Women Are As Cold As An Ice Cold Beer
Women allegedly feel colder than men all the time because they have a higher surface to volume ratio and less muscle density. That’s a nice way of saying that they have a higher body fat percentage. And that’s a nice way of saying that women are fatter than men. That much is obviously true. Being skinny is a thing and men are better than women at all things. What next? Is the sky blue? Yep.
That seems to be one of the reasons that Curves: The Women’s Gym is taking off like a house fire. Actually, Curves is only successful because it is run by a man: Robbie Allan. If Curves was a gym for women and run by women, it would be about as successful as “lesbians” raising a child.
The real truth of these cold fronts are that women are scientifically engineered to constantly bitch.
You can check out the scientific explanation for the above here, but only if you’re a man. The site doesn’t forbid women like this one does, but it might as well because it doesn’t take a lot of extra time explaining simple things. Simple everyday things like words and points that men understand instantly without even thinking about it.
When you prove something to a woman, you need make sure that any point you have to make can also be made in the form of crayons on construction paper. If it can’t, then you’re speaking Greek to her. And if she is Greek then you’re speaking Pig Latin.
Women can’t speak or understand Pig Latin for the life of them. No one knows why, but I have a pretty good hunch. Just remember that next time you need to get a secret message past a woman, say it in Pig Latin. To her it just sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.
Women are colder than men because they’re fat and love to complain. They are pretty much engineered to complain. That’s why they have periods.
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June 30th, 2005 at 5:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 439289613f6d2
Dick…this is a damn fine site. What’d I tell you One Man?
June 30th, 2005 at 5:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Jack,
I like where you’re going with this. Instead of heating units or jackets and the like, women could just carry around a small book with all kinds of these truths in it. Things like:
“The Equal Rights Amendment is not in the Constitution of the United States because it’s mindless bullshit that doesn’t actually say a goddamn thing.”
Well done.
-Dick
June 30th, 2005 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: b6ae45e2979ab
Courtney, it’s a good thing you posted that. It makes the stupidity of women ten times more apparent. I’m glad you think that the Achille’s Tendon can be used to paralyze a person, but really, in order to accomplish the task paralyzing someone, you must snap a nerve in the spine or neck, which would inhibit sensation from the hips down. I’m glad you think that you spell paralyze with an “s” and that you spelled several other words wrong, on top of the abysmal grammar mistakes you made in your post. The inferiority of women is highlighed immensly in your post.
But most importantly, your post shows how immature you are. You take no sensible argument in defending females, rather, you bring yourself down to the level of a petty 7th grader and threaten to stuff Dick’s teeth up his nose. Now really, did you think you would accomplish anything with this?
I am female, by the way. I agree with Jack: Women cannot handle the truth. They cannot remain calm when hearing the truth, instead they go off on a tangent of insane babble that makes zero sense, as Courtney so aptly portrayed in the very first post. The women commenting on this site just exemplify exactly what Dick is trying to get across: Women are inferior to men. Nice job, Courtney. You proved him right.
June 30th, 2005 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: ccc5bba03b1fa
Well, it really is no surprise that men are better than women. After all, Eve was made from a spare rib. Most things made of spare parts are inferior to those things that are made of parts designed specifically to create something superior.
Women are also pretty good at cleaning and cooking. Men do it better when they spend time doing that instead of all of the other things they do better than women, but women can do these few things good enough to satisfy us, usually.
July 1st, 2005 at 5:34 am - IP Man-Hash: db4f4d26fe3ae
If this was a man hating site and a man said that violent shit there I am sure the silly female admin would try and IP trace him and give the name to the police.
Double standards because Women are inferiour. We need em around as they have babies and pleasure us. Lets not forget that uo until 200 years ago women were 2nd class citizens who were there to obey there husbands. First instincts are usually right
July 1st, 2005 at 7:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 1a067cf6eca37
OneMan! You right, this guy tells the unadulterated, unvarnish truth.
Plus, he can convince clueless wimmin’ like Courtney to clearly elicit and demonstrate the truth of his spew.
I can call it a good day already, for having this site light up my life.
Geezer
July 3rd, 2005 at 12:51 am - IP Man-Hash: b4de96109b641
# This site is legendary stuff Says:
July 1st, 2005 at 5:34 am
If this was a man hating site and a man said that violent shit there I am sure the silly female admin would try and IP trace him and give the name to the police.
Double standards because Women are inferiour. We need em around as they have babies and pleasure us. Lets not forget that uo until 200 years ago women were 2nd class citizens who were there to obey there husbands. First instincts are usually right
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Maybe your Mother should have aborted you or put you up for adoption because you are the most ungrateful person. Women are not inferior because they can produce children but males cannot. Men are useless without a woman.
kaoru
July 7th, 2005 at 1:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: d232876bfeb5b
‘BananaLand (aka Iguana)’ get over yourself you reigious freak.
Aparently being gay is a sin, not many people take that literaly so you shouldnt take women and men being made from dirt literaly.
(I am a gay guy and proud of it)
July 8th, 2005 at 10:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 2b2d272a0c255
It would seem ironic that the only outward gay man on this ridiculous website is one of the few that defends women. Whether being gay is a sin or not depends on your take on the Bible, there are many different ways of interpreting it, as there are with whether women are really religiously subordinate or not.
July 10th, 2005 at 11:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: f64b423f2ccd6
sorry W-Hortencia being gay is a sin. At least in Christianity. The bible specifically condemns it. Heres the passage:
“Therefore, God handed them over to their degrading passions. Their females exchanged natural relations for unnatural, and the males likewise gave up natural relations with females and burned with lust for one another. Males did shameful things with one another and thus received in their own persons the due penalty for their perversity� (Rom 1:26–27). Other verses include Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13, Genesis 19:1-29, 1 Corinthians 6:9–10, and 1 Timothy 1:10.
I guess the answer is to not be a christian, or at least interpret Christianity in your own way… but then it wouldn’t really be Christianity - heck! Make your own religion.
Personally I have my own religion too. I don’t understand why you have to conform to something created by other people.
Peace.
July 12th, 2005 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2df095214c68e
Don’t get me started on the validility of homosexual Christians! I wrote a 3500 word religious studies essay on it and concluded that the ambiguity of the Biblical passages and historical context of the Scriptures meant that a Christian can be a practicing homosexual. When you concider the Greco-Roman view and all the idolatry and promiscuity that existed it would seem that a momgamous homosexual relationship cannot be compared with these particular “degrading passions”.
You quoted St Paul there I believe, he also had some interesting things to say about women, and their being silent in church.
July 12th, 2005 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Yes, please don’t get her started. I couldn’t even read that post and I’m pretty sure it was less than 3500 words.
-Dick
July 13th, 2005 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2a3eaed8b56b0
That was an incredibly brief summary of my essay, my essay may be a bit complex for you, Dick. I can understand why you wouldn’t want to read it.
July 14th, 2005 at 4:10 am - IP Man-Hash: f5afd81c6a8c4
Courtney is one of those women who gives other women a horrible image. That was an incredibly childish, pointless thing to say on Courtney’s part, despite how angry she was at the man who posted the comment. It just goes to show that men are just as dumb as SOME women can be (i.e. Courtney), by them trying to prove their point with, what they like to call “evidence”, donated by women like Courtney. They target the women who are way too emotional about ridiculous comments posted on this website. And unfortunately, the vast majority of women who are unable to control their feelings when it’s not exactly the right time, speak for all women as a whole.
I went through this website and read a few things, and decided I would throw in my two cents. I know most of the men on this board think women are the inferior gender. But that is not always the case. I know some incredibly intelligent women who are very successful and lead wonderful lives. Even women who are stronger than some men. Or women who have more knowledge or street smarts than a mand does. Then I come here and read this nonsense. Men, probably in their 20s, 30s even 40s (and I hope to God not any older), acting like children.
Although I can agree with some of the things these guys say on here, I’d have to stick with my opinion, that women are just as equal as men. Men may be good at one thing, and women may be good at other things. I don’t see a problem with that. But when we start belittling the things that women and men are not capable of, it turns into an all out war over who is the bigger child.
So here is where I’ll end it. I urge you fellows to get your heads out of your asses and pick your battles. Focus on the women who are actually what you say they are. Not every single women in existance on this planet.
(And you wonder why women cut men’s dicks off… *wink*)
July 14th, 2005 at 9:04 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Particia,
Not surprisingly, you’ve missed the point of this site entirely. It’s not about denigrating women, labeling them as “inferior”, or belittling them in any way whatsoever. All that I’m trying to do here is document the ways in which men are better than women; better at thinking and doing and achieving and living their lives and not fucking up.
I don’t see how that detracts or lessens women accomplishments.
Truly that would be the mark of vanity.
Also, you’re not allowed on my website so — and this goes for any other women reading this: piss off.
-Dick
July 16th, 2005 at 9:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 9d6fb8a5b969e
To the men on this site: all of your mothers should have had abortions.
July 16th, 2005 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: fa48aa19ef342
Dick, saying women are inferior and saying men are better than women is the same thing. Surely a man as smart as you would know that.
August 22nd, 2005 at 8:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 841b5a7609141
Not entirely, Nicole.
“Inferior” refers to rank
“Better” refers to quality
Men could technically be “better” than women, while being inferior.
In fact; many (of the more extreme) feminists have used this line of reasoning for some time.
(Women are “better”, but subordonated)
ie: - Men are pigs/dogs/violent,etc but rule the world; women are peaceful/understanding/etc…
August 22nd, 2005 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
I don’t think it’s fair to make a generalization like that. That men are “inferior” to women. Men are better than women at everything. That much we know; we can measure it. But inferior? That is an ugly word.
-Dick
August 22nd, 2005 at 9:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 841b5a7609141
Fair enough, Dick
Point taken.
I meant it only as a ridiculous example… :)