Give a Moose a Muffin, Women are Inconsiderate
Men are so much more considerate than women that it makes me want to start spitting all over the place. I’m a man though, so before I act, I think. I don’t just do whatever I feel like doing. In this case, I ask myself, “Hey is someone going to have to clean that up.” And if the answer is yes, I don’t do it — unless it’s going to be really funny. Then that person will probably understand.
That’s why men don’t ask for directions; because giving directions is a huge pain in the ass. You have to stop and try to remember what you’re thinking about for later and then walk some jackass down the street in your mind. Women don’t know how much of a pain in the ass it is because no one on Earth has ever asked a woman for directions. What would be the point of that? It would be like punching a valet in the stomach as you handed your keys over. In other words: stupid.
Men also don’t like inconveniencing other men by asking them to move all their shit from one apartment to another. Again, women have no idea how inconvenient it is to move someone’s shit because their idea of moving is to wear a baseball cap for a day and pretend that that makes them not a bitch. Not even Frosty’s hat could do that.
When a woman tries to be considerate, or nice, what she does is something that she wants to do, and then prepares a torrent of terrible fury for when she is not honored like a war hero for doing it.
“Oh you tidied up the blank, did you? Great. So I guess everything is now permanently lost. How wonderful it is that you did that.”
Except you’d better not say that with any kind of sarcasm or you’re fucked. Man’s greatest crime is consistently stating the obvious. It doesn’t matter that it doesn’t make any kind of sense without sarcasm. Women barely know the meaning of words anyway. That’s why they never make any sense themselves.
A guy asking women for directions would be a good late night talk show bit actually. One of those bits where everyone laughs at how outlandish and absurd of an answer someone can give when they legitimately have no fucking clue what they’re talking about. That’s women alright — as well as rude and crass and selfish.
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I read that men like to do things by themselves: Don’t like to ask for help. Anyway, tha’s probably one reason why you wouldn’t ask for directions. Also, your visuo-spatial ability is better.
I also read, like, if someone tries to help you you get defensive and see it as being controlled. Women don’t understand this because they generally use advice to better themselves. So when they give advice, trying to help and you feel controlled and get upset they don’t understand.
Anyway, I will agree that women are more inconsiderate than men. There’s no doubt in that.
When it comes to moving, i’m sure that most of the things being moved are heavier than i am. But if it bugs guys so much, i guess i’ll just hire someone to move stuff for me,when i get older.
Evil Pundit, don’t give us men a bad name. If you can’t tell the differnece between evolution and development then you have no place in this coversation.
So grow up or get out.
If you doubt the inconsiderate nature of women- just watch those cows stampede their way around Costco.
At any given Costco trip you will observe a man yield to others 2-3 times and women cutting in front of not less than 5 people during their trip.
It’s REALLY an enlightening social experiment to observe.
So, I was a female in the womb huh? Obviously I got over THAT early development flaw.
Evil, that was incredibly well thought out and reasoned. Nicely done, sir.
-Dick
Yes, women need men to survive. But men need women to survive too. You wouldn’t even be here if it wasn’t for your mother, who wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for her mother, and so on.
Only a man would be so stuck-up and arrogant to not acknowledge what he depends so much on!
I read how all foetuses are originally female
Foetuses recap evolution as they develop, changing from primitive forms to superior forms.
So a fetus goes from blob to fish to amphibian to lizard to monkey to female to male.
Actually Dick, I was wondering if I might not be able to write a couple of articles on the pointlessness of feminism for you to post by me? I’m not as hardcore on your views as you are, but this feminism lark really winds me up. You must be able to get my email as I’ve just typed it in above. Contact me if you’re interested. Cheers.
Many women have ‘male’ characteristics, people should be judged on their own worth!
Feminism does promote equal rights for both genders, the reason it is feminism and not ‘menism’ is because in history men have been believed to be the ‘better’ gender, and so feminists aim is to ensure women have just as many rights as men, not to make men have as many rights as women did, then both genders would be disadvantaged.
The reason some companies are told to employ women as well as men is to ensure that women are not disregarded because of their genders, and stopped because of the glass ceiling. The fact that women have a vagina instead of a dick does not affect their work performance.
Why call it feminism if it’s supposed to promote equality?
Why push a theory like feminism forwards when all it really does it criticise other theories, without unitedly and consistently providing any better ideas?
Why persistently associate feminism with “modern world”, and then immediately assume that just because you’re advancing the “modern world”, what you’re holds some kind of moral infallibility.
The fact is, people have yet to prove that a future in which jobs that may obviously seek more male qualities have to have an equal ratio of male/female shortlist applicants (thus biasing the process and not ensuring the best person for the job) and other such ridiculous ideas is actually better. And thats because theyre afraid to attempt to provide strong evidence against historical evidences. Instead, they go for the “this is modernising the world thus it is better” logical fallacy that everyone keeps bloody falling for.
You’re talking about originality, this whole site is dedicated to pushing feminism and the modern world backwards. So that the world becomes the completely unoriginal stereotype.
Wouldn’t it be malemists? I’m suprised your ripped off the name of the ideology so beloved to your hated enemy, women. Try getting a new feel good name for reveling in your own glory. Points for originality here people. . . .
Finally a good mens site on the web.
MENIMISTS RULE
Sorry, I can’t help being quick on the uptake, I am a woman afterall!
Congrats W-Hortencia, I read how all foetuses are originally female and was about to point it out but you beat me to it.
And you sound all woman to me. :)
I have no cock, unless you count my detachable one!
and coz ur really a man.
What about the women who are XY but can’t absorb testosterone in the womb? They are male genetically but are formed female physically (this is because we all start off as women in the womb, then testosterone causes changes in males which women do not react to in the same way). Sex and sexuality is fluid and not rigid (no pun intended), the stereotypes do not work because it is the individual that is important.
That said I have been referred to as “The manly women” (even as a child of 11 I was called this) and “Butch dyke” and have cross-dessed before, because it was fun and amusing to break an gender stereotype.
my freinds, science can explain a lot, it can explain almost everything.
it has shown us there can be mutations such as women having xxy for genes rare but true and surely we are talking about nature or nurture here. I dont believe the genes we have define our personality otherwise all men would be as chavenistic and cowardly as you are.
Also its a lot more complicated than that. Im sure the women will recognise that as you are far too ignorant/stupid/pig headed to recognise this.