Women Are All White Power

Writing scientifically why men are better than women are always my favorite articles. In science, there’s no room for emotion. That’s not why women are lousy at science though. Women are shit at science because they have the attention spans and brains of little girls.

When did the myth even start that women act like they do (like bitches) because they’re “more emotional” than men? Does it not take emotion to die for your country and for freedom?

Well I think it fucking does. It takes a hell of a lot more emotion than what it takes to act like a cunt because someone forgot to pick up jam at the store.

Women’s brains are like man brains, but without all the bits inside that make them work properly. Bits like shutting up and think-y before speak-y; those are all missing in a woman’s brain. In order to make up for these deficiencies, women have had to cobble together half-brains out of their existing parts.

That’s where the term half-wit comes from. Women’s brains, their wit if you will, are literally half that of a man — or is it even less than half?

A recent study from the University of California, Irvine has shown that men have 6.5 times the grey matter in their brains that women do, and women have 10 times the amount of white matter in their shit-brains. Guess which matter actually matters?

It’s the grey matter of fucking course.

“In human brains, gray matter represents information processing centers, whereas white matter works to network these processing centers.” -Professor Richard Haier

In layman’s terms, the study means women are all bullshit and no bull. Imagine a fire hose. As men, that’s very easy to do. Now with a man, the hose works properly and puts out the fire. That’s a metaphor for how we use our properly functioning grey matter brains to get the job done. Women, however, take the end of the hose and connect it to the beginning. They spend their entire fucking lives mucking around in their white matter brains, networking bullshit that’s got nothing to do with anything and running around like hens without heads.

Here comes the part which makes science articles such a joy. Here comes the part where emotion has got nothing to do with the hard, cold numbers I’m about to get in the hair of feminism and women and their ridiculous whim of rights and voting and property ownership.

6.5 times the grey matter of men multiplied by 10 times the white matter of women makes men 65 times better than women. It doesn’t get any easier than that.

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Comment by Detached
2008-06-02 07:47:21

MPTucker said:

Go easy on Mr. Masterson. He’s not a teenager any more and he knows it.

Dick has never asked for any mercy. As a matter of fact, this website is an elaborate wake up call for women to defend themselves and their heinous behavior and acceptance of the equality lie. They failed miserably and it shows. Sucks to be you I guess.

 
Comment by Detached
2008-06-02 07:45:44

menarefunny said:

Dick Masterson said:

Daniek said:

but didn’t you never have a girlfriend???

Tons.

-Dick

Obviously. And he so impressed them with his prowess they left him sad and empty and with nothing better to say than what whores they are.

Sounds like experience talking. That may be what *you* experience when you get dumped but us alpha males still get booty calls from former dumpees. Sucks to be you I guess.

 
Comment by MPTucker
2008-05-31 00:14:10

Go easy on Mr. Masterson. He’s not a teenager any more and he knows it.

 
Comment by menarefunny
2008-05-30 19:41:25

Dick Masterson said:

Daniek said:

but didn’t you never have a girlfriend???

Tons.

-Dick

Obviously. And he so impressed them with his prowess they left him sad and empty and with nothing better to say than what whores they are.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2008-05-29 11:23:17

Daniek said:

but didn’t you never have a girlfriend???

Tons.

-Dick

 
Comment by Daniek
2008-05-29 08:17:55

hello I am from holland.
I just see you at dr phil
I think it’s funny how you talk about women.
my english is not very wel. but I think some man are agree with you and sometimes I think women are a stupid people too. but didn’t you never have a girlfriend??? or friends who are women??

Oh yea I am a woman too
Bye bye grtz From the netherlands!

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-28 10:24:51

Sharon said:

I am a woman who don’t need a man.

You’re just afraid of commitment.

 
Comment by MattB
2008-05-28 10:05:01

The biggest turn off for me, next to a women acting manly, is when a women says she doesn’t need a man.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-05-28 09:45:32

Sharon said:

I am a woman who don’t need a man.

Hmmm…..that is kind of sad.

So what do you do when your car breaks down, or you need to replace your roof or have a deck built. Who built the house you live in? Or, what if your house burnt down and you call 911, are you going to turn down the firemen and policemen who arrive to save your butt?

I need men like I need the air I breath.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-05-28 09:42:28

We are men who don’t need females. If you are a female we don’t need you.

 
Comment by Sharon
2008-05-28 09:36:37

I am a woman who don’t need a man.

 
Comment by MPTucker
2008-05-20 14:33:20

Hey boys, the more often you ejaculate now, the less your chances of getting prostate cancer later in life. Come on over to my house and let’s have a big naked circle jerk. I’ll stand in the middle and you can all look at me!

 
Comment by Deathslayer
2008-05-20 06:42:44

She has an opinion?

I thought it was a comedy routine.

Deathslayer

 
Comment by doubt
2008-05-19 02:27:00

Who asked the fuckbox for its opinion?

 
Comment by Michael
2008-05-19 01:16:17

MP Tucker, thank you for demonstrating a classic case of projection.

-Freud

 
Comment by MPTucker
2008-05-18 20:49:42

Sigmund Freud spent thirty years studying the feminine soul and he still couldn’t answer the question: What does a woman want?

I’ll tell you what a woman wants:

A woman wants to live alone in a house with an unrelated, athletic teenage boy who likes to walk around naked all the time with a big erection in his hand. And if he doesn’t have any money she’ll be happy to buy him all the hand lotion he wants.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-05-18 15:37:18

MPTucker said:

Most women just spend their lives all pissed off because they never could find any athletic teenage boys to walk around naked in from of them.

Plus, they are bitter about having to menstruate and bear children.

 
Comment by MPTucker
2008-05-18 15:00:02

Most women just spend their lives all pissed off because they never could find any athletic teenage boys to walk around naked in from of them.

 
Comment by P Coderch
2008-05-05 01:53:20

I love how all the cunts who post here accuse us of being gay. Of course, they don’t accuse the women who bitch about men on Opra of being lezzies, now do they?

P Coderch

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-05-01 20:21:45

sonyad said:

So, what you’re heading at is women’s brains have to go full throttle, maybe even into afterburner (if only they’d have such a mantastic feature), to ’solve’ the most pointless of shitty tasks while men’s brains manage by only leisurely chucking along at the only appropriate setting (with a man’s brain) for such ‘problems’: almost dead idle or asleep.

Of course, when dealing with important, which also tends to mean difficult stuff, men’s brains’ autocruise gently pushes the throttle to suit the requirements and importance of the task while still processing and responding to the nagging and pointless, almost rhetorical if not for being something else, female statements, questions or hysteria in the background, foreground, underground and highground.

Of course. Such important intellectual and cognitive tasks may include:

1. Designing and running entire programs, sub procedures & functions in one’s head whilst at the same time thinking of possible problem causes and fixes as well as general improvements for the sake of speed, simplicity, systematisation & standardisation.

2. Figuring out why the car’s engine thirsts out and won’t fucking turn over for the world then actually fixing it, not trying hard to remember the mechanic’s phone number which would be pointless anyway cause you’re lost in a mountain’s ass crack somewhere.

Only a man would think (I really should stop right here, but for the sake of argument) of solving the issue of a cracked fuel pomp that you can’t do shit about right here and now by choking the engine and pouring fuel down the carb. to make it start while someone is trying to turn it over behind the wheel.

Then proceeding back down the mountain, engine choked and never stopping or going out of first, to the nearast human habitation thereupon which plugging the pump with some pig raw hide from the local peasantry. And what a bloody brilliant fix that was. Couldn’t smell any fuel in the eng. comp. (could before) for years after until the car was eventually sold.

3. Inventing, hypothesising about, understanding then explaining stuff worth a shit.

4. Supressing pain, soulhurt, instinct, conditioned and natural reflex for the sake of said goal or pride.

5. Planning 5 moves (not to be confused with recursively analyzing all possible situation developments 5 moves ahead but a great deal many nontheless) ahead at chess and generally ‘pwning’ women.

6. Dealing with complex and/or spatial geometry and newtonian physics (intuitively and otherwise) as applied to real life too, not just paper but pwning women at both nontheless. For instance when driving aggresively and implicitely fast (sometimes very for given road conditions) and dynamically while still preserving higher overall safety levels than women; managing to not inconvenience the hell out of other drivers (for abso-fucking-lutely no reasonable reason: putting on lipstick when the light turns green, parking in the middle of the boulevard for 30 min. while fucking off to where unknown, I kid you not, etc.), cause or participate in accidents, and preserve situational awereness.

btw, the writing on your rearview (what an unfortunately misleading name) mirror is meant for women (surprise, surprise) that shouldn’t be in a position to read it anyway and is not just useless to men (we don’t need it) but pointless to women (they’re still gonna fuck it up, regardless how much effort men put into preventing them hurting themselves and other not just when behind the wheel).

7. Knowing, understanding and rememberring a respectable amount of data and facts on a respectable number of topics while still being open-minded and unbigoted.

8. Empathising, genuinely caring, loving (obsessing about), etc.

9. other stuff I don’t care to write about. Wrote too much as is. You’re still probably going to be on your merry way to neverland and believe whatever you wish to.

Talk about how mantastic men’s brains are, heh? g’day.

wow. More Top Ramen. I would like to study if the reason a woman’s brain won’t work right is because of the very prescense of a male. Do you think maybe, hormonally, (due to pherones)-their brains become submissive, passive & latent? I really think so. For example, we have this one assitant who’s a paragon when her boss is gone-when he’s there, she becomes a terminal fuck up. Self persevation in a self-defeatest way?
We have a difficult time trying to dechiper what’s going on between them.
I’ve seen other woman figure things out on their own as well. I think nature renders them ‘deer in the headlights’. Think about it, if they were as good at ‘Stratego’ as men…they’d start doing stuff like figuring out how easy it is to kill somebody in their sleep. It is God-ordained on every level that men prevail…but survival of the species from a science standpoint indicates adaptation.
Nobody likes meetings over 20minutes long that are written and orated in ‘gun metal grey’.

 
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