All Women Are Whores
I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours. Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they’re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and wisdom. When a woman finally has a heart attack after reading something I’ve written, I’m going to start calling myself Buddha.
King Buddha.
That’s why no women are allowed to read this.
Women know themselves almost as well as I know them. They know they’re prone to emotion and anger, and they know they’re all whores. That’s why they get so goddamn upset when I say it. To a woman, calling attention to her innate prostitution is more true than anything else I could possibly say.
But that’s only because women understand math and science about as far as a dog can shit.
Women crave money because they don’t have things like purple hearts, fist fights, and prom queens. They have nothing to validate their self-worth except how much a man will pay for access to their vagina. That’s why they spend money like it’s poison. The albatross of a 100 dollar bill is nothing but shame to a woman. It is a constant reminder of her nature.
All women are whores.
And that’s human nature. Men exchange our body parts for money as well, except our “vagina” is our man-brain, and when we’re done letting the world use it, cancer is cured, slavery is abolished, or something awesome like the `77 Chevelle is invented. Also, once a man lets someone inside his valuable body part, they don’t start thinking of their ex-girlfriend or how to get inside for less money next time.
You can’t cure small pox with a vagina.
All girlfriends are whores. That’s why there’s a Valentine’s Day. All wives are whores. That’s why car leases expire in 16 months instead of 12. It takes 16 months for SUV Roofies to wear off.
All business women are whores.
If I get a free steak at Morton’s because I told them I was Tom Selleck — which would be easy to do because I also have a manmazing mustache, I would go to jail for fraud. Every woman who’s ever gotten a promotion in any business, got there because of fraud. Her miniskirt wrote a check for sex that the Vagina Bank had no intention of cashing.
Or maybe she did cash it. My point is, all women are whores, and the last thing men want is a whore who doesn’t know how to do her job.
When men sell body parts, we’re called engineers or NFL linebackers. When women do it, they’re called prostitutes. It’s as simple as an anniversary bouquet or a “free lunch”. There’s no such thing as a “free lunch”, there’s only prostitution you buy in installments.
Women are like pre-paid cell phones you can use with your dick.
I have no problem with whores. In fact, I love them. Prostitution and monkey-rape is why we’re all here today — but men are why vaccines and plasma TVs are here. If it were possible to respect a woman, I might even respect one who knew what she was and embraced it, instead of drowning her shame in designer handbags and abusive boyfriends.
I’m not going to stop using a perfectly accurate term just because it’s upsetting to women. Holding your tongue because it upsets women is a slippery slope that ends in your penis getting cut off. Besides, the only real reason women hate being called “whores” is the same reason they hate beer: they’re fucking stupid.
Indiana Jones was a box-office smash because all men are clever, resilient, and bad-ass mavericks. Jaws was a success because all men could fuck up a shark with their bear hands. Pretty Woman was a success because all women are whores. Imagine a movie that featured you kicking Hitler’s balls so hard, you traveled back in time and fucked Heidi Klum the day before her 18th birthday. That’s basically the film Pretty Woman: every woman’s ultimate fantasy.
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That would be dazedandconfused….last I heard the count was 4
Gentlemen, exhibit A on how women have very little grasp of the real world. The way “it worked” before feminism was Men had physical and mental power and women had sexual and sympathy power. Nature and evolution kept these powers at equilibrium until MAN, in his naive attempt to make women happy, defeated nature, allowing women more time from chores, longer lives by medicine and almost guaranteed survival when life or death decisions are made (women and children first, front line combat, difficult/deadly occupations.)
Now that MEN have defeated nature and given women the comfort and time to really be a bitch it seems to be her nature to exploit her sexual and sympathetic powers while all the time screaming equality, murdering their unborn children and ransacking government and corporate coffers for very little return. Having the gall to crow about how well women are doing in the modern US is quite the joke because it has become an empire that has falling birthrates, declining world opinion, out of control consumption, staggering crime and prison industries and an out of touch media that treats celebrity gossip as real news.
Not all women exploit these powers but most do. Watch any bar scene and you will notice women taking advantage of men’s salaries while also having a man pay for her entertainment and many times their living requirements.
Women will take a job, show off her physical assets in the best way to get the job and then cry bloody murder when someone acts on her sexual signals.
All of this humiliation and emasculation is enforced at the barrel of a gun in a social atmosphere so oppressive that to even mention any woman who exploits it draws ridicule and scorn. This very site is a damn good example.
It is no wonder that the US is struggling. It has turned its backs on the gender that changes the oil, builds the bridges and everything else women take for granted.
Why are you discriminating on discriminators?
Isn’t someone keeping a tally of the “we give birth” argument?
If all women are whores, your mom must be one. WOW wouldnt that be the truth!! If men were better then women, then how come women are the ones to carry life on and not men??? We are the ones that make the desicion to continue life!! Your lucky your mother choose to have you!!!
Oh please! You make me mad? I rather enjoy looking at all the dumbass comments you post just to , believe it or not, suck up to these men.
Why would I even want to go to a feminist site they aren’t nearly as much fun piss of as all of you are. They would be like “Oh you don’t like my views? Oh well thats ok we will justg go cry about it for a week” They are just as pathetic as these morons.
I’m just wondering about man whores.
We make you think we are lazy, horny jerks who will do anything for the pussy. It makes you do something (ie housework) with your life and gives you a sense of self worth (ie you think the pussy is on a pedestal for us guys, but it really isnt).
*D3C*
Shut the fuck up bitch.
All women are whores, yeah, I buy that and I’m a woman. All men are horny, lazy jerks who will do ANYTHING for that vagina. That’s why men and women get along so well. It’s worked this long, so why change it?
Hey Belly,
You know the difference between me and you? I make you mad, and you make me laugh.
;)
C
Girl,
Even if I were sucking up, which I am not, that wouldn’t be half as bad as what you did, when you cocked your ass at all these guys, talking about your thong. You should have more respect for yourself and not need to draw attention to your pus to feel like you matter.
Here is the web site that you were looking for.
http://www.claws-and-paws.com/furry/non-fiction/faq.html
At THIS website here, that you are on right now, we talk about how contemporary American society fails to recognize how fucking bad ass and exciting men are.
What a silly little sheep!
This response made me laugh because it only made her look bad!
I would rather be a celibant monk than to spend one minute with this dizzy bitch.
-Übermesnchist
What a silly little sheep!
This response made me laugh because it only made her look bad!
I would rather be a celibant monk than to spend one minute with this ugly bitch.
-Übermesnchist
She obviously has a chronic case of cock-envy. She can’t stop talking about masturbation and cocks and porn and whores. Totally obsessed.
*D3C*
Right. I think I could do without the small dick jokes and the vendetta against the ‘genetically inferior male race.’
yeah… that pretty much sums it up, I think.
So original, so laughable!
ToBad, what’s become of colleges that someone can graduate with honors and still use the English language so poorly?
Did you pay for your higher education all by yourself, or was it Daddy’s money, grants, and handouts?
Yeah well and women on the same footing should be happy with men. Afterall men die for women, men do everything for women, men have invented all the comforts in the world mainly for women and yet women have been whining and complaining like children for thousands of years. They bash men everwhere they turn up…
I really doubt you would try to stop a woman from bitching but instead join right in with her.
So shut the hell up.
women suck as people
I don’t get it at all. Like why do you men feel the need to bash women??? Like unless you’re gay, aren’t you supposed to be happy with a woman. Like I think a relationship between a man and a woman should be a scared and beautiful thing. All women definately are not whores, and I’m pretty sure men like sex just as much, if not more. I think you all need to grow up.. the whole world needs to just relax some. That applies to all you woman haters (you’ll prob sit there and say you don’t hate women but yet you degrade them) and all you man-haters, racists, everything… stop discriminating against others, it makes me so sick. I also find it funny that men sit there and say that all women are whores and this and that… but why are you still fucking them? Grow up!