Women Are The Special Olympics
If there’s one thing you learn after dealing with the mentally handicapped for an extended period of time, it’s that they all want one thing: to be treated equally.
Also graham crackers.
Women are a lot like the mentally handicapped in that way. The only difference is women don’t deserve it — equality or graham crackers.
History is filled with examples of disabled men overcoming obstacles and taking care of business in a manly fashion. Several presidents have been handicapped. Also that guy from Goonies, I’m pretty sure he was retarded. One thing, however, remains the same. No matter how many chromosomes a man is born with, he wants the playing field even. Fairness is unto manliness. He also wants to be treated the same as everyone else.
What a surprise that a woman invented the Special Olympics.
The Special Olympics is for the mentally handicapped what a Chinese lady with an umbrella is for me. It’s something I do not fucking want around. Chinese ladies will stab your goddamn eyeballs out with those things. The Chinese character for ‘opportunity’ is the same as ‘crisis’, and I’m willing to bet that’s not the only Chinese character with a Chinese double meaning. ‘Umbrella’ in Chinese is probably the same as ‘eyeball toothpick wheel’. That’s why the Chinese don’t like baby girls. Their women can’t even carry umbrellas correctly, their little girls must be fucking nightmares.
One time while I was watching the Special Olympics, I saw a retarded weight lifter throw up about two gallons of orange juice. It was so hilarious I still think about that image at least once a week a decade later. Does that sound like the kind of thing the mentally handicapped need?
No. It’s humiliating. The mentally handicapped need training for minimum wage jobs and volunteers to help them keep their shit together. They don’t need committees planning fucking parades and testing them for steroids just so they can go out and throw up a cubic foot of orange juice on national television. You can’t not laugh at that no matter who you are. Jesus would have laughed at that.
Women need national recognition for their accomplishments; physical, emotional, or otherwise. Men don’t; whether we’re mentally handicapped or not. Let’s say a woman married a millionaire with no penis. Well that’s the greatest accomplishment a woman can achieve. You bet your ass she’s going to want a parade.
When a woman hits the gym for two weeks in a row, she needs an Olympic sized parade in her honor. That’s why women have such a hard-on for the Special Olympics. They think accomplishments aren’t accomplishments until they’re shoved down everyone’s fucking throat.
I respect the shit out of retarded athletes. But that’s where it ends. I don’t print the sentiment on a bumper sticker and then tackily adhere it to the chrome backside of a fifty thousand dollar SUV some man paid for. That would make me a woman instead of a different gender which brims with class and discretion. That gender is The Man.
I respect retarded athletes so much that I laugh my ass off when they vomit two gallons of orange juice all over the place.
Now this is a true story. Many years ago I was with a friend in a bowling alley who was not only too drunk to bowl, but he was also too drunk to not have passed out on the floor of the bathroom. When I found him like that, I did what any man would do. I kicked him in the stomach. Whether you’re mentally handicapped or too drunk to not get kicked in the stomach, it’s hilarious when you throw up. The only difference is, Drunk Guy Olympics wouldn’t make women feel like they’ve done something with their lives.
They haven’t.
Did you know the Special Olympics is the only organization legally allowed to use ‘Olympics’ in its title? That’s true. It’s just like how women are the only other species legally allowed to use ‘man’ in their name. Except for Manatees, which are a fat and slothful creature for which nature has only one equal: women.
Coincidence?
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April 4th, 2007 at 1:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
@diamatik: I said I wasn’t trying to change anyone’s mind. What’s the harm in letting him read my story? Where’s the threat?
@Heretic: It’s of no consequence to me whether you believe what I’ve said or not. Nothing you say or do changes the truth, and I’m content with it. I feel no kinship with anyone who tells lies, regardless of their gender, if that’s what your reference to ’sisterhood’ means.
@SotS: I’m weirdly touched that you remember my story and that you find it pathetic. But let’s drop it, shall we? The last time you and I got entangled in the same thread, it ended very, very badly.
April 4th, 2007 at 3:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
Loss of man points and brain cells.
April 4th, 2007 at 5:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6178b3dd143a5
No, Heretic, all “intelligent” upper-middle class women are like that. I have no doubt of the authenticity of her story. Women with capable minds seem to be utterly incapable of picking a mate who isn’t a crackhead/adulterer/thug.
Z: I find the fact that something I said touched you semi-repugnant. And what about our last exchange ended badly? Last I remember all marveled at how “guessed” your ex-husband was tall.
April 4th, 2007 at 5:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6178b3dd143a5
How I guessed that is.
April 4th, 2007 at 5:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
I’d forgotten your clairvoyance, SotS. I was thinking of something else. How womanly of me. But, adulterous as he may have been, my ex is still better than me, as he is a man. And it’s not his fault that he showed a lack of honor, it is my fault for choosing badly to begin with. I’d also forgotten how the logic of this website muddles my poor female brain.
Back to other pursuits, like guessing the height of people I’ll never meet. In metres, to make sonyAd happy.
April 4th, 2007 at 6:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd6d0f534877f
Dr Z, don’t you have a job at NASA to get back to? And while I’ve got your attention I’d like to ask you how an unemployed, cheating husband got sole custody of his children over his faithful, hard-working, professional NASA-employed wife? Just doesn’t make sense to me, espcially when the legal system generally goes out of its way to favour mothers.
April 4th, 2007 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
@jxbx: Go back and read for content. He never had sole custody; we had joint custody and it was my choice to pay child support. His unemployment for several years consisted of staying home to raise our children. That was his choice, and one I supported, until he decided he was no longer interested in doing that and abandoned the marriage. The legal system was minimally involved in our divorce. As for NASA, I can multi-task and dash off a post here and there while holding down a job. Can’t you?
April 4th, 2007 at 9:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51d034c5511eb
Honor doesn’t exist in this society. There are few that even adhere to its basic tenants. Dr. Z, you have acted in (if your story is correct) an equitable manner. Equality in my view is one of the basic tenants of Honor. However, YOU are far from the norm to say the least. Society (and women) in general, has capitulated to Mammon, or greed. Women now trade Fathers and Men in for apartments, welfare checks, and a string of thugs, pretty idiots, or suckers. How sad that this is the highest acheivement for the female gender, to “catch” a Man. Funny thing is that most women fail to see that we all pay for it in the end, but then again, how many women actually HAVE to get a job to survive?
People aren’t born with Honor, it must be instilled within them from an early age. Funny how when Fathers have become unnecessary, we live in a society without Honor as well. How sad it is that Men, for the most part are considered unnecessary, and unworthy to even have contact with their children. How sad indeed that most women are just fine with that. They have no Honor, for even though if I reaped the benefits of procreation, I would have the Honor, to include the other party in such a “contract” instead of making her a debt slave and living off of her labors.
-Strength and Honor-
April 4th, 2007 at 10:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
@abaddon: I appreciate your comments, but I find this entire topic tiresome and redundant. I’ve been an anomaly for years; I did not respond to defend my honor, merely to correct errors. Would that more people who read the comments here were thus concerned with the truth, rather than their skewed versions of it. My honor code, if that is what you choose to label it, is based on a set of values which is currently out of favor, and would be roundly dismissed in this forum. I’ve written about it on wolfe’s blog.
Strength and honor indeed.
April 5th, 2007 at 12:39 am - IP Man-Hash: bf6f24347df30
It’s a rare thing for a woman to tell the truth.
And because of this I can’t what you’ve said as truth. It really don’t sound truthful. The average women is a pathetic parasitic creature with a lying tongue and deceitful in every way.
April 5th, 2007 at 3:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 9bd93ea11baef
Lets examine the word, anomaly:
In other words, you agree with the core tenets of this wonderful site, but you just believe that you’re the rare exception to the rule.
April 5th, 2007 at 6:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 316c13d86feba
Good post abaddon.
April 5th, 2007 at 6:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
I’ve noticed that the men on this site are nearly as fond of dictionary.com as the women are of wikipedia. Clever of you to bring forth the rather arcane third definition in light of my career as a cosmologist, though Billy will have no part of that, of course. I am an unusual person, and this site only strengthens my conviction of that; not that I am an unusual woman, as you choose to conclude, but that I am an unusual person. I made no generalizations, I utilized no hyperbole nor profanity, and I made no personal attacks on other posters. And yet, all of the preceding were invoked upon me for simply telling the truth. That makes Dick’s basic assertion a tough sell.
April 5th, 2007 at 7:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
No not really. We rarely just insult anybody who comes here. People like Luka are marginally respected. You just want attention and to look smart.
April 5th, 2007 at 7:55 am - IP Man-Hash: bf6f24347df30
Of course she can claim to be multitasking while at work because women rarely do any real work. Affirmative action ensures them of a good job do nothing.
April 7th, 2007 at 8:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9690fbf716faa
Dr Z, I’m glad you’re an unhappy miserable feminist cunt. And I am glad you will continue to be unfulfilled for years to come. You are a pathetic fake man and we don’t give a fuck if your career requires precision, because what you should have really applied precision to was being a mother that was there for her kids, not dumping them in childcare and then sitting in traffic for hours with a business suit on, you are a total and complete loss.
April 7th, 2007 at 9:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1b5badee7cc67
Good points, Man.
How much precision does it take to bake an apple pie?
-Dick
April 7th, 2007 at 9:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9690fbf716faa
The female vagina, is supposed to be the image of the most pure, pristine, natural, clean, fertile, generating thing in the world. The female vagina is to human beings what the rainforest is to planet earth.
Yet everywhere, the mothers of tomorrow lie under a heaving guy breathing beer breath all over her face as he slides his cock in and out of the mother of tomorrow, having just met her a couple of hours earlier. There are many other men who fond memories of sliding thier cock in and out of this very same mother.
There is no man that wants to see his first born son come into this very world, through a conduit that has also served as the funpark of filth and smut for a dozen or more men.
There is a double standard and rightly so. There is a filthy, gritty, disgusting, shameful, grotty, wrong, and shuddering feeling that overwhelms you when you think about the truth about the average female vagina these days. The average woman is either a practicing slut or a former one. That is men’s only choice.
I’ll fuck a slut don’t get me wrong, but for the mother of my first born son? A filthy slut? NO WAY.
The reason for the double standard?
Women’s sexual organs are the embodiment of generation, they are the source, every single human being in the history of the universe begins thier human experience through the conduit of the vagina. Isn’t that an environment worth keeping pure? and pristine?
If humanity can’t keep the environment that brings him into this world clean, who can makind have a chance of keeping the natural environment clean? The earth is dying yes, but the purity of the vagina died long ago.
In a century when the birthrate drops from every slut feminist cunt wating until they have a couple of months fertility left to have babies, and western nations have a white minority from immirgrants needed to make up the shortfall of manpower, and the immigrants all want to become slut feminist career women selfish cunts as well, then we can truly say not only did fuck the environment, we fucked ourselves too. And as long as the women get to fuck who they like, they will fuck us all in the end.
The penis is not an internal organ. If I hand you a glass of coke is that anything like handing it to you and sticking my fingers in it and stirring it? Women need to fucking smarten up, because no man wants some whore for the mother of thier sons. And no man wants to watch the miracle of birth in a hospital ward, with a voluntary cesarian section, and former slut doped up on morphine, and the selfish cunt still gets bragging rights about the pain of childbirth, when your first born son slides out into the world through a hole that has been used a fun park for a dozen thrill seeking cocks before being subject to IVF treatment?
You are hated more than at any other time in the history of makind, women. Is that not a sign to you? Most men only put up with your shit because it feels good to slide thier cock in and out of your used up impure vulva. They are not considering for a moment that you are a totem of creation, fertility and purity to be cultivated, worshipped and cared for so as to provide a good mother for a family.
No, they are think yeah this whore is a bit of fun, but I’m more concerned about the fact that I have to get a good job, compete against a needless 50% of humans that shouldnt I shouldnt even be competing against to get hired, Im worried about afforing a house that costs 9 years salary compared to 3 years in 1980 because dual income households are the sole reason housing is so expensive, im worried about whether the child is going to have a mother at all considering shed rather be at work pretending to be a man and proving herself for her damaged neurotic ego, im worried about a divorce costing me years of salary and ruining my relationship with my kids, not to mention my psyche, im worried about going to the sunday flea market and seeing two guys knowingly look at me and my family knowing they have had thier cock directly in the hole that my first born son was born out of, im worried about sexual harrasment suits from the women at the office, im worried about, hang on im not worried at all, because im just telling I love you so I can fuck you for a couple of years before moving on to the next clotheshorse cosmetics trowelled cunt I never plan on marrying or allowing to mother my children. That is the reality you filithy whores.
Your first born son is in a childcare center getting raised by 19 year old whores who do childcare all week and then take cock on the weekends, you wife pulls into the car park after work to pick her up, she goes in and collects your first born son who came into the world through a hole that was other men’s thrillride, she thanks the nineteen year old whore and pays her, your wife greets your first born son who she know hates because she has “post natal depression” she greets him speaking with a mouth that has had over a dozen cocks in it too.
You are all fucked.
We are all fucked.
So might as well go and rape, cheat on, and gangbang everyone’s wife because we’ll be done in a century the way we are going.
April 7th, 2007 at 10:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9690fbf716faa
You filthy fucking sluts.
That sums it all up doesn’t it?
And we are supposed to feel sorry for women who get breast cancer? Fuck off! You were the ones who didn’t want your cosmetics tested on animals! Now we are testing them on the real animals! and guess what they are carcinogenic and you can fucking rot in hell.
Guys every time you see a woman plastered in her peacock livery cosmetic bullshit, especially Nancy Pelosi, take comfort in the fact that her DNA is slowly being damaged by her pathetic mask of indignity.
Also take heed that the more western women who become infertile the better. So fuck them and give them VD.
Humanity has no future, and purity is extinct. So earn some fucking money and retire early and become a man of leisure, reading and studying the thoughts of the great MEN of golden age of MEN. It is more fulfilling than throwing your life down the toilet that is your average impure western cunt. And dont forget, the parasitic ethos of feminism will sweep 22nd century modernized africa, and the entire developing world soon enough. You might think there are countries with normal natural women in them today, but in decades to come they will want to be the hybrid Nancy Pelosi Paris Hilton, the future woman is a picture of viscious, cum laiden, career woman SHIT. And that’s the fucking truth.
April 8th, 2007 at 4:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 796c1d8aebfd3
its a scary fucking thought