Women Are The Special Olympics
If there’s one thing you learn after dealing with the mentally handicapped for an extended period of time, it’s that they all want one thing: to be treated equally.
Also graham crackers.
Women are a lot like the mentally handicapped in that way. The only difference is women don’t deserve it — equality or graham crackers.
History is filled with examples of disabled men overcoming obstacles and taking care of business in a manly fashion. Several presidents have been handicapped. Also that guy from Goonies, I’m pretty sure he was retarded. One thing, however, remains the same. No matter how many chromosomes a man is born with, he wants the playing field even. Fairness is unto manliness. He also wants to be treated the same as everyone else.
What a surprise that a woman invented the Special Olympics.
The Special Olympics is for the mentally handicapped what a Chinese lady with an umbrella is for me. It’s something I do not fucking want around. Chinese ladies will stab your goddamn eyeballs out with those things. The Chinese character for ‘opportunity’ is the same as ‘crisis’, and I’m willing to bet that’s not the only Chinese character with a Chinese double meaning. ‘Umbrella’ in Chinese is probably the same as ‘eyeball toothpick wheel’. That’s why the Chinese don’t like baby girls. Their women can’t even carry umbrellas correctly, their little girls must be fucking nightmares.
One time while I was watching the Special Olympics, I saw a retarded weight lifter throw up about two gallons of orange juice. It was so hilarious I still think about that image at least once a week a decade later. Does that sound like the kind of thing the mentally handicapped need?
No. It’s humiliating. The mentally handicapped need training for minimum wage jobs and volunteers to help them keep their shit together. They don’t need committees planning fucking parades and testing them for steroids just so they can go out and throw up a cubic foot of orange juice on national television. You can’t not laugh at that no matter who you are. Jesus would have laughed at that.
Women need national recognition for their accomplishments; physical, emotional, or otherwise. Men don’t; whether we’re mentally handicapped or not. Let’s say a woman married a millionaire with no penis. Well that’s the greatest accomplishment a woman can achieve. You bet your ass she’s going to want a parade.
When a woman hits the gym for two weeks in a row, she needs an Olympic sized parade in her honor. That’s why women have such a hard-on for the Special Olympics. They think accomplishments aren’t accomplishments until they’re shoved down everyone’s fucking throat.
I respect the shit out of retarded athletes. But that’s where it ends. I don’t print the sentiment on a bumper sticker and then tackily adhere it to the chrome backside of a fifty thousand dollar SUV some man paid for. That would make me a woman instead of a different gender which brims with class and discretion. That gender is The Man.
I respect retarded athletes so much that I laugh my ass off when they vomit two gallons of orange juice all over the place.
Now this is a true story. Many years ago I was with a friend in a bowling alley who was not only too drunk to bowl, but he was also too drunk to not have passed out on the floor of the bathroom. When I found him like that, I did what any man would do. I kicked him in the stomach. Whether you’re mentally handicapped or too drunk to not get kicked in the stomach, it’s hilarious when you throw up. The only difference is, Drunk Guy Olympics wouldn’t make women feel like they’ve done something with their lives.
They haven’t.
Did you know the Special Olympics is the only organization legally allowed to use ‘Olympics’ in its title? That’s true. It’s just like how women are the only other species legally allowed to use ‘man’ in their name. Except for Manatees, which are a fat and slothful creature for which nature has only one equal: women.
Coincidence?
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What I said was that logic dictates an acknowledgment that not every member of a set will behave in a predicted way every time.
Therefore, saying ‘every time’ or indeed making a statement about an entire group, in this case women, would be illogical. Nearly as illogical prefacing your own statement with a phrase like ‘And of course you’re saying’. If I meant it, I would have said it myself.
And of course you’re saying women being the emotional creatures kill logic everytime they speak.
Scratch through the multiplying layers of hyperbole from both sides on this site, and you’ll find persons of both genders with a sense of honor. Logic dictates an acknowledgment that not every member of a set will behave in a predicted way every time. In emotional discussions, logic is most often the first casualty.
Cheers.
Your findings while welcome, do not refute my original statement. That being, that Men contribute much to the reproductive process IF ALLOWED TO DO SO, and that you recognize that. I am not here to defend your honor (since for the most part women are bereft of it) either, simply to define it for those that have no idea of what it is. Errors or not, it seems to me that you have a sense of Honor or at least “equality”. The “gender war” is and always will be redundant in my view since we are fighting ourselves, and fighting something that is eons in the making. However it does exist and I play my own part within it.
Strength and honor indeed.
So are mine Dr.Z, so are mine. Many women live off of the strength of Men, while never giving their children the Honor system that humanity has used to survive for so long.
-Strength and Honor-
women are like right-wing!
You are getting close to it.
Likewise.
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Goodbye, Amefuto M.
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I’ll save you all the trouble. Ciao, sony. Twas nice to see you again.
Quite.
Are you outta your fucking mind?
Fuck yes, kill this woman i hate
Fuck yes, kill this woman
Dick can you delete every post by that doctor bitch. She’s a useless cunt and she’s pushing my excellent post from yesterday off the first page. And if the cunt thinks having her mangina “husband” at home raising her kids is ok she’s a lost cunt, because that’s still a mother not being there for her kids. It’s child abuse. And what business does the slut have coming back to this site. Ban her man hash for abusing the man hash. Get rid of her she’s a pest we’d kill if we were running the world. Unfortunately men are onlly running this site. One big man vote to permanently remove that doctor bitch whatever her name is. No one wants her shit, I came to read responses to my excellent well thought out post and was shocked to see her dribble there. Delete it and fuck her off she’s a cunt.
Necroswordsman: I haven’t commented on anything but the facts of my own life. Why those facts make some people so upset is frankly puzzling to me. The personal and profane attacks, calling me a liar, misstating facts I’ve put down in black & white? Hardly seems worth your time. Go after a woman who fits Dick’s profile. I’m not that woman.
Then why let them get in the way of yours?
‘Dr Z, I’m glad you’re an unhappy miserable feminist cunt. And I am glad you will continue to be unfulfilled for years to come. You are a pathetic fake man and we don’t give a fuck if your career requires precision, because what you should have really applied precision to was being a mother that was there for her kids, not dumping them in childcare and then sitting in traffic for hours with a business suit on, you are a total and complete loss..’
Not unhappy at all. Quite happily fulfilled, and very glad I’m not a man by the definition of this website. My children weren’t dumped in childcare, though your only interest in using me as a jumping-off point for your myopic rant disregards the facts of the matter. My HUSBAND was home with my children when they were small. Isn’t that a basic premise here, that men are better than women at raising children as well? Matters not, one way or another. Go on with your ridiculous rant. By all means, don’t let the facts get in the way of your making your point.
Easier said then done.
Kill feminism in the womb of the West and the rest of the world will be saved.
What everyone doesn’t understand is nothing happens by complaining. That’s how sluts get their way. Do something on the ground. Nothing good ever happened without a little bit of man-violence. Man violence is far different from woman violence because everything violent men ever do has a greater purpose, like the walking man-God’s we are.
Thank you. Your unique insight never dawned on me.
For the life of me, I never thought to link the scores of men who precede a baby’s passage with its delivery, obvious though it may be.
Rightfully a double standard.