P.S. Maybe Mommy didn’t love you enough to think far enough ahead to realize that your name is “Dick Master”. I don’t know, thats just the way I am seeing the reasons behind your belittling of women.

Sincerely,
Totally Hot, Sports-loving, Women-respecting, Straight: Kenny Brown.

P.P.S. I Love The Vag.

Geniuses try putting it into use.

“…as women can go through life without intelligence or hard work.”
I would like to see a study on that. If you insist on making such broad generalizations, you really should have research to prove it.

“Only a 50/50 chance? Although the option for gender is binary, the chance is not. Some people are more likely to produce female offspring then male ones, typically, males are produced by better-fed, more stable families.”
As a future note for you, every zygote/fetus is female until a certain stage in development. Please consult a biology book. Also, do you have any proof that males are produced by better-fed, more stable families?

A shame. Your argument may have actually been insightful, if it hadn’t lacked sufficient proof.

Jimbo said:

Dick, thank you for your reference to the Three Stooges, whose subtle wit and understated acting techniques have delighted generations of men. I’m not surprised when a woman says, “Ewwww! The Three Stooges! They’re not funny at all!” The delightful interplay among the Stooges seems just too cosmopolitan for women to understand. Also, note Courtney, above, who compared farts with quadratic equations. Courtney (who is a woman and therefore shouldn’t be reading this site) seems to be suggesting that farts are not funny, a claim which I find, frankly, to be too far-fetched for even Courtney to believe. If farts weren’t funny, there would be no whoopie cushions. There would be no electronic farting machines. There would be no fart jokes. One of the most cherished images of my childhood is of John Riley dragging his ass across the rug in my parents’ den, screaming with pain: he had just set fire to his ass whiskers while trying to light a fart. This, Courtney, is humor in its purest form; honest, sophisticated humor right out of one of Aristophanes’ timeless comedies. And you, dear lady, are too female to see it. This is not just sad; it is tragic.

Ahhh-the immortal Horowitz Bros.! R.I.P. I don’t which brings a tear to my more-Larry (Fine) chasing his shoe around the dance floor, Moe’s head stuck in the pipe, or parts of the engine falling out as the general drives away. It’s all good, good as ACME brand.
There is no such things as a funny female without boring sacrcasm. Only Ellen Degenerate…errr…ese…comes even close.
It begins when she’s dressed like a guy.

Melissa said:

ELLEN!!!!!!!!! OF COURSE!

Figuring out how to use the internet, are we?

Melissa said:

Melissa said:

Dick Masterson said:

Let’s see a MySpace, Jess.

-Dick</blockq
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Let’s see a MySpace, Jess.

-Dick

Melissa said:

Melissa said:

Dick Masterson said:

Let’s see a MySpace, Jess.

-Dick</blockq
Iblockquote>Dick Masterson said:

Let’s see a MySpace, Jess.

-Dick

Melissa said:

Dick Masterson said:

Let’s see a MySpace, Jess.

-Dick</blockq
I think i want to know more about what makes yousmile……not angry..:)

Dick Masterson said:

Let’s see a MySpace, Jess.

-Dick

Dick Masterson said:

Sweetheart, you need to write something for IGetDick.com

-Dick

Um sweetheart i think the problem is NOONE wants to lay you and if they do them they are paid or despret.

Dick Masterson said:

Let’s see a MySpace, Jess.

-Dick</blockq
I think i want to know more about what makes yousmile……not angry..:)

Dick Masterson said:

Let’s see a MySpace, Jess.

-Dick

I think i want to know more about what makes yousmile……not angry..:)

Nola said:

You need a lot of help and education.

A lot of what you say and advertise is just wrong, such as “women can’t do math.” It was a woman who was awarded the first M.D. degree.
Another woman who was gifted in math is Marie Sklodowska, who received degrees in math and science, and developed radiation treatments for cancer, defying another one of your stereotypes that “women haven’t contributed to the cure of diseases.”

It is awful for you to name someone “Man of the Month” who based Miss Teen South Carolina’s response to her question on Miss Teen America as a response that “all” women would answer. She said she was “overwhelmed,” but any person, man or woman, can see she isn’t very smart.

What if you were born a woman? There was only a 50/50 chance of that happening. Would you settle with your current misconceptions that you could never be able to be successful, for the rest of your life?

A woman was awarded the first M.D? If that is true, does that somehow make her the first doctor? They’ve had Medical degrees since about 1220, and women weren’t exactly in a position to be a bearer of one. “Another woman who was gifted in math?” Doctors don’t really need to be the best mathematicians, that sentence construction fails. Marie Curie is the example you can give us of exceptional female scientists. Please, provide at least a score. There’s at least 5 times that many exceptional male scientists (although, to be fair, with so many excellent male scientists, “exceptional” sorta becomes the norm). You don’t need to pick those that can win Nobel Prizes, feel free to include Jane Goodall and others who prefer the company of apes to humans.

Teen South Carolina isn’t likely to suffer any from being dumb, as women can go through life without intelligence or hard work. This is quite a bit more difficult for men, unless their fathers were exceptional.

Only a 50/50 chance? Although the option for gender is binary, the chance is not. Some people are more likely to produce female offspring then male ones, typically, males are produced by better-fed, more stable families. Some guys, like Henry VIII, just kept crapping out when it came time to roll the sticky dice.

A lot of what you say and advertise is just wrong, such as “women can’t do math.” It was a woman who was awarded the first M.D. degree.
Another woman who was gifted in math is Marie Sklodowska, who received degrees in math and science, and developed radiation treatments for cancer, defying another one of your stereotypes that “women haven’t contributed to the cure of diseases.”

It is awful for you to name someone “Man of the Month” who based Miss Teen South Carolina’s response to her question on Miss Teen America as a response that “all” women would answer. She said she was “overwhelmed,” but any person, man or woman, can see she isn’t very smart.

What if you were born a woman? There was only a 50/50 chance of that happening. Would you settle with your current misconceptions that you could never be able to be successful, for the rest of your life?

-Dick