Women are Ruining Strip Clubs: Part 1
If your shoes aren’t made of Lucite, stay the fuck out of my strip clubs.
All strip clubs are my strip clubs. I’m like that drunk guy in Braveheart.
It’s my island.
There should be a sign in front of every strip club that reads, “Your shoes must be this tall to ride this pole.”
A disturbing trend caught on a few years ago with women who were especially desperate for attention. It went something like this.
Guys like it when girls go to strip clubs.
I suppose it was started by the same people who started, “bitchy equals feisty”, “opinionated equals strong-willed”, and, “men like women who constantly call them on shit that doesn’t matter or even exist.”
We don’t. Shut the fuck up.
Women in strip clubs remind me of another trend that sickens me to my man ass: women using the men’s room because the line for the women’s shit-shack is too long.
We know the lines are too fucking long. You don’t need to squeal and squawk about it every time a guy walks up and looks disgusted by the line full of ladies loitering outside the men’s room. We already know that’s why you’re there. The disgust remains.
Men built the fucking restrooms in the first place. If we didn’t want the ladies’ line to be so long, we would have slapped like a hundred toilets in that motherfucker. They would be stacked on top of each other. Problem solved. But without a line for the ladies’ room, bar floosies would be free to guzzle as much booze as they wanted without a care in the world.
Women not drinking while they’re waiting in line to go to the bathroom makes the world a classier place.
Women ruin strip clubs like your dad ruins your 7th grade poker night. All of a sudden, the blue chips that were worth ten cents aren’t worth dick and the person at the table who gives the least amount of a fuck is the one getting the best hands.
The second a stripper sees another woman, she instantly forgets why she got into stripping. She forgets about the Benjamin’s — or the Washington’s, I should say.
There is nothing more important to a woman than attention. This is especially true for strippers. Strippers love attention so much, they would choose it over the imaginary, non-abusive childhood they wish they had. Strippers flock to women in strip clubs like moths to a burning wallet, but make no mistake, that good time you’re not having because of it is being shared by all. The guy who brought the poseur is nothing but embarrassed by her sudden attack of chronic and stoner-like giggling.
What’s so goddamn funny about a g-string?
Men don’t go to women’s stupid strip clubs and bring up gun ownership or the merits of a death penalty to distract The Help. We don’t ruin women’s good times. We let them do that for themselves.
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Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/
Вот это да… После прочтения даже мне эта тема стала интересна.
За статью сенкс, все по делу, достаточно много кто это использует
My pleasure. It certainly IS disturbing.
It’s the only job in my life that I ever walked out on,
even though it payed pretty well when I needed it to.
I don’t remember too much about when I was 21,
but I do remember THAT.
I have seen the UGLIEST imaginable side of women.
But I can’t say that I have seen the most beautiful.
Fascinating. They don’t even make any effort to show you either.
They expect YOU to do all the work.
I almost want to vomit when I see a “happy bride” or a white dress.
That’s no exaggeration either.
All I can think of is two strange,
black cocks up her ass the night before.
LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY . . . but not really.
Wow Chris, your story is interesting yet disturbing. But thank you for pulling the wull out from over my eyes .
. . . OH and P.S!!
The strippers were actually GAY for the right amount of money too!! So the cocks these women were sucking and PAYING to suck off, were UP A MAN’S ASS the night before.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Seriously.
Chris, nice story.
But i’m deducting a few man points for your ridiculous ROTFLMAO!!!!
Try harder.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Well against all the man points I gained for opening men’s eyes who thought their wives were home “cleaning the oven”… I can afford to lose few for laughing at these cunts.
But you didn’t actually take them away,
you just picked up the few that I let fall to the ground.
I seriously need a bigger nutsack for all of these…..
For 7 years, when I was 21…. I was a starving aspiring artist looking to barely get by because I was under 9 month contract and not paid for 3 months / 12.
So I took a job as a bartender at a MALE STRIP CLUB on Friday and Saturday’s and the stories I can tell you about WOMEN will turn your HAIR WHITE.
• Women about to get married the next day or weekend taking it up the ass from 2 strange strippers while getting a table dance. AND PAYING FOR IT WITH THEIR FIANCEES CREDIT CARD.
• Women screaming and behaving like complete fucking retards after getting drunk until they counld’t even WALK OUT ON THEIR OWN. . . . and then threatened to sue the club for serving them alchohol which they freely paid for and orderded all night.
• Women getting table dances . . . getting a little too turned on . . . asking for permission to sucking strange, greasy stripper’s cocks . . . . and SWALLOWING THEIR CUM the night before they were getting married.
Then the stripper held out his hand for $160 payment, and the cunt actually said “WHAT? I just blew you and swallowed!!!”. That was her argument for not paying for what she wanted. So he says “what if the NEXT girl wants the same thing??”. Then she charged it to her FUTURE HUSBAND’S card.
I could go on for an hour.
I am NOT making this shit up.
These were EVERYDAY occurrences . . . every weekend . . . for 7 years.
FUCKING WOMEN ARE PIGS. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Meanwhile the MEN were going to the female strip club downstairs. It was always quiet. Got some titty while they drank their beers. Put a couple of bucks in her thong and got a close look at her ass. So what.
Men are way better than women.
That’s not opinion. That’s FACT.
Although I have seen this happen [recently & frequently]- I make sure I tell her, as she comes out of OUR bathroom, that she was a bitch for making me wait. However, after it happened to me to many times, I now use the womens room everywhere that I go if the MENS bathroom is occupied (single bathrooms that you can lock- as I don’t want to get arrested) – Now that’s what I call equal rights. And yet another thing that really pisses the whores off. Which is now what I live for. Thank you Dick, you are an inspiration.
Imm sorry, I’ll quit going to strip clubs.
All women (including strippers) will stay out of strip clubs and ALL men will just go to gay strip clubs and feel on their dicks.
We don’t have any appreciation of the female form. We just wan’t to screw it.
Since when did we claim appreciation of the female form? As for ad hominem, boohoo, we are “insecured”. Next!
These posts are pathetic, how can any of you even claim to have an appreciation of the female form when you denigrate women so much? Sounds to me like a bunch of insecure men in the closet here…
Taken from the horse mouth. The hypocrisy, indeed.
Courtney women who go watch guys strip are basically untrustable whores. Ask any bartender at those places.
Basically all your doing is watching a group of gay men dance to the Village People.
Actually, women’s strip clubs are much better than stupid strip clubs for guys!
Women have the right to watch naked guys – men don’t have the right to watch women!
You motherfucker! I was just in Atlanta for a week on business, and NOW you tell me?!
You got anything for Witchita?
Women use the can at my bar all the time… Thats why I feel no shame in pissing all over the seat, and leaving a few cigarette butts floating in the bowl.
One more comment:
I won’t ever criticize what other men like to do with their time or their money, but speaking personally, I find it pointless to give money to a stripper. I can’t speak for other places, but where I live, you can’t even get within five feet of a stripper unless you have money in your hand, and I find lap dances absolutely pointless. It would be a different matter if you could go to the darkened booth and get a quick BJ, but all they’re doing is getting you aroused without getting you off, then charging you for it.
(Yes, I know, they charge for special services in some places, but I guess I’m a cheap bastard for not wanting to pay $100 for a BJ in a public place.)
From a financial perspective, giving money to a stripper is a bad investment.
But again, that’s just me. I DO enjoy watching the pelvi grind and the boobs bob around, even if the ecydiasts are required to wear tiny flesh-colored mammarial patches that make them appear they have no nipples. I can’t imagine a better way to spend my time whilst I drink beer with my buds unless there’s a good baseball game on TV.
An interesting topic, and one I agree with, even if I don’t go to titty bars very often these days. But this is something I have experience with.
I discovered that men find it arousing when women go to titty bars because they think, they hope, they imagine, they fantasize that the woman they’re with is into other woman, and they get their hopes up wondering if they can get their woman into a threesome. I mean … DAMN, that’s the holy grail of hook-ups. And we all want one.
THAT is why men like it when women go to strip clubs.
And that is why women go to strip clubs. To pretend they’re into other chicks. You have no idea what leverage a woman has over a man who thinks he can get into a threesome.
I’m not saying there aren’t chicks who are into other chicks — they’re just rarer than you think. This is real life, boys, not porn.
And yes, as Dick said, chicks ARE there to step on your good time, control your behavior, and focus your attention on them.