Give a Moose a Muffin, Women are Inconsiderate
Men are so much more considerate than women that it makes me want to start spitting all over the place. I’m a man though, so before I act, I think. I don’t just do whatever I feel like doing. In this case, I ask myself, “Hey is someone going to have to clean that up.” And if the answer is yes, I don’t do it — unless it’s going to be really funny. Then that person will probably understand.
That’s why men don’t ask for directions; because giving directions is a huge pain in the ass. You have to stop and try to remember what you’re thinking about for later and then walk some jackass down the street in your mind. Women don’t know how much of a pain in the ass it is because no one on Earth has ever asked a woman for directions. What would be the point of that? It would be like punching a valet in the stomach as you handed your keys over. In other words: stupid.
Men also don’t like inconveniencing other men by asking them to move all their shit from one apartment to another. Again, women have no idea how inconvenient it is to move someone’s shit because their idea of moving is to wear a baseball cap for a day and pretend that that makes them not a bitch. Not even Frosty’s hat could do that.
When a woman tries to be considerate, or nice, what she does is something that she wants to do, and then prepares a torrent of terrible fury for when she is not honored like a war hero for doing it.
“Oh you tidied up the blank, did you? Great. So I guess everything is now permanently lost. How wonderful it is that you did that.”
Except you’d better not say that with any kind of sarcasm or you’re fucked. Man’s greatest crime is consistently stating the obvious. It doesn’t matter that it doesn’t make any kind of sense without sarcasm. Women barely know the meaning of words anyway. That’s why they never make any sense themselves.
A guy asking women for directions would be a good late night talk show bit actually. One of those bits where everyone laughs at how outlandish and absurd of an answer someone can give when they legitimately have no fucking clue what they’re talking about. That’s women alright — as well as rude and crass and selfish.
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June 24th, 2005 at 11:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 26390a6c57528
I’ve been asked for directions many a time around Watford, this is because I know where I’m going in my home town. It is most frequently men that ask for directions anyway (though they normally look rather confused and flustered by the point at which they feel it is acceptable to ask for directions) so that blows a hole in your (rather bollocks as it is) theory!
June 24th, 2005 at 1:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: e351c06bc38d4
so this is the site that has been stirring up a storm eh sarah?
gotta say my father, god bless him, is one of those people who will not turn around and will not ask directions.
However, this is because he is usually well prepared as he thinks ahead and does not need to turn.
My mother, dear lord she is funny, cleans and puts things in a “safe place” never for them to be returned as i can only assume the safe place is a black hole containing many perrsonal items now.
I think this site is damn funny tho sarah, whats all the fuss about?
June 24th, 2005 at 2:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: e351c06bc38d4
i’d just like to point out dick’s creativity and inventionry skills,
everyone click on mantionary - new terms to decribe man’s greatness? its empty mate, kinda hypocritical isnt it?
June 24th, 2005 at 4:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
Do you know the definition of “hypocritical”? You either don’t or you decided to just start typing in random words in the hope of making a point. You failed.
June 24th, 2005 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8fb1825ebd593
You are the Tom Leykis of the gay community, very funny and unique perspective you offer, it’s almost *gasp* conservative in nature….
June 24th, 2005 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: e10bdc004164e
I never realized it was such a chore to try and remember later what you you were thinking about before someone asked for directions. Don’t strain yourself, please. . . .
June 24th, 2005 at 5:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ea824a6fd138
you guys are not getting the point. women have this outlandish idea that they are correct in everything they say. most women cant drive the freeways let alone read a map. and dick is not gay he just has the balls to say what all men think. keep fighting the good fight man!!
June 24th, 2005 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: b19fa5d71ad51
Sorry I was for some reason thinking he was gay, mabye it was the previous post comments title and some of the comments like “Listen very slowly here, sweetheart. When you call a man “gayâ€? in order to insult him (which you do every single time), you are reinforcing a negative stereotype and a societal stigma toward homosexuality. This directly hurts gay men.” But on closer read I guess that was not a homosexual perspective on a woman calling a man gay like I previously thought it was.
June 25th, 2005 at 2:41 am - IP Man-Hash: e351c06bc38d4
dan, i do understand what hypocritical is.
th reason i used this is because in the fathers dayy peice he says abou t how women did not invent it and how they cannot invent is said in the comments. Then there is a page about inventing words about how great men are which is empty.
Hypocritical is probably the wrong word perhaps ironic is a better word.
I’d also like to point out that what you just read was a constructive post and from waht i have read on here so far they are few and far between. Also i’d like to point out there is no ofensive material, which is something that appears in every post ive seen.
Ive noticed on here there is very rarely a reasoned, factual supported arguement, can anyone tell me why? are there no fats or statistics to support your views?
June 25th, 2005 at 7:32 am - IP Man-Hash: a94a238fe564c
Oh, for goodness sake, NT. Should we also be required to “prove” that the sky is blue? That is self-evident to anyone who has ever seen the sky. It’s the same way with the inherent superiority of men.
June 25th, 2005 at 12:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1f1cc903e9896
You can prove the sky is blue, you cannot prove that men are better than women, because it’s bollocks!
June 25th, 2005 at 12:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: e351c06bc38d4
my freind, you seem more puney than manly, we must all be ably to quantify our opinions or else we are ignorant of reason and mistakes will be made.
June 25th, 2005 at 12:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1f1cc903e9896
I’m probably more manly than the majority of blokes on this site!
June 26th, 2005 at 4:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 9348c3f4b0522
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June 26th, 2005 at 4:39 am - IP Man-Hash: e351c06bc38d4
but what about “getting in touch with your feminine side”? how come women are never told to “get in touch with their manly side”?
i think its because many men are afraid that women will excell at the things men have traditionally excelled at.
I agree tho the terms manly and femenine are very outdated and the meanings should be modified.
June 26th, 2005 at 5:05 am - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Define manly…
I enjoy action films and I play sports, does this make me manly?
What exactly is feminine? Being weak, enjoying cooking and wanting to be a housewife?
Manly and feminine are stereotypes which are now outdated, men are no longer completely inconsiderate, testosterone fuelled hardheads whose purpose is to hunt and gather, and women are no longer airheads who knit.
Men and women have evolved and so now shouldn’t these words evolve too?
Women shouldn’t feel the need to boast about being manly any more then men boasting about being feminine, that makes it seem like the genders cannot be different, we cannot ever be the same, but we will always be equal.
June 26th, 2005 at 5:52 am - IP Man-Hash: b9ccf0bcef0c9
Silly Not Thomas. It’s because women don’t have a manly side.
Check the genes. Women are XX, men are XY. So men have everything women have, plus all the extra good bits that only men get.
June 26th, 2005 at 7:33 am - IP Man-Hash: a94a238fe564c
Not Thomas- Right there is the scientific evidence you’ve been yearning for, thanks to Evil Pundit.
QED, sweetcakes.
June 26th, 2005 at 10:34 am - IP Man-Hash: e351c06bc38d4
my freinds, science can explain a lot, it can explain almost everything.
it has shown us there can be mutations such as women having xxy for genes rare but true and surely we are talking about nature or nurture here. I dont believe the genes we have define our personality otherwise all men would be as chavenistic and cowardly as you are.
Also its a lot more complicated than that. Im sure the women will recognise that as you are far too ignorant/stupid/pig headed to recognise this.
June 26th, 2005 at 11:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 431e5b72d5dd7
What about the women who are XY but can’t absorb testosterone in the womb? They are male genetically but are formed female physically (this is because we all start off as women in the womb, then testosterone causes changes in males which women do not react to in the same way). Sex and sexuality is fluid and not rigid (no pun intended), the stereotypes do not work because it is the individual that is important.
That said I have been referred to as “The manly women” (even as a child of 11 I was called this) and “Butch dyke” and have cross-dessed before, because it was fun and amusing to break an gender stereotype.
June 26th, 2005 at 11:32 am - IP Man-Hash: e351c06bc38d4
and coz ur really a man.
June 26th, 2005 at 11:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 431e5b72d5dd7
I have no cock, unless you count my detachable one!
June 26th, 2005 at 12:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Congrats W-Hortencia, I read how all foetuses are originally female and was about to point it out but you beat me to it.
And you sound all woman to me. :)
June 26th, 2005 at 12:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 431e5b72d5dd7
Sorry, I can’t help being quick on the uptake, I am a woman afterall!
June 26th, 2005 at 7:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: ed360025db1c1
Finally a good mens site on the web.
MENIMISTS RULE
June 26th, 2005 at 10:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 57b6629edc01b
Wouldn’t it be malemists? I’m suprised your ripped off the name of the ideology so beloved to your hated enemy, women. Try getting a new feel good name for reveling in your own glory. Points for originality here people. . . .
June 27th, 2005 at 9:27 am - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
You’re talking about originality, this whole site is dedicated to pushing feminism and the modern world backwards. So that the world becomes the completely unoriginal stereotype.
June 27th, 2005 at 2:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2a636512b78d7
Why call it feminism if it’s supposed to promote equality?
Why push a theory like feminism forwards when all it really does it criticise other theories, without unitedly and consistently providing any better ideas?
Why persistently associate feminism with “modern world”, and then immediately assume that just because you’re advancing the “modern world”, what you’re holds some kind of moral infallibility.
The fact is, people have yet to prove that a future in which jobs that may obviously seek more male qualities have to have an equal ratio of male/female shortlist applicants (thus biasing the process and not ensuring the best person for the job) and other such ridiculous ideas is actually better. And thats because theyre afraid to attempt to provide strong evidence against historical evidences. Instead, they go for the “this is modernising the world thus it is better” logical fallacy that everyone keeps bloody falling for.
June 27th, 2005 at 2:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Feminism does promote equal rights for both genders, the reason it is feminism and not ‘menism’ is because in history men have been believed to be the ‘better’ gender, and so feminists aim is to ensure women have just as many rights as men, not to make men have as many rights as women did, then both genders would be disadvantaged.
The reason some companies are told to employ women as well as men is to ensure that women are not disregarded because of their genders, and stopped because of the glass ceiling. The fact that women have a vagina instead of a dick does not affect their work performance.
June 27th, 2005 at 2:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2df095214c68e
Many women have ‘male’ characteristics, people should be judged on their own worth!
June 27th, 2005 at 2:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2a636512b78d7
Actually Dick, I was wondering if I might not be able to write a couple of articles on the pointlessness of feminism for you to post by me? I’m not as hardcore on your views as you are, but this feminism lark really winds me up. You must be able to get my email as I’ve just typed it in above. Contact me if you’re interested. Cheers.
June 27th, 2005 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9ccf0bcef0c9
I read how all foetuses are originally female
Foetuses recap evolution as they develop, changing from primitive forms to superior forms.
So a fetus goes from blob to fish to amphibian to lizard to monkey to female to male.
June 27th, 2005 at 7:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 868f03654397f
Yes, women need men to survive. But men need women to survive too. You wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for your mother, who wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for her mother, and so on.
Only a man would be so stuck-up and arrogant to not acknowledge what he depends so much on!
June 27th, 2005 at 10:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Evil, that was incredibly well thought out and reasoned. Nicely done, sir.
-Dick
June 30th, 2005 at 5:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 22c56efac587a
So, I was a female in the womb huh? Obviously I got over THAT early development flaw.
July 1st, 2005 at 7:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 3adea9f52780c
If you doubt the inconsiderate nature of women- just watch those cows stampede their way around Costco.
At any given Costco trip you will observe a man yield to others 2-3 times and women cutting in front of not less than 5 people during their trip.
It’s REALLY an enlightening social experiment to observe.
July 3rd, 2005 at 8:24 am - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Evil Pundit, don’t give us men a bad name. If you can’t tell the differnece between evolution and development then you have no place in this coversation.
So grow up or get out.
February 14th, 2007 at 5:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
I read that men like to do things by themselves: Don’t like to ask for help. Anyway, tha’s probably one reason why you wouldn’t ask for directions. Also, your visuo-spatial ability is better.
I also read, like, if someone tries to help you you get defensive and see it as being controlled. Women don’t understand this because they generally use advice to better themselves. So when they give advice, trying to help and you feel controlled and get upset they don’t understand.
Anyway, I will agree that women are more inconsiderate than men. There’s no doubt in that.
When it comes to moving, i’m sure that most of the things being moved are heavier than i am. But if it bugs guys so much, i guess i’ll just hire someone to move stuff for me,when i get older.
February 14th, 2007 at 6:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
lol
woman are very stupid
they are only good for certain things
February 14th, 2007 at 6:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
What the fuck is a woman doing here
can’t you read bitch
NO WOMEN ALLOWED
All women are brain damaged lol
February 14th, 2007 at 7:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Women are compeltely void of logic.
They wouldn’t know truth if it hit them upside the head.
So what is the point of a discussion with them?
That is one reason “women are not allowed.”
They always push themselves into places they’re not welcome and claim foul for not allowing them. Ever known a women to be good company?
Only in our dreams and the movies.
July 18th, 2007 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: c72d3d7fa1251
Women are inconsiderate because they live in their own little world and cannot accept responsibility/consequences for their actions.
Try telling a woman that you are not interested in her. At first, she refuses to believe it. And once it does sink it, she’ll try to make your life hell.
In other words, “Bitch: I don’t like you. You are fat. You’re cheap. You talk to much. You think your opinions are important. And your kid is a moron and will grow up to be just like you.”
July 18th, 2007 at 12:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
I have an article in the works about just that, Chris.
-Dick
July 18th, 2007 at 11:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 71df2d9b039c5
This woman is really Deluded. Look woman, when you realize that the universe does NOT revolve around you, you will be better off.
July 19th, 2007 at 12:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 71df2d9b039c5
Don’t let this intellectual whore lure you into dialogue.
Google “intellectual whore” and you will understand what makes this rotten apple tick.
August 9th, 2007 at 11:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
You assholes really astound me! I think you should re-name your website: http://www.menaredumbasabucketofawarmwetshit.com. You’d probably have a better class of member. Just a thought…
August 9th, 2007 at 11:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 71d0be43b04c7
So I assume that it’s okay for a slut to insult men, but when the bigger stronger men return the favor with logic and reason, they scream like a bunch of harpies.
Don’t worry, sugar tits. It may be a little - okay, very funny - that your knees are so well-worn and buckle so easily, but we sympathize with a cause that encourages the forced incarceration of men.
Really, we totally think it’s, like, so awful that gurls don’t have more vagina privileges. Just keep bitching about how the government needs to give the superior race more handicaps. Watch what happens to our education system when the market economy snaps out of it.
Hint: You may just get stoned.
November 4th, 2007 at 7:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0b4b3d633882b
Fuckin aye. Bring it back for the men. I do believe i was reading something from NT about there not being a single rational response among the men but the women were nailing it. At least that’s what i came to understand from the jumbled letters supposedly trying to be words. I do believe this so called “superior gender” ie cunt crusader has merely looked at this single forum. I would like to point out that apart from Dick of course there’s is all of Wolfe and MANy others who have consistently put their best man-paw foward and kicked forum ass using only their man-hand digits and manbrain. HU FUCKING HAAA
November 4th, 2007 at 7:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0b4b3d633882b
November 4th, 2007 at 9:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 904f55006453f
***I read that men like to do things by themselves: Don’t like to ask for help. Anyway, tha’s probably one reason why you wouldn’t ask for directions. Also, your visuo-spatial ability is better.***
That’s because a men do not admit defeat as quickly as a woman. Men would rather not ask for directions, because they are fully confident they can find the place using their own logic and observation. Women ask for directions because they are too lazy to try to figure things out for themselves. The only time a man asks for directions is when he only has 15 minutes to get to the stadium before the game starts, and he has no fucking clue how to get there.
If he had three hours and no fucking clue how to get there, he would look up exact directions on the internet or on a map.
***I also read, like, if someone tries to help you you get defensive and see it as being controlled.***
Untrue. Men only get defensive if someone offers them help when they obviously don’t need help. Men automatically help other men when they actually need it. If they see some random guy struggling to push his car into a gas station, they will instinctively help. But if I’m pushing my car, and it’s already rolling into the gas station as I have planned, and another guy feels the need to help me, I’ll get defensive. However, that situation would never happen. Only a woman would offer to help a guy who doesn’t need help, just to try to be “nice”.
***Women don’t understand this because they generally use advice to better themselves.***
Only if they AGREE with that advice or FEEL it’s helpful. If it doesn’t coincide with their own selfishness, it’s tossed out the window. Example: Man to woman: You shouldn’t be dating that guy. He’s a real asshole. Woman to man: But he’s nice to me!
***So when they give advice, trying to help and you feel controlled and get upset they don’t understand.*** No, that’s not it. Half the time, a woman’s advice stems from selfishness. And most of the time, the advice wasn’t needed, or asked for. So the guy doesn’t take it. This get’s the woman upset, and because she is insecure, she tries to force it on the man. THATS when the man feels controlled. If a woman says to me, “You look hot without your glasses”, then if I want to impress her, I’ll show up wearing contacts. But if I start to see that woman alot, and we date, and the woman says, “I hate it when you wear your glasses. You should wear contacts instead”, THATS when we feel controlled.
When a guy wants advice, he will say, “Hey, what are your thoughts on this subject.” And expect you to offer your best solution.
Women never want advice. They want empathy. If some bitch is bugging them at work, you can tell them a million times exactly how to solve the situation. But they will never listen, because they want to tell you about it every day so you will feel bad with them. They want empathy, not a solution.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:46 am - IP Man-Hash: e148f6d6716ad
I am a man. I usually don’t ask directions if I get lost because:
1. It takes some analysis of the situation to actually make a correct appraisal of the lostness of my situation. I may not be truly lost. A woman will just say “We’re lost!” over and over, and not shut up.
2. I like being lost. I find new places and things when I am lost.
3. I like becoming un-lost. It is more fun to find your way back by yourself.
4. You find new roads, connections, and short-cuts when you are lost.
5. There is nothing wrong with being lost. Who cares?
Men feel controlled when lost and forced to ask for directions, because they are being controlled. They are being FORCED to ask for directions, and that is a loss of man points. It is also very annoying when you are happily enjoying your lostness, and some bitch wants to stop your lostness enjoyment, just for her amusement. It’s like getting caught in the rain. It’s nice. Some people will tell you your an idiot for not having an umbrella. Well, it wouldn’t be as much fun with an umbrella.
April 6th, 2008 at 11:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 105b9136f157d
I’d fuck a homeless bum before I’d fuck you Dick. If you were the last man on earth I would be considerate enough to fuck you. Then, of course, I would murder you and leave you for the bugs and birds.
P.S
You are nothing but a money hungry attention whore.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 29b48487587c8
Right, and you’re just posting here because you have time on your hands.
April 17th, 2008 at 3:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0971a2a7ddf5d
And I suppose someone with the name “ToohotforUBoys” isn’t an attention whore at all?
April 17th, 2008 at 4:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6de85be8a4eaf
Not to mention a carpet muncher. A spinning kick to the head is what she needs, removing all her teeth and giving her permanent brain damage.
April 18th, 2008 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
I am an inconsiderate woman, that’s why i am here, I just can’t help myself invading the man-space and I cannot shut up either, it must be the tourette’s