Women Are As Cold As An Ice Cold Beer
Women allegedly feel colder than men all the time because they have a higher surface to volume ratio and less muscle density. That’s a nice way of saying that they have a higher body fat percentage. And that’s a nice way of saying that women are fatter than men. That much is obviously true. Being skinny is a thing and men are better than women at all things. What next? Is the sky blue? Yep.
That seems to be one of the reasons that Curves: The Women’s Gym is taking off like a house fire. Actually, Curves is only successful because it is run by a man: Robbie Allan. If Curves was a gym for women and run by women, it would be about as successful as “lesbians” raising a child.
The real truth of these cold fronts are that women are scientifically engineered to constantly bitch.
You can check out the scientific explanation for the above here, but only if you’re a man. The site doesn’t forbid women like this one does, but it might as well because it doesn’t take a lot of extra time explaining simple things. Simple everyday things like words and points that men understand instantly without even thinking about it.
When you prove something to a woman, you need make sure that any point you have to make can also be made in the form of crayons on construction paper. If it can’t, then you’re speaking Greek to her. And if she is Greek then you’re speaking Pig Latin.
Women can’t speak or understand Pig Latin for the life of them. No one knows why, but I have a pretty good hunch. Just remember that next time you need to get a secret message past a woman, say it in Pig Latin. To her it just sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.
Women are colder than men because they’re fat and love to complain. They are pretty much engineered to complain. That’s why they have periods.
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June 29th, 2005 at 1:18 am - IP Man-Hash: ffcbff2933b8d
ok heres what i’m gonna do to you Dickless Masterton:
I am going to slice your achilles tendon so you are paralysed.
Then i am going to pull out your teeth one by one, and stuff them up your nose.
I will then procced to cut off both your hands, stuff them into your muth and sew your lips together.
Then i will put you in an airtight glass coffin, and parade your naked (no doubt naturally cockless corpse around town with a sign tattooed onto your fettid flesh reading ‘I am a sick little tapeworm’
I hope you have fun down there in hell bastard.
June 29th, 2005 at 1:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
Oooookay…That was a perfectly reasonable response.
June 29th, 2005 at 4:49 am - IP Man-Hash: f50318f6a324f
Hm, under the Terms and Conditions of this blog she (!) should not even be allowed to read or post… ;-)
June 29th, 2005 at 5:53 am - IP Man-Hash: b9ccf0bcef0c9
And we can see why! The wisdom of banning women from this blog is indisputable.
June 29th, 2005 at 10:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 90732515db7b8
Women having more fat is a scientific fact, it’s not because we’ve been eating too many burgers. There are still skinny women, we don’t all look like bowling balls, round with a few carefully placed holes!
June 29th, 2005 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: ebb0d1f6317c9
Nope… Women are more like a six pack. Turn ‘em over and carry them home.
June 30th, 2005 at 1:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7cd1b9f9fa14e
The first comment is a perfect exapmle of a womans capacity for violence. When a man says anything even remotely threatening to a woman, it is called Domestic Violence in the 4th degree and he will be jailed and restrained. When a woman threatens to mutilate and kill a man, even if she actually DOES it, she still finds a way to blame the man. Double standards abound because women ARE IN FACT INFERIOR. Get used to it Courtney. — One Man
June 30th, 2005 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: ccc5bba03b1fa
Well, you can’t blame Courtney for posting here. Women generally have a hard time following instructions, such as the one about women not being allowed here.
June 30th, 2005 at 1:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
One Man, that’s a good point. It’s kind of the same reason a man will let a dog accidentally micturate on his brand new couch — without dire consequences. Dogs don’t know any better. It’s up to us men to clean up the mess and toss them a bone at some point in the future when we think they’ve earned it — or simply to fulfill our altruistic natures.
As for women’s capacity for rage, it’s surprising. Not scary of course because a woman could never stop frothing at the mouth for more than two seconds to actually direct her rage.
It’s cute and harmless.
-Dick
June 30th, 2005 at 2:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7cd1b9f9fa14e
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
— Benjamin Franklin
June 30th, 2005 at 5:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 254d8667d181c
I can’t understand why Courtney is so upset, the discussion was not on sexual frigidity so to speak. But having said that, Dick Masterton has found a way of heating wimmen up without increasing greenhouse gas. Just tell the truth.
Woman speak is a topic that should be covered. My wife gets my temperature up by uttering the sentence ” What are we going to do about this?” Which is sheila speak for that’s your job and I have now washed my hands of it.
June 30th, 2005 at 5:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 439289613f6d2
Dick…this is a damn fine site. What’d I tell you One Man?
June 30th, 2005 at 5:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Jack,
I like where you’re going with this. Instead of heating units or jackets and the like, women could just carry around a small book with all kinds of these truths in it. Things like:
“The Equal Rights Amendment is not in the Constitution of the United States because it’s mindless bullshit that doesn’t actually say a goddamn thing.”
Well done.
-Dick
June 30th, 2005 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: b6ae45e2979ab
Courtney, it’s a good thing you posted that. It makes the stupidity of women ten times more apparent. I’m glad you think that the Achille’s Tendon can be used to paralyze a person, but really, in order to accomplish the task paralyzing someone, you must snap a nerve in the spine or neck, which would inhibit sensation from the hips down. I’m glad you think that you spell paralyze with an “s” and that you spelled several other words wrong, on top of the abysmal grammar mistakes you made in your post. The inferiority of women is highlighed immensly in your post.
But most importantly, your post shows how immature you are. You take no sensible argument in defending females, rather, you bring yourself down to the level of a petty 7th grader and threaten to stuff Dick’s teeth up his nose. Now really, did you think you would accomplish anything with this?
I am female, by the way. I agree with Jack: Women cannot handle the truth. They cannot remain calm when hearing the truth, instead they go off on a tangent of insane babble that makes zero sense, as Courtney so aptly portrayed in the very first post. The women commenting on this site just exemplify exactly what Dick is trying to get across: Women are inferior to men. Nice job, Courtney. You proved him right.
June 30th, 2005 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: ccc5bba03b1fa
Well, it really is no surprise that men are better than women. After all, Eve was made from a spare rib. Most things made of spare parts are inferior to those things that are made of parts designed specifically to create something superior.
Women are also pretty good at cleaning and cooking. Men do it better when they spend time doing that instead of all of the other things they do better than women, but women can do these few things good enough to satisfy us, usually.
July 1st, 2005 at 5:34 am - IP Man-Hash: db4f4d26fe3ae
If this was a man hating site and a man said that violent shit there I am sure the silly female admin would try and IP trace him and give the name to the police.
Double standards because Women are inferiour. We need em around as they have babies and pleasure us. Lets not forget that uo until 200 years ago women were 2nd class citizens who were there to obey there husbands. First instincts are usually right
July 1st, 2005 at 7:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 1a067cf6eca37
OneMan! You right, this guy tells the unadulterated, unvarnish truth.
Plus, he can convince clueless wimmin’ like Courtney to clearly elicit and demonstrate the truth of his spew.
I can call it a good day already, for having this site light up my life.
Geezer
July 3rd, 2005 at 12:51 am - IP Man-Hash: b4de96109b641
# This site is legendary stuff Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 5:34 am
If this was a man hating site and a man said that violent shit there I am sure the silly female admin would try and IP trace him and give the name to the police.
Double standards because Women are inferiour. We need em around as they have babies and pleasure us. Lets not forget that uo until 200 years ago women were 2nd class citizens who were there to obey there husbands. First instincts are usually right
——————
Maybe your Mother should have aborted you or put you up for adoption because you are the most ungrateful person. Women are not inferior because they can produce children but males cannot. Men are useless without a woman.
kaoru
July 7th, 2005 at 1:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: d232876bfeb5b
‘BananaLand (aka Iguana)’ get over yourself you reigious freak.
Aparently being gay is a sin, not many people take that literaly so you shouldnt take women and men being made from dirt literaly.
(I am a gay guy and proud of it)
July 8th, 2005 at 10:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 2b2d272a0c255
It would seem ironic that the only outward gay man on this ridiculous website is one of the few that defends women. Whether being gay is a sin or not depends on your take on the Bible, there are many different ways of interpreting it, as there are with whether women are really religiously subordinate or not.
July 10th, 2005 at 11:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: f64b423f2ccd6
sorry W-Hortencia being gay is a sin. At least in Christianity. The bible specifically condemns it. Heres the passage:
“Therefore, God handed them over to their degrading passions. Their females exchanged natural relations for unnatural, and the males likewise gave up natural relations with females and burned with lust for one another. Males did shameful things with one another and thus received in their own persons the due penalty for their perversity� (Rom 1:26–27). Other verses include Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13, Genesis 19:1-29, 1 Corinthians 6:9–10, and 1 Timothy 1:10.
I guess the answer is to not be a christian, or at least interpret Christianity in your own way… but then it wouldn’t really be Christianity - heck! Make your own religion.
Personally I have my own religion too. I don’t understand why you have to conform to something created by other people.
Peace.
July 12th, 2005 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2df095214c68e
Don’t get me started on the validility of homosexual Christians! I wrote a 3500 word religious studies essay on it and concluded that the ambiguity of the Biblical passages and historical context of the Scriptures meant that a Christian can be a practicing homosexual. When you concider the Greco-Roman view and all the idolatry and promiscuity that existed it would seem that a momgamous homosexual relationship cannot be compared with these particular “degrading passions”.
You quoted St Paul there I believe, he also had some interesting things to say about women, and their being silent in church.
July 12th, 2005 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Yes, please don’t get her started. I couldn’t even read that post and I’m pretty sure it was less than 3500 words.
-Dick
July 13th, 2005 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2a3eaed8b56b0
That was an incredibly brief summary of my essay, my essay may be a bit complex for you, Dick. I can understand why you wouldn’t want to read it.
July 14th, 2005 at 4:10 am - IP Man-Hash: f5afd81c6a8c4
Courtney is one of those women who gives other women a horrible image. That was an incredibly childish, pointless thing to say on Courtney’s part, despite how angry she was at the man who posted the comment. It just goes to show that men are just as dumb as SOME women can be (i.e. Courtney), by them trying to prove their point with, what they like to call “evidence”, donated by women like Courtney. They target the women who are way too emotional about ridiculous comments posted on this website. And unfortunately, the vast majority of women who are unable to control their feelings when it’s not exactly the right time, speak for all women as a whole.
I went through this website and read a few things, and decided I would throw in my two cents. I know most of the men on this board think women are the inferior gender. But that is not always the case. I know some incredibly intelligent women who are very successful and lead wonderful lives. Even women who are stronger than some men. Or women who have more knowledge or street smarts than a mand does. Then I come here and read this nonsense. Men, probably in their 20s, 30s even 40s (and I hope to God not any older), acting like children.
Although I can agree with some of the things these guys say on here, I’d have to stick with my opinion, that women are just as equal as men. Men may be good at one thing, and women may be good at other things. I don’t see a problem with that. But when we start belittling the things that women and men are not capable of, it turns into an all out war over who is the bigger child.
So here is where I’ll end it. I urge you fellows to get your heads out of your asses and pick your battles. Focus on the women who are actually what you say they are. Not every single women in existance on this planet.
(And you wonder why women cut men’s dicks off… *wink*)
July 14th, 2005 at 9:04 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Particia,
Not surprisingly, you’ve missed the point of this site entirely. It’s not about denigrating women, labeling them as “inferior”, or belittling them in any way whatsoever. All that I’m trying to do here is document the ways in which men are better than women; better at thinking and doing and achieving and living their lives and not fucking up.
I don’t see how that detracts or lessens women accomplishments.
Truly that would be the mark of vanity.
Also, you’re not allowed on my website so — and this goes for any other women reading this: piss off.
-Dick
July 16th, 2005 at 9:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 9d6fb8a5b969e
To the men on this site: all of your mothers should have had abortions.
July 16th, 2005 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: fa48aa19ef342
Dick, saying women are inferior and saying men are better than women is the same thing. Surely a man as smart as you would know that.
August 22nd, 2005 at 8:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 841b5a7609141
Not entirely, Nicole.
“Inferior” refers to rank
“Better” refers to quality
Men could technically be “better” than women, while being inferior.
In fact; many (of the more extreme) feminists have used this line of reasoning for some time.
(Women are “better”, but subordonated)
ie: - Men are pigs/dogs/violent,etc but rule the world; women are peaceful/understanding/etc…
August 22nd, 2005 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
I don’t think it’s fair to make a generalization like that. That men are “inferior” to women. Men are better than women at everything. That much we know; we can measure it. But inferior? That is an ugly word.
-Dick
August 22nd, 2005 at 9:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 841b5a7609141
Fair enough, Dick
Point taken.
I meant it only as a ridiculous example… :)
June 5th, 2006 at 11:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Says it all. Doesn’t it?
June 5th, 2006 at 6:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8241bffc0206d
Ahh yes the only control a woman has over a man and one that apparently isn’w working to well at that. Imagine that?
Strength and Honor
June 6th, 2006 at 9:54 am - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
alan, I apologize. I was actually addressing Nicole. You quite obviously were not making the claim of women being inferior to men. It was the little piggy.
-Dick
June 6th, 2006 at 10:03 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Are you aware just how much of a nasty piece of work you are? I don’t think you are. I think you have some exaggerated sense of your “greatness” due to some missplaced righteous anger and indignation. Get that chip off YOUR shoulder before it topples you sideways. There’s my helpful tip for you for today. That’s about as far as a relation with you I’d consider.
June 6th, 2006 at 11:28 am - IP Man-Hash: b39671b23df39
Why in the world would you be considering a relation with me?
Ladies and gentlemen, I submit Female is a Complete Nutter Exhibit #5,589: Imaginary Relationships.
-Dick
June 6th, 2006 at 12:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Now even Dick is apologizing for something he said 10 months ago! (I myself have been caught this way several times) This bumping of old threads does have its hazards, though it does keep them circulating and percolating.
And why Female would take a polite apology from Dick as meaning he’s a nasty piece of work with a chip on his shoulder and delusions of greatness… I admit I am baffled. Surely there are better threads to attack Dick in?
-wolfe
June 6th, 2006 at 2:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
Why would I mention relation with you? Don’t be coy, refer to your latest posting in the Fem has been banned thread. You just wrote a huge, stinking pile of crap about me wanting to have a virtual relation with you, not too long ago. Hence, my previous post in this thread. You are only correct in thinking that my previous reply in this thread has absolutely nothing to do with Dick apologising to Alen. Why should it! There might be better threads, but I chose this one.
June 6th, 2006 at 2:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
I forgot to explain. Dick is a nasty piece of work because he insulted Nicole rudely and is spreading unsubstantiated, illogical rumour about me.
June 6th, 2006 at 7:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 49c9ff889fded
Hence the humor. The very idea that Dick (or any man) would want a relationship with you… The men at Python Inc. would have been hard pressed to entertain a premise so absurd.
June 6th, 2006 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Biff, just as your relationship is of no consequence to me, my status should be of zero concern to yourself. Your fishing might be more appropriate on a trout farm.
June 6th, 2006 at 8:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 31b9f0e0114c5
Dick would be pushed to say anything about you that you have not already said yourself or intimated.
You behave as if we are aware of your identity and that all of us will be giving you a visit over the next millennium.
Your behaviour fem, is inexcusable, irrational, unwarranted and irrelevant.
Why do you bother, we certainly do not give a damn about what poison you vomit.
So just bugger off.
June 6th, 2006 at 11:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
And a previous quote from Female:
How hilarious that Female can’t really seem to stand Dick’s use of ‘colourful’ language.
-Big Al
June 7th, 2006 at 8:16 am - IP Man-Hash: e53e7a4aa32a1
hmmm… (the mind boggles)
June 7th, 2006 at 11:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 72d7eaeb885fc
Thats how women are Dick,they just can’t handle criticism.Thats why when there is female BASHING on T.V OR Film the so called women’s rights groups cry………â€?INJUSTICEâ€?!
June 8th, 2006 at 1:17 am - IP Man-Hash: fdc97f2a7128a
That’s true Jack, women are not very good at criticism. You only need to watch big brother to know this is true LMAO. It is awful the whole of their arguments consist of what she said he said about what she said - very comical, but also quite pathetic too.
Women have a tendency to take everything way too personally, this tends to get in the way of accepting criticism.
June 8th, 2006 at 3:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 31b9f0e0114c5
What’s big brother ?
As far as I am aware it’s a bitch program.
You actually watch that crap !
June 8th, 2006 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: ec1fb1f486090
What are they good at besides whining, bitching and whoring to get what they want? It’s not like they have even mastered the baby making process.
In the beginning and the end of the process all they have to do is lay there and breathe. And they even require a nurse to tell them this… Breathe!!! Spread em…. natural for any whore. Breathe!!! Breathe some more… Breathe!!!
June 8th, 2006 at 1:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Good point, Billy.
-Dick
April 1st, 2007 at 11:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1dde20a99ed44
ROFL sonyad. Maybe you are right. Your indirect implication is that since we are here on this site, busy reading dick posts, replying and grumbling about women, that perhaps we should have been aborted, because we have obviously lost the ugly game being played in 21st century America. I submit to you, that perhaps you ought to stock up on norplant, bcp and ru-486, unless and until you can hold a relationship with one man for longer than it takes your kid to go through primary school. (Because you too are here on this site reading this, arent you?)
April 1st, 2007 at 11:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Quite.
May 27th, 2007 at 10:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a323ff28db9
Says it all. Doesn’t it?
DAH DUM! OMG - Noooo! You ladies think we should all have been - ABORTED? AHAAHHAHAHA.
Not only do i totally agree with that, i believe that about 80% of the people i see and deal with every day should have. LOL abortions. If it were up to me, every single woman would not only be legally able to have an abortion, but i’d chip in to pay for it too. Who needs another gardener or clerk? Fuck the pro-lifers, those assholes wont chip in dime one to pay for the mistake cause somebody got lucky enough to get laid that night.
The only problem with war (retroactive abortion?) is that it usually kills the wrong people. Look at the guys in Iraq dying now - the bravest, the strongest, the smartest, the most to offer society. You never see the asshole at work or the motherfucking sociopath that stole your wife out there getting (deservedly) blown up by an IED - its only the BEST GUYS who die! As a result, lets even the score some and just abort everybody who the mother even suspects might not be wanted. Kill the deserving!
May 27th, 2007 at 10:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a323ff28db9
How do you like them apples?
May 27th, 2007 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a323ff28db9
I stand by what i said. C’mon bishes, aren’t you gonna cry about it? If you do, you might change my mind. If not, i must be right.
May 29th, 2007 at 3:03 am - IP Man-Hash: d8f92aef8a49e
You need to make up your mind.
One moment you tell women to “fuck off” the next moment you are begging them to “cry about what you said”…
You either want women here or you don’t.
May 29th, 2007 at 7:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47
To answer your question, NO we don’t.
First of all, he was taunting all the female lurkers here. Just because he posted it, it doesn’t mean any chick has license to post.
Second, Herr Himmler might have been drinking when he posted and was just carried away by the moment. That’s OK. All men can be forgiven for all minor transgressions by all other men when they drink because drinking is a manly art.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
Uckfay Ouyay Ickday!!!!!
November 26th, 2007 at 7:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
Ouyaay oofygay astardbay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 26th, 2007 at 10:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 58f66b0866fa9
Oh yeah that’s intelligent, you acting like a pig.
Nothing new here. Most every women acts like a pig at some point in their pathetic wittle lives.
Stupid girl - Pink
November 26th, 2007 at 10:26 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
And men don’t?
November 26th, 2007 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
Dick said *~ Women can’t speak or understand Pig Latin for the life of them. No one knows why, but I have a pretty good hunch. Just remember that next time you need to get a secret message past a woman, say it in Pig Latin. To her it just sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.*~
Uckfay offway Illdobay*~
P*S* Yes, I LOVE the color PINK!xoxoxox
November 26th, 2007 at 10:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
You put a dash in the words when you write them.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s difficult to TYPE pig-latin when you don’t even understand how to write. A twenty-something girl with the brain of a 5-year-old. A shame, really.
Never quite grew out of that crying and demanding stage, either. I suppose we write off such immaturity as just a girl being girly. However, past puberty and into middle adulthood, such behavior belies a life of prostitution - sex for goods.
And somehow these stupid sluts connect their attention source with pleasure.
November 26th, 2007 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
Hate to burst YOUR bubble Doubt……………You’re still a LOON!
P*S* the only goods I receive from sex is me shouting my hubby’s name and my toes curling from the orgasm he gave me…..mmmmm… that’s all I need!!!!!~*
OK, weird boy.
November 26th, 2007 at 11:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Right. Given the honesty of girls on this site, I find that you’re a lying bitch.
You need to have a mind to blow it - and, by the way, you’re a little bitch who doesn’t know when to shut her lips.
Mmmm… Go jack off then, bitch! What the fuck are you doing here?
Christ, little bitch. Remember that the male orgasm is all that’s needed for sex - your bread-crumbs falling from the table are just a side effect.
PS
You are a slut. The only thing a woman shouts during orgasm is ‘God.’ You’re a lying little whore and a cockmongling bitch.
I reiterate: Never, never marry a western woman. There are some who have staked out a living for themselves and have built up a persona, but they are few and far between. You’re far better off just partnering with several live-in girlfriends - and then, after 5 years or so, choosing a partner to settle down with.
At least 1 year is the prerequisite before either partner should even utter a word about long-term commitment. Luckily, there are many girls out there, so if one is stupid or crazy, move on to the next fat-titted slut.
November 26th, 2007 at 11:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
WOW!!!! I struck a nerve. This is fun….;)
P*S* YOU ARE A FREAKEN WEIRDO.
November 26th, 2007 at 11:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 06f436bd35659
And anyways, I’m not western, I’m Midwestern.
Got it, Mr. Doubty pants….
=0* that is your face when I call you a LOON!!!
November 26th, 2007 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
You didn’t strike a nerve, you are just unlikable.
Novem