Women Are As Cold As An Ice Cold Beer

Women allegedly feel colder than men all the time because they have a higher surface to volume ratio and less muscle density. That’s a nice way of saying that they have a higher body fat percentage. And that’s a nice way of saying that women are fatter than men. That much is obviously true. Being skinny is a thing and men are better than women at all things. What next? Is the sky blue? Yep.

That seems to be one of the reasons that Curves: The Women’s Gym is taking off like a house fire. Actually, Curves is only successful because it is run by a man: Robbie Allan. If Curves was a gym for women and run by women, it would be about as successful as “lesbians” raising a child.

The real truth of these cold fronts are that women are scientifically engineered to constantly bitch.

You can check out the scientific explanation for the above here, but only if you’re a man. The site doesn’t forbid women like this one does, but it might as well because it doesn’t take a lot of extra time explaining simple things. Simple everyday things like words and points that men understand instantly without even thinking about it.

When you prove something to a woman, you need make sure that any point you have to make can also be made in the form of crayons on construction paper. If it can’t, then you’re speaking Greek to her. And if she is Greek then you’re speaking Pig Latin.

Women can’t speak or understand Pig Latin for the life of them. No one knows why, but I have a pretty good hunch. Just remember that next time you need to get a secret message past a woman, say it in Pig Latin. To her it just sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.

Women are colder than men because they’re fat and love to complain. They are pretty much engineered to complain. That’s why they have periods.

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Comment by Bitchy
2008-07-26 14:50:14

My dad is always cold, I am always comfortable… I see no problem here ever, never has this been one. I guess complaining is universal and goes both ways. It requires you to be angry, judgmental, or bickering, do not deny you do this or you cannot read, and of course that isn’t happening.

Actually quick though and deep thought are 2 different arenas. The longer the more results come to mind.

Comment by Bitchy
2008-07-26 14:50:47

* thought

 
 
Comment by CockHudson
2008-06-28 04:30:44

You bitch’s can say what you want .
But it’s all true.

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-26 10:42:00

Most stupid article i’ve ever read.

 
Comment by Geeza
2007-11-26 15:38:46

*~*Girly girl*~* said:

Hate to burst YOUR bubble Doubt……………You’re still a LOON!

P*S* the only goods I receive from sex is me shouting my hubby’s name and my toes curling from the orgasm he gave me…..mmmmm… that’s all I need!!!!!~*

OK, weird boy.

Please do not advertise your husbands underage sex exploits here. Its disgusting and against the law. You need counselling.

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 12:17:43

I’m lovable! xoxoxox…………….LOON.

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-11-26 12:13:27

You didn’t strike a nerve, you are just unlikable.

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 11:58:07

And anyways, I’m not western, I’m Midwestern.

Got it, Mr. Doubty pants….

=0* that is your face when I call you a LOON!!!

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 11:50:41

Doubt said:

Right. Given the honesty of girls on this site, I find that you’re a lying bitch.
You need to have a mind to blow it - and, by the way, you’re a little bitch who doesn’t know when to shut her lips.
Mmmm… Go jack off then, bitch! What the fuck are you doing here?
Christ, little bitch. Remember that the male orgasm is all that’s needed for sex - your bread-crumbs falling from the table are just a side effect.
PS
You are a slut. The only thing a woman shouts during orgasm is ‘God.’ You’re a lying little whore and a cockmongling bitch.
I reiterate: Never, never marry a western woman. There are some who have staked out a living for themselves and have built up a persona, but they are few and far between. You’re far better off just partnering with several live-in girlfriends - and then, after 5 years or so, choosing a partner to settle down with.
At least 1 year is the prerequisite before either partner should even utter a word about long-term commitment. Luckily, there are many girls out there, so if one is stupid or crazy, move on to the next fat-titted slut.

WOW!!!! I struck a nerve. This is fun….;)

P*S* YOU ARE A FREAKEN WEIRDO.

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-11-26 11:40:14

Right. Given the honesty of girls on this site, I find that you’re a lying bitch.
You need to have a mind to blow it - and, by the way, you’re a little bitch who doesn’t know when to shut her lips.
Mmmm… Go jack off then, bitch! What the fuck are you doing here?
Christ, little bitch. Remember that the male orgasm is all that’s needed for sex - your bread-crumbs falling from the table are just a side effect.
PS
You are a slut. The only thing a woman shouts during orgasm is ‘God.’ You’re a lying little whore and a cockmongling bitch.
I reiterate: Never, never marry a western woman. There are some who have staked out a living for themselves and have built up a persona, but they are few and far between. You’re far better off just partnering with several live-in girlfriends - and then, after 5 years or so, choosing a partner to settle down with.
At least 1 year is the prerequisite before either partner should even utter a word about long-term commitment. Luckily, there are many girls out there, so if one is stupid or crazy, move on to the next fat-titted slut.

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 11:11:07

Hate to burst YOUR bubble Doubt……………You’re still a LOON!

P*S* the only goods I receive from sex is me shouting my hubby’s name and my toes curling from the orgasm he gave me…..mmmmm… that’s all I need!!!!!~*

OK, weird boy.

 
Comment by Doubt
2007-11-26 10:56:38

You put a dash in the words when you write them.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s difficult to TYPE pig-latin when you don’t even understand how to write. A twenty-something girl with the brain of a 5-year-old. A shame, really.
Never quite grew out of that crying and demanding stage, either. I suppose we write off such immaturity as just a girl being girly. However, past puberty and into middle adulthood, such behavior belies a life of prostitution - sex for goods.
And somehow these stupid sluts connect their attention source with pleasure.

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 10:42:19

Dick said *~ Women can’t speak or understand Pig Latin for the life of them. No one knows why, but I have a pretty good hunch. Just remember that next time you need to get a secret message past a woman, say it in Pig Latin. To her it just sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown.*~

Uckfay offway Illdobay*~

P*S* Yes, I LOVE the color PINK!xoxoxox

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-26 10:26:22

Billy said:

Oh yeah that’s intelligent, you acting like a pig.
Nothing new here. Most every women acts like a pig at some point in their pathetic wittle lives.

Stupid girl - Pink

And men don’t?

 
Comment by Billy
2007-11-26 10:23:24

Oh yeah that’s intelligent, you acting like a pig.
Nothing new here. Most every women acts like a pig at some point in their pathetic wittle lives.

Stupid girl - Pink

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 07:59:30

Ouyaay oofygay astardbay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Comment by *~*Girly girl*~*
2007-11-26 07:51:27

Uckfay Ouyay Ickday!!!!!

 
Comment by Sam Adams
2007-05-29 19:23:06

Luka said:

You need to make up your mind.

One moment you tell women to “fuck off” the next moment you are begging them to “cry about what you said”…

You either want women here or you don’t.

To answer your question, NO we don’t.

First of all, he was taunting all the female lurkers here. Just because he posted it, it doesn’t mean any chick has license to post.

Second, Herr Himmler might have been drinking when he posted and was just carried away by the moment. That’s OK. All men can be forgiven for all minor transgressions by all other men when they drink because drinking is a manly art.

 
Comment by Luka
2007-05-29 03:03:37

You need to make up your mind.

One moment you tell women to “fuck off” the next moment you are begging them to “cry about what you said”…

You either want women here or you don’t.

 
Comment by Heinrich_Himmler
2007-05-27 11:29:53

I stand by what i said. C’mon bishes, aren’t you gonna cry about it? If you do, you might change my mind. If not, i must be right.

 
Comment by Heinrich_Himmler
2007-05-27 10:29:57

How do you like them apples?

 
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