Try and explain this to a feminist.

-Cheers.RB.

My Girlfriend: “Hey, why don’t you open Yahoo messenger on your phone so that when I get back from the store, I’ll IM you so you can unlock the door for me.”

Me: “…. or you could fuckin call”

Jerry said:

Going by stats,men are more illiterate than women.Most of you were taught to read by your mother or female teacher. This site is for sissies,not men. Just as there are females,not women…..you are males,not men. Are all your mothers whores,stupid,etc.? Oh,wait…they produced males instead of men. I’m tired of reading the writings of pissed off,angry,cry baby males.Get a grip,life is what you make it. You create your own reality. Real men don’t need your site.

Maybe that’s the problem: women trying to teach boys to read. If more women in total (mothers and teachers), are trying to teach little boys to read and the boys aren’t learning, whose fault is that?
Yeah, we all got tired of the ridiculous feminist rantings in our society, and specifically on the (much more numerous) feminist Websites, so we came here. What a crime that men should discuss their experiences, philosophy, and facts about men versus (what we’ve observed were once more intellectually honest and fair-minded) women.
Every woman in the past, and even contemporarily, has exchanged her sex (The Fundamental Female neurosis) for something(s) of value that the man had or would provide on an ongoing basis. In that sense yes, they’re all whores.
You state that you’re tired of our rantings on here, yet mention nothing of the continual feminist rantings through various mediums, and the special demands that women make (gender-specific job openings, equal pay for “equal” work [you need to read Dr. Warren Farrell's "Why Men Earn More" to get up to date on the factual reasons for this one], defining-down of standards for entry into specific jobs [police, fire"fighter," etc]and etc.).
Get a grip? Life is what you make it? Heck, that’s what us men have been trying to get through the female skull for years – that the United States, especially, is a MERITOCRACY, and that as such, rewards shouldn’t be accorded as per female whim, f – e – e – l – i – n – g – s, or “Princess Privilege.”
Wake up!

sonyad said:

Now, now. Opposites attract.

Brilliant manquip.

-Dick

veriveriteri is my ex-girlfriend; I am not surprised that she still doesn’t get the simple act of communication.

Female said:

Can you do or say anything else but whinge and tell me to F off Billy? Oh that’s right, you aren’t intelligent enough to actually engage me in conversation and resort to insults to hide your fear.

I have no fear of a woman.

You see there shouldn’t be an argument with you at all since you can’t understand what the hell “No women allowed” means.

You are pathetic and don’t make decent conversation. It’s sad that there are women like you in this world. Unfortunately there are plenty dimwits just like you. Once again fuk off…

All this preparation H and this damn hemorrhoid keeps coming back!

Female said:

gwallan said:

Oh come on. This is a (term used advisedly)woman to whom the mechanics of operating a toilet seat is inexplicable high technolgy.
Let her stay. Please. Pretty please. I crave the occasional doses of her moronic, feminut, droning. It serves as a constant, and easily accessible, reminder of my own intellectual superiority.

gwallan, gwallan, gwallan, whatever shall I do with you? And whatever will Mrs Allan do when she finds out you’ve hit middle age and started to sit on the toilet to pee?

Thankyou for getting my name right for a change. Clearly the repetition in this post will help you in that.
There is no Mrs Allan. My other half uses her own name which bothers me not one jot.
It might shock you but I do sometimes sit on the dunny to piss. I have no problem admitting this. Do you have a point apart from a (snicker)piss weak attempt at ad hominem?