My Girlfriend: “Hey, why don’t you open Yahoo messenger on your phone so that when I get back from the store, I’ll IM you so you can unlock the door for me.”

Me: “…. or you could fuckin call”

Jerry said:

Going by stats,men are more illiterate than women.Most of you were taught to read by your mother or female teacher. This site is for sissies,not men. Just as there are females,not women…..you are males,not men. Are all your mothers whores,stupid,etc.? Oh,wait…they produced males instead of men. I’m tired of reading the writings of pissed off,angry,cry baby males.Get a grip,life is what you make it. You create your own reality. Real men don’t need your site.

Maybe that’s the problem: women trying to teach boys to read. If more women in total (mothers and teachers), are trying to teach little boys to read and the boys aren’t learning, whose fault is that?
Yeah, we all got tired of the ridiculous feminist rantings in our society, and specifically on the (much more numerous) feminist Websites, so we came here. What a crime that men should discuss their experiences, philosophy, and facts about men versus (what we’ve observed were once more intellectually honest and fair-minded) women.
Every woman in the past, and even contemporarily, has exchanged her sex (The Fundamental Female neurosis) for something(s) of value that the man had or would provide on an ongoing basis. In that sense yes, they’re all whores.
You state that you’re tired of our rantings on here, yet mention nothing of the continual feminist rantings through various mediums, and the special demands that women make (gender-specific job openings, equal pay for “equal” work [you need to read Dr. Warren Farrell's "Why Men Earn More" to get up to date on the factual reasons for this one], defining-down of standards for entry into specific jobs [police, fire"fighter," etc]and etc.).
Get a grip? Life is what you make it? Heck, that’s what us men have been trying to get through the female skull for years - that the United States, especially, is a MERITOCRACY, and that as such, rewards shouldn’t be accorded as per female whim, f - e - e - l - i - n - g - s, or “Princess Privilege.”
Wake up!

sonyad said:

Now, now. Opposites attract.

Brilliant manquip.

-Dick

veriveriteri is my ex-girlfriend; I am not surprised that she still doesn’t get the simple act of communication.

Female said:

Can you do or say anything else but whinge and tell me to F off Billy? Oh that’s right, you aren’t intelligent enough to actually engage me in conversation and resort to insults to hide your fear.

I have no fear of a woman.

You see there shouldn’t be an argument with you at all since you can’t understand what the hell “No women allowed” means.

You are pathetic and don’t make decent conversation. It’s sad that there are women like you in this world. Unfortunately there are plenty dimwits just like you. Once again fuk off…

All this preparation H and this damn hemorrhoid keeps coming back!

Female said:

gwallan said:

Oh come on. This is a (term used advisedly)woman to whom the mechanics of operating a toilet seat is inexplicable high technolgy.
Let her stay. Please. Pretty please. I crave the occasional doses of her moronic, feminut, droning. It serves as a constant, and easily accessible, reminder of my own intellectual superiority.

gwallan, gwallan, gwallan, whatever shall I do with you? And whatever will Mrs Allan do when she finds out you’ve hit middle age and started to sit on the toilet to pee?

Thankyou for getting my name right for a change. Clearly the repetition in this post will help you in that.
There is no Mrs Allan. My other half uses her own name which bothers me not one jot.
It might shock you but I do sometimes sit on the dunny to piss. I have no problem admitting this. Do you have a point apart from a (snicker)piss weak attempt at ad hominem?

Female said:

gwallan, gwallan, gwallan, whatever shall I do with you? And whatever will Mrs Allan do when she finds out you’ve hit middle age and started to sit on the toilet to pee?

Another pointless and lame attempt at insulting a man.

Is that all you can do female? You women really have no clue how to make people happy. I’ts just not possible for you are too stupid.
And no we’re not going to give in one day and claim that we like you and want you to stay… So fuck off.

gwallan said:

Oh come on. This is a (term used advisedly)woman to whom the mechanics of operating a toilet seat is inexplicable high technolgy.
Let her stay. Please. Pretty please. I crave the occasional doses of her moronic, feminut, droning. It serves as a constant, and easily accessible, reminder of my own intellectual superiority.

gwallan, gwallan, gwallan, whatever shall I do with you? And whatever will Mrs Allan do when she finds out you’ve hit middle age and started to sit on the toilet to pee?

Dick Masterson said:

veriveriteri said:

I agree. The general female mentality is one that is quite unattractive. Which might explain why I’m in here with a bunch of men, albeit somewhat hostile men!

Perhaps you missed the giant disclaimer on the front page of the site:

NO WOMEN ALLOWED!

-Dick

Yet another failed reading test. Not to mention, simple instructions.

veriveriteri said:

Wait a minute.. if you don’t want women here, then why do you keep addressing us? You just like making provoking comments under the safe umbrella of rhetoric?

That’s quite descriptive of numerous feminist web sites, fora and blogs around the place. Sauce for the goose and all that stuff.
There are plenty of warm and cosy “women’s only” spaces out there for the strong, independent, feisty woman. Unfortunately the universe couldn’t give a fuck about warm and cosy or strong, independant and feisty. So if you come here we give you a dose of the real universe and a dose of your own medicine to boot.
There’s plenty of tree houses around that are for girls only. Piss off to one of them.
And read the sign on your way out.
NO GURLS ALOUD

diamatik said:

Look at all that feminine integrity. At least wait more than 24hrs before you renege, damn woman.

I must call you on this..
Women and integrity don’t belong in the same sentence.

veriveriteri said: August 22nd, 2006

Alrighty, Dick. You win. I’m gone.

veriveriteri said: August 23rd, 2006

Wait a minute … blah blah babble babble …

Look at all that feminine integrity. At least wait more than 24hrs before you renege, damn woman.