuck up are busy enjoying the lives of luxury that shutting the fuck up affords them. You will often find such women tooling around town in fancy cars purchased by their husbands and idling the day away thinking about unicorns, Pier One, and how they have never had to watch the news or think about The Market once in their entire fucking lives. These women don’t have time to complain to web hosts. They’re happy.
Sliding down about a mile on the scale of class, we come to “lesbians”.
“Lesbians” need attention. That’s why they’re “lesbians” in the first place — with their Birkenstocks and granola bars and yappy fuck-off mouths. Like the drunk skank at a party who tries to make out with every girl there so men will feed her the precious attention that sustains female life, so have “lesbians” molded their entire worlds for the titillation of men.
“Lesbianism” is little more than a lifestyle of cockteasing, and comes from a place less expensive than strippers, but somehow less classy than the drunken skank.
These “lesbians” complain alright. They complain about rights, they complain about the media, they complain that the bikini exists; they invent entire college courses called Women’s Studies and Women’s Rights and other brands of money shit that manufactures a degree worth Not a Goddamn Cent. They complain, but they would never complain to get MenAreBetterThanWomen.com shut down. “Lesbians” need the problems they cling to like life rafts. They have no children to occupy their time.
That brings me to my final classification of women: childless women. Childless women like the ones who got MenAreBetterThanWomen.com shut down for a period of twelve hours before some men easily fixed it.
Women, unlike men, have the life-cycle of fruit. They spring to life. They reach a peak state of flavor. Then, they decay into rottenness and worthlessness, ruining everything they touch. Without children, this happens at the age of 23. At that point, they have too much time on their hands and not enough brains.
Men have the lifecycle of cannonballs. You can pull a cannonball off the bottom of the fucking ocean, out of an old Spanish warship, and it will still shoot the shit out of something.
Ever heard of Ghandi or Jesus? Jesus has been inspiring people from beyond the grave for thousands of years. Women have just been getting my website shut down.
Women are so fucking obsessed with men lasting longer in the sack, that they forget about lasting longer where it counts: in life. In life, twelve hours is nothing.
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February 28th, 2007 at 1:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
So freedom of speech doesn’t exist in feminist utopia Portland, Oregon huh!?
Heaven forbid anyone would ever cause this screeching harpy to lose any of her freedoms.
February 28th, 2007 at 2:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
I knew it would be back. Little girls are known for tattling and crying to get their way. But few ever really outgrow those habits.
Welcome back..
February 28th, 2007 at 2:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 44ccf12b70965
Knew it.
What’s more repugnant than childless women?
Companies who listen to them.
These women should be caged and these companies should be firebombed.
February 28th, 2007 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 44ccf12b70965
They only get their way Billy because of the closet homosexual manginas who give into them. Dick says manginas get us more pussy, which is true and benefits us short term.
But I say in the long term they will be enemies of ours and try to destroy our right to speak the truth. That’s when we will “liberate” them.
February 28th, 2007 at 2:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Woot!! You go Dick. Knew you’d be back. By the way, any chance of saying who posted the complaint or what they said when you talked to them?
Bet she said he was a paedophile or something.
February 28th, 2007 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Them as in the webhosting guys.
February 28th, 2007 at 2:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
The host said nothing they haven’t said before in a canned response.
How a website with articles targeted toward the lesserness of half the population of Earth — that’s 3-4 billion people, can be classified as hate speech, I will never know.
There’s nothing on this site that remotely resembles hate speech. If anything, women should be given even more handouts not less. They desperately need them.
-Dick
February 28th, 2007 at 3:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
When their poor excuse for logical argument doesn’t win, their next resort is crying to mommy.
Glad you’re back up Dick! Freedom of speech must rule.
February 28th, 2007 at 3:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Women are all fascists. Everyone knows that.
-Dick
February 28th, 2007 at 5:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 159900c93691e
Indeed! Glad to see you back.
- by Sizzla Kalonji
February 28th, 2007 at 5:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
Freedom of speech: More men (factually/statistically) have fought and died for it than women.
Childless women (after age 16) are hard to find anymore. One that is 35 is like a Lego set, but more along the Lincoln Logs, the big one they REALLY need to get the whole ball rolling is totally missing. Probably because they threw it out, since it made more sense.
Lesbians: The reason they are one? Because they know less about dick than Dick of course! Even a bottom dollar woman at least TRIES to know Dick. Lesbians just go fishing. I say let them, they can eat pussy all they want, after all, they can’t reproduce, last time I looked, they need MEN to make babies. Lesbians are obviously sub-standard as they lack the parts needed to rock and roll.
So, they can provide orgasms, just not the organisms. I am still superior to Lesbians. Two Lesbians are the same as two Stalins: Twice as fucked up, and still not as good as I am.
Well, maybe they are like two Hillary Clinton’s: Twice the weak, double the stupid, quadruple the horseshit, and quintuple the “period”.
Dick, you are a true bastard. We rely on you to be OUR bastard.
Above all, we appreciate your bastardly driven speech, and hope you continue to do so until time ends, or women do the whole “Farenheit” deal to men.
February 28th, 2007 at 7:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 339439f9b902e
Fahrenheit?
February 28th, 2007 at 7:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3983ba43bb786
Fahrenheit 541. Burn all the books - their source of knowledge (or in this case - men).
February 28th, 2007 at 7:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
Oops. Sorry. From time to time even I misspell. So much for me being a compendium of all dictionaries…………
February 28th, 2007 at 8:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19568b75ae6b7
Hear, hear!
February 28th, 2007 at 9:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
As usual, man prevails! Long live this website!
February 28th, 2007 at 9:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f5a583bcc46e
Damn, I leave this site for a week or so and its going to get shut down? Women are like small children I suppose, they cannot stand to hear the truth. It’s too bad actually, they do more in a day to prove Dicks words than he could ever do by himself. This bastion of Manhood, will shine through.
-Strength and Honor-
February 28th, 2007 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 91d6958044e85
YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Can’t keep a good man down!
And behind every good man.. is a line of women wanting in his wallet.
February 28th, 2007 at 11:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 63cb1965dc8c9
You know Dick, if people like you would sue the fuck out of your previous web hosting, things like this would become less common.
I am QUITE sure you didn’t break their terms of service.
March 1st, 2007 at 2:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
For me, and maybe others, the downtime was far longer than 12 hours. Rather in the order of days. Probably took that long for the ip the domain now resolves to to propagate all the way to the nameservers round these parts that I use.