Women Are The Special Olympics
If there’s one thing you learn after dealing with the mentally handicapped for an extended period of time, it’s that they all want one thing: to be treated equally.
Also graham crackers.
Women are a lot like the mentally handicapped in that way. The only difference is women don’t deserve it — equality or graham crackers.
History is filled with examples of disabled men overcoming obstacles and taking care of business in a manly fashion. Several presidents have been handicapped. Also that guy from Goonies, I’m pretty sure he was retarded. One thing, however, remains the same. No matter how many chromosomes a man is born with, he wants the playing field even. Fairness is unto manliness. He also wants to be treated the same as everyone else.
What a surprise that a woman invented the Special Olympics.
The Special Olympics is for the mentally handicapped what a Chinese lady with an umbrella is for me. It’s something I do not fucking want around. Chinese ladies will stab your goddamn eyeballs out with those things. The Chinese character for ‘opportunity’ is the same as ‘crisis’, and I’m willing to bet that’s not the only Chinese character with a Chinese double meaning. ‘Umbrella’ in Chinese is probably the same as ‘eyeball toothpick wheel’. That’s why the Chinese don’t like baby girls. Their women can’t even carry umbrellas correctly, their little girls must be fucking nightmares.
One time while I was watching the Special Olympics, I saw a retarded weight lifter throw up about two gallons of orange juice. It was so hilarious I still think about that image at least once a week a decade later. Does that sound like the kind of thing the mentally handicapped need?
No. It’s humiliating. The mentally handicapped need training for minimum wage jobs and volunteers to help them keep their shit together. They don’t need committees planning fucking parades and testing them for steroids just so they can go out and throw up a cubic foot of orange juice on national television. You can’t not laugh at that no matter who you are. Jesus would have laughed at that.
Women need national recognition for their accomplishments; physical, emotional, or otherwise. Men don’t; whether we’re mentally handicapped or not. Let’s say a woman married a millionaire with no penis. Well that’s the greatest accomplishment a woman can achieve. You bet your ass she’s going to want a parade.
When a woman hits the gym for two weeks in a row, she needs an Olympic sized parade in her honor. That’s why women have such a hard-on for the Special Olympics. They think accomplishments aren’t accomplishments until they’re shoved down everyone’s fucking throat.
I respect the shit out of retarded athletes. But that’s where it ends. I don’t print the sentiment on a bumper sticker and then tackily adhere it to the chrome backside of a fifty thousand dollar SUV some man paid for. That would make me a woman instead of a different gender which brims with class and discretion. That gender is The Man.
I respect retarded athletes so much that I laugh my ass off when they vomit two gallons of orange juice all over the place.
Now this is a true story. Many years ago I was with a friend in a bowling alley who was not only too drunk to bowl, but he was also too drunk to not have passed out on the floor of the bathroom. When I found him like that, I did what any man would do. I kicked him in the stomach. Whether you’re mentally handicapped or too drunk to not get kicked in the stomach, it’s hilarious when you throw up. The only difference is, Drunk Guy Olympics wouldn’t make women feel like they’ve done something with their lives.
They haven’t.
Did you know the Special Olympics is the only organization legally allowed to use ‘Olympics’ in its title? That’s true. It’s just like how women are the only other species legally allowed to use ‘man’ in their name. Except for Manatees, which are a fat and slothful creature for which nature has only one equal: women.
Coincidence?
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April 2nd, 2007 at 10:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 97b042a642ba3
They might as well go the whole nine and cart in a ferris wheel and side shows. As if the handicapped are put on this earth to “inspire” you and make you feel better about your own shitty life. Only a woman could contrive such a condescending and exploitive concept and think she’s Mother fucking Teresa for doing it.
April 3rd, 2007 at 12:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 71eaeac99a872
I certainly don’t have time to read Dicks article because here is something far more enlightening for you MRA types.
http://www.omsys.com/mmcd/courtrev.htm
April 3rd, 2007 at 12:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
Great article Dick, but the term ’retard’ seems a bit politically incorrect. You could call them mentally challenged perhaps or autistic.
Mantastic article though. Doubly so because I have an autistic friend, and he’s awesome, I mean, really awesome. Fun loving, likes a good joke, likes to play. More than most women could do.
April 3rd, 2007 at 12:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 71eaeac99a872
Far more informative
http://www.justice.gc.ca/en/ps/pad/reports/2001-FCY-4.html
April 3rd, 2007 at 12:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
Trust Female to attempt to derail a topic she doesnt understand.
April 3rd, 2007 at 12:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 71eaeac99a872
I’ll understand when you understand this.
http://www.aic.gov.au/publications/tandi/ti157.pdf
April 3rd, 2007 at 12:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 71eaeac99a872
Educate yourselves. If you are studying law in AU, make sure you buy this book.
http://www.allenandunwin.com/Shopping/ProductDetails.aspx?ISBN=9781865 087313
April 3rd, 2007 at 12:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 71eaeac99a872
http://asca.org.au/pdf_public/mediarelease_041014.pdf
The law is biased against women!
April 3rd, 2007 at 12:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 71eaeac99a872
btw Dick, bring your articles up to speed, we’re not talking about Special Olympics now, that was last week. This week is about how much BS MRA types spread and how they have successfully lobbied the AU govt to force amendments to Acts which will just cause more heartache to women and children. Make no mistake, ladies and “gentlemen”, Australia is a misogynist’s wonderland.
April 3rd, 2007 at 1:30 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
Nothing gives a paper credibility like ugly text on a crappy grey background.
-Dick
April 3rd, 2007 at 1:48 am - IP Man-Hash: ec0cd75aec071
haha i found this site when i was tryin to search for people who agree with how useless and pitiful women are. there is only one thing they’re useful for and that is sex.
April 3rd, 2007 at 3:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
I thought it was suitable for it’s intended audience because to read what gets “scientifically” and “statistically” quoted here, it is obvious that the male posters here don’t actually read professional journals.
April 3rd, 2007 at 3:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
The same fucking feminist excuse. Complain about something else like how all childrens presenters are paedophiles.
April 3rd, 2007 at 3:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
And how about women never get custody of the child. Oooh wow yeah the law is REALLY biased.
April 3rd, 2007 at 3:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
The only people I’ve seen on this site talking about male TV presenters being paedophiles, are men. Making up BS about what women do or say and then having a rant about it is almost like watching Mulder and Scully stakeout Area 51. Provide some facts not make believe. And try and give some examples that aren’t extreme outliers.
Regarding the custody issue - you are wrong as per usual. Things are never as bad as some men would want you to believe to suit their own agenda. You should keep an open, inquiring and critical mind. If you are unable to criticise your own gender then you are blind and totally biased.
April 3rd, 2007 at 4:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Do you think his mother would have laughed at that? No. Women are better than men.
April 3rd, 2007 at 4:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
First, your doing the same thing. Second, I do criticise my own gender. And this:
Women are better than men.
This proves you are a hypocrite and thus.
April 3rd, 2007 at 4:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
You’re quite correct! After all, this is your site and so you have 100% of the authority to determine the content on it, especially since the site doesn’t have a NO WOMEN ALLOWED disclaimer on it. Bravo, Female, let us all talk about what you want us to talk about, oh great
webmastermistress.April 3rd, 2007 at 4:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Romania - land of the free.
Sonyad, ever heard of a place pronounced Codlier, North of Bucharest? It is on TV as I speak. Seems it is a home for “mentally impaired” girls, one of those gawdawful orphanage legacies of Nicholei the communist. The worker at the institution is busy telling the journalist that the girls only have IQs of 17 except the girls appear to be bilingual and are awfully productive seamstresses in the illegal clothing workshop the centre has set up in the institution. It is awfully quaint just how liberated women are in your country. It is also great to see homeless children living in underground “heating” shafts in the parks in bucharest, busily sniffing glue all day. What else? The show has just said that children are still being abandoned at the same rate as they were during the communist years while your country is apparently receiving millions in foreign aid to support single mothers and children.
Oh sorry, that is all, now we are in Panama, preferred place for North American retirees who cant afford Florida.
April 3rd, 2007 at 4:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
If the law is so ‘biased’ against women, how come men lose their children in 98% of cases and are ordered to pay a regular dividend to the woman who took them away? I can’t think of a more obscene injustice than that.
I’m sorry but your lies are grotesque.
April 3rd, 2007 at 4:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 97b042a642ba3
I remember you. You’re the smarmy little cow who tried to put words in my mouth. Like most women you seem to be flighty and emotionally driven, but if by some miracle you remember your last words to me I’d like to state that I have at this juncture no handicapped friends, and at no point did I refer to them as “freaks”. Got that? Feel free to read it as many times as it takes you to understand.
Bollocks. You’re so full of shit I’m surprised you’re not subject to EPA regulations.
April 3rd, 2007 at 4:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
98%?! Prove it. As I assume you are a man, that shouldnt be too hard, should it?
April 3rd, 2007 at 5:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
ajax, how do you know if Aust is filled with misogynists? To have an opinion on that you would have to live here and if you live here, well, I rest my case. You have already incriminated yourself elsewhere about having “crippled” friends and stating that if they were to compete in the Special Olympics that it would just be a freakshow, ie, you think your “friends” are freaks. How much clearer could you be?
April 3rd, 2007 at 5:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 97b042a642ba3
Wow, you are smart. “I have known crippled people in the past” does not have the same meaning as “I have friends who are crippled,” moron. Again, read that as many times as it takes to sink in. And in my opinion the Special Olympics IS a freak show. It’s not a showcase of talent, it’s base pandering to a social group percieved to be in need of sympathy. It’s insulting, plain and simple.
You rest your case? Really? No evidence, no independent testimony? Just resting that case. My, that’s a waterproof tactic you’ve got there missy. No really, you do the systerhood proud. It’s no wonder you’re the superior species.
April 3rd, 2007 at 5:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
I shouldn’t have to prove it because it’s self-evident. Everyone knows that the vast majority of single-parents are female. I only ever met one male single-parent in my entire life and that was because the mother ran off with another man.
Besides, when was the last time you ever heard of a woman being ordered to pay child-support to her ex-partner? I bet you can’t find a single example.
April 3rd, 2007 at 6:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 964e0b018beb4
BovineAge35SingleObeseFemale, said “You should keep an open, inquiring and critical mind. If you are unable to criticise your own gender then you are blind and totally biased.”
Yes, because you have always been very critical of your “sisters” in harlotry and state sponsored theft.
Oh wait.. you haven’t scum.
April 3rd, 2007 at 6:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
I find it increasingly annoying that women always demand - as though it’s their god given right - to be included in anything that men are doing, such as the Olympics. It reminds me of the spoilt child who moans and wails until it gets a big, fat, dummy shoved in its fat, ugly, undeserving face.
Women are very much like children in this respect. They always want to do what the adults (men) are doing and will throw temper-tantrums if they don’t get their own way. It’s pathetic.
April 3rd, 2007 at 6:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
Oh like you have given anything which constitutes proof.
April 3rd, 2007 at 11:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
“Besides, when was the last time you ever heard of a woman being ordered to pay child-support to her ex-partner? I bet you can’t find a single example.”
I’m the example.
April 3rd, 2007 at 11:36 am - IP Man-Hash: bf6f24347df30
You call this professional? The only real professional women are the ones that hang out on corners at night. Women are habitual liars.
April 3rd, 2007 at 11:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Greetings Dr. Z.
That’s not really fair now, is it? The mould likely broke with you.
- Chris Rea - King Of The Beach - The Memory Of A Good Friend(.aac)
April 3rd, 2007 at 11:44 am - IP Man-Hash: bf6f24347df30
Wrong… It’s in every respect that they act like children.
April 3rd, 2007 at 12:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
FUCKING BULLSHIT!
April 3rd, 2007 at 12:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
My sentiments exactly, Heretic.
April 3rd, 2007 at 1:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0da82aefb99ab
Greetings, sonyAD and diamatik. I’ve been on the site before. I’m a NASA employee and my ex-husband was a stay-at-home father before we divorced. I have indeed paid both alimony and child support. It may be uncomfortable, but there’s an exception to strenghten every rule.
April 3rd, 2007 at 1:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d846befa5098
Female you say give examples, game on. Female im certain beyond all doubt of one thing” Very few of the crazy things women say and do, that we men marvel at and post here, are made up. Its not that we are averse to lying, cause that would be a lie in itself that not even a woman would believe. It’s just that you women are so damn GOOD at doing illogical, irrational and insane things over nd over again. Therefore there’s absolutely NO NEED to make anything up about women. If it wasnt witnessed by the poster, then you can be sure some woman, somewhere has done it, will do it, or is planning to do it.
Here’s an example that im certain you’ve seen in real life at least once, if not done it yourself. Woman X marries rich-man-sucker Y. What is MOST LIKELY? 1. The couple will be together forever. X will give Y sex anytime he wants, will rarely bitch, and will agree with whatever he says or does. The are together forever. OR: 2. Woman X becomes bored 5 minutes after the wedding. She knows X has money. An annulment = no cash. X bides her time, pumps out a kid or two (even more cash ultimately), and squeezes every red cent out of Y by using rare sex and daily bitching to manipulate him. After a few years Y divorces X, signs over 3/4 of his net income just to be rid of her, and pays the other 1/4 to her til the day he dies.
April 3rd, 2007 at 2:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
None of that is true.
-Dick
April 3rd, 2007 at 3:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d7328f0fd6f4
Omnipresent? Or just ubiquitous?
April 3rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
Dick: Saying something isn’t true doesn’t negate the truth. I challenge you to prove that I haven’t been on the site before. As a previous (male) poster stated, men are able to acknowledge that there are exceptions to the generalizations posted on the site. I found that to be a reasoned and mature assertion. Let it stand.
April 3rd, 2007 at 4:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 89503ca5a87dd
How many single mothers with deadbeat husbands who they pay alimony work at NASA?
Or is zogmama making a stealthy return?
April 3rd, 2007 at 4:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
So, based on your observations that single mothers raise children more often than single fathers, you have put this down to the single mother having won a court custody dispute? Rather than say, oh I don’t know, perhaps men leave women and their children more often than women do so. Or perhaps the parents were never really together in a relationship to begin with and the child/ren are a product of casual sex, in which case, it appears the man didn’t bother to wear protection and then didn’t bother to stay in distant contact with the woman to see if she did fall pregnant. It is so amazing how men can just think they can get away with “spreading their seed” resulting in progeny but not having to do anything in the way of raising or paying child support for said children..and then they bitch about their taxes having to do so via the state. Tell me, what shall we call these men, arrogant hypocrites or irresponsible fools?
Say hello to Zogmama.
April 3rd, 2007 at 5:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Oh okay, so, you knew crippled people in the past and you thought they were freaks and you freely admit that anyone who competes in the Special Olymics is a freak, as are all the people who are in the audience cheering the competitors on. I see. May I suggest you get yourself along to a Special Olympics event, you may discover that the competition is even fiercer than at the usual Olympics. It’s high drama but of course, if you can’t see past the “freak” show then you wont enjoy it, so just stay home collecting your welfare and complaining about why handicapped people aren’t out getting themselves a job when it should be so easy for them considering society is oh so understanding and accepting of their impairments as you are. Your attitude is what is freakish. Grow up.
April 3rd, 2007 at 5:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
That’s the problem.
-Dick
April 3rd, 2007 at 5:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
That depends. You cant say that for every one of the competitors who doesn’t come first and you need to decide if the experience of being involved and the people they will meet and the sense of community they will feel will offset any disappointments they may suffer. It isn’t simply about winning for all of the competitors.
April 3rd, 2007 at 5:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
What does winning have to do with anything? It’s the Special Olympics. It’s not about winning.
Yet again, a woman has proven my point.
-Dick
April 3rd, 2007 at 5:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
What exactly is your point because it seems to change from one sentence to the next.
April 3rd, 2007 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 97b042a642ba3
Wow. Unbe-fucking-lievable. How could I have been so blind for so long? Masterson, I owe you a debt of gratitude. You too, Female, for proving him right beyond a shadow of a doubt.
April 3rd, 2007 at 6:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
You idiot. I called it a “freak” show because they were your own ignorant words. Just because you perceive something as freakish doesn’t mean that other people do.
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
And as for,
jxbx said:And in my opinion the Special Olympics IS a freak show. It’s not a showcase of talent.
You are again, wrong. Until you have actually seen any events or athletes, don’t talk about something that you know nothing of because you simply sound ignorant.
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
SOTS: Not too stealthy, was I? And I’ll not stick around. But I didn’t lie, nor would I. Contrary to your assertions, some women do have an honor code. I do follow some of your conversations with interest, particularly those of a political bent.
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
And yes, I am the zogmama. Or amefuto, to my old friend sonyAD.
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 97b042a642ba3
Go back and read that post again, then look up the word “hyperbole.” Moron.
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: b1edbe34439b6
You’re like a female version of Wolfe.
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: b1edbe34439b6
“You’re” as in us males who populate this site as a whole or myself? I can hardly imagine you have interest in my political views when they consist of you eventually having none.
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Of course, this is completely my fault for not giving you the benefit of the doubt that you were just kidding and were being inflammatory for no logical reason when you made 3 posts (and the only posts you’ve ever made on this site, mind you) in which you referred to physically and mentally impaired people as freaks. Stupid me.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
@SotS: I am somewhat aware of your anticipation of the downfall of western civilization at the hand of women, and that you advocate the idea that all women are unworthy of respect or basic rights. I do not advocate the inverse as relates to men.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
and SotS, I can be interested in someone’s views, even if I do not espouse them.
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 661af48368de9
Well we wouldn’t want that, would we Pot?
Perhaps I did come on a little strong, but only because it’s something I feel strongly about. I’m against any institution that exploits the disadvantaged in order to salve the collective conscience. Your inane babble about “inspiration” and other such warm and fuzzy nonsense tells me I’m on the right track. I’m just calling it as I see it. And show me where I ever said I was kidding about anything.
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
No, you were and are on the wrong track, you see, I was not inspired at Special Olympic events, I was inspired at Paralympic Events, so tell me, does your argument still apply when discussing Paralympics? Are paralympic events exploiting the competitors? Hardly, they have full mental and cognitive capacities, so if the competitors felt they were being exploited, they’d hardly participate in such events would they? In relation to whether Special Olympics are exploitative, that again, simply isn’t true. The Special Olympics is an international volunteer organisation that does wonderful things for people all over the world.
Here, be a volunteer and realise you are wrong.
http://www.specialolympics.com.au/index.php?submenu=Volunteer_Menu&src =gendocs&link=Volunteer_Jobs_Available&category=Volunteer