You hardly see ANY females, but hear PLENTY of manliness.

I also approve of the Deathklok reference.

Deathslayer

Lynn said:

Well, perhaps Spoonman would have been a bit more obvious, but it’s the wrong band and doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

I feel like an old fogey now. Really got into stuff like Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Faith No More, Metallica, Soundgarden, etc. when they were in their heyday. Now, all the new bands on the radio just sound like a bunch of noise to me, it’s like they tried to replicate that sound and got caught up in a weird rap/ metal mash.

Time to start watching denture commercials, I suppose.

Metallica sucks donkey dicks. Otherwise, your fine….

I feel like an old fogey now. Really got into stuff like Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Faith No More, Metallica, Soundgarden, etc. when they were in their heyday. Now, all the new bands on the radio just sound like a bunch of noise to me, it’s like they tried to replicate that sound and got caught up in a weird rap/ metal mash.

Time to start watching denture commercials, I suppose.

no manhole said:

The Rooster said:

no manhole said:

The lyrics Mistress Alexis sings as she lashes Commander Scott’s hairy, pimple-covered butt:

“Ain’t talkin’ ’bout love. My love is rotten to the core …”

Hey-Hey-Hey

Ain’t talkin bout love! yeah! Now you’re talkin… doesn’t get any more old school than Van Halen I.

I wonder if everyone in Van Halen is now divorced? Valerie left Eddie… He probably lashed out at her for using her stupid Blackberry while they were having dinner… so she divorced and cashed out on him…

I think some good man needs to step up and post a prenup here on the site. I have my attorney doing up one right now. I’ll volunteer to post it for free if Dick will allow it.

- The Rooster

You an Alice and Chains fan? “They come to snuff The Rooster…” (?)

Valerie is now married to Jenny. Jenny Craig, that is.
I always thought Sammy Hagar with VH was tedious; however, SH kicks some ass on “Standing Hampton.”

Ain’t found a way to kill me yet! You are correct and you are a man for sure. Women wouldn’t be able to put that together…only if it had related to Britney Spears in some kind of way.

Yeah, I had a small crush on Valerie back when she was on “One Day at a Time” back in the day.. Then I saw her recently on Jenny Craig and I thought… crap… poor Eddie.. had to put up with that? No wonder he kept drinking. And damn she packed on some pounds…Then they do the expected - lose all the weight after the divorce or when they are planning it, just to fool their next victim. Women are so predictable. I just hope the young men visiting this web site learn from the mistakes of others.

- The Rooster

The Rooster said:

no manhole said:

The lyrics Mistress Alexis sings as she lashes Commander Scott’s hairy, pimple-covered butt:

“Ain’t talkin’ ’bout love. My love is rotten to the core …”

Hey-Hey-Hey

Ain’t talkin bout love! yeah! Now you’re talkin… doesn’t get any more old school than Van Halen I.

I wonder if everyone in Van Halen is now divorced? Valerie left Eddie… He probably lashed out at her for using her stupid Blackberry while they were having dinner… so she divorced and cashed out on him…

I think some good man needs to step up and post a prenup here on the site. I have my attorney doing up one right now. I’ll volunteer to post it for free if Dick will allow it.

- The Rooster

You an Alice and Chains fan? “They come to snuff The Rooster…” (?)

Valerie is now married to Jenny. Jenny Craig, that is.
I always thought Sammy Hagar with VH was tedious; however, SH kicks some ass on “Standing Hampton.”

no manhole said:

The lyrics Mistress Alexis sings as she lashes Commander Scott’s hairy, pimple-covered butt:

“Ain’t talkin’ ’bout love. My love is rotten to the core …”

Hey-Hey-Hey

Ain’t talkin bout love! yeah! Now you’re talkin… doesn’t get any more old school than Van Halen I.

I wonder if everyone in Van Halen is now divorced? Valerie left Eddie… He probably lashed out at her for using her stupid Blackberry while they were having dinner… so she divorced and cashed out on him…

I think some good man needs to step up and post a prenup here on the site. I have my attorney doing up one right now. I’ll volunteer to post it for free if Dick will allow it.

- The Rooster

“Ain’t talkin’ ’bout love. My love is rotten to the core …”

Hey-Hey-Hey

Lynn said:

The Rooster said:

/ yawn

and what does all of that have to do with women and blackberry’s? While we’re off the subject… Dethklok rules and so does old school Van Halen.

- The Rooster

Absolutely nothing. This is merely a spillover fight from the blog before this, methinks someone craves an audience.

Yeah.. but I liked Van Halen before Sammy Hagar showed up. I mean, Sammy Hagar is ok. I went to his club in Cabo San Lucus. It was pretty cool. I saw Van Halen back when the tickets were $30 a piece. Man have ticket prices gone up. I wonder if Eddie Van Halen uses a Blackberry, or a much cooler phone like the Nokia N95?

- The Rooster

The Rooster said:

/ yawn

and what does all of that have to do with women and blackberry’s? While we’re off the subject… Dethklok rules and so does old school Van Halen.

- The Rooster

Absolutely nothing. This is merely a spillover fight from the blog before this, methinks someone craves an audience.

Commander Scott said:

According to the scientific research of Stumpf and Jackson (1994), men have a significantly higher level of general intelligence than women. In fact, men exceed women in mental capacity by about 8.4 IQ points. Thus, if men have a mean IQ of 103 and women possess a mean IQ of 94.6, whose IQ more closely approaches the range for mental retardation? Obviously, it is the female IQ which more closely approaches that level of intelligence characterized by both mental deficiency and brain damage because women have significantly lower psychometric intelligence than men.

Ergo, I submit that the overwhelming majority of women are about as dumb as a rotting post.

In the final analysis, go hang yourself with a shit-stained star-spangled banner, you Yankee, British, Aussie, Canadian Anglo-fuck with a B.S. in Persian rug weaving. Go suck on a cheeseburger, you frigid Yankee Anglo-cunt with a spineless bank account for a husband; by the way, I think its time for your Happy Meal hour again, you 300 lb Yankee-British cunt-face.

It kind of amazes me, Commander Dip-shit, that you do not understand the concept of phenotypic variation in a population, which is a central tenet of darwian theory of evolution. The fact that there is a gaussian distribution for human intelligence suggests that this phenotype varies among individuals in a population; ergo, some women have IQ’s of 70, more have 100, and some have IQ’s of 130. If a woman has an IQ of 130 she is smarter then most men out there, and it would be foolish to suggest that she has abilities at the level of a mental retard. Commander: are you really this dumb? Do you not understand the implications of a bell curve in terms of phenotypic variation? Do you not understand that b/c the male and female curves mostly overlap proves that intelligence is not a dimorphic trait? I guess not. Conclusion:you are AN IDIOT, a pitiful male submissive to women you have to pay to spank your ass and who you cannot fuck simply because you cannot afford the dominatrix/prostitute rates for austalopethicus-appearing humans. Good day, Commander.

Ergo, I submit that the overwhelming majority of women are about as dumb as a rotting post.

In the final analysis, go hang yourself with a shit-stained star-spangled banner, you Yankee, British, Aussie, Canadian Anglo-fuck with a B.S. in Persian rug weaving. Go suck on a cheeseburger, you frigid Yankee Anglo-cunt with a spineless bank account for a husband; by the way, I think its time for your Happy Meal hour again, you 300 lb Yankee-British cunt-face.

and what does all of that have to do with women and blackberry’s? While we’re off the subject… Dethklok rules and so does old school Van Halen.

- The Rooster

Commander Scott said:

Women are intellectually inferior to men. This is a truth that can no longer be covered up by the Machiavellian politics of a liberal establishment losing its grip on reality. We must stand up and remind every single woman on the surface of the planet that they are sub-human animals, characterized by both a low intelligence bordering on mental retardation and a prolonged period of gestation. Every woman in existence, from the moment of birth to extreme old age, needs to be daily reminded of her subservient role in human society. It is only by doing this that we shall be saved from the flood of a liberal feminist ideology that threatens to drown us all.

In light of the fact that theshold IQ for mental retardation is 70 and the average IQ of women is 100, only a charlatan or an idiot would say that “single woman on the surface of the planet ….are sub-human animals”. Furthermore, gestation for female and male fetuses, on average is the same, and its a well known fact that women physically mature into adults earlier than men. Visit Mistress Alexis immediately, Commander! Don’t forget your ball-gag.

I posted the quote above, honestly in part for the shock value, but for the reason that I would like for people to be aware of the full world views of some of the scientists quoted above. I know not all, mind you, but I have seen in others previously quoted that Lynn’s particular vision is not isolated.

They may be right, or they may be wrong, choose for yourself, just remember that verbosity in and of itself is not a hallmark of accuracy. All I ask that you read backgrounds, form your own opinions, but, most importantly, be informed.