Give a Moose a Muffin, Women are Inconsiderate
Men are so much more considerate than women that it makes me want to start spitting all over the place. I’m a man though, so before I act, I think. I don’t just do whatever I feel like doing. In this case, I ask myself, “Hey is someone going to have to clean that up.” And if the answer is yes, I don’t do it — unless it’s going to be really funny. Then that person will probably understand.
That’s why men don’t ask for directions; because giving directions is a huge pain in the ass. You have to stop and try to remember what you’re thinking about for later and then walk some jackass down the street in your mind. Women don’t know how much of a pain in the ass it is because no one on Earth has ever asked a woman for directions. What would be the point of that? It would be like punching a valet in the stomach as you handed your keys over. In other words: stupid.
Men also don’t like inconveniencing other men by asking them to move all their shit from one apartment to another. Again, women have no idea how inconvenient it is to move someone’s shit because their idea of moving is to wear a baseball cap for a day and pretend that that makes them not a bitch. Not even Frosty’s hat could do that.
When a woman tries to be considerate, or nice, what she does is something that she wants to do, and then prepares a torrent of terrible fury for when she is not honored like a war hero for doing it.
“Oh you tidied up the blank, did you? Great. So I guess everything is now permanently lost. How wonderful it is that you did that.”
Except you’d better not say that with any kind of sarcasm or you’re fucked. Man’s greatest crime is consistently stating the obvious. It doesn’t matter that it doesn’t make any kind of sense without sarcasm. Women barely know the meaning of words anyway. That’s why they never make any sense themselves.
A guy asking women for directions would be a good late night talk show bit actually. One of those bits where everyone laughs at how outlandish and absurd of an answer someone can give when they legitimately have no fucking clue what they’re talking about. That’s women alright — as well as rude and crass and selfish.
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What about the women who are XY but can’t absorb testosterone in the womb? They are male genetically but are formed female physically (this is because we all start off as women in the womb, then testosterone causes changes in males which women do not react to in the same way). Sex and sexuality is fluid and not rigid (no pun intended), the stereotypes do not work because it is the individual that is important.
That said I have been referred to as “The manly women” (even as a child of 11 I was called this) and “Butch dyke” and have cross-dessed before, because it was fun and amusing to break an gender stereotype.
my freinds, science can explain a lot, it can explain almost everything.
it has shown us there can be mutations such as women having xxy for genes rare but true and surely we are talking about nature or nurture here. I dont believe the genes we have define our personality otherwise all men would be as chavenistic and cowardly as you are.
Also its a lot more complicated than that. Im sure the women will recognise that as you are far too ignorant/stupid/pig headed to recognise this.
Not Thomas- Right there is the scientific evidence you’ve been yearning for, thanks to Evil Pundit.
QED, sweetcakes.
Silly Not Thomas. It’s because women don’t have a manly side.
Check the genes. Women are XX, men are XY. So men have everything women have, plus all the extra good bits that only men get.
Define manly…
I enjoy action films and I play sports, does this make me manly?
What exactly is feminine? Being weak, enjoying cooking and wanting to be a housewife?
Manly and feminine are stereotypes which are now outdated, men are no longer completely inconsiderate, testosterone fuelled hardheads whose purpose is to hunt and gather, and women are no longer airheads who knit.
Men and women have evolved and so now shouldn’t these words evolve too?
Women shouldn’t feel the need to boast about being manly any more then men boasting about being feminine, that makes it seem like the genders cannot be different, we cannot ever be the same, but we will always be equal.
but what about “getting in touch with your feminine side”? how come women are never told to “get in touch with their manly side”?
i think its because many men are afraid that women will excell at the things men have traditionally excelled at.
I agree tho the terms manly and femenine are very outdated and the meanings should be modified.
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I’m probably more manly than the majority of blokes on this site!
my freind, you seem more puney than manly, we must all be ably to quantify our opinions or else we are ignorant of reason and mistakes will be made.
You can prove the sky is blue, you cannot prove that men are better than women, because it’s bollocks!
Oh, for goodness sake, NT. Should we also be required to “prove” that the sky is blue? That is self-evident to anyone who has ever seen the sky. It’s the same way with the inherent superiority of men.
dan, i do understand what hypocritical is.
th reason i used this is because in the fathers dayy peice he says abou t how women did not invent it and how they cannot invent is said in the comments. Then there is a page about inventing words about how great men are which is empty.
Hypocritical is probably the wrong word perhaps ironic is a better word.
I’d also like to point out that what you just read was a constructive post and from waht i have read on here so far they are few and far between. Also i’d like to point out there is no ofensive material, which is something that appears in every post ive seen.
Ive noticed on here there is very rarely a reasoned, factual supported arguement, can anyone tell me why? are there no fats or statistics to support your views?
Sorry I was for some reason thinking he was gay, mabye it was the previous post comments title and some of the comments like “Listen very slowly here, sweetheart. When you call a man “gayâ€? in order to insult him (which you do every single time), you are reinforcing a negative stereotype and a societal stigma toward homosexuality. This directly hurts gay men.” But on closer read I guess that was not a homosexual perspective on a woman calling a man gay like I previously thought it was.
you guys are not getting the point. women have this outlandish idea that they are correct in everything they say. most women cant drive the freeways let alone read a map. and dick is not gay he just has the balls to say what all men think. keep fighting the good fight man!!
I never realized it was such a chore to try and remember later what you you were thinking about before someone asked for directions. Don’t strain yourself, please. . . .
You are the Tom Leykis of the gay community, very funny and unique perspective you offer, it’s almost *gasp* conservative in nature….
Do you know the definition of “hypocritical”? You either don’t or you decided to just start typing in random words in the hope of making a point. You failed.
i’d just like to point out dick’s creativity and inventionry skills,
everyone click on mantionary - new terms to decribe man’s greatness? its empty mate, kinda hypocritical isnt it?
so this is the site that has been stirring up a storm eh sarah?
gotta say my father, god bless him, is one of those people who will not turn around and will not ask directions.
However, this is because he is usually well prepared as he thinks ahead and does not need to turn.
My mother, dear lord she is funny, cleans and puts things in a “safe place” never for them to be returned as i can only assume the safe place is a black hole containing many perrsonal items now.
I think this site is damn funny tho sarah, whats all the fuss about?
I’ve been asked for directions many a time around Watford, this is because I know where I’m going in my home town. It is most frequently men that ask for directions anyway (though they normally look rather confused and flustered by the point at which they feel it is acceptable to ask for directions) so that blows a hole in your (rather bollocks as it is) theory!