Women Are eStupid
Can I ask a serious question here? How the fuck are women supposed to be equal to men when they can’t harness the communication medium of the 21st century. The typed fucking word?
They can’t. Women can’t email for shit, they can’t do the text messaging each other on the computer thing for shit (I don’t know what that’s called because I’m a man), and they can’t do the text messaging each other on the phone for shit (same reason).
That’s why they do all three of those all the fucking time. They can’t get it right the first time.
How many times, as a man, do you have to fix a 1967 Dodge Charger with a broken fuel pump? Seven times. Once to fix it and six more times to hang out with your man friends and cruise for hot girls.
That’s a joke, but my man point which lies under the joke remains. Men do things the right way the first time and we do them expediently. That’s why we don’t take like a half hour in the sack. It’s because we know what the fuck we’re doing. Women wander aimlessly around the bedroom like they’re lost in a labyrinth of body parts.
“Am I supposed to twist this?”
No! You are not supposed to twist anything! You twist a bottle top. You twist a fucking screwdriver. Noticing a pattern? Twist things that are recyclable, not things that are attached to anyone.
Women can’t write emails for shit. They send them back and forth all day like they’re shopping for useless junk, each one more useless than the last. At first I thought the problem was women and their rampant illiteracy.
I’ve spoken before on this global epidemic. Something like 50% of women are completely illiterate. And I’m not completely sure, but I doubt that stat includes the number of women who can “technically” read, but actually cannot. Let me explain.
Women are like squirrels or chickens. I’ve seen a squirrel ride skis. I’ve seen a chicken play a piano. They both performed their respective tasks like shit and I’m pretty sure neither one knew what in the fuck it was doing, but “technically” they did it. Technically a squirrel can water ski and technically a chicken can play a fucking piano.
Technically women can read.
They completely can’t though. Give a woman a basic reading comprehension test. Let’s say a big red fucking sign that says STOP or a sign that says No Fucking U-Turns! 9 times out of 10 a woman will fail that test. Here’s another basic reading comprehension test for you. Take a woman to dinner and drop a bill in front of her. It’s all Greek to her unless she is!
It was at that point that I thought, ‘I’m a man. Of course the first thing I thought was right.’ And it was. Women can’t email for shit because they can’t read.
It’s not because their primary mode of communication is passive aggression. It’s not because they naturally assume the worst of any tone that isn’t expressly implied by facial signals or vocal intonations. It’s not because women in the workplace face overwhelming pressure and suffer a crippling paranoia. It’s because they can’t fucking read.
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No you twit you haven’t ever agreed with the men here.
And the reason you don’t bother mentioning things you do better than men is because you can’t think of anything that could be proven. End of story. Now fuck off you dumb bitch.
Oh come on. This is a (term used advisedly)woman to whom the mechanics of operating a toilet seat is inexplicable high technolgy.
Let her stay. Please. Pretty please. I crave the occasional doses of her moronic, feminut, droning. It serves as a constant, and easily accessible, reminder of my own intellectual superiority.
No you twit you haven’t ever agreed with the men here.
And the reason you don’t bother mentioning things you do better than men is because you can’t think of anything that could be proven. End of story. Now fuck off you dumb bitch.
And completely unforeseen one of Female’s posts suddenly surfaces stealthily and charges from behind.
Is ‘nay’ your latest hapless plaything, Female? You seem to be over Gwallan’s cr
uotches, thankfully.Couple of months back there were news articles praising girls because they used computers to communicate more than boys who apparently only use them for games.
So women are more computer savvy than men apparently. Of course creating a constant stream of useless gossip over
a network clearly indicates greater technical proficiency.
Ah. The sound of solitude once more.
No, the general male mentality and hostility displayed on this site is what is somewhat, nay, extremely, unattractive. I used to share your viewpoint veriveriteri, however, after spending some time here, I am now actually better able to appreciate what is so positive about being a woman and all the things we are/do that are better. Don’t forget those and don’t bother mentioning them here either, it’d be like throwing candy or bananas.
rofl
You could have just fucked off without saying so.
-Dick
Alrighty, Dick. You win. I’m gone.
I do not find what he does particularly savoury or admirable, nor do I indulge in his spoils. But it’s really rather amusing, I must say. I’m sure a woman would store such facts handy so as to have something to blow the whistle on when she wants leverage, revenge, or simply feels like being a skank.
Women are excellent at recalling shit like that from 10000 years ago that’s been thoroughly made up for 10000 times over when the skankness hits.
Diamatik. Perhaps you’re right. For all we know she might have been thinking she’s working a microwave oven. That would explain her being so utterly hopeless with a pc as well.
Perhaps you missed the giant disclaimer on the front page of the site:
NO WOMEN ALLOWED!
-Dick
I call your bullshit, sonyad! Women did not know about computers until after they heard about the Y2K bug.
The coolest thing is any computer I use, manage or am in charge of maintenance of works flawlessly, does not get cluttered, does not fill up with spyware, does not turn sluggish, does not catch viruses. Naturally, it doesn’t go unnoticed and there’s always someone pestering me to help her with something she fucked up.
A friend of mine even moonlights as a homecall pc fixit guy. Everytime he’s short of change he logs on and connects to the unbeknownst radmin server he’s installed on a the pc of one of his female customers he services. Not that she would have a bloody clue what that is or what it does if she even knew it was there in the first place.
The broad’s loaded so no sweat. All he does is delete some shortcut or some more discreet silly shit like that in the middle of the night or when the computer’s not being used. Sure enough, a phone call ensues shortly thereafter or the next day. Presto changeo, he’s got enough dough to last him till next week. Even cooler, she lives in the same building. Silly cow never catches on. He’s got other cash cows he milks though none quite like this one. The woman’s lost in space if you delete a shortcut. And this after a decade or more of using computers.
I agree. The general female mentality is one that is quite unattractive. Which might explain why I’m in here with a bunch of men, albeit somewhat hostile men!
Don’t forget web browsing for possible holiday destinations and shopping for more useless clutter, while similtaneously forwarding on baby/kitten/puppy photos, speaking to mum on the phone and negotiating which coffee shop to spend lunchtime in with female collegues.
I think that covers everything women do at work.
FreeCell, Solitaire, e-mailing shitty forwards, sending e-greetings and a place to put silly-fluffy toys. Those are what computers wer made for.
That pales in comparison to my cousine switching off a mouseless computer with 3 hlds and 1 http server running on it from the power source switch while I was away. I’d deactivated the front panel switch’s shutdown function after a similar prior incident with my mom. At the time I was off to a lan party with the mouse. It’s a gaming grade LogiTech. The servers were back home. She figured it was off cause I’d put the monitor on standby and was trying to start it so she could play freecell, you see?
Not that the loud custom cooling and disk drives humming from inside the open case could have been remotely observable or audible.
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Holy tap-dancing shit! I thought it was only in my region that they did such foolish things. It is amazing how they are the same in every society.
And then there’s those little fluffy toys they put on top of their monitors. The purpose of these is so that if a man has to do something to the system unit, the toys all fall on the floor and the woman has something to complain about.
Fortunately, someone has done something about this, by inventing the LCD monitor, which is too thin to balance the toys on. You can bet that that someone was not a woman.
-Big Al
Ladies may be used as politeness at times, but we men are aware of the fact that no real Ladies exist anymore.